Comments on: Mike Rice, Rutgers Basketball Coach, Suspended for Throwing Balls at His Players Heads

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:32:25 +0000

anyway, assuming it’s true that he threw basketballs at players’ heads, i’d fire his ass. that’s assault. i imagine a fully-inflated basketball might do some damage to a jaw, nose or even a brain

By: Ty_Webb

Ty_Webb — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:31:21 +0000

I’m trying to maintain some semblance of a smile while I sneak this fart out, but I’m failing miserably

while thinking “I am going to drill these pussies in the head at practice tomorrow”

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:29:05 +0000

this picture is fucking BEGGING for a caption…

I’m trying to maintain some semblance of a smile while I sneak this fart out, but I’m failing miserably

By: Ty_Webb

Ty_Webb — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:26:37 +0000

this picture is fucking BEGGING for a caption…

By: ATribeCalledPoop

ATribeCalledPoop — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:03:40 +0000

I’m just wondering what Ja Rule has to say about all this

/Where the fuck is Ja!!
//chapelle’d

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 21:01:14 +0000

taking a kicker in the first round

Ndamukong Suh — first-round pick, balls kicker.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 20:38:50 +0000

god damnit espn…no, taking an elite guard is NOTHING AT ALL like taking a kicker in the first round. jesus fucking christ, hire better editors.

John Hannah and Randall McDaniel = kickers.

By: jimmy

jimmy — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 20:20:47 +0000

How B1G of him!

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 20:11:24 +0000

Gotta keep it on a swivel, man.

/your head, not your balls

By: Mantis Toboggan

Mantis Toboggan — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 20:09:36 +0000

Rice Krispie Treats > The Price is Right > Glen Rice > Fried Rice > Flied Lice > Mark Price > Simeon Rice > Mike Price > Condoleezza Rice > Mike Tice > Mike Rice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jerry Rice

/just to piss a certain someone off

By: cleet

cleet — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 20:01:12 +0000

Rice Krispie Treats > The Price is Right > Glen Rice > Fried Rice > Flied Lice > Mark Price > Simeon Rice > Mike Price > Mike Tice > Mike Rice

By: Mantis Toboggan

Mantis Toboggan — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:57:31 +0000

Rice Krispie Treats > The Price is Right > Fried Rice > Mark Price > Mike Price > Mike Tice > Mike Rice

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:39:43 +0000

/team coach K is the best cheater
//bitter he’s deified while Calhoun’s vilified

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:39:12 +0000

Hensley's comment: I know Warmack is a premier prospect, but I'm not sure how I feel about taking a guard this high. It kind of feels like taking a kicker in the first round.

god damnit espn...no, taking an elite guard is NOTHING AT ALL like taking a kicker in the first round. jesus fucking christ, hire better editors.

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:38:48 +0000

someone please ask coach k what in the world we can do about abusive coaches. surely he can provide some insight

Have a booster buy players really expensive jewelry on your behalf. Then the players will listen intently

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:34:37 +0000

The Price is Right > Mark Price > Mike Price > Mike Tice > Mike Rice

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:33:04 +0000

someone please ask coach k what in the world we can do about abusive coaches. surely he can provide some insight

By: oskie

oskie — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:32:29 +0000

Fried Rice > Mike Rice

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:31:12 +0000

Mike Price > Mike Tice > Mike Rice

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 19:28:51 +0000

Mike Rice is a maniac. Anyone who saw him on the sideline for Robert Morris during the NCAA tourney would know this