Comments on: MMA Fighter Breaks Penis While Having Sex With Girlfriend in Malaysia

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 02:45:48 +0000

I really hope Alex Trebek’s Penis Mightier works.

By: Wide Word of Sport (?)

Wide Word of Sport (?) — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 02:42:37 +0000

I’m confused and most of what he said makes no medical sense. And most of the comments don’t do much better. I have no idea what happened to this dude, except that I’m going to be extra careful from now on.

/hurt my hip having sex last week
//feels like a total loser for that

By: roger from oz

roger from oz — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 22:01:09 +0000

i still can’t read it.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:55:52 +0000

Gives new meaning to Certified Dick Wrecker.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:52:43 +0000

I would love to know why everyone in Russia has a dash cam. Is it required? And, holy shit, those people can not drive.

I was reading that because cops are so corrupt, roads are so bad, and insurance agencies so unwilling to pay out benefits, the dash cam has become a great way for Russians to prove exactly what happened in an accident.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:50:42 +0000

hahah fuck, that link didnt work. KC – I went and watched every one of those videos, and the cow one is by far my favorite.

I would love to know why everyone in Russia has a dash cam. Is it required? And, holy shit, those people can not drive.

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:44:00 +0000

hahah fuck, that link didnt work. KC – I went and watched every one of those videos, and the cow one is by far my favorite.

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:43:20 +0000

http://jalopnik.com/5969514/the-craziest-russian-dash-cam-videos-of-2012/gallery/1

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:37:50 +0000

This is precisely why God (read: nature) intended for man to be the fucker, and woman the fuckee

Htown, thoughts on this?

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:37:21 +0000

http://jalopnik.com/5969514/the-craziest-russian-dash-cam-videos-of-2012/gallery/1

By: Fit2Fight

Fit2Fight — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:37:02 +0000

The first time I ever heard about something like this was from a friend in college who had the same thing happen to him in High School. I didn’t believe him until he called up his ex and she confirmed everything and it is true you literally black out because the ex also added that after it happened she had to wake up his mom to bring him to the hospital because he was unconscious.

By: KC Resident

KC Resident — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:36:36 +0000

mine’s the government taking away my assault rifle…excuse me…assault rifles.

Whoooohooooo!!!!

/indiscriminately fires bazooka, excuse me, bazookas in the air in celebration.

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:35:39 +0000

we’ve all had that close call, where you know you got lucky.

This is precisely why God (read: nature) intended for man to be the fucker, and woman the fuckee

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:34:11 +0000

I’m not kidding when I say that breaking my dick is my greatest fear.

mine’s the government taking away my assault rifle…excuse me…assault rifles.

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:33:34 +0000

we’ve all had that close call, where you know you got lucky.

So fucked up that this is true. It makes me cringe thinking about the what if

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:32:26 +0000

forced to take anti erection pills for 2 weeks

Hell, save your money and just watch Oprah or reruns of Roseanne for the two weeks instead.

By: ohheelyeah

ohheelyeah — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:32:14 +0000

It definitely crosses my mind during the no pants dance.

we’ve all had that close call, where you know you got lucky.

/”lucky” you didn’t break your dick lucky

By: HuskerDawg

HuskerDawg — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:30:23 +0000

I’m not kidding when I say that breaking my dick is my greatest fear.

It definitely crosses my mind during the no pants dance.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:29:04 +0000

I’m not kidding when I say that breaking my dick is my greatest fear.

By: Nada

Nada — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 21:27:52 +0000

I hope there is no video of this roaming the Internet, or it might appear in the Friday Roundup alongside animal-death and Russian-dashcam/deathcam videos.