Alex Morgan Went Paddle Boarding in Hawaii, Wore a Bikini
Alex Morgan, the US soccer star, is in Hawaii on vacation. Yesterday, she went paddle boarding and then enjoyed a fancy dinner that consisted of a giant plate of cotton candy. Basically, it was the perfect day if you like paddle boarding and cotton candy or were just close enough to see Alex Morgan enjoy either.
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December 20th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
That was fast.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
He must work out.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
That last one is divine.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Where’s the train wreck I was reading about earlier?
/ Doggy style’d
December 20th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
was the top even necessary?
December 20th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
F
T
W
December 20th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Where’s the train wreck I was reading about earlier?
On top of the paddleboard
December 20th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
How do I contact her pimp?
December 20th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Hear my soul speak:
The very instant that I saw you, did
My penis fly to your service.
I would hit thee
December 20th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Roundup picture>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>this
December 20th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
I understand that I now wield the power of the ban hammer. As soon as this weather clears, I’m running out to buy a pinkie ring so you all can kiss it.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
this
December 20th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
She has to appear in another two Olympics before she’s eligible for pimpin’.
/ Favor’d
December 20th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Oh Alex…we’ll always have that one time I think you looked in my general direction in Portland.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
I imagine you as the big fat weatherman from the Chappelle Show “Reparations” skit in this scenario.
“Kiss the ring bitch!”
And I would definitely hit it. Soccer hot or not.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
Super model over an athlete? Jarring.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
While you’re at it, get one that says “Missouri, 2012-13 SEC Basketball Champion.”
December 20th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME
December 20th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Is Alex giving the “pelican” signal in that second photo?!
/ Sproing
December 20th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Part 2 of The Big Pictures year in review went live today. Really cool photos.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Something I can get behind.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
/takes note for the commenter sacrifice tribunal
December 20th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
http://www.pivisuals.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Stonecutters.jpg
December 20th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
she is very pretty, and has a sublime toilet, but the complete lack of bewbs is disappointing.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
at first i got excited that she was here, and I was hit up every good paddleboarding spot…but she lacks the rack i prefer
December 20th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
God dammit, I lover her.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
“Hey Babar, did our internet just go down?”
[closes boston.com pic link]
“Maybe”
/our server is not TSH approved
December 20th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Wowsers. She’s got a butt that won’t quit
December 20th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Yes. Yes I wood.
/and yes … you’ve read that before too.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Wowsers
Who actually says this, outside of ‘Save by the Bell’ reruns?
December 20th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
She makes me want to try to get good a soccer again, but meh, gonna stick to the running thing. But DAMN.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
To quote Jaws 2, she has tits like a sparrow.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
For a work thing we saw the USWNT play in Portland last month. Morgan was beautiful in person and that with no makeup while playing soccer. She’s pretty awesome.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
I’m willing to bet that she makes up for lack of rack with good hustle during coitus. I’d even be happy to volunteer to test that hypothesis.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
I’m willing to bet that she makes up for lack of rack with good hustle during coitus.
+ 1 drop of sweat on the end of her nose
December 20th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
http://www.pivisuals.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Stonecutters.jpg
Which one of you is Lenny?
December 20th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Small up top is not a deal breaker for me, never has and never will be. That chick is pretty, great smile, incredible body, and has a phenominal booty. All of those qualities should make any man forget about a small rack.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
I love her, I don’t care what anyone says. I love her and I like drinking whiskey with honey it on occasion. Screw you guys….except Lisk.
/kisses ring whilst eyeing the banhammer being sharpened.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Looks great here.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
If nobody else has proffered this, let me make it clear: Jason Lisk is the finest writer working in the sports world today.
/ Substitute “CRM” or “Hernia” for “Lisk” depending on who’s wielding the banhammer that day
December 20th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Here’s to hoping my ticker or lungs hold out until the Olympic money dries up and she’s working “dates” in Vegas.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
This. As long as there’s something to work with, good to go.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Hey, can we get Pigsplosion a day early this week? I’ll be on the road all afternoon and evening tomorrow.
/ Oops, OT
December 20th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
So according to twitter and some of the comments, I’m in trouble for talking about golf now?
/OT
December 20th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
When you get the banhammer, you gotta go into the toughest comment section and stick the sharpened end right in the biggest know-it-all’s grill.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
DAS BOOTY
December 20th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Exactly.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
I didn’t know these still existed. Apparently I’m busy on Fridays.
