SEC Dominance: How An All-SEC Team Would Rate Against The Rest of FBS
Fans everywhere else think the SEC is overrated. SEC fans think the SEC is underrated. I decided to compare an All-SEC team on offense and defense to an All-FBS team composed of players outside the SEC. Looking at the breakdown, the latter group may have a point.
Offense
QB: Johnny Manziel (Texas A&M) vs. Marcus Mariota (Oregon) Johnny Football won the Heisman. Mariota, another freshman, had an excellent season in his own right. The Oregon quarterback might have the athleticism and refinement to trump Manziel eventually. For now… [Advantage: SEC]
RB: Eddie Lacy (Alabama) vs. Kenjon Barner (Oregon) This is a classic Spread vs. Manball debate. Barner put up better numbers, though he also had more touches in a system designed to produce them. For one game, though, I might opt for Lacy’s combination of speed and power. [Advantage: Push]
RB: Todd Gurley (Georgia) vs. Montee Ball (Wisconsin) You have to respect Ball’s resumé, though Gurley is a special player. If every back was eligible, he might be the first off the board in the NFL Draft this year. His performance against Alabama was outstanding. [Advantage: SEC]
WR: Cobi Hamilton (Arkansas) vs. Marqise Lee (USC) Hamilton had a nice season, but Lee was the best offensive non-quarterback in college football. [Advantage: FBS]
WR: Jordan Matthews (Vanderbilt) vs. Terrance Williams (Baylor) Kendall who? [Advantage: FBS]
TE: Mychal Rivera (Tennessee) vs. Zach Ertz (Stanford) I would take Ertz, here. I would also take Notre Dame’s Tyler Eifert. [Advantage: FBS]
OT: Luke Joeckel (Texas A&M) vs. Taylor Lewan (Michigan) We would like to see what Lewan would have done with more talented teammates, but Joeckel had a monster season. Bonus points for this happening. [Advantage: SEC]
OT: D.J. Fluker (Alabama) vs. David Yankey (Stanford) Yankey is the next great Stanford lineman. He’s smart, versatile and can play anywhere. That said, Fluker’s physicality, especially when run blocking is hard to pass up. [Advantage: Push]
OG: Chance Warmack (Alabama) vs. Jonathan Cooper (North Carolina) Warmack is the best guard in the country. Even on Alabama’s line he stands out. [Advantage: SEC]
OG: Larry Warford (Kentucky) vs. Cyril Richardson (Baylor) Richardson had some discipline issues, but was a major reason Baylor’s offense hardly missed a beat without RG3. [Advantage: FBS]
C: Barrett Jones (Alabama) vs. Braxston Cave (Notre Dame) Two-time Outland Trophy winner. Center isn’t even his ideal position. We’re going with Mr. Jones [Advantage: SEC]
Defense
DE: Jadeveon Clowney (South Carolina) vs. Bjoern Werner (Florida State) Both are tied for the nation’s lead in sacks. Clowney did it in two fewer games in the big leagues. He may be the most dynamic player we saw this year at any position. [Advantage: SEC]
DE: Damontre Moore (Texas A&M) vs. Stephon Tuitt (Notre Dame) Tuitt is the glimmering example of the culture change Brian Kelly brought to Notre Dame. Massive sophomore season. [Advantage: FBS]
DT: Shariff Floyd (Florida) vs. Star Lotulelei (Utah) Floyd is a very, very good player. Lotulelei just basically has everything you could ever want from a defensive tackle. Possible No. 1 draft pick. [Advantage: FBS]
DT: Sheldon Richardson (Missouri) vs. Will Sutton (Arizona State) Richardson was one of the few bright spot’s for Missouri in their first SEC season, but the difference between Arizona State’s defense with and without Sutton was startling. [Advantage: FBS]
LB: Jarvis Jones (Georgia) vs. Trent Murphy (Stanford) Stanford’s linebacking corps may have been the country’s most underrated unit, but Jarvis Jones plays like a minotaur left out on an open field. [Advantage: SEC]
MLB: Kevin Minter (LSU) vs. Manti Te’o (Notre Dame) Minter was all over the field with 111 tackles, but it is hard to argue with Manti Te’o's senior season. [Advantage: FBS]
LB: C.J. Mosley (Alabama) vs. Anthony Barr (UCLA) I can’t quibble with Barr’s numbers, but Mosley was magnificent recovering from the dislocated hip he suffered in last year’s BCS Title Game. [Advantage: SEC]
CB: Johnthan Banks (Mississippi State) vs. Jordan Poyer (Oregon State) Poyer had one of the best season’s in Oregon State history with seven interceptions. Johnthan Banks did this. [Advantage: Push]
CB: Dee Milliner (Alabama) vs. Ifo Ekpre-Olomu (Oregon) Ekpre-Olomu made plays, interception four passes and forcing six fumbles. Still have not gotten over how athletic this interception by Milliner against Michigan was. [Advantage: SEC]
