Pete Rose & Playboy Model Fiancée Kiana Kim Have a Reality Show Debuting in January
All, Baseball, Gambling, Television, WAG December 11th. 2012, 4:20pm
Pete Rose is engaged to Kiana Kim, who has posed nude for Playboy.com. I know what you’re thinking. Rose will be 72 in April and he is old enough to be her father – and parts of her’s grandfather. Well, you’re not the only one. From the Philly Enquirer:
A TLC announcement says the couple are happily engaged, but that their families each have reservations about their upcoming nuptials.
To make things more complicated, they live in separate cities. Kim lives in Los Angeles with her two children and Charlie Hustle lives in Las Vegas.
The show will debut on TLC on January 14th at 10pm. It is sure to be the latest in high-brow quality programming from TLC.
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December 11th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Does TLC still stand for “The Learning Channel” or since they gave up that mission in favor of rot like this do the letters just exist like with AMC?
December 11th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Over/under on number of months married is set at 10.
/Pete took the under
December 11th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
I’d hit it
December 11th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
I had no idea Tim Ryan’s schoolgirl was so stacked. Oh, that’s Pete Rose? Sorry, I was just going off the picture, didn’t read the headline.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
The odd thing here is that I thought he was pretty much broke.
Well – I guess it’s not odd – she gets to be on TV. Gotta start somewhere. I guess it’s win/win.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Does TLC still stand for “The Learning Channel” or since they gave up that mission in favor of rot like this do the letters just exist like with AMC?
I’m pretty sure it’s just the letters now. Even they realize that continuing to call themsevles “The Learning Channel” would be utterly insulting to anyone who respects the progression of human knowledge.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Wow, that is complicated.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Yes, Yes.
/nickp
December 11th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Yet another reason women can’t be taken seriously.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Yes, Yes.
/nickp
Old school reference, Rex.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
Pete has not aged well
December 11th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
“Hits and Mrs.”
December 11th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Those shoes, that suit….no.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
I dont think that qualifies as “Playboy Model,” at least by traditional standards. And shes fugly.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
The second yes was said with some hesitancy, but he would absolutely
bang the shit out ofmake love to the one on the left.December 11th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
More specifically – he lives at an autograph table inside of Caesar’s.
/have never walked by that sports store and not seen him there charging for autographs
December 11th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
so just about all new tv programming is crap. got it.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
Awesome fake yabbers
December 11th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
That makes two of them.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
/begins slow clap
December 11th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
This
December 11th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
That suit is actually pretty good for Pete Rose. He doesn’t look like a lesbian.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Hit King has got white socks and a wifebeater on under that suit. There is no doubt.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
How is this not a TBS comedy starring Tyler Perry about a henpecked hitman?
December 11th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Whattaya want from the guy? He’s freaking 72, and taking that to poundtown (when complicated travel schedules permit). I’d say he’s aging pretty well. Talk bad about Charlie Hustle again, and I’m goin in ya mouth.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Walked by a sports shop in the area connecting Mandalay and Luxor last year and Gayle Sayers was there….he didn’t have a sign up that he was charging, and it would have been cool to meet him, but I wasn’t about to go up and ask. I would have felt weird walking away when they said he was.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Talk bad about Charlie Hustle again, and I’m goin in ya mouth.
You use this as dirty talk during sex don’t you.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
I saw Pete pulled over on I75 in Cincy once. He was leaning against the back of his Testarossa and waving as people honked. Legend.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
I always expect him to dress in garish pinstriped suits and fedoras. Like a latter-day Frank Nitti.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
Pete Rose peaked at Wrestlemania 14.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
WHy is Playboy still a thing? You know, with the abundance of free smut on the interwebs and all.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Coop?
December 11th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
their upcoming nuptials.
I always thought the word nuptials sounded like another name for one’s private parts.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Finally stopped renewing my subscription just recently. Nothing special about the hoouers in there anymore, and the articles are very blah. I’ve been a subscriber for about 10 years. The brand likely lives on after Hugh, but I’m not sure the magazine does.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
I hate praising Duffy for anything but that was an outstanding comment.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
I would love to color on Kiana’s assets
December 11th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
Are you old?
