Adrian Peterson May or May Not Be Engaged to His Playmate Girlfriend Ashley Brown, the Internet Isn’t Quite Sure
Adrian Peterson is having one of the most impressive seasons of any player in NFL history. With two weeks to go, Peterson is within 300 yards of Eric Dickerson’s NFL record 2,105 yards in a single season. Since Peterson is on such a roll, it would make sense that he would get engaged to his longtime girlfriend. Monday, the rarely-accurate Media Take Out “reported” that Peterson got engaged to longtime girlfriend Ashley Brown. Another website, lalate.com says Peterson has denied the rumor. This isn’t the first time the Internet has heard about Adrian Peterson’s fiancée.
In 2010, SPORTS by BROOKS said that the couple was engaged and had been for some time. MTO also referred to Brown as Peterson’s “FIANCE” in 2010. Black Sports Online had the couple engaged in 2011. Searching for any clue about whether or not these kids have been engaged for a few days or a few years, I turned to Michael Scott’s favorite resource, Wikipedia, but AP’s page doesn’t even mention a girlfriend. If Wikipedia can’t give us the answers, who can? For what its worth, when Peterson was arrested over the summer, Pro Football Talk said that he was with his girlfriend.
Rolling Out.com (whatever that is) cited another source:
NFLer Adrian Peterson is reportedly marrying his college sweetheart after years of dating. Peterson, who’s believed to have been engaged since 2010, is reportedly now ready to wed Ashley Brown, the woman he met at the University of Oklahoma in 2o04.
Also, some sites say her name is Elizabeth Brown. And in 2006, she posed for Playboy in a Girls of the Big 12 issue as Ashley Thompson. So to recap what we have learned here today – Adrian Peterson is either newly engaged or is still engaged or not engaged to a woman who goes by the name Ashley Brown, Elizabeth Brown or Ashley Thompson. All that we know for sure is that Adrian Peterson does a pretty damn good job keeping people in the dark about his personal life and he is very good at football. [via Cosby Sweaters]

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December 18th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Ewwwwww, you linked to Sports By Brooks. You should be ashamed.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Clarifying.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Also, some sites say her name is Elizabeth Brown. And in 2006, she posed for Playboy in a Girls of the Big 12 issue as Ashley Thompson.
Wait, you’re telling me that a girl who posted for Playboy didn’t use her real name? Well I am too shocked for words.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
NFLer Adrian Peterson is reportedly marrying his college sweetheart after years of dating. Peterson, who’s believed to have been engaged since 2010, is reportedly now ready to wed Ashley Brown, the woman he met at the University of Oklahoma in 2o04.
Hold on. They dated in school, she got nekkid for Playboy and he went to the NFL and they are still together. Lots of opportunities for marriage not to be the end result.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Wikipedia. Is the best thing ever. Anyone, in the world, can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Callback to the Roundup Newtown debate:
The future president of the Independent Republic of Texas weighs in on the mass shootings:
“One of the things I hope we don’t see from our federal government is this knee-jerk reaction from Washington, D.C., when there is an event that occurs that they come in and think they know the answer.”
December 18th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Also, AP IS engaged … he’s engaged in trying to set the single-season rushing record.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Wikipedia. Is the best thing ever. Anyone, in the world, can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
It’s gotten a lot better than it used to be, but I still remember that for about a week the entry for Richard Coke stated that a certain popular soft drink was named after him.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Oh no, I was quoting Michael Scott. He wikipedia’d a bunch of negotiation tactics when Darryl asked for a raise.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Wikipedia. Is the best thing ever.
That’s why I donated $3.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Oh no, I was quoting Michael Scott. He wikipedia’d a bunch of negotiation tactics when Darryl asked for a raise.
Ah, my mistake. Still the point remains.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
It’s AD. The nickname we are looking for is AD. AP is weak and lazy.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
She…leaves me…breathless, ah.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
And she is quite a looker…
December 18th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
During a post-game interview earlier this season, Peterson stated something like “all praise goes to God.”
So, do most wealthy Christians find their future wives in the pages of Playboy??