S: Matt Elam (Florida) vs. Tony Jefferson (Oklahoma) Hard-hitter (even during celebrations). Makes plays all over the field. I’d take Elam over anyone else at that position in college. [Advantage: SEC]
S: Eric Reid (LSU) vs. Phillip Thomas (Fresno State) Thomas led the nation with eight interceptions and took three back to the house. We’re still a tad more impressed by Reid making the departures of two first-team All Americans in LSU’s secondary look trivial. [Advantage: SEC]
SEC Domination: The SEC went 11-8-3 against the rest of the country. That’s impressive and probably a bit unfair to the SEC. The conference’s true advantage is not so much top-end talent as depth of very good talent. Utah will have a Star Lotulelei every so often. LSU will have four guys a notch below him every year they can rotate. The rest of the nation might have better skill players on offense. The SEC has more than enough athleticism to neutralize them on defense.
The Big Ten Should be Worried. Of the “rest of FBS” team, 14 players came from Pac 12 states or Hawaii. An additional five players came from states where the SEC has a presence. Only one, Notre Dame’s Braxston Cave, came from a state that currently or in the future will host a Big Ten school. Only two Big Ten players, Taylor Lewan and Montee Ball, made the rest of FBS team. But, hey, it’s not big-time football! They don’t have their own cable network!
[Photos via Presswire, Getty]

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December 12th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
TJ Yeldon is the best RB in the country.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Montee Ball isn’t a Big Ten player?
December 12th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Let’s do Big East-Conference USA comparison later. I’ll be sure to chug some rubbing alcohol in preparation.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Really disappointed this wasn’t some sort of clip of a minotaur
December 12th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
great idea for a post duff
December 12th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
still hard to believe barner wasn;t at least invited to nyc. and still waiting for a good argument why te’o was
aside from the cynical media-based ones
December 12th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
I recommend methanol instead. If it doesn’t kill you, at least you’ll go blind
December 12th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
No Hankins, Shazier or Roby? Keep trolling.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
There isn’t one
December 12th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
+1
December 12th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
I love these lists. We will forget half these guys in about 2 years when they become practice squad players.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
UNC is probably going to have two players taken in the top ten in the draft, that doesn’t mean they’re good.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Duff Man you were too busy zinging the SEC to remember Montee Ball?
December 12th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
I recommend methanol instead. If it doesn’t kill you, at least you’ll go blind
Might be happening anyway. I think the contact in my left eye scratched my cornea and now my eye itches like crazy and every time I move the eyeball my vision gets blurry and out of focus.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
You actually watch him play center this year? He got blown up and pushed around. In the SEC title game, he was pushed so far in the backfield that if he didn’t asss tackle the RB, the DT took himself out of the play. He made All-America because of rep and story, not on field performance. He’ll be a guard or RT in the NFL.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Giovanni Bernard, Stefan Taylor, Joseph Randal and LeVeon Bell.
Yeah and TJ Yeldon is the best back in the country.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
when they become practice squad players
and die in car wrecks
/just soon enough
December 12th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
made the rest of FBS team.
Just wondering, how did you pick the non-SEC team? For example, why did you pick a QB that is not the best non-SEC QB?