December 11th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
Kiana Tom >>>>>> Kiana Kim
December 11th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
Just turned 31. Wife and I always liked to read the magazine. Boobies were just an added bonus.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Did you mail them a letter or use AOL to get online and let them know?
December 11th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
and MTV.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Not sure if you’re referring to me or not, but you did include my quote. Yes, I’m 72.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Not one of you fuckers has a magazine subscription of any kind? You take your phones to the toilet every time you take a dump?
And it was CompuServe, ass.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:43 PM
This was after Pete turned down “Hustle and Hussie” and “Pete Rose: Kiana’s bettor half”
December 11th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
I rescind my slow clap initiation, Mr. Duffy. I thought you made that bit of awesome cheese up.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
No.
Yes, sometimes even a tablet.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
new Man of Steel trailer
December 11th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
It doesn’t stand for ‘Merican teen voyeurism?
December 11th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
Not one of you fuckers has a magazine subscription of any kind? You take your phones to the toilet every time you take a dump?
I’m an off and on National Geographic subscriber. And yes I take my phone to the shitter with me. Sometimes I even comment on here in the process. Not right now though.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
/OT
The station I am listening to is playing “Walk the Dinosaur”
December 11th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
iPhone to the shitter is a pro move 49erfan. Get with it.
/team peacoat
December 11th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
I do too….but….
Did we finally get a mobile site?
December 11th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
You can use a phone to get on the internet? Where do I plug the telephone wire into? Whats a mobile site?
/TBL
//and apparently jck49er
December 11th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
I like to tweet on the shitter.
I have no vendetta against the peacoat. I just don’t own one.
My only vendetta against jackets/coats are when people don’t wear the shoes to match. Buddy at work has a black coat with brown shoes today. No me gusta.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
Those are real, right?
December 11th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
My only vendetta against jackets/coats are when people don’t wear the shoes to match. Buddy at work has a black coat with brown shoes today. No me gusta.
Shoes are supposed to match the belt. I’m not familiar with there being a rule that they have to match the coat.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Agreed. What a fraud.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
I only use my phone to make calls
December 11th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
I think they should all go together.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
I remember the good old days in college when my roommate had to lug his laptop into the can if he wanted to read in there. The best was his laptop always had to plugged in, so you’d know he was in there with it, when the cord would be hanging out the door.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Since when does a coat and shoes have to match? I thought as long as my shoes and belt matcheed, I was golden. Son of a bitch.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Def have my Men’s Journal and GQ in the throne room.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
Not sure that it’s an “official” rule. Just a pet peeve of mine.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
/TEAM PEACOAT
//49erfan is team Members Only
December 11th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
I can assure you he was not reading.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
Do sneakers ever match a belt or a coat?
/crosses fingers
December 11th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
Not sure that it’s an “official” rule. Just a pet peeve of mine.
Epic nitpicking.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
Prodigy was the best back in the day. 5600 baud modem. Kids these days have it so easy. Determination is waiting half an hour for a grainy pixelated topless photo to download.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
Perhaps he was reading erotic Herman’s Head fan fiction to achieve those means
December 11th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Not to mention having to create boot disks for video games to play.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
It’s a very generic, uninspired look.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
If you’re wearing gym shoes, you’re probably not exposing your belt, so it won’t matter. And if you’re tucking your t-shirt in to your jeans with gym shoes, you’re gonna get hit.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
Kiana Tom is a Hall of Fame member of my spank bank, but I’m not sure I’d undersell Kiana Kim.
Those bolt ons on Kiana Kim are just tremendous.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
It usually coincided with a new bottle of lotion showing up, but I never put two and two together before.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
That’s kind of my thing with it too. It’s a very basic coat. I like a little more of a trendy look.
December 11th, 2012 at 4:59 PM
That’s what they fanny pack is for. To cover up the belt.
/tightens fanny pack
//unzips fanny pack pulls out chapstick
December 11th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
If they decide to make a sex tape, for our sakes, I hope Pete has the courtesy to use a pinch hitter…
December 11th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
Hey now, slow your roll. I cut my teeth on 1200, 5600 was amazing. You had to plan porn time out 30 min in advance just to get several pictures.
/team WebCrawler or Excite
December 11th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
It’s a very generic, uninspired look.
I think it’s a class look, which is why it never gets old or outdated.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
What if I’m tucking a nice polo into good jeans with respectable (non-fluorescent) sneakers?
