Brad Wing Suspended For Reported Failed Drug Test, May Leave LSU For NFL Draft
The SEC: where even the punters fail drug tests and leave early for the NFL. Brad Wing has been suspended for LSU’s Chick-Fil-A Bowl appearance. Tiger Rag is reporting the suspension is for a second failed drug test. They claim his “sore hamstring” in the opener against North Texas was the first suspension. It is anticipated that Wing, a redshirt sophomore, will declare for the NFL Draft.
It’s not clear where Wing will go in the NFL Draft. He is a punter, though the ability to drop a ball on the five-yard line in the corner consistently would seem to be a skill NFL teams might value. Three punters have gone in third round since 2000, most recently Cal’s Bryan Anger to Jacksonville in 2012.
How will LSU fare? They already have a 23-year-old freshman, imported from Australia, ready to replace him. More significant for the bowl game is that he is the holder on field goal attempts.
Bracing for a hard-hitting investigation into LSU’s “marijuana problem.”
[Photo via Presswire]

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December 20th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Just continuing the SEC tradition that Todd Sauerbrun of WVU set.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
I blame the sudafed in me right now for messing that up so badly. Whatever, the point is, fuck the Carolina Panthers.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
It’s not clear where Wing will go in the NFL Draft.
Raiders, 1st round
December 20th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
I’d consider drafting him in maybe the 5th round. The Lions punter blows.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
I think after MNF disaster, I could seriously see TN taking a run at him. Though 3rd round seems high, maybe 5/6. I’d love to see a quantification of how much a good punter gains you over a crappy punter, in terms of wins.
Andy Lee is the second-best player I saw at Pitt.
/seriously
December 20th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
So a lady at the office brought in a huge tray with a variety of homemade Christmas cookies. All you people who said Christmas cookies are the worst are fucking idiots.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Australia is entirely populated by criminals, as everyone knows. And criminals are used to not being trusted, as you are not trusted by me…
December 20th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
All you people who said Christmas cookies are the worst are fucking idiots.
Where was this discussion? Link, please, whilst I am removing trousers. Hurry! It only takes me a few minutes to get my pants off.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Same here, except the two I tried are terrible. I have to go home and make my own tonight for my wife’s work, and they will be fantastic.
Peppermint chocolate chip
Chocolate covered cherry (cookies)
Oatmeal coconut raisin
Peanut butter white chocolate
/pick 2
December 20th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Stark, it was yesterday’s roundup
December 20th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
i just tried again, better luck
/fatty
also… do gingerbread men have no soul?
December 20th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
I’m picking up six dozen mini cakes from Prantl’s here in a bit for the office party, oh yeah!
December 20th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
The best she made were the type that have a thumb print in them filled with icing. The actual cookie is loaded with nuts (no homo). So good.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
fuck yeah, Prantl’s
December 20th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Inexcusable that the Lions still employ Nic Harris and Stefon Logan.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Homemade truffles >> homemade cookies
December 20th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
That’s what made Mad Max and Road Warrior so entertaining.
I blame all this on the Ganja Badger. Or Jordan Jefferson. Yeah, make it Jefferson.
/ Spends 10 seconds watching LSU offensive highlights of NCG, which includes some fast-forwarding
// Weeps into bourbon
December 20th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
They already have a 23-year-old freshman, imported from Australia, ready to replace him.
Australians are pretty exotic for Baton Rouge. I bet that guy is throwing a ton of dick around campus.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Homemade truffles
How the hell do you make truffles at home? Do you not ever wash your bath mat?
December 20th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Feel free to ban me, but this is outstanding. Deserves a post.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
I am always amazed, in a good way, every time I watch the Lions and see Brian Hanson. Twenty-one seasons with the same team. Increidble.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
do gingerbread men have no soul?
That’s good. I’m writing that story when I get home tonight. Or at my desk during the day.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
I used to hang out at The Tiger downtown, and the most popular bartender there for a while was a dude from Sheffield, England. I’ll bet he got his cock rocked by a different honey every night.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
I saw some horrible mock draft that had the Lions taking Taylor Lewan at 5. They better go defense dammit. And I wouldn’t be shocked if Mayhew went Denard in the 2nd round because Millen 2.0 is a ratard.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
STOP WITH THE AUTOPLAYING SEAN SALISBURY DAMMIT.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
That’s fantastic. Good for Kitna, and good for those kids.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
SPOILER ALERT: I dropped a Q on a triple letter/triple word in WWF against you.
/
dougiesgangnamsDecember 20th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Kitna.Legend.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Run, run as fast as you can
You can’t damn me to hell, I’m the gingerbr —
Woops.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Nicely written piece. Am enjoying it.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
SPOILER ALERT: I dropped a Q on a triple letter/triple word in WWF against you.