December 12th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
I think ATM showed this year that the SEC is about to go through some changes. There really haven’t been that many good college QBs who could throw the ball in the SEC for a while. I think that’s going to change. And those defenses will have to adjust. Not sure who will be ahead of who on the curve, but the Bama-Aggie first quarter was somewhat instructive. Then again, so were the 2nd halves of A/M – florida/lsu.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Johnny Manziel (Texas A&M) vs. Marcus Mariota (Oregon)
Am I the only one who doesn’t think these guys do well in the NFL?
December 12th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Fuck yeah.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
/would
December 12th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
/with my penis
December 12th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
/for free
December 12th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
I thought Terrelle Pryor showed that in the Sugar Bowl, no?
December 12th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
what the fuck is this?
/don’t answer
December 12th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
What are other conference records? Because at the moment, I remain unimpressed.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
sweet muffin top
December 12th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Here’s an idea – match up Alabama 1st teams against Ohio State’s or Notre Dame’s, or Stanford’s. You’ll be suprised how close it is.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Fuck yeah.
That kind of looks like a dude.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Oh Babar….
/nobody reads the posts
December 12th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Gurley has some skills, but yeah I compared (like the others) Yeldon to a skinny Adrian Peterson.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
I thought it was a dude
December 12th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
i agree, this is an idiotic exercise
December 12th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Here’s an idea – match up Alabama 1st teams against Ohio State’s or Notre Dame’s, or Stanford’s. You’ll be suprised how close it is.
We should do this with Notre Dame and Alabama beginning of January. We should call it the BCS title game. We could get Discover Card to sponsor it.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
I still don’t see it. Or am I missing something?
December 12th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
I compared (like the others) Yeldon to a skinny Adrian Peterson.
hmmm, sorta like tj duckett was a fat oj simpson
December 12th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Fuck yeah.
sweet muffin top
You guys are shallow(/heterosexual out-loud).
/How many accounts does Ricky Martin curate?
//THROW THE FUCKING STICK YOU GREY CUNT
December 12th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
I had never seen that Joe Schad picture before. That’s amazing
December 12th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
anyone else notice that without A&M, the SEC would have gone 9-10-3 against the rest of the county?
i do enjoy that in my searching i found the the mgoblue blog hates Duffy.
http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/ty-duffy-moron-again
December 12th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
Not enough 2013 Heisman winner.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
I compared Yeldon to a skinny Fred Taylor…who could easily bulk up during college.
/That’s a compliment…Taylor was a badass talent only slowed by injuries.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
wow, they REALLY hate him there. my day just got a lot better.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
There really haven’t been that many good college QBs who could throw the ball in the SEC for a while.
Looks like someone’s been reading my posts…
I agree. I think really bad QB play in the SEC props up the defenses. Bama always struggles against good QBs (I don’t put Murray in that group – he’s spectacularly average).
My guess is that the FBS-SEC comparison at CB and Safety would be more of a push or lean FBS.
But SEC LBs are significantly better than other conferences.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
I miss old Nick Backai stuff, like Baseballapalooza.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
this is facepalmingly easterbrookish
December 12th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
That is fantastic.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
wow, they REALLY hate him there. my day just got a lot better.
You just discovered a place (not named Twitter)for everyone to go bash Duffy without fear of banishment.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
What exactly were you looking for there, Annie Wilkes?
December 12th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
1) He is a Michigander who fashions himself a New England sports fan.
2) He wears hemp necklaces.
He is such a raging douchebag.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
TJ Yeldon is the best RB in the country.
sorry, but he’s not even the best RB on his own team. got to hold on to the ball to earn that status, son.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
i mean, it’s your team, not ours, so im really not worried in the slightest.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
The SEC had the top two-rated passers in the country and a third who ranked ahead of the guy who won the Heisman. That’s not counting Bray and Wilson who had disappointing seasons.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
i looked up to figure out what ‘manball’ was and the top hits were all at mgoblue.
duffy blocked me on twitter, mercifully the only tweets i got were ones tweeted by hernia, whom i dont follow anymore.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
This cracked me up on that Duffy post.
1) He is a Michigander who fashions himself a New England sports fan.