December 11th, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Also true. The peacoat will be around forever.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
What if I’m tucking a nice polo into good jeans with respectable (non-fluorescent) sneakers?
Acceptable. I don’t wear polos that often but I do this with nice button down shirts all the time. It also helps if the sneakers are decently clean.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
It means your Jerry Seinfeld and it’s 1996
December 11th, 2012 at 5:05 PM
I think you should avoid gym shoes with anything but a t-shirt, really. Invest in a nice pair of casual brown and black/gray shoes that you can wear with a polo instead of your gym shoes. They don’t have to be expesnive either. Plently of brands out there like Skechers for an afforable cost.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
If it’s not a rule, it should be.
/assumes the rest of you look homeless
December 11th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
Yeah, jck, you’re just a little too metro for my taste.
/no coop
December 11th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
Ohhh Yeardley Smith
In that case, Hernia will quote you for decades.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
Those bolt ons on Kiana Kim are just tremendous.
Not a fan.
/Team medium perky bewbs
December 11th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
/assumes the rest of you look homeless
If Taguchi were around you’d be partially correct.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
I have done that a lot, but blew threw my last pair of that description really quickly. I walk a shitload and sneakers just last longer. I’ll get a new pair, promise.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:07 PM
UNACCEPTABLE. The only time you tuck a polo in is on the golf course. You never tuck anything in when wearing jeans. Hasn’t this been discussed at least a half dozen times?
December 11th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
If you’re walking more than 6 miles, we might make an exception.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
I can’t bring myself to ever wear sneakers other than when I’m wearing shorts.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
Sure, but a little too safe as well.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
Who tucks in a polo? Yikes.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
Dudes with V-shaped backs. Duh.
/yeah, I said it
//draws line in the snow
///steps away from line in the snow
December 11th, 2012 at 5:11 PM
Everyone who has ever had a real job, blogger.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:12 PM
UNACCEPTABLE. The only time you tuck a polo in is on the golf course. You never tuck anything in when wearing jeans. Hasn’t this been discussed at least a half dozen times?
It may not work for you, but the point of personal style is that you find what does. Fit, appearance and how that matches up with how you present yourself in other ways to the world is personal style. Asserting that one style choice over another is wrong without reference to the person itself misses the point entirely.
Therese are the basic rules of style everyone must follow: match belt to shoes, a knotted tie should go now lower then the middle of your belt buckle, make sure things fit correctly, make sure clothes are clean and have no wrinkles. And never wear suspenders with a belt. Beyond that, it’s up to the individual.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
I have a full time job as well, homie. No tuck.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
Sure, but a little too safe as well.
I don’t do flashy. I do classic, somewhat conservative. But that’s what works for me.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
//draws line in the snow
///steps away from line in the snow
December 11th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Hardest working man at TBL?
December 11th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
I have a full time job as well, homie. No tuck.
Do you work in IT? The only people in my building who wear polos and don’t tuck them in are the IT guys. And they are usually fat.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
False. Tucking into jeans is ridiculous.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
reggie, I was counting on someone getting it. Nicely done.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
False. Tucking into jeans is ridiculous.
You simply could not be more wrong here you goatee wearing hipster.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
Which is why I never leave the house in anything but parachute pants and a Mars Blackmon Jordan t-shirt.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
i only tuck in a polo at church
December 11th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
source: Pinterest
December 11th, 2012 at 5:16 PM
Which is why I never leave the house in anything but parachute pants and a Mars Blackmon Jordan t-shirt.
Naturally.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
Tucking a polo? Good god man, live a little.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
Nah, brah. But I’m also wearing jeans and these sneakers. Makes all the difference in the world: http://cdna.lystit.com/photos/2012/04/17/puma-whiteblack-puma-mens-roma-basic-laceup-fashion-sneaker-product-1-3281800-183624396_large_flex.jpeg
December 11th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
Hairdresser?
December 11th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Also false. I’m doing it right now.
/Hernia
December 11th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
I, for one, am glad to learn Hernia has a job.
Question: Do people at work know you also do this?
December 11th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
I dont think that qualifies as “Playboy Model,” at least by traditional standards. And shes fugly.
fucking Coop
December 11th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
Detective McTibble will figure out who did it!!