I’ve always said you are a bad person
December 20th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
They already have the best punter in the league…on their practice squad.
Marquette King. He ain’t no cornball brother either. He’s down with the cause.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Jesus. Even when you think you know you have it lucky, and think you know how other parts of the country (world) are…
December 20th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
ban you? why, Badger? because you linked to a story??
December 20th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Feel free to ban me, but this is outstanding. Deserves a post.
Live six blocks from Lincoln. Went to school with Kitna. Was a dick back then, grew up to be a good guy.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
This made my afternoon.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
The Big Ten: Where the coaches fuck little boys and cover it up for 20 years.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
caption: “Brad Wing does hand pistol and shouts ‘Pew! Pew! Pew!’ on every punt.”.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
brad wing is awesome.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
more like sore vagina…can’t blame him for pussyin’ out against the fightin’ 096′s.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
I just went sledding for the first time in two years (it didn’t snow here last year.) I’ve still got it!
December 20th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Wow, just read that Kitna article. Incredible stuff.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
more like sore vagina…can’t blame him for pussyin’ out against the fightin’ 096′s.
Dan McCarney looks like he eats punters for breakfast.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
KC is enjoying the holiday season.
Breesus is not.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
I really thought the author did a great job. It didn’t portray Kitna as necessarily a hero, or pretending he was always perfect. There wasn’t a need to dwell on his past, or his faith, but did so in a manner that didn’t ignore it.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
KC is enjoying the holiday season. Ryan
Indeed. Kid has a snow day so we play. Will be dipping into the Smokestack Series from Boulevard a bit earlier than normal today. Tis the season.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Everyone here has been going off topic. Last call.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
say what you want about “soccer hot” but alex morgan’s tush is grade A.
/questionably sfw
December 20th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
say what you want about “soccer hot” but alex morgan’s tush is grade A.
Yes it is. It’s so nice that I can forgive her utter lack of tits.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
“Soccer hot” is the train wreck of the other side of her body.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Homemade truffles >> homemade cookies
I’m still waiting on an explanation of homemade truffles. I need to understand this. Related, do you have a truffle hog?
December 20th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
My hangup on Upton is her utter lack of hips.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
“Soccer hot” is the train wreck of the other side of her body.
Doggy style exists for a reason.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Indeed. Kid has a snow day so we play. Will be dipping into the Smokestack Series from Boulevard a bit earlier than normal today. Tis the season.
Damn. I’ll be in Leawood on Saturday night. I’m supposed to fly back to L.A. on Christmas night, so I’m kind of hoping it snows again. “Blizzardy” was the word you used
December 20th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
trainwreck is a bit of a reach…not gonna start that one up again, i was just talkin about dat azz.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
“Soccer hot” is the train wreck of the other side of her body.
Doggy style exists for a reason.
(nods) Dogs needed a way to procreate.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Ding ding ding. But damn, that ass.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
TST, I’m pretty sure he means truffles like you buy from a candy shop, not homegrown ‘shrooms.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Because Spence looks too much like his mother?
December 20th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
(nods) Dogs needed a way to procreate.
Based on this I have reasoned that you are not Bob Barker.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Wait that made it sound like I was sleeping with Spence.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
(nods) Dogs needed a way to procreate.
Awesome
December 20th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
well done…big lol.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Losing your punter at the last minute in a game this important is huge. Just think of all of the … zzz
/kickers … just realized the futile attempt to stay on topic is just that – futile
December 20th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
na, i read it as you were banging my mom. we’re cool.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
HIGH FIVE!
December 20th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
TST, I’m pretty sure he means truffles like you buy from a candy shop, not homegrown ‘shrooms.
(blinks, stares blankly)
December 20th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Wait that made it sound like I was sleeping with Spence.
I wouldn’t say it sounds like the two of you are sleeping together, per se.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Is a candy shop that place in the mall with all the barrels filled with gummy bears that six year olds wipe snot in morning til night?
December 20th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
/high fives weekend daddy
//the no homo usage of weekend daddy
December 20th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Is a candy shop that place in the mall with all the barrels filled with gummy bears that six year olds wipe snot in morning til night?
It can be. It can also be an amazingly pretentious place in Beverly Hills where people that look like American Apparel ads sell you expensive chocolates that I’m pretty sure they don’t ever eat.
December 20th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
It can be. It can also be an amazingly pretentious place in Beverly Hills where people that look like American Apparel ads sell you expensive chocolates that I’m pretty sure they don’t ever eat.
Faye Reagan works at a pretentious candy shop in Beverly Hills?
December 20th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Faye Reagan works at a pretentious candy shop in Beverly Hills?
Not her specifically, but girls that look like her