2) He wears hemp necklaces.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
oh jesus, lets not bash duffy for anything other than what he wrote. cmon now.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
and derrick henry may take carries away from yeldon next year.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
There’s a name on that Michigan blog that is awfully familiar….
Other than Duffy’s I mean.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
WWoS, that link was awesome.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Hey, the Sheriff is a commenter at that place that hates Duffy.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
All Day had that same label for awhile. I think he’s alright now.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5540032
December 12th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Why are you googling me? And I’m hated on multiple message boards.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
cmon, there’s little dropoff from mariota to braxton miller. there’d be no dropoff by adding hankins or simon to that DL. you coulve had marcus hall at one of the OG spots. you couldve added bradley roby and ryan shazier.
the only reason the big ten was weak on that list is because you made that list.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
What exactly were you looking for there, Annie Wilkes?
He has a google alert set for “I hate Ty Duffy!” It’s one of those slow-working ones, though, so it just got to that post from 2+ years ago
December 12th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Dee Milliner is not good. Bama’s defense was below average in the three games they played against decent or better offenses. Calling LSU’s offense decent is a stretch, but I will. Bama made Mettenberger look like 2007 Tom Brady.
One of the reasons I think ND has more than a puncher’s chance in the title game.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
It will be nice when he wins over Duke Johnson because the voters don’t want to vote for a kid on a team that is on probation.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Yep. This could be an interesting (if still ultimately pointless) exercise if you had lots of input from a bunch of writers/observers. But one dude’s list is just kind of dumb. There are a handful of people you could justifiably pick for most of these positions.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Besides one being the 6th ranked passer in the country and the other being the 43rd…Could have had a number of people. Klein. Boyd. Etc. ETc. Etc.
Did consider Roby.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
You have to pander to the internet better:
Here is apolitical, emotionless boobs with a puppy that you can yell at with no repercussions.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Hall? More like Norwell.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
nah, it updates on time, it just gets overwhelmed by twitter.com/widewordofsport results
December 12th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Why are you googling me? And I’m hated on multiple message boards.
Do you also have the death sentence in 12 systems?
December 12th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
“Why are you googling me?”
They’re gonna do it, aren’t they?
December 12th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Those alt.pukashells guys are just jealous, brah.
December 12th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
How many Heisman votes did Mariota get? Where did he place?
December 12th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
holy shit… earlier this year i was running downtown and a girl with the nicest tits ive ever seen in my life and a tiny tank top was playing with the cutest boxer puppy. id have stopped to pet her, but my wife was about a 1/4 mile behind me and closing fast…
December 12th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Why are you googling me? Ty
That made me laugh.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
It will be nice when he wins over Duke Johnson because the voters don’t want to vote for a kid on a team that is on probation.
Braxton Miller in ’12!!!
December 12th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
id have stopped to pet her, but my wife was about a 1/4 mile behind me and closing fast…
That girl probably would have called the cops on you for petting her anyway or are you figuring that, since you had running shoes on, you could get away with it?
December 12th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
I thought Piven was banhammered?
December 12th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
A PIG MAN!
December 12th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
i get what youre saying, but one could argue scheme/pace/personnel/schedule differences all day. but it’s not that big of a dropoff…stats might say mariota’s the 6th best passer, but after seeing both a lot this year, there aint much of a difference in skill set.
vlad…i thought hall was way underrated this year. norwell was good too, but hall was just plain NASTY.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
So it was a post of irrelevance, a fun activity, right up until you started making grand, sweeping statements about how the names you pulled out of your ass mean something in a greater sense.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I was given my final warning I guess.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
How can you honestly come to that conclusion when said boobs were in a tank top? I mean, you saw them, but you didn’t SEE them. Nips are a huge variable.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
i was hoping someone would go that direction with it. god she was hot though. probably top 5 woman ive seen in nashville, and there are some seriously good looking girls here.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
I’m certain the bulk of Murray’s stats were accumulated against some pretty weak defenses. Going into the SEC champ game he was 1 – 9 in “big” games or against good teams – something like that. I’m making a bold assumption that Bray was similar, so I can’t send you a link.
/no one has supplied a statistically based link, so I’m good.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
I was given my final warning I guess.
