NFL Post-Game Handshakes, Week 15: Adrian Peterson is Chasing History, and All Your Playoff Scenarios
This week’s Handshakes are in honor of Ken Lisk.
Adrian Peterson, in pursuit of Eric Dickerson: Through six games, Adrian Peterson was already doing better than expected coming off a torn ACL and MCL less than ten months earlier. He had 499 rushing yards and was averaging 4.4 yards per carry. Since then, though, he has been nothing short of incredible. Over the last eight games, Peterson is averaging 164 rushing yards a game. He has 1,313 yards in half of a season.
The pursuit of Eric Dickerson seemed unlikely a month ago, but it has continued. Now, I think it is more likely than not that he gets there, even though expecting almost any running back to get 294 rushing yards in a two game stretch is optimistic. Peterson has had at least 100 rushing yards in eight straight games. In only two of the last eight has he failed to get at least 150 yards. Peterson has been incredible, and I’m not betting against him at this point.
Chase for the #1 and #2 Seeds: Atlanta and Houston were destroyed last week, but held on to their position as the top seed in their respective conferences with wins over playoff challengers this week. In the NFC, the Falcons just need one win to get the top seed. They are guaranteed a bye with a loss by either SF or GB.
San Francisco and Green Bay are in a two way chase for the other spot, with Seattle having an outside chance. San Francisco needs to win out to insure a bye. A loss at Seattle this week opens the door for Green Bay to win out and claim a bye. Seattle would need to beat San Francisco and St. Louis, and then have the 49ers lose to the Cardinals, and the Packers to lose a game to get a bye.
In the AFC, Denver now moves in front of New England. Houston needs a win to clinch a bye. Denver can now win out and claim the other, while New England would need Denver to lose and/or Houston to lose twice. Baltimore is technically still eligible as well if there were a three-way tie at 11-5.
The Giants are Collapsing, But Do We Still Believe in Them and Doubt Atlanta? The Giants are now 8-6. They got into the playoffs at 9-7 last year and made a run, but past performance is no indication of future results. New York was just shut out by Atlanta, the first shutout of the Giants since Carolina did it in the wildcard round in January of 2006. My stance on Atlanta is still that they are among the top tier, but I would not rate them as the best team (too many close wins where they did not look good recently). If they are the home team throughout the playoffs, though, they have as good a chance at anyone in the NFC. (I would probably favor the NFC West Champ and Green Bay head to head, slightly, but as we saw Sunday, Atlanta can win those).
New York, meanwhile, still does control their own fate for a wildcard spot. Two wins and they are in. They do not control it for the division title again. The Giants don’t seem to mind road games though, unless we just disregard yesterday.
Playoff Fortunes Up in Washington, Dallas, Cincinnati: Washington and Dallas are now a win each in week 16 from setting up a showdown in the finale for the NFC East. Both now know that if they win out, they are in. Cincinnati is a win against Pittsburgh away (and one Jets loss) from clinching a playoff spot. They are a win next week and a Baltimore loss to the Giants away from playing for the division title as well.
Bengals and Steelers in a showdown, with Jets having an outside chance in AFC: Four spots in the AFC are decided, with Baltimore now getting in despite the three game losing streak, as they can finish no worse than 2nd in the AFC North and hold the tiebreaker over the Jets.
Indianapolis has not officially clinched, but does so with one more win, either over the worst team in the league (Kansas City) or at home against Houston in what may be a meaningless game for the Texans. The Colts still can get in without winning anymore also. One more Jets loss would basically do it. The scenarios where Indy doesn’t make it at 9-7: (1) The Bengals win out to win AFC North, Ravens and Jets finish at 9-7; (2) Pittsburgh and Cincinnati both finish at 9-7, and Colts lose SOV to both (currently up in the air) after all three are tied on conference record and common games; (3) Steelers or Bengals finish 2nd in AFC North at 9-7, Jets finish at 9-7, and Colts lose SOV to Pittsburgh or Cincinnati.
