Kliff Kingsbury Was Hired at Texas Tech, Once Linked With Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears
Fashion maven, offensive mastermind and former star quarterback. It’s hard for Texas Tech to have made a more popular coaching hire than Kliff Kingsbury. The 33-year-old is not only popular with Red Raiders fans.
Kingsbury was a huge Britney Spears fan back in the day. He was once photographed with Jessica Simpson. There were suggestions back in the day he spent time with one on a tour bus and the other at a New Orleans Hornets game. James Franklin would have been proud to have him as an assistant.
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December 12th, 2012 at 7:41 PM
Kliff did a great job in that movie, Drive, but that movie with that guy from The Office just sucked.
December 12th, 2012 at 7:46 PM
When is Graham Harrell every going to get a shot ?
December 12th, 2012 at 7:51 PM
What’s the connection? The south. Spears is from the sticks in Kentwood, Louisiana; Simpson from a suburb of Dallas, and Kingsbury from New Braunefels, Texas. He’s undoubtedly got that Southern charm Jmc
It is, “The South.” And Texas isn’t a part of that. It is like Jason foretold of the great Cracker Jack/KC Res feud almost eight years in advance. Impressive.
And, Page 3. What a dumpster fire at the time. Now, almost all generalized sportsblogs are pretty much what Page 3 was at the time. Except Page 3 had female writers. What was that one gal’s name? Maura something?
December 12th, 2012 at 7:53 PM
When is Graham Harrell every going to get a shot ?
I was going to say Harrell did ok for himself, but that is his mom.
December 12th, 2012 at 7:55 PM
And, here is Graham Harrell’s wedding pics. Shirt untucked, five day growth of beard, hair not combed… that’s a Texas wedding.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:01 PM
KC, east Texas is most definitely ‘south’.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:03 PM
C, east Texas is most definitely ‘south
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ceded that to CJ even though she has no idea what an East Texas is. A suburb in Dallas in not The South.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:04 PM
See: War, Civil
December 12th, 2012 at 8:06 PM
Jesus Christ I thought it couldn’t get much worse than a Bruce song, but then Bon fuckin Jovi comes out to sing Born to run. Oh, followed by Billy Crystal jokes?
/shoots television
December 12th, 2012 at 8:13 PM
See: War, Civil
Spoken like a true Yankee.
/something me Dad would say.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:14 PM
See: War, Civil
I’ll pretend you are CJ, Duffy (we were just joke arguing.) By that logic, do you consider Missouri to be in the South? Or parts of Eastern Kansas?
December 12th, 2012 at 8:17 PM
They count due to high redneck populations and close enough proximity
December 12th, 2012 at 8:18 PM
/has never been to Kansas
//unfortunately, has been to Missouri
December 12th, 2012 at 8:24 PM
roger waters is putting me to sleep
/not team floyd
December 12th, 2012 at 8:28 PM
So you’d prefer Bon Jovi, and his half unzipped leather shirt still up there?
December 12th, 2012 at 8:31 PM
They count due to high redneck populations
You can find rednecks everywhere.
/Looks in the mirror
December 12th, 2012 at 8:32 PM
if it were up to me, yeah
this waters set is a total downer
December 12th, 2012 at 8:38 PM
What the fuck was that fake Eddie Vedder look alike shit? Floyd is awesome Full Point. Now the real Eddie is singing Comfortably Numb.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:38 PM
They count due to high redneck populations and close enough proximity SC
If Redneck = The South, then we need to redraw some boundaries.
/Western Kansas is 95% redneck and 5% millionaire cattle/rancher/oil men acting like rednecks driving $40,000 trucks.
//Grew up there.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:43 PM
i knew that first guy wasn’t the real eddie vedder because he was clean shaven.
i’m just not a big fan
if this were the afternoon, this could turn into a full blown music brawl, but it’s just a skeleton crew tonight.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:43 PM
And Vedder saves the Waters set. Waters picked the wrong songs.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:45 PM
if this were the afternoon, this could turn into a full blown music brawl, but it’s just a skeleton crew tonight.