December 20th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
So basically if you are banned here, the only way to get un-banned is to click on over to Jezebel, find the first high school football player rape story you can find, and then simply suggest the girl’s style of clothing and friendliness really were ‘asking for it’. If you survive, welcome back!
December 20th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Not gonna lie, Alex Morgan, meh
December 20th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
You may just be confused. It’s the weekly cheerleaders post…there is some football content in there too.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
The Detroit Free Press is calling Suzy Favor Hamilton a “Big Ten Icon”.
So pimped out runners trump mich and os? Fantastic.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
remove the stone of shame!
December 20th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Thank you for your opinion and comments. We here at WWoS believe strongly in great customer service, and fulfilling the needs of all our patrons. As such, we would kindly invite you to go fuck yourself.
/team Alex
December 20th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Not saying that Alex isnt very attractive.
/team more curves
December 20th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
Did it mention if she’s a ‘legend’ or a ‘leader’?
December 20th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
/lights cigarette
December 20th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Farewell.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Maybe it’s from hooking up with runners all the time, this is pretty much the standard. But absurdly pretty with a GREAT ASS.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
Second-favorite butt pic on this site probably, after Kate Upton and her lovely friend.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
I mean, the bar. This is the highest standard. Not the usual. I wish.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
The BanHammer has spoken. All hail Hernia, a fair and just ruler.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
Not gonna lie, Alex Morgan, meh
Farewell. Hernia
Oooh, we have ourselves a regular King Joffrey here.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Next you know he’ll be having two commenters beating the shit out of each other with belts and wooden objects. A fair and just leader.
/bends down and kisses the rings
//still can’t stop thinking about the Morgan backside shots
December 20th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
Do guys find her attractive because of her athletic prowess? or is it beauty? or both? Because I for one do not like a chick with a bigger penis than me.
/Team Curves
//Team Roundup Pic, or at least MY Roundup pic.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
I imagine you as the big fat weatherman from the Chappelle Show “Reparations” skit in this scenario.
“Kiss the ring bitch!”
And I would definitely hit it.
Stop hitting on Lisk
December 20th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Next you know he’ll be having two commenters beating the shit out of each other with belts and wooden objects. A fair and just leader.
If only Maggs and 2009 version of Spencer were still around.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Needs some tits
December 20th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
If only Maggs and 2009 version of Spencer were still around.
Maggs. What a legend.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Needs some tits
A great ass can make up for lack of tits. She is a prime example.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
/Submits application to join Team Alex
December 20th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
The photographer who shamelessly zoomed in on her ass is a hero. Clearly he is doing the lord’s work.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Absolutely.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
I’m gonna have to pass but that’s just me.
/Team South America
// Subset Team Curves
December 20th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Her ass is a curve. I don’t get the dislike.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
This is the truth. I am fine with small tits and nice ass but I can’t deal with the exact opposite and have no ass.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
This is the truth. I am fine with small tits and nice ass but I can’t deal with the exact opposite and have no ass.
I still can, because I love tits too.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Alex Morgan is gonna age magically. It’s going to be awesome.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
again, gotta comment on that phenomenal dumper.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
I guess everyone is entitled to an opinion, but good god are some of them terrible.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Some lucky guy is gonna knock her up and let those tits fill up really nicely.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
i suppose you can add bewbs, because that toilet is too good.
December 20th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Do guys find her attractive because of her athletic prowess? or is it beauty? or both? Because I for one do not like a chick with a bigger penis than me.
So you like your “chicks” to have a penis equal in size to yours?
December 20th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
Some lucky guy is gonna knock her up and let those tits fill up really nicely for a few months.
Nothing good lasts forever.
December 20th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
real world
December 20th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
I plan on being that guy. Same goes for Kate Upton…I like to aim for the stars.
December 20th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
Bitter much, Miz?
/makes birth control brownies for wife
December 20th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Some lucky guy is gonna knock her up and let those tits fill up really nicely for a few months but he can’t do anything with them because “those are for the baby and you’ll make me leak if you keep doing that”.
real world
Well that’s depressing.
December 20th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
ha. nah, not bitter. just reciting what I “heard” some women will say.
December 20th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
my life for the past 4 months
December 20th, 2012 at 6:16 PM
DAS BOOTY
The fact that the bottom left picture could be embiggened was an early Christmas gift. That ass is proper.
December 20th, 2012 at 11:48 PM
best post ever made on this site
December 20th, 2012 at 11:58 PM
mint hows that baby doing