The Segway. Invented in …. New Hampshire

The CEO of the company that makes Segways died when he drove his Segway off a cliff in Britain.

/ True story

I almost pissed myself when I read this. Great quote. You’re going to have to be more specific. They’re all kind of fat and stupid.

Regular Jim Beam is not top shelf. And it’s not ridiculously saccharine like it is if you add a sweetener to it. Get yourself a rocks glass, a bottle of Beam white label, some ice, some club soda, and you’re in good shape. Adding a lime wedge is acceptable. If you feel the need to have something sweet and sugary in your drink then you probably shouldn’t be drinking whiskey in the first place.

/scribbles in notebook

Regular Jim Beam is not top shelf. And it’s not ridiculously saccharine like it is if you add a sweetener to it. Get yourself a rocks glass, a bottle of Beam white label, some ice, some club soda, and you’re in good shape. Adding a lime wedge is acceptable. If you feel the need to have something sweet and sugary in your drink then you probably shouldn’t be drinking whiskey in the first place.

You people who like girly drinks are hilarious.

Sometimes I just want to sit and stare at a fire and get drunk, not always getting top shelf shit. It does the job.

I see. Well that probably depends on how your company reports it on the W-2 then. If they did no withholding then it might be up to you to figure out the deduction yourself…which I suppose was the point of your initial question.

Gotcha. Should find out today hopefully.

I assume you are doing this while you are icing down your Zima’s?

Is your table wine Arbor Mist?

You people who like girly drinks are hilarious.

Speaking of Wild Turkey, does anyone else drink American Honey?

Yes, and I chase it with Mikes Hard Lemonade.

I assume you are doing this while you are icing down your Zima’s?

No because I have testicles.

You liqour snobs are hilarious.

I see. Well that probably depends on how your company reports it on the W-2 then. If they did no withholding then it might be up to you to figure out the deduction yourself…which I suppose was the point of your initial question.

/not helpful

Would you do it for this Orange Julius? It’s nearly halfway full.

He’ll be back.

are they withholding taxes on the check?

They didn’t last year but last year it was several thousand dollars less so it may have just come out of the cash fund.

Would you do it for this Orange Julius? It’s nearly halfway full.

Or mole you could just spend $50 to have an accountant do your taxes for you.

I have an accountant.

I’m referring to the deduction that comes out of the amount I’m getting as a bonus, not the implications when I file the taxes.

Speaking of Wild Turkey, does anyone else drink American Honey?

Yes, and I chase it with Mikes Hard Lemonade.

Or mole you could just spend $50 to have an accountant do your taxes for you.

I’ll do it for a bottle of the brownest of brown liquors

Does it change the answer if it comes as a separate check and not on top of my regular pay?

It shouldn’t, your employer’s not going to report it differently…are they withholding taxes on the check?