They just ran through who is coming up next. Perhaps I’ll flip back just for interest sake for the Stones and the Who.
Good, Lord. Adam Sandler.
/Leaves to give the boy a bath.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:45 PM
Sandler singing. Tell a joke, funny man.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:45 PM
Waters didn’t sound good and I’m a fan. Sandler looks like he’s been eating well.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:46 PM
oh fuck, adam sandler…
bring back waters
December 12th, 2012 at 8:48 PM
I anxiously await CRM finding a way to squeeze a “gangnam style” post out of this concert.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:48 PM
Sandler looks like he’s been eating well.
Jack and Jill made a $150 million dollars. Paul Blart made $200+ million. Oh, hell….
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Madison
Jebus. He probably eats gold plated caviar wrapped in foie gras for a mid-afternoon snack.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:49 PM
/Western Kansas is 95% redneck and 5% millionaire cattle/rancher/oil men acting like rednecks driving $40,000 trucks.
//Grew up there.
So were you the 95% or the 5%?
December 12th, 2012 at 8:51 PM
I anxiously await CRM finding a way to squeeze a “gangnam style” post out of this concert.
Terrorism always finds a way. Be patient…
December 12th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
Kristen Stewart looks strung out
December 12th, 2012 at 8:53 PM
Happy Madison’s finest work is Bucky Larson, currently at 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucky_Larson:_Born_to_Be_a_Star
December 12th, 2012 at 8:55 PM
There you go Full Point. The Master Douche in all his air humping glory.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:56 PM
I anxiously await CRM finding a way to squeeze a “gangnam style” post out of this concert.
Terrorism always finds a way. Be patient…
My fiance heard it for the first time the other night and swore he was saying, “Open Condom Style,” which means I’ll listen till that first chorus, chuckle to myself, before turning it off now.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:57 PM
I remember when Howard Stern took the Whaa Whaa out of this song. Way better. Always’ll have a soft spot for Bon Jovi – got me laid a bunch back in the day.
December 12th, 2012 at 8:59 PM
I am a UT (Texas) guy. I think this is a great hire. Chad Morris would have been good as well. I used to live in east Texas, I now live in west Texas. I assure you Marshall, Tx is part of the old south.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:02 PM
I suppose I could look it up, but was Kingsbury the first QB to really get national attention with the system Leach was running?
December 12th, 2012 at 9:02 PM
She always looks strung out. Just not attractive
December 12th, 2012 at 9:02 PM
billy crystal is ruining it for me and kristen stewart was the last straw
i clicked out. i’ll skim the highlights on youtube this weekend
December 12th, 2012 at 9:03 PM
My fiance heard it for the first time the other night and swore he was saying, “Open Condom Style,
I heard very quick snippets of it the other day from when they were talking about discovering he hated America and practiced the Jihad. I can’t watch the videos they play on here while I’m at work, so I truly have never heard that song.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:06 PM
I had never heard Call Me Maybe, always saw them posting about it on here, finally heard it, and decided to change the name to Shoot Me Definitely.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
So were you the 95% or the 5%?
Growing up 95%. I live between Lawrence and KC in a semi-rural area (rural suburb with big lots, no city regulations, and I can burn when I want and piss off the back porch without my wife getting mad at me that the neighbors might see.) I work in KC. I needed to cut down a dead elm last weekend for fuel and my cityfied coworkers implored me to call a cutting service. That would have been a $500 tree had I done that. Did it myself. I have had a raccoon using my porch as a litter box. He finally found his way into the trap last night. My coworkers were worried I was going to get rabies. Nonsense. That saved me a couple hundred dollars. Even though I lived in midtown and Plaza and Brookside and South KC for ten years, I am really uncomfortable in fancy social settings. Although I loved living in KC, it wasn’t meant for me long term after my partying days ended (marriage/kid.) In short, I’m still more redneck I guess.