Man whore? If so, I can understand not tucking in. Just takes more time to get the business done.
/no coop
December 11th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
Kramer’d
December 11th, 2012 at 5:21 PM
Too soccer-y
December 11th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
Babar, I misunderstood. And no, they don’t.
/double agent
December 11th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
The curtain gets pulled back a little further. I’m curious if the bloggers have ever met in person
December 11th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
So you got old man Leland busting your hump when all you have in your brief case is crackers? Or you work out of your at-home Kramerica offices which may or may not contain a chicken?
December 11th, 2012 at 5:23 PM
Oh got it…good work.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:24 PM
Of course. Although I haven’t seen Stephen and Ty since I fed them shots of Jameson.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
Of course. Although I haven’t seen Stephen and Ty since I fed them shots of Jameson.
I imagine things got a little weird at that office party.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
Public Enemy inducted into Rock & Roll HOF
/sorry to interrupt fashion debate
December 11th, 2012 at 5:26 PM
Annual TBL pub crawl through Brooklyn?
/Only half-kidding
//Would totally make the trip from CT to attend
///This may be the greatest idea of my life
December 11th, 2012 at 5:27 PM
/fires up photoshop
December 11th, 2012 at 5:28 PM
Have 17″ of snow here to piss my name in SROD.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:28 PM
That’s actually not a bad idea since three of us are in New York. The city would probably be easier.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:31 PM
Might as well call it Cleveland’s Hall of Fame of Musiic.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:31 PM
For a bunch of dudes, y’all sure have some strong opinions on clothes. I have heard conversations like this involving my mom and wife and sister. Maybe I should introduce y’all?
December 11th, 2012 at 5:31 PM
I go both tucked and untucked depending on my mood. Untucked tends to make me look fat, so I’m not thrilled with the look.
But I never ever wear sneakers with jeans. I find that too “Jerry Seinfeld”-ish.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
Will she take the name “Mrs. Hustle” after their marriage? Because that would tie in neatly with her profession.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
I’m only showing up if MikeNYC is there assuming he hasn’t moved into a fallout shelter at this point
December 11th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
For a bunch of dudes, y’all sure have some strong opinions on clothes. I have heard conversations like this involving my mom and wife and sister. Maybe I should introduce y’all?
Are they hot?
December 11th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
“Are they hot?”
Good point. Definitely out of y’all’s league.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
Hernia, you’re my boy and all, but you’re all kinds of wrong about the peacoat. Peacoat is all class homie. As far as tucking shirts into jeans, it’s very acceptable. Jeans, boots, and tucked in polo is Alabama fresh.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:34 PM
While the R&RHoF is a massive joke, anything that gets PE more dap for being PE is A-OK.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
that was about when the TBL Chicago trip went downhill as well.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:36 PM
didn’t you mean Are they thick?
December 11th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
I don’t dislike the pea coat, it’s just a little too common and a little too plain.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:37 PM
Also: Powers > Jameson.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:38 PM
didn’t you mean Are they thick?
I don’t think it matters, they are apparently out of my league regardless. Good thing I’m already married.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:38 PM
Also: Powers > Jameson.
And Bushmills is better than both.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:39 PM
I’m with ms and coop on tucking in. If you can pull it off and not look like a nerd, go for it. Some things actually look better that way. Untucked can and does make you look like a slop tart at times. I imagine Hernia’s belly hanging out from under his short, untucked polo.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Could not agree more. Hef yelled at me for saying that one time but he was wrong and dumb.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:40 PM
I have a full time job as well, homie. No tuck.
Doesn’t Starabucks have a uniform or something, though?
December 11th, 2012 at 5:41 PM
The HS I went to was a military school and we had gray West Point-like uni’s. I still wear the peacoat today, but only when it’s bitterly cold.
I also still have the long calf-length overcoat from the same uniform. Makes a great halloween costume: Confederate Officer*
/*Now that’s Alabama fresh
December 11th, 2012 at 5:41 PM
… Of course I meant that, uh, you totally, um, work at an off-brand coffee house. In Brooklyn. And you are fat… and bald
December 11th, 2012 at 5:41 PM
substitute the polo with a pearl snap and throw in a belt buckle and you are high styling my friend.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
Oh and polo with nice slacks (non-pleated) (tips hat to Hernia) looks great. I essentially wear golf like apparel everyday. And tennis shoes with jeans not acceptable? Erroneous. There are sub rules to the rules
December 11th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
ZiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingUzi.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:43 PM
Whoa. We only got about 3″ Saturday night, and that was enough for me.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
Good thing I’m already married.