So the last spot likely comes down to Cincinnati and Pittsburgh. If the Bengals win on the road this week, they eliminate Pittsburgh. That, combined with any Jets loss would officially clinch the playoff spot for the Bengals. If Pittsburgh wins at home, they would hold the tiebreaker over Cincinnati, and get a playoff spot with a win over Cleveland, and either one Colts win or one Jets loss. (Pittsburgh can also get in with a 3-way tie with NYJ and IND at 9-7, if they hold the currently undecided SOV tiebreaker over the Colts).
The Jets? They must win out. Then, they need to not finish in a two way tie with Pittsburgh (or Baltimore for that matter) at 9-7 for the final spot. Miami is technically alive at 6-8 as well, but needs every result to go their way to create a massive tie at 8-8 between Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, and themselves for the last spot.
Bears in Trouble, Vikings Need Lots of Help, Giants Still in Charge for Now: The Seattle Seahawks are one win away from clinching a playoff spot. The Giants, Redskins, and Cowboys are all in with two more wins as well (though Dallas and Washington cannot both get there). That means that Minnesota and Chicago need help now.
Minnesota would hold the tiebreaker over Chicago if they win out. The Vikings would still need for either the NFC East runner up to finish with fewer than 10 wins, or Seattle to lose both games. That means a Giants loss, or for both Dallas and Washington to lose a game. Chicago is stuck behind Minnesota, so they need a Vikings loss in addition to those same things happening in the other divisions.
FOURTH AND ONE LOG
1. Near the end of 3rd quarter, the Bears went, converted, but it was nullified by a penalty when Alshon Jeffery was called for offensive pass interference. The Bears then kicked a field goal.
2. In the early fourth quarter, the Packers took the points on 4th and 1 at the CHI 24. Of course, Mason Crosby missed. Up 8 with less than a minute left, the Packers took a delay of game and punted, pinning Chicago on the final drive.
3. At the start of the 2nd quarter, San Francisco went at the NE 24, Kaepernick fumbled, and they turned it over on downs.
4. New England went on 4th and 1 from the goal line at the start of the fourth quarter, with Tom Brady scoring on a QB sneak to make it 31-17.
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December 17th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Good chance two practice squad guys will be starting at corner against AJ Green next week. No me gusta.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
fuck you, hetero life partner brandon weeden.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Let’s go Jets!
Let’s go Jets!
It won’t happen, but would be very funny if Giants missed the playoffs and the Jets snuck in.
I just ordered an Icky Woods jersey (you’ll see what in tonight’s MNF post)
December 17th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
I was worried AP wasn’t going to get the record because of the Rams game. 212 yards later I am confident this dude gets it. He had like 6 rushes for -2 yards or something before he took it to the house as seen above. Dude is a freak!
December 17th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Hilarious.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
I had to make a decision whether to start the CLE D against a rookie QB making his first start on the road or a shitty TEN D playing against a shitty NYJ O.
I chose poorly, and for one week know the “kick in the groin” feeling it means to be a CLE fan.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
From a Pats’ perspective, this is my dream scenario. Jets sneak in by running the table against doormats, Woody is tricked into thinking all is well, few changes are made
December 17th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
So Denver has played a bitch-ass schedule just like Atlanta (the Broncos have only beaten two teams above .500 all year) yet no one mentions that, whereas it’s the only thing people talk about when Atlanta is brought up. Interesting.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Green Bay is destined for #3 and the Giants for the #6. I’ve seen this movie before and it was truly awful.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Oh, we are bashing fantasy players now? Then I will counter with a big fuck you to James Jones of the Green Bay Packers.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
pretty sure, as a penn state fan, it’s been a “getting neutered” year. and much like kicking a eunuch in the balls, a fantasy loss shouldnt be that painful.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
+1 out route for 8 to 12 yards
/and another
//and another
///and another
////and another
/////seriously – are we going to adjust
//////and another
///////and another
////////STOP PLAYING 20 YARDS OFF THE DAMN RECEIVER!!!!
December 17th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Why would you want this, knowing the Jets are flawed and that a playoff appearance would only encourage the status quo?