/jmorris’d
December 12th, 2012 at 9:07 PM
Meth, I take it you haven’t been to a sporting event recently? I can’t recall a game where it hasn’t been played. Gangnam Style plus the Jets? that is terrorism my friend.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:08 PM
can burn when I want and piss off the back porch without my wife getting mad at me
Life is good.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:09 PM
Tim Couch under Hal Mumme
December 12th, 2012 at 9:09 PM
Hasn’t been recently. Went to Patriots Dolphins last year for the last game of the season.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:12 PM
So what was all that music being talked about? Some concert special on tonight or something?
December 12th, 2012 at 9:17 PM
Yea, its the 12/12/12 charity concert for victims of Hurricane, err, I mean Superstorm Sandy. Clapton, Bon Joi, Boss, Billy Joel, Water, Stones, McCartney, Grohl, and Alicia Keyes, probably only to sing “Welcome to New York”
December 12th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
December 12th, 2012 at 9:19 PM
Tim Couch under Hal Mumme SC
Good pull, SC.
So what was all that music being talked about? Some concert special on tonight or something? Meth
Charity concert for Sandy victims. I had no idea it was going on until some rumor today went out that Paul McCartney is fronting Nirvana tonight. You just missed Bon Jovi. Eric Clapton is up next. Donate now.
/Or be happy you are working tonight.
//Tony Danza was just mentioned as a celebrity person answering phone calls.
///And Whoopi.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
If you can’t stream it online, i’d be very surprised if you couldn’t find it on the radio, especially if you are anywhere in the NorthEast
December 12th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
all-star concerts for a cause are not appointment tv for me. they get to show how sensitive they are, with heartfelt renditions of their best hits.
i also dislike when seven guitar greats jam together. they usually pick a song like sweet home chicago then trade solos while smiling at each other and leaning their backs against each other
December 12th, 2012 at 9:20 PM
This concert is said to have arguably the greatest lineup of any concert ever, now that is saying a lot, but when you look at the performers tonight and guest speakers it is a pretty impressive group. The show will kick off in star studded fashion as Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street band will be the opening act around 7:30 p.m.
Other performers throughout the night will include Hip Hop & R&B star Kanye West and the beautiful Alicia Keys. Along with them will be music icons and ageless wonders Bon Jovi, Paul McCartney, and Billy Joel. Other artist such as Eric Clapton, Dave Grohl, Chris Martin, Roger Waters, and Eddie Vedder round out the individual performers. While bands like The Rolling Stones and The Who will undoubtedly please the audience.
/jmorris’d
Keeping old memes alive since 2006!
December 12th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
I quoted that from a Time article by the way. Forgot to link the article
December 12th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
like bon jovi should be on the same stage as many of those. i understand it’s a joisey thing, but cmon. those dudes are insufferable now and have been for awhile
love wanted dead or alive. saw them open for Ratt in like 85 in spokane. their prime hairspray years
December 12th, 2012 at 9:24 PM
The organizers expect more than 2 billion people to watch or listen to this concert. That/ 1/4 of the people on the planet, damn.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
He kept doing random duck faces while not singing. Fuck him.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:26 PM
If you can’t stream it online, i’d be very surprised if you couldn’t find it on the radio, especially if you are anywhere in the NorthEast
I’m in the Mid-Atlantic, and will make no effort to either stream or find on the radio.
//Tony Danza was just mentioned as a celebrity person answering phone calls.
I’d donate money if in return he shut the fuck up.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:27 PM
Imagine the stunt Kanye might pull with this platform, I’m expecting great things.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:27 PM
Clapton still sounding like he did in his “Unplugged” album. So good.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:28 PM
The organizers expect more than 2 billion people to watch or listen to this concert. That/ 1/4 of the people on the planet, damn.
