Tim Tebow & Camilla Belle Broke Up! Noooo!

Tim Tebow and Camilla Belle broke up! First Greg McElroy gets the nod and now this? Nothing is coming up Tebow these days. Us Weekly has the sad, sad deets:
After less than two months of dating, the New York Jets quarterback and actress Camilla Belle have called it quits, a source tells Us Weekly exclusively.
Explains the source of Tebow, 25, and Belle, 26: “It just didn’t work out.”
Why, those aren’t the deets at all! What happened!? They seemed so happy based on that one picture taken of them at a bowling alley two months ago. Could he have done more? What if he was the starter? Is she interested in Mark Sanchez because he’s a backup now? This is Brad and Jenn all over again. Keep your chin up Tim! Somebody will marry you someday!
Previously: Tim Tebow & Camilla Belle: Jets QB Has a New Girlfriend, and She’s an Actress

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December 19th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
Not legal in all 50 states yet, but he’ll find a way.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
deets
Stephen sees Jasons use of “natch” earlier this week and raises him up two “deets”.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Tebow is basically the Tom Cruise of NFL quarterbacks.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
/waits for Tim Ryan to use “totes”
December 19th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
She was probably getting sick of the whole dry humping thing.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
give him another chance, honey…it was his first time.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
no secks
December 19th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
/lights cigarette
December 19th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Auburn basketball got eight minutes. Enjoy it, Ritty.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
I’m gonna assume the sex wasn’t very good.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
She was probably getting sick of the whole dry humping thing. MS
Nobody likes constant chaffing.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
So he came while taking his shorts off.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
“It just didn’t work out.”
So he came while taking his shorts off.
Awesome.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Man, I havent had a good dry hump in years.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
I presume that was because she finally realized that he was more interested watching the guys in porn than the girls.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
fantastic.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
What happened!?
no secks
buttsecks still counts, right?
December 19th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
not the best week for tebow…just remember the story of job, my son, and how big of a dickhead god can be.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Man, I havent had a good dry hump in years.
I am unfamiliar with the concept of a ‘good’ dry hump. The very act is an expression of frustration fueled by the thought that “perhaps if I hump her even harder I’ll break through these layers of clothes!”
December 19th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
buttsecks still counts, right?
Tebow is into pegging?
December 19th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
no link to the old Tebow lady friends. for shame
December 19th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
she saw Ponder married that broad after a few weeks and got sick of Tim not being able to commit
December 19th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
i hope he doesn;t start cutting
December 19th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Tebow got wasted off chocolate milk, tried to cut her hair and make her wear a Sanchez jersey. It was the final straw in a relationship were the woman was constantly flaunting her ankles.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
The very act is an expression of frustration fueled by the thought that “perhaps if I hump her even harder I’ll break through these layers of clothes!”
it’s a mutual expression of faith, you heathen
December 19th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Down with the cause.
/Rob Parker
December 19th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Poor Tebow. It’s hard for a girl to understand that his interest in little boy’s penises is just a matter of faith. There is nothing untoward about it at all.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
The most bullshit part of dry humping was the girls getting off on it while you’re just bored and experiencing exponential ball pain.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Tebow got wasted off chocolate milk, tried to cut her hair and make her wear a Sanchez jersey.
/”Call me Scotty!” (through tears)
December 19th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
shut up! it happens, ok?
December 19th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
she is damn hot tho…good taste, tebow.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
‘s Head of PR and Heterosexual Affairs
December 19th, 2012 at 3:46 PM
give him another chance, honey…it was his first time.
and
So he came while taking his shorts off.
amazing.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
perfect formatting
December 19th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
never seen jason dufner’s wife…not shabby.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
December 19th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
was it goat boy? i bet it was goat boy.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
never seen jason dufner’s wife…not shabby.
that is the shit eating grin that shit eating grins aspire to
December 19th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
something about making out in the car, and you try to dry hump in the front seat and half the time you are banging the center console.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Duff-mans twitter picture is legendary
December 19th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
Maybe she wanted him to put a ring on it, like Christian did for Miss Steele, but Son of Jesus ain’t having none of that.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
First time I saw her on the tee-vee, that sewed up my Dufster fanhood.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
something about making out in the car, and you try to dry hump in the front seat and half the time you are banging the center console.
at 15, i busted nut with my pants on just from going down on my gf
/no shame in that game
December 19th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Maybe she wanted him to put a ring on it, like Christian did for Miss Steele, but Son of Jesus ain’t having none of that.
Perhaps he’s worried about the wedding night where he’ll finally be exposed as someone who actually doesn’t perform well under pressure.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
He’s the same height as Spencer?!
December 19th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
goddamn housework. wife likes having parties and we’re having a large one saturday. then there’s post party cleanup, but with all the booze people left
/you know, parties are fun
December 19th, 2012 at 3:55 PM
I can hardly blame him. Virgin + Belle = Premature. One of Einstein’s less heralded theories.