December 17th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
Still think Calvin gives AP a run for his money as the best skill position player in the NFL.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
/////////plays 5 yards off
//////////65-yard bomb down the sideline for a TD
December 17th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
DEN doesn’t quite have the recent history of shitting the bed in the playoffs. At this point we’re just waiting for ATL to blow it at home against a lower seed.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
too bad Sanchez can’t have skill players like Calvin … or hell, #17 on the Cowboys, who looked real nice yesterday.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
I hate Eli Manning
December 17th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Adrian Peterson is probably not human. I think I might file an appeal in my fantasy league on that basis. Can’t hurt.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
I would like to offer a postgame hand shake to the NFL for giving me the opportunity to watch KC-OAK Sunday afternoon without an alternative.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
+1
December 17th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Other than the most widely-read columnist on the biggest sports platform in the world, no one has mentioned it.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
I want to agree, but a smart man once said “past performance is no indication of future results.” Guess that only applies to Atlanta.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
True story: I’ve never read a single Grantland piece start to finish.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
i dont trust atlanta because of their arena league uniforms/stadium. would you vote for an initiative for legalized gambling in your state championed by a guy who wrote a jealous screed to a pro athlete exercising his right to free agency in comic sans?
actually…dont answer that.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
so you’re saying the Colts clinch tonight?
December 17th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Not nearly as interesting as the fact that a Georgia Tech wideout turned out to be pretty awesome. Thought that was impossible.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
fucking giants. had they not won 2 of the last 5 super bowls, i probably would be pissed as hell. now i am just slightly pissed.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
You know there is no hope this is the case on a 3rd and 6
December 17th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
To be fair, beating us yesterday shouldn’t count. The Ravens really aren’t that good. There’s good pieces, but Harbaugh needs to get rid of both coordinators this offseason.
I’m still weeping for losing Lardarius Webb. That killed the season.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Were you watching the Broncos playoff game again?
/league’s number one defense!
December 17th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
i hope they are very shitty this Sunday.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Denver also didn’t lose to the Saints and Carolina, to be fair.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Falcons fans are fast adopting the Saints’ fans shoulder chips.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
They did lose to Atlanta though. The Brothers Manning threw 5 picks to Atlanta this year. Each was special in its own way.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Excited for Altanta’s playoff loss to Green Bay.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Address the QB situation too.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Also even though Atlanta has played a dogshit schedule they’re still bottom half of the league in defense, and have a QB who is capable of throwing five picks a game. Denver has a very talented defense and not Matt Ryan. I don’t feel too bad about them getting a bit more leeway.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Wonder if NBC would flex in Packers-Vikings to close the season if AP is close or if Cowboys-Washington is a near certainty
December 17th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Agreed losing to Atlanta is worse than losing to Saints and Panthers, at least those two have talented quarterbacks.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Fuck a playoff spot, I want the division. Go Giants next week.
December 17th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
To a degree, maybe. Atlanta has lost to three hot teams in the playoffs the last three times they’ve made them. Two of which were on the road against teams with worse records (NFL playoff seeding FTW!!). It’s not like they’ve lost to shitty teams. But I do get the flack they get at times. In the NFL winning consistently doesn’t mean shit unless you win in the playoffs. 15-1 GB gets dumped in round one and their season is deemed a total failure.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
special as in falcons fans will remember those september INT’s when the mannings are still playing in the playoffs and the falcons at home?
December 17th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
So that fat fuck Big Ben hasnt finished a game as the winning qb since November 4th. This wife and kid are bad news, someone take him out carousing.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
HuskerDawg – are you back? you were gone most of the CFB season.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
They are very shitty every Sunday.
Shocking that Jim Caldwell, a man who has never called plays before, wasn’t the answer.
/John Harbaugh, worst in-game coach in the NFL
//He did have a chance to learn from the best
December 17th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
That would mean it would be in the NFC title game, so ATL would get the playoff 0-fer issue resolved.
NBC will be jerking off into hundies if Dallas and Washington each win this week.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
I don’t really see that happening. And honestly, I don’t see how they’d get somebody better in there. Mind you, remember the QBs before Flacco? Dumpster fires, all of them.
If anything, we should be able to sign him on the cheap, so that’s sweet.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
CFB talk on this site is no bueno.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
I highly doubt they will play.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
The networks can’t protect a game in week 17, right?