And only 0.5% of the people in China.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
The crowd is all 40 something year old white people. I’ll be surprised if they know who Kanye is.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:29 PM
Whoopi can eat a bag of glass. What a worthless, doodoo headed bitch.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:30 PM
did any of you click through those twitpics of that girl who was defending some athlete earlier? the first pic looks good, but the rest of hers? ugh. some cellulite, a bruise
the town bike
December 12th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
I had no idea it was going on until some rumor today went out that Paul McCartney is fronting Nirvana tonight.
I’m in the same boat as you with not knowing. Here’s been my last week-week and a half. Hunting in the morning, take a nap, go to work, get up in the morning rinse and repeat. The entire Middle East could’ve been wiped off the map and it’d have been news to me. Welcome news at that.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
Imagine the stunt Kanye might pull with this platform, I’m expecting great things.
kim convinces him to bring her and her ass onstage.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
She was quality in The Lion King.
/all I got
December 12th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
Imagine the stunt Kanye might pull with this platform, I’m expecting great things.
obama don’t care about white folks
December 12th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
Does it look like Clapton enjoys playing gigs? He tours all the time and is doing this show so he must get enjoyment out of it but not show it. I thought the same thing when I saw him live – at the time I figured he just didn’t like Pittsburgh.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:35 PM
I hope Clapton refrains from “Tears in Heaven,” but its inevitable he plays it.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
McCartney can share that bag of glass with whoopi. He just… Sucks. Badly.
Clapton is greatness though.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
kim convinces him to bring her and her ass onstage.
Kim’s ass is the stage, and I’m sure many shows have been played on..I mean in..that stage.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:36 PM
Clapton always looks like he doesn’t want to be there even when he was younger, then he goes out and kills. He looks so effortless when playing a guitar, dude is a magician.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:37 PM
Instead of performing he should just go stream of consciousness for his entire set time, I think we’d all be better for it.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:38 PM
Does it look like Clapton enjoys playing gigs? He tours all the time and is doing this show so he must get enjoyment out of it but not show it. I thought the same thing when I saw him live – at the time I figured he just didn’t like Pittsburgh.
his just one night album is solid. i saw him in chicago in the late80s/early 90s and robert cray on his strong persuader tour opened. we had seats above and behind the stage, but we could watch clapton;s drummer beta the hell out of the set. his name?
phil collins, in the midst of his shitty but lucrative ballad phase. it was cool to see this worldwide megamillionaire banging away in a white tshirt, anonymous to most until clapton introduced the band
December 12th, 2012 at 9:39 PM
Kim’s ass is the stage, and I’m sure many shows have been played on..I mean in..that stage.
I’ve heard the acoustics in there are excellent.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:40 PM
I wish Phil Collins was playing later instead of Chris Martin.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:42 PM
Shhh, that’s something no one wants to hear.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:42 PM
So far (I missed the open) gotta go:
Clapton
Waters
Bon Jovi
Sandler
December 12th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
I wish Phil Collins was playing later instead of Chris Martin.
couldn’t agree more, but the cross-generational appeal was probably a factor. There is nobody who isn’t already watching this that would tune in just for Phil. Don’t think thats true with Martin.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:44 PM
You forgot Bruce in there. On par with Bon Jovi on my list (aka BAD). Vedder was pretty good, he’ll have his own solo set too I think.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:48 PM
I think all these stars coming out begging for our money is bullshit. They’re the ones with millions. And that old guy trying to get you to “adopt” a child from a third world country? You’re already standing right next to him/her, why don’t you give them a fuckin sandwich?
December 12th, 2012 at 9:49 PM
The Rolling Stones are walking skeletons.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:49 PM
I hope Clapton refrains from “Tears in Heaven,” but its inevitable he plays it.
it would be weird because that’s so personal. sure, storm damage and deaths are sad, but that’s about his kid
December 12th, 2012 at 9:50 PM
AHHHHHHHHH HD MICK JAGGER BROKE MY TV
December 12th, 2012 at 9:51 PM
Yeah, just seemed all the other acts were playing their cliche songs. Glad he didn’t. Crossroads was always one of my favorites.