So this is why Rex won’t give him a chance. He lost his cock-strength
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock-strong
December 19th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
ms, didn;t you have protracted dry-humping period before you got married? was a meme for awhile
December 19th, 2012 at 3:56 PM
http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/2009/03/31/the-man-the-myth-according-to-an-email-this-blonde-has-stolen-tim-tebows-heart/
Old Tebow ladyfriend > this broad
December 19th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
ms, didn;t you have protracted dry-humping period before you got married? was a meme for awhile
No. I was embargoed from sex for several months before. But that didn’t mean dry humping was substituted.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
her picture on the main page – yes please
December 19th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
So … next season, Tebow in Jacksonville or wherever McDaniel’s coaching, Sanchise holding a clipboard in Cleveland … where does that leave Alex Babyhands? Arizona? Buffalo? OAKLAND?!
December 19th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
In terms of ladies that Tebow has taken pictures with, the conversation begins and ends with the first one, Erin Drewes.
December 19th, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Did you have the composure to use such polite terminology while it was transpiring?
December 19th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
ms, didn;t you have protracted dry-humping period before you got married? was a meme for awhile
ms621 just worked out his frustrations by keeping abreast of crafts, scrapbooking and daytime tv on his pinterest page. it’s where the legend began
December 19th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
ms’ dickzkreig couldnt get past the vaginot line.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:03 PM
Thanks for the mammaries?
December 19th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
ms621 just worked out his frustrations by keeping abreast of crafts, scrapbooking and daytime tv on his pinterest page. it’s where the legend began
Scrapbooking is very soothing.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
ms’ dickzkreig couldnt get past the vaginot line.
At first. But then after the wedding I brought in the heavy artillery and penetrated the defenses.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
you brought in a dildo? because that’s what it sounds like your brought in.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
Yo Spencer, how good of a golfer are you? I enjoyed the JMac 140 yd 6 iron comment
December 19th, 2012 at 4:07 PM
you brought in a dildo? because that’s what it sounds like your brought in.
Popsicles.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
Send her a mix tape. Vandross. Take That (“Back for Good”, but that’s all). Bread. Jerry Butler (the Iceman).
She swoons. He scoops & scores. Young love wins again.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
sctrojans…im ok, finished this year off as a 7. next year will be my sixth year playing and, if i can i get rid of some of those sloppy mistakes like flubbed chips and could play out of bunkers, id probably be a lil closer to scratch.
i do study a shitton about the game tho. was addicted like crack from the get-go. built my swing off of hogan’s five fundamentals and game took off once i started to understand the ballflight laws.
you?
December 19th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
you salty dog, you.
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December 19th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Send her a mix tape. Vandross. Take That (“Back for Good”, but that’s all). Bread. Jerry Butler (the Iceman).
She swoons. He scoops & scores. Young love wins again.
freddy jackson drops the g-strings
December 19th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
you salty dog, you.
Salty dog is actually what I call the move.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
urban dictionary was not nearly as fun as i had hoped for that term. so sad.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
Add him at the end. Closer, fer reals.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
Sparty Justice > Salty Dog
December 19th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Sparty Justice > Salty Dog
Well obviously.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
All depends how much I play. I’ve been playing in some capacity since I was a kid, but never took lessons, so I had a homemade swing. I too adopted the Hogan swing, about midway through college. If it’s a heavy golf year, meaning some form of practice five days a week, I play around a two. If not, I play around an eight. I’m just too streaky with my level of commitment
December 19th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Best score ever was 66 on 128 slope course a few years ago
December 19th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Was par 70 I should say
December 19th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
that’s pretty damn good…i consider anything single digit to be a kinda decent player. it’s just so hard to get those last strokes off the handicap. i practiced my ass off every day all year and shaved maybe a half dozen strokes off and ended up shooting like shit the last month or so. prolly burned myself out.
you in cali? wish i could play year round…killing me already.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
that’s an awesome graphic. I may be getting golf lessons for Christmas. I told my wife I needed to learn how to play for business reasons.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
damn lawya…66 is pretty fuckin’ good.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
lemme know when you do…i’ll let you know some of the potholes i encountered learning on my own. should be good things to ask a teacher about.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Na, I’m in CT now. It was so nice being in LA when I went to the Hogan swing. I was able to practice for a year and a half without any significant gaps. The winters are definitely game killers. Luckily I like to work out too, so I just obsess over that in winter.
Mizerle, I’d recommend the Hogan book over lessons. A lot cheaper, and it’s a reference you’ll always have.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
i dont mind the winters…we have a few indoor/covered ranges and i like that you can work on mechanics without a ball. figure im good as long as i dont lose the callouses on my hands.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
seconded…i think youd dig it, being an engineer and all that.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
All comes down to putting for me. When I’m going good, I can usually hit 13-15 greens, but rarely drain enough mid-range birdie putts to go low
December 19th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
I was embargoed from sex for several months before. But that didn’t mean dry humping was substituted.
Some second-hand advice gleaned from Cuckthefubs’ trip to Miami more than sufficed.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
I need to start going to one of these places. Even once a week would be an upgrade, just to avoid the ridiculous rust I have to shake off every spring
December 19th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
this is? I’ll pick it up.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Yes. That and a camera, and you’re all set
December 19th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
video camera? am I videoing my swing?
