Tiki Barber Will Be Nice to You After You Literally Shit On Him

All, Former Athletes Ty Duffy December 11th. 2012, 10:04am

Tiki Barber went on Howard Stern this morning. He said the following: ”If someone literally shits on me, I’ll still be nice to them.” Either he literally does not understand what literally means, or he’s down with some abnormal bedroom activity.

The former running back also offered some sage parenting advice: ”It’s hard to mess up kids. As long as you don’t beat them, they’ll turn out OK.”

It’s startling how this man has struggled finding a media outlet where he can share his opinions on a multitude of topics.

[HT to @JimmyTraina]

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31 Responses to “Tiki Barber Will Be Nice to You After You Literally Shit On Him”

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KC Resident Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
It’s startling how this man has struggled finding a media outlet where he can share his opinions on a multitude of topics.
He’s doing a live chat on Deadspin today. The dude is desperate and broke.
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Chelsea Chris Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
If someone literally shits on me, I’ll still be nice to them.
It’s hard to mess up kids. As long as you don’t beat them, they’ll turn out OK.
Sounds like that is two MORE fumbles for Tiki.
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KC Resident Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
It’s hard to mess up kids. As long as you don’t beat them, they’ll turn out OK.
That’s got to be one of the dumbest fucking things I’ve read this week. Granted, it is only Tuesday morning, but it would probably have to take me reading youtube comments to top that.
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MP III Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
i am shocked he has not found work as an extra for any new dinosaur related shows. you know, because he looks exactly like an allosaurus.
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Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
LOVE that his life is falling apart. He must fist himself at the reality that Strahan took all the jobs he retired early for.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Tiki Barber went on Howard Stern this morning. He said the following: ”If someone literally shits on me, I’ll still be nice to them.” Either he literally does not understand what literally means, or he’s down with some abnormal bedroom activity.
Ironic, considering the author. Me pointing out Duffy’s abuse of ‘literally’ is what got me blocked on twitter by him.
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arkbadger Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
It’s hard to mess up kids. As long as you don’t beat them, they’ll turn out OK.
/scribbles in parenting notebook
//hat tip to you Tiki, thanks!
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GloriousMullet Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
because he looks exactly like an allosaurus
/Wiki’s allosaurus
//enters Wiki wormhole
///all productivity lost
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reggie_dunlap Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
I read his agent is teprying to get him a minor role on Jurassic Park 5 as a dinosaur fed to a T-Rex.
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Human Vacuum Cleaner Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
”If someone literally shits on me, I’ll still be nice to them.”
Didn’t he do this to his wife?
/not sure what is worse, literally shitting on someone or leaving your 7(?) months pregnant wife
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Big East: Jordan Todman (Connecticut) He literally carried the Huskies to a BCS Bowl berth. – Ty Duffy
That’s the line that got Duffy to tell me to go fuck myself.
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YYSA Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
/not sure what is worse, literally shitting on someone or leaving your 7(?) months pregnant wife
Whats really worse is stopping by someones place unannounced and then shitting in their toilet.
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KC Resident Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Ironic, considering the author. Me pointing out Duffy’s abuse of ‘literally’ is what got me blocked on twitter by him.
Ha.
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
He must fist himself at the reality that Strahan took all the jobs he retired early for.
oh, I hadn’t thought of that before, but you’re exactly right. that’s funny.
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Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Ironic, considering the author. Me pointing out Duffy’s abuse of ‘literally’ is what got me blocked on twitter by him.
So you’re saying writers of this site have thin skin?
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Clayton Cargill Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
”If someone literally shits on me, I’ll still be nice to them.”
the harsh realities of buttsecks
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dontnomuch Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
The real question: why did Stern have this loser on his show??
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Nada Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
If someone literally shits on me, I’ll still be nice to them
Did not know that Tiki was German by heritage.
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Jason McIntyre Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
fwiw, yesterday was the biggest day in site history (by far, actually) and we picked up it looks like a dozen new commenters. be nice to them.
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Nada Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
fwiw, yesterday was the biggest day in site history
Any theories on what drove the traffic?
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Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Any theories on what drove the traffic?
Free parking
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Any theories on what drove the traffic?
NBA, ratings, and a kinda blind but not really blind item on a Cuse player. TRAFFIC GOLD!
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KC Resident Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Any theories on what drove the traffic?
I can’t remember which, but that one post was on top for like a hour and a half. I suppose it created a twitter stampede to this site.
/can’t for the life of me remember which post that was.
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HtownHacker Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
/can’t for the life of me remember which post that was.
Manziel’s girlfriend.
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njensen79 Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
wiw, yesterday was the biggest day in site history (by far, actually) and we picked up it looks like a dozen new commenters. be nice to them.
When that detective hat goes on, this site knows no limits!
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KC Resident Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
/can’t for the life of me remember which post that was.
Manziel’s girlfriend.
Yep. That was it. It was sourced from probably the worst blog post ever written and published. Good lord there were a ton of wrongness with it.
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Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Manziel’s girlfriend.
Yes that created a firestorm which Yahoo and shit Barstool Sports jumped on as well later on
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KC Resident Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Manziel’s girlfriend.
Oh, and I meant to tell TBL this… it was brought up this morning on the 610 morning show and the guy acted like he found the picture himself. It is on his Facebook page. He said that about 20 times in two minutes.
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ButtersBC Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Johnny Football’s girlfriend was posted less than 20 minutes after Handshakes and was up for over an hour at the top…poor Lisk
/Refreshes thread
//Yahoo Finance!
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arkbadger Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
shit Barstool Sports
for everything that site offers in terms of hot chicks and boobs, they completely lose it with awful posts/writing and terribly racist and unfunny commenters.
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Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
December 11th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
for everything that site offers in terms of hot chicks and boobs, they completely lose it with awful posts/writing and terribly racist and unfunny commenters.
Portnoy is the definition of douchebag. The commenters there are Boston’s worst and the shitheads who you would run into at Fanneuil Hall