December 12th, 2012 at 9:55 PM
i saw him in chicago in the late80s/early 90s and robert cray on his strong persuader tour opened.
looks like that was 87
December 12th, 2012 at 9:59 PM
I think all these stars coming out begging for our money is bullshit. They’re the ones with millions. And that old guy trying to get you to “adopt” a child from a third world country? You’re already standing right next to him/her, why don’t you give them a fuckin sandwich?
Its especially awkward when wealthy communities are destroyed in a disaster like this. Help the firefighters and policmen of Seaside Heights? Without question. Help some of my friend’s parents rebuild their second homes on the jersey shore? That’s a bit tougher to swallow.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:01 PM
How did Roger Waters get to play 5 songs and Clapton gets 3 and The Rolling Stones get 2?
December 12th, 2012 at 10:04 PM
Had to save time for Diddy……………..
December 12th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Olivia Wilde CAN. GET. IT.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:06 PM
The Rolling Stones get 2 many
Fixed for overratedness.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:08 PM
why couldn’t diddy just reprise his role in “Get him to the Greek”
December 12th, 2012 at 10:13 PM
These celebrity introductions for the acts have been pointless. Just play some more songs instead of making corny jokes.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:17 PM
Can you believe this broad is married to a guy called Swiss Beatz? How does this happen?
December 12th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
easy there, stroker ace
December 12th, 2012 at 10:19 PM
Can you believe this broad is married to a guy called Swiss Beatz? How does this happen?
well, first, there’s an engagement. then a marriage license. maybe a prenup. then, some kind of ceremony depending on your religion and voila!
you walk the dinosaur
/expects gales of laughter
//i’m no spence
December 12th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
Nice. Ms. Wilde is now comfortably in my top 5. She’s just stunning.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:24 PM
(rural suburb with big lots, no city regulations, and I can burn when I want and piss off the back porch without my wife getting mad at me that the neighbors might see.)
Nothing beats a good outdoor piss. Now live in a house with woods in the back, old people in house to left have the garage on that side and no windows, and house to right has some woods blocking. Me and the dog always take a look at the stars at night.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:26 PM
Donnie is way out of his element.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:27 PM
Sitting down to watch this old white guy concert everyone has been talking about on Twitter.
/hey, why are these old guys playing the CSI song?
December 12th, 2012 at 10:29 PM
Who the FUCK are you?
December 12th, 2012 at 10:30 PM
Billy Crystal is the fucking worst
December 12th, 2012 at 10:30 PM
Can you believe this broad is married to a guy called Swiss Beatz? How does this happen?
He’s a producer who is heavy in the NYC rap game. My guess would be they met when he was producing a song and she was singing the hook. Also, he’s not swiss.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:31 PM
Goodell wants to add 2-4 more playoff teams?
Is there anything this guy does that is actually a good idea?
December 12th, 2012 at 10:36 PM
Is there anything this guy does that is actually a good idea?
Jane Skinner, his wife? for 45, she’s not bad.
/all I got
December 12th, 2012 at 10:37 PM
Add a few more and the Super Bowl can be held the Sunday of Final Four weekend.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:39 PM
The who is total dick.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:42 PM
Dave Grohl will be great whenever he finally gets on.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:43 PM
Goodell couldn’t come off as more of a smug prick during that press conference if he tried.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
Dave Grohl will be great whenever he finally gets on.
would much rather see him with QOTSA than 2/4 nirvana and chemical faced mccartney
December 12th, 2012 at 10:45 PM
Same here. 2 acre lot. Have neighbors 200 feet on either side. Thick woods separates both of them from me. 1000 acre farm field behind me and the area across the road in front of me is wooded and marshy and can’t be developed. No way in hell I’d ever move back to a subdivision.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:48 PM
Roger Daltrey sounds fucking terrible
December 12th, 2012 at 10:51 PM
Damn didn’t know that was the case. Would be awesome to see him up there with QOTSA and/or Foo Fighters. Saw this little nugget yesterday:
http://www2.gibson.com/News-Lifestyle/News/en-us/dave-grohl-queens-of-the-stone-age-1211-2012.aspx
December 12th, 2012 at 10:51 PM
But at least he has his looks right blue?