December 17th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
that’s sad…i was looking forward to your OSU hate getting even more amped up with urban fuckin’ meyer comin aboard.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
I think we all know the answer is Tebow.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Lest we forget the numerous Pey Pey playoff choke jobs.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Hopefully Packers-Vikings.
/because I have seen that Cowboys movie before.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
please…i have each of those excuses burned to memory.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
There’s no point in hating on Meyer. The B10 is a total joke and he’s going to run that league as long as he gives a shit to do so.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Agree with others, NBC is going #3 over the thought of this matchup deciding the NFC East. Otherwise its going to be Baltimore-Cincy…woof
December 17th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Those SCORCHING hot Arizona Cardinals, who lost their week 15 and 16 games by a combined score of 82-21 before the sail raising victory over a previously 4-11 Seattle. I mean who doesn’t get amped up to an unstoppable degree after that kind of form entering the playoffs?
No. It’s like they did get destroyed both times and put up a 2 spot in the playoffs. There’s no excuse for that.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
As hilarious as that seems, I would quit being a Ravens fan if we got Tebow. I fucking hate Tebow.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
agreed…it’s kind of a shame too.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
breaking news- the steelers are hot piles of elephant shit.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
If the Ravens come out with a cheap offer or a 1 year “show me what you can do deal”, why the hell wouldn’t Flacco listen to a team like Arizona or teams that are a (decent) QB away from contending.
Flacco has quite a bit of leverage imo.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
If anything, we should be able to sign him on the cheap, so that’s sweet.
Not so sure about that. Even though he has regressed this year, wouldn’t some team like the Cardinals or Chiefs throw good money at him. (Taking into account the weak college QB draft class.) And I really don’t think they can franchise him as we’re already against the cap and can’t see Ozzie paying him top 5 $, even for 1 year.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Actually, no I wouldn’t. But I would want him to fail. At least somewhat…who am I kidding? I’d get sucked in.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Those first round losses that Peyton suffered are just forgotten, I guess.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
This place needs more ornery Bills fans pointing out that OJ had 2003 yards in 14 games.
/jpq
December 17th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
The NY game is the one that is inexcusable. The Zona game was Ryan’s rookie year and the GB game saw Rodgers play perhaps the best playoff game a QB had ever played. Some days you run into a buzz saw. Is what it is.
Zona made the SB, yes?
December 17th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Wildcard round is shaping up to be 75% blowout right now.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
well, until he stares it down arizona’s offer for too long and the cards decide to sign chad henne.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Agreed it’s impressive that a team was able to turn a victory over the Atlanta Falcons into enough momentum to win two more games.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
I’ve already foreseen the nightmare Packer scenario where the Giants earn the #6 seed and SF holds on to #2…go Seahawks!
December 17th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Michigan and OSU are going to have the run of the place until NEB fires Pelini AND gets lucky in whomever replaces him. Though knowing NEB they’ll fire Bo and hire some other idiot who can recruit or coach.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
You’re right. Atlanta wont make it that far. They will lose to Seattle or some team like that.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
This is true, the cap situation is decidedly not good. Ugh. Well, I trust Ozzie regardless at this point, so whatever he decides I guess I’m down with?
December 17th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
If Dallas and Washington are playing a win and in game, NBC won’t pass it up. That’s an extra playoff game which as this site knows is RATINGS gold!
December 17th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
No one wants to play SEA on the road. Every team other than ATL (as they’re almost a lock for the No. 1 seed) should panic if that happens. That place is a horror show for teams in Dec/Jan.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
even that’s fairly optimistic as long as hoke and borges are running the show up north.
/team rich rod
December 17th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Do they still have the limit on how many primetime games a team is allowed to get?
December 17th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
The Washington matchup as it stands would be very interesting. Pound that under!