December 18th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Really wish this trend of girls cutting their hair super short would pass already.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
National Association of Bloggers plans to speak with The Big Lead about Stephen Douglas and what he is “trying to accomplish”
December 18th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
That’s killer, dude.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Wikipedia fundraising…
December 18th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Nada, saw your Stevie Wonder reference earlier. Well done, my good man.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
CRM is trying to impress Gangnam Style into the psyches of our youths the way Mao tried to impress his Little Red Book into the psyches of the Chinese populace.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Have you guys ever donated money to any websites? I’ve never done it, but seeing Jimmy Wales sad eyes makes me want to whip out the wallet and donate money to wikipedia.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
So, do most wealthy Christians find their future wives in the pages of Playboy??
Show me where in the bible it says hot chicks can’t pose naked and have The Hef oogle them.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
Last night, I had occasion to visit the Leonard Little entry, which does its darnedest to talk around the fact that he drunkenly killed a woman, got another DUI not long afterward, and never spent a day in prison.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
I believe it’s in the Book of Merkin.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Have you guys ever donated money to any websites? Der
I once donated to a public radio station and felt stupid for doing so because it was out of San Francisco and I only rarely listened to it online. I am not going to donate to Wiki. If Wiki fails, which it won’t, something will be up immediately to take its place. It is Law of the Internet. Everything is replaceable.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Truth.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
/lights cigarette
December 18th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
/looks at pictures
//takes out notebook
///blackness confirmed
-Rob Parker’d
December 18th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Last night, I had occasion to visit the Leonard Little entry, which does its darnedest to talk around the fact that he drunkenly killed a woman, got another DUI not long afterward, and never spent a day in prison.
Related
December 18th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Unless a woman is from The South, she cannot get “nekkid.” Naked, yes. “Nekkid,” no.
Peterson is from Texas. Hence, his high school girlfriend must also be from Texas.
Texas is not in The South. (Sorry, SG)
Thus, not “nekkid.”
December 18th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
I just took a poop that took an entire lap around the bowl. Looked like one large sausage link.
/thats all i can contribute to this conversation
//forgot to take a picture
December 18th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
i find her attractive.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Somebody contact Meth. We got another euphemism for the list.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
At least AP doesn’t have to rely on some Hillbilly to get him the ball.
December 18th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
You haven’t lived until you’ve rubbed one out to Playboy’s Sisters of St. Francis issue.
December 18th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Ashley Brown, meh
December 18th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Nothing on Boeheim’s 900 today TBL? Arent you a Syracuse/Georgetown fan?
December 18th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Not quite as impressive as the lochness monster poop peaking out of the water.
December 18th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Ugh
December 18th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
I don’t know why Wikipedia just doesn’t put up ads.
They could purchase the catchphrase “Stubbornly Uncorrupted and Unbeholden” off of JMac LLC for like $20, and plaster it on the front page.
December 18th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
For a Playboy model, there is a disturbing lack of pics of her on the Interwebz. *sadface*
December 18th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
41 comments in, and no one has dropped a link in to the future Mrs. AP’s pictorial? For shame.
December 18th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
veteran move to string this hot piece of ass along for as long as possible without getting married
December 18th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Unless a woman is from The South, she cannot get “nekkid.” Naked, yes. “Nekkid,” no.
Peterson is from Texas. Hence, his high school girlfriend must also be from Texas.
Texas is not in The South. (Sorry, SG)
Thus, not “nekkid.”
Way to show your work, Nada. I agree. I incorrectly used Nekkid.
December 18th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
41 comments in, and no one has dropped a link in to the future Mrs. AP’s pictorial? For shame.
Unlike most of you uniformed and unemployable leaches, I have a job and can’t search for naked at work.
December 18th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Old, uninformed and unemployed dudes got nothing better to do all day than pick nits.
/ Actually employed, but also old and uninformed
December 18th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
“SPread.” The word we were looking for was “spread.”
December 18th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
It’s not 2 p.m. yet, so he’s not awake.
December 18th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Well I can search for naked at work but I’m drinking and busy ruining College Football so thoroughly that Johnny Football’s son has already showed up via time rift to try to kill me.
December 18th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Apparently they are no guns in the future and he’s now dead.
December 18th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
she is smokin. someone link the pics that can get away with it.
Black Sports Online
raycess.
December 18th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
The nickname “All Day” alone must get him chicks. Much more than “Two Minute” Tommy Kramer I’d imagine.
December 18th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
And she’s black! Way to keep it real.
//RG3d
December 19th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
Muscle milk in the 2nd pic haha