A “Last Call,” if you will.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
How can you honestly come to that conclusion when said boobs were in a tank top? I mean, you saw them, but you didn’t SEE them. Nips are a huge variable.
Quite a bit of wisdom in these words.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
I’m not sure whether Wide Word of Sport would feel more jilted by the fact that I don’t remember blocking him on twitter or the fact that I just figured out his name was not “Wide World of Sport.”
December 12th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
By the way … I’m an SEC guy.
Not one of “those” SEC guys, so I’m not a conf homer.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
/Starts mini blog sites hating on all commentators
//$13 profit, fuck that!
December 12th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Mariota, another freshman, had an excellent season in his own right. The Oregon quarterback might have the athleticism and refinement to trump Manziel eventually. For now… [Advantage: SEC]
mariota had damn near as good of a season as manzier, just played alot less.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
damn that is an old post. I hardly post over there, especially since the commenting section changed from haloscan. Great blog, though.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Why is passer rating suddenly the be-all end-all for QBs in this exercise? If it is, Johnny Manziel – 16th – shouldn’t have even sniffed the Heisman.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
always funny how many people don’t see this. i don’t know when you blocked me duffster, because i never followed you, and only recently realized i was blocked.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
I’d have said exactly the opposite. Norwell was murdering fools all year – Hall was getting beat on some blocks (did a good job when pulling tho). I’d re-watch the games and focus on Norwell. He was an absolute stud.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
so true.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AREOLA’S AND NIPPLES?
/Nods at SG
December 12th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
This topless woman and her dog are Marxists given the sheer amount of capitalist motivated destruction and that 3% yearly growth violates the laws of thermodynamics it just seemed to her the logical conclusion.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Is anyone here a big college hoops fan? I’m thinking of slamming Duke -125 to be ACC regular season champs but don’t follow college hoops that closely.
/Degenerate Gambler
December 12th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
I also remember TBL suggesting that either world wide patterson or I had to change our names, even though at the time this site was overrun by commenting badgers.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Bray: most passing yards in SEC, 2nd most passing yards per game, 2.833:1 TD:INT ratio, etc. not exactly a disappointing season for Bray…disappointing season for UT as a whole though.
http://www.cfbstats.com/2012/leader/911/player/split01/category02/sort01.html
December 12th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
i might need to…in any event, my original point in using marcus hall as an example was that the only reason there aren’t more big ten players on here is because duffy chose to use other conference players, not that there werent worthy big ten players.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
Anybody else remember Night After Night with Bakay and Allan Havey on the old Comedy Channel? Great stuff.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
/raycess
December 12th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
it’s funny, because other than Husker there aren’t any other “SEC Homers” that are on here regularly. I will tell Glorius Mullet straight up that Alabama sucks donkey dick. now I am an unabashed Arkansas homer, but I could give two shits about the rest of the conference. I feel partially responsible for the widespread use of ole piss.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
I DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE AHOLE WHEN I SAY NIP I’M REFERRING TO THE COMBO OF AREOLA AND NIP BUT THERE IS NO SENSE IS SAYING AREOLAS AND NIPS ARE VARIABLES WHEN I CAN SIMPLY STATE THAT NIPS ARE A HUGE VARIABLE AND EVERYONE GETS IT
pencil eraser nips > balogna nips
December 12th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
now I am an unabashed Arkansas homer, but I could give two shits about the rest of the conference.
Give it time, newb
December 12th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
you should be abashed about this.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
I once made half of the serious with a girl who had no nipples to speak of, just big areolas. It was quite off-putting
December 12th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
could you milk her, greg?
December 12th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Someday call miz or htown to help us with the multivariable math.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
word. I’m rooting for the rapist/murderers in the BCS game. fuck Bammer.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Why are you googling me?
Hemp necklace ideas
December 12th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
pencil eraser nips > balogna nips
Big Farrah Fawcett fan, eh?