December 12th, 2012 at 10:53 PM
Cool kazzy. I still haven’t heard them crooked vultures
December 12th, 2012 at 10:54 PM
Me neither. How could it be bad though?
December 12th, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Grohl and homme are the dudes in music I’d most trade places with
December 12th, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Heh heh.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:55 PM
/Oz’d
December 12th, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Awesome gif!
http://cjzero.com/gifs/DaltreyHeroin.gif
December 12th, 2012 at 10:58 PM
Double OT mother fucker.
And yes fuck Whoopi too, must have missed her.
December 12th, 2012 at 10:59 PM
It is so sad to see Townsend & Daltrey get old. What’s Daltrey drinking out of that mug?
December 12th, 2012 at 11:01 PM
I love their damn music so much though. I can make believe that they still sound like its 1980.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:01 PM
“HAVE A FUCKIN BEER!” That saved the set.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:02 PM
A mixture of HGH and spray tan liquid
December 12th, 2012 at 11:02 PM
JOHNNY SAC IS THE FATTEST FUCK EVER NOW!
December 12th, 2012 at 11:03 PM
Paulie Walnuts up in this joint. Wish I had a cool nickname like Joey Pants.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:04 PM
I was thinking Metamucil or prune juice. You win.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:05 PM
Me and the dog always take a look at the stars at night. Lisk
Another bonus of the rural suburb… no streetlights. Stars and the moon and back in the day when rain came to Kansas, seeing lightning on the southwestern horizon.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:06 PM
What’s Daltrey drinking out of that mug?
A mixture of HGH and spray tan liquid
He looked like a fuzzy orange. I’m only watching this so I know what people are mocking tomorrow. I hate myself.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:11 PM
Wish I had a cool nickname like Joey Pants.
when the 5yo twin boy was a baby i thought he looked like an italian kid named dominic or nicky. his middle name is francis, honoring my dad’s middle name. and he was always smiling
thus, i nicknamed him Frankie YumYums
December 12th, 2012 at 11:13 PM
Woah Kanye rocking a leather skirt.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:14 PM
See. That’s what I mean. He can keep that all his life. Maybe even be a rapper with a moniker like that.
“I’m Frankie YumYums, in da place to be!” or somesuch.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:16 PM
The white middle age response to Kanye is pure gold
December 12th, 2012 at 11:16 PM
Tomorrow’s Roundup pic.
Over to you, J-Mac.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:17 PM
Last Call SROD…
December 12th, 2012 at 11:18 PM
Noooooooooooooooooooo…
Say it ain’t so, Ty.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:19 PM
Rap is so hard to translate well live. Not that I’m a big Kanye fan, but he makes some good beats. Jay-Z was the only rap show I ever left thinking “Man, that was tight.”
December 12th, 2012 at 11:21 PM
Woah Kanye rocking a leather skirt.
Tomorrow’s Roundup pic.
/Pulls out pen and paper
//Writes note to self
///Do not catch up on roundup tomorrow afternoon
December 12th, 2012 at 11:23 PM
The only time rap is good live is when the performer can sing as well. The balance between the vocals and the beat is always off, the artist’s voice is always worse, and the ambient noise turns it all into a blended clusterfuck of sound.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:24 PM
Dragic just hit a bucket with 0.5 seconds left. Sweet ball fake & teardrop over Gasol. Suns 82, Grizzlies 80. Dang.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:26 PM
The only time rap is good live is when the performer can sing as well. The balance between the vocals and the beat is always off, the artist’s voice is always worse, and the ambient noise turns it all into a blended clusterfuck of sound.