December 19th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
I do. My phone camera works well enough
December 19th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
looks like I need to grab a dictionary too.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
No. You can get the book all you want, but unless you are 5’5″, and willing to hit 1000 balls a day, and are fighting hooks (real hooks, not the over the top pull yank with a shut face that your buddy told you would help your slice that most beginner’s call a “hook”) that book sucks balls. Get some lessons, and some video of your swing.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
what’s funny about that first chapter is that it will help so much more than you realize. the nice part about it is that you can work on it in the house, car, wherever pretty much.
December 19th, 2012 at 4:49 PM
I am 6ft and never hit a hook, yet the Hogan book worked wonders for me
December 19th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Golfercraig, what specifically do you dislike about the Hogan swing?
December 19th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
Tebows head looks incredibly small in that photo.
December 19th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
Do you mean his actual swing, or what’s in the book? Because they are 2 very different things. And which swing? That book is a freaking travesty. I had the honor of spending hundreds of hours with Mr. Hogan at Shady Oaks. Hell, my son’s name is Hogan. You should have heard him talk derisively about that book. He HATED it. He knew it was wrong. The “high right hip” is the easiest way to become even worse. Some of his “thoughts” (which weren’t even his) were a by product of a non-golfer trying to describe what they saw without seeing the linkage, and thinking that every thing that happened was on purpose. The fact is, a lot of it was being done ONLY BECAUSE SOMETHING ELSE HAD BEEN DONE INCORRECTLY, and the “move” being described was nothing but a by-product, and fix, made over thousands of hours hitting balls. The weight shift, most importantly, was done due to the high right hip. It was NEVER meant to be a standalone move, or thought. It should NEVER try to be emulated unless you have the other setup flaws he had, which were caused by almost dying in an accident.
December 19th, 2012 at 5:39 PM
To be honest, I built my swing using the book, and I’ve never thought about a high right hip. I’m not sure what “move” you’re referencing either.
I’m not a student of the swing, in the sense that I haven’t thoroughly researched other philosophies enough to compare. I’m curious what specific grip, stance/posture, and backswing flaws you’re alluding to?
December 19th, 2012 at 5:57 PM
hogan says in five lessons that if you follow the plan, your swing won’t look like his no matter how hard you want it to. i never once thought my swing would look like hogan’s, and it doesn’t.
but what it taught me was how all the different parts of the swing work together, something hard to find outside of getting a teacher. the grip and stance, and proper sequence. the rest is practice, and, even after two years, see new things to refine every day. it takes a long ass time.
i think the illustrations for his setup , release and flat left wrist at impact are all great places to start. and that when you practice you’ll adjust to fit your own swing.
i view them more as principles for figuring it out yourself and less as a roadmap. but i hear what you’re saying…seen all those criticisms as well as some others before and they’re all valid.
all comes down to practice and knowing how to get yourself in the proper sequence.
December 19th, 2012 at 6:02 PM
Exactly my approach. The fundamentals were critical guidelines for me; plane, sequence, mechanical shit like the full swing arc concept and keeping the bent elbow tucked, etc
December 19th, 2012 at 6:09 PM
Plus, the transition from backswing to downswing created/advocated by his lessons is the easiest/most repeatable I’ve encountered. IMO this transition is the key to ball-striking
December 19th, 2012 at 6:24 PM
i still use the grip, stance and alignment from five lessons, but in no way do i consider it gospel. craig’s dead on when he mentions body type…think about it. sergio is about the same size as hogan and is the closest we’ve seen, and even gary player had some hogan-esque elements. tiger and adam scott are the same size. vijay and snead are of similar builds, etc, etc, etc.
while five lessons gave me a foundation, i feel i became a better ballstriker once i started learning more about nicklaus and trevino, even tho they had completely different styles. both had “errors” in their swings (like hogan, snead, nelson, etc) but it was about building their swing around a solid set of fundamentals and making all those parts work in perfect harmony.
trevino especially, i really enjoy studying, because that clubface is just so incredibly solid throughout the swing…it’s incredible. i try to hit my full and 3/4 wedges like he does and it’s very consistent and accurate.
but being tall-er and lanky (fuck you, rex), my swing aint gonna look like trevino or hogan’s EVER. but the principles are solid…just gotta practice your ass off.
December 19th, 2012 at 6:32 PM
if you had to say what the common thread is among all the great ballstrikers, it’s very strong legs. if nicklaus didn’t have such a strong leg drive, his fade would’ve been just a horrible slice. same with hogan…which is why when slicers half ass their way into it, their slice gets WAY worse.
not the best example, but this is prolly my fav swing sequence.
December 19th, 2012 at 6:33 PM
another great one…peter thomson.
December 19th, 2012 at 6:43 PM
Insane how much leg movement Jack had in the backswing compared to Trevino’s almost motionless base. Trevino remains totally flatfooted while Jack’s left foot is nearly airborne