NSFW
December 12th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
In all fairness, you said the same thing two years ago re: Pryor/Newton
December 12th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
ah, the arkansas head coach in it’s natural environment.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
I once made half of the serious with a girl who had no nipples to speak of, just big areolas. It was quite off-putting
It’s ok to admit that you were curious and fucked a mannequin.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
I’m not sure I could. We were so young at the time, though, and she had some birthin’ hips so maybe after she grew up and loosed a calf or two on the world the situation changed. I’m not a doctor, though, so I could be wrong about that
December 12th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Use adult stats
/Duffy
December 12th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
DUDE! I know, afterwards I consulting girls and they said some women just can’t breast feed? Her name was Kaila(?) and she banged half the residence(1) so we all learnt a great deal those 8 months.
(1) NTTAWWT
December 12th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Wilson is in the Top 3 or 4 of about every category on there as well. and unfortunately for Wilson and Brey, they didn’t get to play against the Arkansas or Tennessee defenses.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
The embarrassing part is apparently he couldn’t close the deal.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
refresh my memory…in what context?
December 12th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
I thought UT fans hated Bray?
December 12th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
in Mullet’s equation, we have two variables (nips and bewb size)…likely a linear solution.
in WWOS’ equation, three variables…QUADRATIC BOOBS W00T!!
December 12th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
that’s fucking sick. give me the pepperoni’s any day of the week.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
You sure it was absent, and not just inverted?
Wikipedia link for that is NSFW fyi
December 12th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
I’m disappointed in him. I don’t hate him.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Well, I’ll be damned…
/adds self to list
December 12th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
The Pink Drank still amuses me most in that photo
December 12th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
Are you speaking of areolas or nips? I’m sorry, but you must specify which you are referring to. BTW, a pepperoni sized nipple only would be disgusting.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
The embarrassing part is apparently he couldn’t close the deal.
I knew that bitch couldn’t keep it to herself
December 12th, 2012 at 3:25 PM
you forgot to make it second order, since there are two boobs for each variable. time to pythagorean up that shit.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
you know, i read a lot of NFL gambling pick websites even tho i don’t gamble…just curious, but why can’t you just say “im not betting on this game since it’s too much of a coin-flip?”
December 12th, 2012 at 3:30 PM
i dunno… i do a lot better on picks i ‘know’ than when i pick them all. my pickem league requires picks for them all though.
/now 12-1 on Patriots games this year
//fucking Colts
December 12th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
There’s nothing that says the writer’s actually betting on every game, right? Seems like they’re just saying who they’d like if they had to wager…usually most NFL Sundays there’s only 2-3 games I feel real strongly about before heartbreak happens when the Bills can’t close out the fucking Rams
December 12th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
i feel it’s a bit disingeneous to count those games towards a “record” if you’re just picking and not putting money down.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Pepperoni flavored nips would be gross
/team nubs
//they are wired to the clit
December 12th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
I felt pretty good about the Rams, Pats, Giants, Titans last week. And except for the Pats, I felt pretty shitty about each of those picks at some point.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
God damn some of this is creepy.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
This week, I’ll prob take SF+5.5 and I can’t see any others I love. Prob go for DEN, but i could see them getting punked by a random Flacco game, just to fuck with the city of Baltimore. CIN/NYG are two I’d usually take, but hate the lines on both. Feels like a second losing week.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Oh and KC. I’ll take them again, just in case I start to feel smart it’ll keep me in line.
December 12th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
I can in no way defend a hemp necklace. But what is this about you fashioning yourself as a New England sports fan, Duffy?
December 12th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Pretty sure he’s a Sox fan. Not sure about Celts, Bruins or Pats.
December 12th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
I don’t fashion myself as anything. Update your bios. I grew up in Michigan. I was born in Connecticut. My family is from Massachusetts.
Professional teams, I root for…
Red Sox – 100 percent
Red Wings – 100 percent
Lions/Patriots – 50/50
Celtics/Pistons – 50/50
December 12th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
You guys should have bios on the site somewhere. TBL would need a few extra lines for “Favorite Teams”.
December 12th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
WWoS, your obsession with Duffy is a bit creepy. Find a new hobby.
When every writer here has had enough of you – and it’s close – you’ll be gone.
December 12th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
fortunately, tim ryan doesn’t know the meaning of “had enough.”