i bet there’s a lot of swearing too
December 12th, 2012 at 11:27 PM
The best example of that is Wu Tang’s live album. I love their studio shit, but that live album was hot garbage. Sounded like a bunch of dudes just yelling in a basement somewhere.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:30 PM
The Roots are the only relatively mainstream rap group who sound good live. Except when Jimmy Fallon is involved.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:32 PM
I’m going to see Jay-Z on NYE in Brookyln. Hoping he plays Reasonable Doubt straight through.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:33 PM
i bet there’s a lot of swearing too
Absolutely, that’s why I chose “clusterfuck” over “clusterfudge”
December 12th, 2012 at 11:34 PM
Kanye is usually pretty good live, but this is just a jumbled mess.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:34 PM
I’m going to see Jay-Z on NYE in Brookyln. Hoping he plays Reasonable Doubt straight through.
little did you realize this is tour he plays “Kingdom Come” straight through. I heard he was solid at Barclays to open the venue, he playing there again?
December 12th, 2012 at 11:37 PM
Yeah, with Coldplay, so he will play beach chair from that album for sure. Fuck, you just ruined it for me.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:39 PM
you should hit on beyonce kazzy
December 12th, 2012 at 11:39 PM
Tequila or Vodka to make it through the rest of this?
December 12th, 2012 at 11:39 PM
Yeah, with Coldplay,
wtf? i don’t think TH ruined it for you, i think mr. paltrow will
December 12th, 2012 at 11:40 PM
I will. Right in front of the gf too!
/I wish I had the balls
December 12th, 2012 at 11:40 PM
Tequila or Vodka to make it through the rest of this?
yes, and i’m not even watching
/got me a goose island mild winter
December 12th, 2012 at 11:41 PM
If that’s all you get from Kingdom Come, i’d consider it a success. If he does “Dig a Hole” or “44 Fours,” good luck.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:42 PM
I will. Right in front of the gf too!
/I wish I had the balls
for beyonce, your gf would let you. 1, if she ever thought about getting with a girl, beyonce is a good one to start with, or 2, she will snicker as you get beatdown by beyonce and /or her security
December 12th, 2012 at 11:42 PM
I just realized i’m a half hour behind cause i’m watching it on PBS? so, I shouldn’t stick around for Kanye and his leather shirt?
December 12th, 2012 at 11:42 PM
I keep telling myself it will be 95% Jigga man and 5% piano/sad sounds.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:44 PM
She probably would. We both have our “1″ that we could fuck if given the chance. She has Timberlake. I have Jessica Alba.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:47 PM
Skip ahead cause you’ll miss fat Billy Joel too.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:49 PM
Scarlett Johansson when she made The Island
/drops the mic, walks off stage
December 12th, 2012 at 11:52 PM
Skip ahead cause you’ll miss fat Billy Joel too.
took your advice, wow. He looks like a cross between Jim Cramer and Mike Hermantraut
December 12th, 2012 at 11:54 PM
Saw Elton/Billy play together in Philly a couple years ago. Never really big on Billy, but wow Elton is amazing.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:57 PM
I’ve seen them together. Talent meets talent. Awesome stuff.
Those two are true performers that can just be entertaining for hours on end without scripted music or an entourage to put together their music and performances for them.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:01 AM
It was really great when they both came out and played some songs together. The song I remember most was Rocketman. Just incredible. Elton blows Billy out of the water though IMO.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:02 AM
i’d pay to see selected songs of elton john live. not joel though. heard enough of it on the radio to last forever, elton;s too, but elton;s music is better
as long as he sticks to nothing newer than 1980, i’m good. he got all ballady and soundtracky. me pica este musica
December 13th, 2012 at 12:12 AM
The sun will be up by the time this is over.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:15 AM
God damnit if I have to listen to this fuck play acoustic guitar while I’m trippin on NYE……….
December 13th, 2012 at 12:40 AM
is Ted worth seeing? the teddy bear thing with wahlberg? of course my kids are seeing the promos and want to see it. i had to explain he wasn’t your regular cuddly toy
December 13th, 2012 at 12:41 AM
pretty good tblad tonight w/o the usual cast of tblad characters
December 13th, 2012 at 12:50 AM
i’ve been lurking for a while, just started commenting recently. Ted is family guy with Mark Walhberg and without the animation. Don’t think you want to take your kids unless they are older.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:51 AM
Really? It was like 4 guys. Oh, how our standards have fallen.