December 17th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Hoke’s recruiting on the OL has been so good, though. That’s the only reason why I think he can compete with Urban. If that kid MICH has committed at QB signs and pans out (always a big if) MICH will be legit in two-three years.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
I think it was more likely the destruction of Jake Delhomme that pushed the Mighty Cardinals to the brink of a Super Bowl win*
*Santonio Holmes never got his 2nd foot down.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
See: Saints, New Orleans, 2011. Funny also that the Seahawks were 7-9 that season.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
More than likely you’re getting an NFC East team. It’d likely be the lone competitive game of the weekend. Seattle going on the road to the team that actually wins the East has disaster written all over it.
The AFC Wildcard has Patriots blowout of whoever loses the North rubber stamped at this point. Colts against the North winner could be a good game I guess.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
The only leverage he has is “I’m not Kyle Boller,” and that he can win playoff games by completing 4 passes.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
More than likely Seattle turns into every ones favorite #5 seed that loses to the inferior #4 team.
/see every playoffs ever
December 17th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
That’s like four of the five stages of grief right there.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
As long as GB and SF stay at the 2 and the 3 spot Falcons fans should be happy. That means they’ll only have to beat one of those two as opposed to both (which is a tall order). The NFC is so strange. NY hammers SF on the road and GB at home, then gets whipped by ATL, who would probably get whipped by both GB and SF.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
How many teams need QB’s or will after the draft though? It seems like 90% of the league has an established vet or a 1st or 2nd year guy that they’re high on. I can’t really see a bidding war breaking out for Joe Flacco.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Don’t even remotely agree. If things stay status quo. GB/Giants. Wash/Seattle. NE/Cincy. Balt/Indy.
I wouldn’t expect a blowout in any of those games except maybe the Pats. 4 good games IMO. No idea what the hell you are talking about, SC.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Yeah, it’s been a long Monday.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
I’ve seen Zapruder-like analysis of that play, zoomed in photos and everything. I think he got it down….barely.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
that’s the fun though. the platform and moderator blows ass, but the discussion is at least entertaining.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
If the Giants get beat in Baltimore I think they miss the postseason since the Bears could return to doing Bears things against the Cards and Lions and get to 10-6
December 17th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
all im gonna say is that the bucks had an awfully impressive OL based on the recruiting services and still got shredded by urban’s DL that went 8-deep (like he’s assembling now).
regardless, im excited for the rivalry, if not depressed the rest of the conference can’t help OSU get ready for whichever SEC team they’re gonna play in the postseason.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Blowout city. Seattle travelling across the country and the Giants have Green Bay’s forbidden donut.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
stage 5: traveling to the Philippines for a circumcision.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
The best we can hope for is SF-GB in the the NFC Title game and New England having to play Denver at altitude to get to the Super Bowl. Otherwise the only interest in the NFL playoffs is monetary.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Calvin Johnson’s in pursuit of Jerry Rice. And should easily break his record.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
If OSU isn’t 11-0 entering the Michigan game next year I’ll be legitimately stunned. They’re schedule is so easy and they’re team will be pretty stout. I assume Bama, with the 45 players they’ll lose to the draft, will someone re-load, never get called for holding next year and win the SEC again. So that would be a fun title game matchup.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
This is true, the cap situation is decidedly not good. Ugh. Well, I trust Ozzie regardless at this point, so whatever he decides I guess I’m down with?
I think a modified rebuild is in order. Let Joe walk. Focus on OL/DL in this year’s draft. (Both position groups seem to be deep on talent this year.) Sign Alex Smith/Vick/Hasselbeck (assuming they each get cut)to a short deal. Go 6-10 next year, have a top 10 pick and draft QB of the future in 2014.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
braxton will die. it won’t be fun.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
yeah I know, but it’s the small glimmer of being a Cardinals fan that makes me refuse to believe it.
/refs missed an obvious block in the back on Harrison’s INT TD
//Holmes should have been penalized for excessive celebration after the winning TD
///last play was NOT a fumble
////OK I’m done
December 17th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Not sure this even has a chance at happening as they’re most likely going to be the 2 and 3 seed.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
I was driving through southern PA at the time and flipped/totaled my car. After getting a ride to a local hotel and turning on the TV to see that score, boy was my mood lifted.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Saban no likey the running QB, though. Manziel is going to give him fits for the next three years.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
JJ Watt in pursuit of Strahan’s sack record. Maybe Favre can come back and lay down for him.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
I think the Packers win the NFC. Just a hunch.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Provided they don’t have to face the Giants, I 100% agree. SF would pose a challenge, especially at Candlestick, but Green Bay’s offense is too good not to make it out of the NFC at this point.
