You will not come across a more ridiculous story today: Some Iowa Hawkeyes baseball players live in a house allegedly haunted by ghosts, the Daily Iowan reports. These ghosts like to change the channel on the TV. And they move chairs in the kitchen. Simply hanging out in the attic can lead to the ghosts sapping your energy. Also, this:

And on two separate occasions, girlfriends of players have had underwear removed from them while sleeping, even though they were wearing pants. Each time, the undergarments were discovered in another place. Smit said the list “sort of goes on.”

The baseball players called in the Ghostbusters – found on Facebook, natch – who determined that two “spirits” live in the house (a Grandfather and a little girl, who aren’t related), but they aren’t out to harm anyone. Whew.

But a question remains: Is the little girl stealing the underwear, or the creepy Grandfather? Or do the girlfriends just forget to wear underwear sometimes? [Daily Iowan]