December 13th, 2012 at 12:51 AM
Someone tell Paul its Christmas not Valentine’s!
December 13th, 2012 at 12:55 AM
McCartney you fuckin suck. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 13th, 2012 at 12:58 AM
Really? It was like 4 guys. Oh, how our standards have fallen
Would you rather I make up a story about my crazy sister in law to entertain you?
/not saying Rollo was lying, just that that shit was entertaining as hell
December 13th, 2012 at 12:58 AM
Don’t think you want to take your kids unless they are older.
i knew that, i meant is it funny for adults?
hey ballz, go piss on someone else’s f1 track
December 13th, 2012 at 1:02 AM
Love seeing Grohl beat the shit out of some drums
December 13th, 2012 at 1:04 AM
Gf just called my phone from the bedroom trying to get me to turn the music down. Sorry, no can do! #doghouse
December 13th, 2012 at 1:05 AM
Oh, so you are going, just trying to talk the kids out of it? Yea, its funny for adults. I find Mark Wahlberg especially hilarious in comedic roles like Ted and I Heart Huckebees, so that was an added bonus.
December 13th, 2012 at 1:07 AM
mo williams with a nice buzzer beating 3 with danny green up in his face to beat the spurs.
December 13th, 2012 at 1:15 AM
Just fuck me with a 20 foot dildo. Alicia Keys closes it out?
December 13th, 2012 at 1:16 AM
Oh, so you are going, just trying to talk the kids out of it?
we could get it on demand through comcast so i wondered if it was worth ordering.
#doghouse
enjoy
December 13th, 2012 at 1:20 AM
they asked those seaside heights policeman if billy and elton should come back out, and they were like, naw, give us Alicia with the pixie haircut!
December 13th, 2012 at 1:20 AM
/mutes Alicia Keys
//plugs computer into surround sound
///dances around room
////pukes all over room from too many vodka/sodas
December 13th, 2012 at 1:25 AM
////pukes all over room from too many vodka/sodas
NOW you;re in the doghouse
December 13th, 2012 at 1:29 AM
should be puking bourbon when you’re dancing to hank williams. vodka/soda just doesn’t seem right.
December 13th, 2012 at 1:32 AM
no bourbon in my house. I know I;m fucked up when I want to chain smoke cigs.
/coughs up a lung
December 13th, 2012 at 1:34 AM
Those super models still taking calls for donations? Ayyyyyyyyye
December 13th, 2012 at 1:37 AM
Nah, but Whoopi is.
December 13th, 2012 at 1:39 AM
Nah, but Whoopi is.
ted danson was on top of the world back when he was tapping that…wtf was he thinking?
December 13th, 2012 at 1:39 AM
Yo you been killin my dreams this whole night! I still might hit Whoopi right now,,,,,,,
December 13th, 2012 at 1:40 AM
,,,,,,,
comma chameleon
December 13th, 2012 at 1:41 AM
Well bedroom door is LOCKED. looked like I;m stuck out here.
December 13th, 2012 at 1:44 AM
Ted Danson and whoopi? that can’t be true. blame it on the…mushrooms? Or maybe he was just trying to help out his boy Larry David, whose got a thing for the dark meat.
December 13th, 2012 at 1:51 AM
Yo you been killin my dreams this whole night! I still might hit Whoopi right now,,,,,,,
Ha, I hear Whoopi loves the Jigga Man
December 13th, 2012 at 2:00 AM
I owe you a song roastbeef. Here is one I saw on facebook about long live the 90s. enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pav2f4b-1ZE&feature=share
December 13th, 2012 at 2:03 AM
Shit TH that song is alright, I bet that is Whoopi’s favorite. Ain’t got nothin on Feelin It/D’Evils/22 Two’s though
“She said the taste of dollas was shitty so I fed her fifties!”