I just hope we don’t get saddled with a hully gully NE-GB Super Bowl. 48-45.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
true story, but manziel’s already a better passer and in a better passing scheme than my boy brax. in any event, we’re ahead of ourselves and hijacking football with football…football on football crime does not please me.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Agreed.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Spoken like a true butthurt Bears fan. Waaaaaaaaaahhhh
December 17th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Do they still have the limit on how many primetime games a team is allowed to get?
yes, but week 17′s sunday night game trumps all other rules.
They handpick a game, whatever game they want,and nobody can say a thing. Once, though, they didn’t have any choices at all, and took Seattle v St Louis, because it was the only play-in game.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
They definitely seem better suited to win grind and slog football games as opposed to last year where it was all track meets…I like where the defense is at right now, at this point with the development in the secondary they could employ Woodson simply as a blitzer if they wanted to
That o-line however continues to cause worry
December 17th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Agree. Though GB drawing the Giants would be hilarious, especially if they lose again.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Quite honestly, I was not impressed when the Giants beat the Packers earlier this year, even though the score says otherwise. I also wasn’t impressed when the Giants blew out New Orleans or the 49ers. Call me fickle or whatever. it just seemed like those were games that the losing team let get away with terrible execution. The Giants pass rush hasn’t been impressive, and have been bailed out by some shitty play by some offenses. IMO.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
I am rooting for Seattle to win the NFC. Face the Steelers in the superbowl and barely lose a contest that the Steelers get zero penalties in.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
I just want to watch the best teams play for something meaningful, weeze. The Bears are not one of the best teams so not making the playoffs is saving the rest of the country a slow, plodding loss at the hands of Green Bay or the NFC East winner in the first round. Same could probably be said about Minnesota.
Watching the Seattle Seahawks, Baltimore Ravens or Cincinnati Bengals doesn’t interest me either. Championship weekend is generally the best weekend on the NFL calendar. I’d rather it not be spoiled by the likes of those teams (or the Chicago Bears).
December 17th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
My only issue with this is that the Steelers will have won another Super Bowl. I would go crazy having to listen to all of my in laws (and all Steelers fans) go on and on about “Stairway to Seven” or whatever other dumb shit they came up with.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Clay Matthews’ Val Venis sack celebration cemented this, unfortunately
December 17th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Disclaimer: Seattle is a pretty good team and Russell Wilson is a nice story. They’re not in the top half of NFC playoff teams though. Especially away from their home field.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
I am rooting for Seattle to win the NFC.
i wouldn’t mind. They’re fast on D. And steroid-y. And they run that ball. That’s what i like. When teams run that ball.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Unsettling
December 17th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
I really hate the fanbase I’m associated with, I really do.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Cowboys-Redskins will be a ratings bonanza. Vikings aren’t enough of a marquee team to warrant a flex. How many games can each network protect? Just one?
December 17th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
this made me lol.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
This part especially. Seattle has approximately 0.2% chance of winning the NFC West seeing as how SF gets the division with a single victory and plays AZ in SF week 17. My money is on Seattle next week against SF in Seattle, but as a wild card team on the road, they’re not that scary.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
This is true. Perhaps a Broncos/49ers superbowl would be better and then after Peyton wins he can sarcastically say he never courted with Jeem Harbaugh.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
Yeah, enough of these meaningless playoff games. Wait, what?
I get what you’re saying but when does it EVER work out that way? The fact that it doesn’t always end up with the best teams sounds like a you problem more than a league problem.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
GOD DAMN YOU PHIL SEEEEEEEMS.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
But what about THAT ball over there? Or THAT one?
