Rex Ryan Turns 50 Today, So Here He is with a Mullet in 1994
All, Hair issues, NFL December 13th. 2012, 12:17pm
Quasi-relevant to Rex Ryan’s birthday and mullet is what he said about Tim Tebow – who hasn’t played in weeks – today on the Jets conference call.
Rex on tebow: “the last few weeks his role has been diminished some, and I don’t think he’s happy about it”
— Ben Shpigel (@benshpigel) December 13, 2012
If you feel like reading between the lines: I never wanted him here, I have no use for him, and I want him gone in the offseason.
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December 13th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
people had more fun in 94, judging by that picture.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:20 PM
So where does Tebow go from here? If he wants to play, he has to make sure he’s not just a marketing dog ‘n pony show for some team, but I can’t imagine a team legitimately bringing him in as a QB, so does he suck it up and play fullback or…?
December 13th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
So his wife is going to give him an extra oily foot job tonight I guess.
But only after they get back from Steak and Ale.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
Hey, Kenny Powers shave off the rest of his goatee.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
is that Aeneas Williams behind Rex?
December 13th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
I now expect a post on Ken Whisenhunt’s birthday, right?
December 13th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Aeneas Williams!!
December 13th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Wow. Tremendous.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
Look, everybody, Aeneas Williams. That guy always looked old
December 13th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Okay Peter King.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Man was Aeneas Williams good at playing football.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Look, everybody, Aeneas Williams
his brother, butthole williams, was a helluva place kicker for the cards from 1991-1991.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Other than having Buddy as his dad, what has Rex Ryan accomplished?
December 13th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Rex’s hair reminds me of Joe Piscopo’s in Sidekicks.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Rex’s hair reminds me of Joe Piscopo’s in Sidekicks.\
Can’t go a day without being reminded of something in Sidekicks. Uusally due to keeping Jonathan Brandis in my living room.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
I dunno. Having Buddy as a dad is a pretty fair accomplishment in itself.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
He led the Jets to two straight AFC Championship Games…..oh sorry, that was Mark Sanchez.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
As long as the media is still ignoring the Saints.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
So where does Tebow go from here?
He should start a Christian football league.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Isn’t he starting to stink up the place?
/Coglan’s law’d
December 13th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Other than having Buddy as his dad, what has Rex Ryan accomplished?
According to that picture, he gained roughly 200 pounds in 20 years. Until he lost it and started sucking at being a coach.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Two AFC championship games in 4 seasons? Still hasn’t had a losing year? .557 winning percentage as a head coach?
You may think him a buffoon, but he’s been successful.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
What other corpses do you have stacked up there? Bobby Driscoll?
December 13th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
1994 photos: Rex with a mullet > Kurt with a bullet
December 13th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Aeneas Williams held the title of “All-Pro talent who seems like a nice dude on a dreadfully bad team” for like 6 straight years in the 90s.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
but I can’t imagine a team legitimately bringing him in as a QB
This post has a clue hidden in it.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Can’t the same by said for Sanchize?
December 13th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Jesus Christ.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
I would have sworn on a stack of bibles that Rex was already way past 50.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
In all seriousness, the playoff win over the Pats was pretty damn good. Outcoached Belichick on a big stage.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Uusally due to keeping Jonathan Brandis in my living room.
What other corpses do you have stacked up there? Bobby Driscoll?
Katie Vick. Hoffa. The first two kids that played Don Draper’s son.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
/puts $10 on John Ritter
//hedges with $5 on Patrick Duffy…I don’t care what the internet says
December 13th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
What other corpses do you have stacked up there? Bobby Driscoll?
Katie Vick. Hoffa. The first two kids that played Don Draper’s son.
Go on….
/ATL_Badger
December 13th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Oh also, regarding New Orleans.
I fucking love that the NFL uses the day the Saints ruling comes down Goodell releases the statement saying the NFL is considering expanding the playoffs. The guy is a fucking genius at playing the media. Guess which story had zero mentions on Sportscenter this morning?
December 13th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Hey man, nice shot.
Someone here linked to that in YouTube yesterday. Spooky.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Greatest moment in wrestling history.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
I know you did it FOR THIS BUSINESS-EHHH
December 13th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
What is the NHL Lockout the past month?
December 13th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
haven’t heard that name in a while. classic wrestlecrap.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
He was getting pretty surly during that press conference. What a fucking prick
December 13th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
It’s some pretty impressive key-jingling.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Uusally due to keeping Jonathan Brandis in my living room.
What other corpses do you have stacked up there? Bobby Driscoll?
Bruno Kirby I bet.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
To be fair, the other week they showed a Bean Pot highlight on Top Plays and one of the announcers gashes quipped “what sport is this called?” That kind of counts.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:36 PM
/ Way OT:
Finally got around the other night to watching In The Loop. Jebus, that was hilarious. Tarantino should make it a point to cast Peter Capaldi in all his movies. The man turns profanity into a symphony.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
and one of the announcers gashes quipped
I’d watch this show.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
That’s a very very David Stern-esque type move
December 13th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Bruno Kirby I bet.
I bet his corpse smells like garlic bread.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
that’s when the cardinals were inexplicably in the nfc east.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:39 PM
What is the NHL Lockout the past month?
If only Bill Simmons had some sway or influence in sports media to make this a bigger story…
December 13th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
Learn something new every day. I’ll now refer to him as Rex Lombardi.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
From a Marine in Da Nang: “Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead man’s balls.” I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Outside of Jimmer getting no run, I’ve never seen Stephen more outraged about something than Simmon’s commenting about that
December 13th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Link?
December 13th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
“Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead man’s balls.”
Sometimes I let Captain Hauk borrow Jonathan Bendia.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Twitter
December 13th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
That’s helpful!
December 13th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Ha sorry its blocked here at work. Just take my word for it, Stevie TMZ was agast
December 13th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
When was it?
December 13th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
It was maybe a week ago. CoRm! wasn’t the only one laughing at Simmons for it but he did thread a few twitters together to show his displeasure
December 13th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
He should start a Christian football league.
signs 1000 year contract with Fox