Notre Dame vs. Alabama: Catholics vs. Cousins, Which Makes for a Catchy T-Shirt
Notre Dame vs. Alabama: Catholics vs. Cousins. Has a nice ring to it, no? I’m sure this will go over well in the South. Finebaum will spend what, three days on this?
Because Catholics vs. Convicts was so catchy, I have a feeling this one will stick, too. The game is something like three weeks away.
In case you’re wondering, this isn’t the best t-shirt in college football this season. This Tennessee one is.
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December 17th, 2012 at 1:02 PM
Kissing your cousin >>>>>>>>>> kissing little boys
/roll tide
December 17th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Not really. I mean, the Miami players are the convicts right? Is it the Bama players who are fucking their cousins, or just the fans? Either way, I’m not really sure Catholics want to draw attention to inbreeding (although I guess they also shouldn’t want to draw attention to being rapey-criminals either).
December 17th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
The leprechaun’s face is unsettling.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
By which I mean Jimmy Clausen.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Catholics are so totally morally superior.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Is Jimmy in the NFL any more? Saw that Brady Quinn medicine woman was playing yesterday, poor Kansas City.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
The hat on the “C” is a nice touch.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:13 PM
Has one more year left on his contract with Carolina then he’s gone.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
I met Clausen at Alibi in Boston. He’s even douchier in person.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Good job, good effort by the recruiting services on Clausen
December 17th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Can’t wait until he gets cut from a CFL team. Going to boo him in that one preseason game he plays in.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
I hope Alabama responds with a fighting Irish/domestic violence T-shirt to go along with the obvious catholic sex scandal T-shirts they must be printing.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
Uh Clausen is actually one of the best quarterbacks Notre Dame has ever had. Had a dogshit team around him his first year, but his junior year was one of the best QB seasons they’ve ever had. Were definitely wrong on him being a lock in the pros, but he was a great college quarterback.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
Alabama’s t-shirt: Banjos vs. Bungholes
December 17th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
Elephant versus the elephant in the room?
Roll Tide versus Rape Clyde (who is ten and likes dirt-biking)
Crimson Tide versus Child Bride?
/needs work
December 17th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Bama is just going to respond with a good ole Bama-styled butt whuppin’.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
I can appreciate this shirt.
/Roll Tide
December 17th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
as much as I disliked Casey at the time, I recognize now that he was pretty good, and I’d kill soused for a chance to get those Tennessee teams back in Neyland Stadium.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Plus that 2007 recruiting class for pocket QBs wasn’t exactly loaded in hindsight. Mallet at two behind Clausen, Brantley at three, and Mike “Greg Paulus’ brother” Paulus at four. Woof.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Cornball vs. Cousins was the checklist used by Mike Shanahan to pick a starter.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
And of course in the dual threat QB category, Cam Newton at number two and five stars, completely looked over by scouts.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Clausen is a shit NFL qb for sure, but he was def very good in college.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Crimson Tide v Child Bride.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
5 stars and only 1 Heisman and 1 BCS Champ? bust.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Jimmy was touted as the next great qb. That implies NFL success. Dude was ranked as the #1 recruit
December 17th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
irish vs. arborists
December 17th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Is Tony Pike still ahead of Clausen on the Panthers’ depth chart? I know Derek Anderson is the backup, just awfulness there. Get him to Arizona
December 17th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
I think Penn State just sacked him again.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
Pederasts.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Matt Barkley is essentially the same person is he not?
December 17th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Rapists vs. Rednecks
December 17th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
He was highly recruited to be a college QB…only Marty Hurney had any interest in his NFL skills.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
He has hope. More talented and he’s the anti-Clausen, in that he’s the opposite of a douche
December 17th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
now, i dunno if this is just me being cynical but ALABAMA VS. NOTRE DAME is about all youd need to say.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Pretty much
December 17th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
I don’t know, I think he might arguably be douchier.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
No.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
That 2010 draft was a masterstroke by Hurney and the Panthers.
No first round pick because the previous year they got San Francisco’s second and fourth round picks for their 2010 first rounder. Used those on Everette Brown and Mike Goodson, both gone now.
Niners used that pick on Mike Iupati. Carolina then took Clausen (oops) Lafell (okay) then traded up to get Armanti Edwards, whom nobody was going to take that early and was strictly a move to sell jerseys, giving New England the second fucking pick in the 2011 second round. GENIUS AT WORK
December 17th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
The “Catholics Vs.” thing is played out. I’ve seen Catholics vs. Condoms (USC), Catholics vs. Confederates (this game again), and a dozen other stupid plays on it. It was cool one time – 10/15/88. Let it die.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
As a Panthers fan, that draft tells you all you need to know as to why we are the losingest franchise of the last four years going on five.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Getting rid of Fox but not Hurney was one of the funnier personnel decisions and owner has made in the modern era. Just outstanding work from Jerry.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
More like “the cunts vs the cunts”, right?
/soused
December 17th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Na, I’ve met him a few times and talked to people who know him. Consensus is he’s a good guy
December 17th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
the t-shirt is funny. end of story!
December 17th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
not so fast, tolkien…we still got an epilogue.
/not funny
December 17th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
nah, it’s funny. even if you hate both teams.
It’s got Hillbilly’s an everything!
December 17th, 2012 at 6:34 PM
All I can say, is “Welcome to the SEC” Little Leprechaun…..Al will be stepping all over you….;)
ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!
December 19th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
What a load of crap. This is trash. It is a direct insult to people in the state of Alabama who have not been shown to engage in incest anymore than Jason McIntyre or “Jimmy” Clausen. By the way did you know that McIntrye and the sheep would make for a good shirt, or what about “c”lausen and the jealous short ones. Perhaps better we make a shirt with Big Behinds Sports. This is also an indirect insult to Catholics. Why has defamation become so acceptable. Please insult a single individual next time so that person can sue you and put your piece of $%*# paper out of buisiness.