December 17th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Best case scenario from this reporter’s perspective.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
To clarify, I know you’re not saying it’s a league problem SC, I’m saying its a truly pointless thing to complain about.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
I say ‘just run the fucking ball’ about 40 times during Cowboy games.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Well then. You just went up a notch in my book. Now you’re on notch 1.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
DuJuan Harris, Super Bowl MVP…book it
December 17th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
That’s exactly what it is. Which is why I don’t take a platform such as this one to pen missives about how the NFL (or college football as tends to be the case here)doesn’t please me. I’m just Joe Q. One-Fan. The NFL can do whatever it wants and I’ll still gamble on it.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
I say “why the fuck are you still playing Turner” at least 10 times during every Falcons game. Even after he gets more than his usual 1 yard.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Remember the meme about Romo not winning in December? Glad that’s dead.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Usually I can take the first drive off during Bear games from this. After the first drive, when Mike Tice abandons the run, I find myself yelling this every set of downs*.
* – there’s usually only one per drive by the 2nd quarter.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Any combination of games between SF/GB/Seattle/NYG are all quality. Hopefully Washington wins the East to make things even more entertaining. Too bad Atlanta has to toss their inevitable stinkbomb in there to muck things up.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
After the GB-Seattle game I vowed not to gamble NFL until the real refs came back. Aside from that, you’re right.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
I wish I could have laid down a bet three weeks ago that the Ravens would lose out. Dog shit offensive line plus unbelievable injury situation = bad football team.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
If everyone wanted the best teams to play at the end, the NBA would be league #1.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
I think Washington ends up being a matchup nightmare for everyone except Seattle and San Fran. I don’t think anyone’s defense will play well against them, though the Giants didn’t play him horribly the last time.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
All but a lock that they will play if NE can win at home in the Wild Card Round but it will be a 2-3 matchup, not the AFCCG. I put NE’s chance of winning that game at 15%.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
If Julio and Roddy stay healthy Atlanta will be just fine this year. They’re so much better now than they were the past few years. I know people who don’t see them every week would probably disagree, and I’m not saying that if the Giants play them they won’t win, but it won’t be a shit show, that’s for sure.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
dont forget shitty QB too, for that shitty QB they got playing a shitty QB.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Oh my word… you’re right. I take back everything I said. Would prefer to avoid the NFL becoming a 16 game preseason like the NBA has its 82 game one.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Atlanta is good. If they lose while at home for the playoffs, they would really have to shit the bed. But I think this team is beyond that, now.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
The worst (realistic)outcome for the Superbowl would be Atlanta versus Denver.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
I’m just gonna play devil’s avocado here… I think Washington, while they’d ultimately win because Chicago has the 29th ranked offense, would have some offensive woes against the Bears defense. Lovie Smith’s teams have actually been solid on the whole against offenses like what Washington is currently running.
All the Skins would need is 17 points to win though.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
I think I said the same thing about the Steelers, that they were more likely to lose out than not.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Eh, he’s nowhere near the biggest problem. He had a bad game.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Except for the part that football is a more popular sport. See: Football, College
December 17th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
I’d be thrilled with that, actually.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
The only one that concerned me was Washington. Thought they had a chance at winning that one. Denver, Pitt, Giants, @ Cincy = no chance.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
nice to see you back husker
December 17th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Worst in what sense?
December 17th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
he’s the worst thing ever to happen to that franchise since how it came to be birthed and purple uniforms.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
The Manning/Elway comparisons as narrated by Phil Simms would hurt my brain.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Men’s tennis would be #1 period
I don’t trust their D. Teams can do the ball control keep-away thing against them to keep Julio, Roddy and Co. off the field. For some reason I can totally see the Skins getting by Seattle in round 1, then running all over Atlanta in round 2.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Well, the two weeks leading up to the SB are trash every year, though. Worst two weeks of the year by far sports-wise. I’d be thrilled, though. I feel after the ending of the SEC title game I deserve some good football karma. Now watch ATL lay an egg in the 2nd round again.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Run defense is a big concern. No doubt.
December 17th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
I enjoy the Francesa Super Bowl trivia. Plus, Francesa drops a ton of Super Bowl knowledge every year. Aside from that, the coverage is insufferable, especially media day
December 17th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
yesterday made me proud to be a Giants fan
December 17th, 2012 at 3:27 PM
ha. word