Alfred Morris Asked Santa What He Wants For Christmas, is Least-Selfish Person Ever
In the 6th round, with the 173rd overall pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, the Washington Redskins selected Alfred Morris, a running back from Florida Atlantic. Through 13 games, Morris has rushed for 1228 yards and seven touchdowns at a 4.9 yard-per-carry clip. To say the Redskins got more than they expected out of Morris would be an understatement. Morris is 4th in the NFL in rushing.
He is also humble. Morris still sleeps on the couch when he goes home and drives the same 1991 Mazda 626 he drove in college. He recently did an AMA (ask me anything) on Reddit and became even more of a folk hero by accepting the challenge of a “horse sized Clay Matthews.” During a recent Redskins’ community event Morris, Fred Davis and Logan Paulsen wrote letters to Santa. While Davis and Paulsen asked for world peace and toys, Morris asked Santa what he wanted for Christmas. From DC Sports Bog:
Dear Santa,
I’m writing not to ask for a gift, but to ask you what you want for Christmas? You give every year and it’s your turn to receive, because it’s not always about receiving.
Sincerely,
Alfred Morris
Afred Morris is not a real person. He is an ad campaign for the Most Considerate Man in the World. He is a meme – he is Good Guy Greg in shoulder pads, blocking for RGIII – sent here to show us what Tebow would be like with more talent and less hype and pretense. [DC Sports Bog]

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December 12th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
imma feel bad for this dude when phil taylor sits on his face on sunday.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Good Guy Greg > Good Guy Alfred Morris
December 12th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Mazda? Anyone here remember when this site had no reliable contributors and TBL wrecked his “Mazada” and we didnt have posts for a while? That was a great time.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
JMac, who’d you dump your Mazada on? Random college kid?
December 12th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
I actually posted something on Reddit last week. It got 3 upvotes. I was pleased.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
imma feel bad for this dude when phil taylor sits on his face on sunday.
browns are one of my fantasy Ds. i believe in the browns
December 12th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
If anyone talks bad about Alfred Morris, I’m goin in ya mouth.
/Poindexter’d
//yesterday’d
///new meme’d?
December 12th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
’tis the season to be Coop.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Anyone here remember when this site had no reliable contributors and TBL wrecked his “Mazada” and we didnt have posts for a while? That was a great time.
Yep. He posted about some old lady t-boning him. He was out of commission for a couple hours.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Yep. He posted about some old lady t-boning him. He was out of commission for a couple hours.
I thought it was a Volvo and that was in HS.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
since we’re talking mazda’s, one of the funniest moments from HS was in our communications class where we had to make commercials. one group was doing a used-car one and using cars in the parking lot as props…so this one fucking moron kid, dead seriously, says “and here we have a beautiful mazda pro-teeege” after looking back at the car to read “protege” a second time.
god damn that kid was a fucking idiot, but ever since then, i can’t say protege the correct way.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
/RIP Mazada
December 12th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
damn. I should refresh more often.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
BUTHOWMANYGAMESHASALFREDMORRISWONSINGLEHANDIDLYINCLUDINGTHEPLAYOFFSAGAINSTTHESTEELERSTHATONETIME!?!?!?!?
/breathes through mouth
December 12th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
“and here we have a beautiful mazda pro-teeege”
What an idiot.
/Brags about my sweet Pontiac GOOOLE, I mean my Pontiac 6000 LE
December 12th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
I’m pretty tempted to try to get some free tickets and go watch the Browns-Skins game this week.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
47* sunday…that’s golf weather. looks like the dvr’s getting a workout one more week.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
If anyone talks bad about Alfred Morris, I’m goin in ya mouth.
/Poindexter’d
//yesterday’d
///new meme’d?
I’ll declare it to be so on my Pinterest page.
December 12th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
/Brags about my sweet Pontiac GOOOLE, I mean my Pontiac 6000 LE
reminds me of 8,9yo me saying grand pricks in a parking lot. mom said don’t say that
December 12th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
I had a shot at two free tickets to the MNF Jets @ Titans coming up. I passed.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
He had to get a ride to practice last week cause that piece of shit broke down.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Better than 50 duck-sized Clay Matthewses?
December 12th, 2012 at 12:29 PM
Just a heads up…Poindexter was quoting Stephen Jackson.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Good thing he upgraded to that imaginary Porsche.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Browns vs. Redskins, the battle of Pensacola rookie RBs. Hooray for the City of Five Flags!
December 12th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Just a heads up…Poindexter was quoting Stephen Jackson.
That doesn’t make it any less awkward.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Pensacola
joan osborne’s best
December 12th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
I just want the meme to have a proper birth…it’s needs to be credited to the proper parent.
Poindexter was a joke maker helping deliver while you are trying to yank a meme out of Poindexter’s anus.
December 12th, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Poindexter was a joke maker helping deliver while you are trying to yank a meme out of Poindexter’s anus.
I don’t force the funny, I let it happen naturally.