Don’t let that condom break, bro.
/that guy whose name I don’t know from thread I don’t remember’d
December 11th, 2012 at 5:44 PM
So much discussion of tucking in here, you’d think this was the transgender hoops player post.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:46 PM
Exactly, I’ve got some polo’s short enough to go untucked and not look frumpy, but others that make you look sloppy if you dont tuck.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:47 PM
Don’t let that condom break, bro.
/that guy whose name I don’t know from thread I don’t remember’d
That was rockchalk…something. I tried to meme that earlier today but it didn’t stick.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:49 PM
Bushmills is awful Protestant garbage. Anyone who drinks it also gets angry about the war on christmas and has posted that Ben Stein Christmas tree bullshit on Facebook.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:50 PM
I go both tucked and untucked depending on my mood.
paging jame gumb, paging jame gumb.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:51 PM
ZiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingUzi.
Drink color, brah
December 11th, 2012 at 5:52 PM
How dare you! Does Duffy actually take stories like that seriously or is it part of his pseudo-progressive persona?
December 11th, 2012 at 5:52 PM
WOW, that came up on another post today. WOW.
/ Spencer FTW
December 11th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
/high fives arkbadger
December 11th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
If you let your dogma tell you what whiskey to buy you have already Lost the Future.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:53 PM
Bushmills is awful Protestant garbage. Anyone who drinks it also gets angry about the war on christmas and has posted that Ben Stein Christmas tree bullshit on Facebook.
I drank it Saturday and did none of those things. Also Catholic. A shitty one, but Catholic nonetheless.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:54 PM
I believe you have confused Barista MikeNYC and Salon Hernia.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:54 PM
/opens door
December 11th, 2012 at 5:55 PM
You’re the bad kind of catholic then. The kind that supports child abuse.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
You’re the bad kind of catholic then. The kind that supports child abuse.
Only if the children are mouthy and/or attracti….uh, I mean, shut up.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
I believe you have confused Barista MikeNYC and Salon Hernia.
No, I just like the character of Hernia that I’ve created where he’s actually a sad-sack, fat, balding, loser. It’s meant as an extension of that. he can work in the same Starbucks as Mike
December 11th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
Did some Christmas whiskey shopping Saturday, which I love because I buy bottles I want to try and then give them as gifts then make the person let me drink them.
Several different High West (both of the Ryes and a straight blend), Willett Pot Still, Jeffersons Select and Rye (I’ve had lots of the regular Jeffersons).
December 11th, 2012 at 5:57 PM
Bushmill’s could be sponsored by the Oakland Raiders and come with a complimentary Springsteen holiday cassingle and I’d still buy it over Jameson.
Black Bush. Come on.
December 11th, 2012 at 5:59 PM
You think your Mom and Sisters are hot?
/makes note
December 11th, 2012 at 6:00 PM
Gerard, Hef, what are your feelings on Redbreast and Middleton?
December 11th, 2012 at 6:01 PM
I’m not saying Jameson is the greatest thing in the world. It’s great for it’s price point, whatever. I’m saying that I’ve had an $8 bottle of Old Crow that I would drink before I would go near Bushmills. It’s not even comparable to anything that tastes good.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:02 PM
I’m saying that I’ve had an $8 bottle of Old Crow that I would drink before I would go near Bushmills. It’s not even comparable to anything that tastes good.
Different strokes for different folks and all that, but I do not get that assertion at all.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:03 PM
Midelton’s good if you can get someone else to foot the bill. Haven’t had Redbreast.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:04 PM
I think we should keep fighting about it into the wee hours of the morning. Perhaps you could deride my religion while I reference the Pope’s pro-child molestor policies.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:06 PM
Look at the size of those things. Wow
/Team bewbs
December 11th, 2012 at 6:07 PM
anyone seen Der Kaiser lately? he might have some interesting input here.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:07 PM
To be fair, I’ve never had Black Bush. White Bush was so bad I wouldn’t go near anything else. I have heard favorable reviews though.
/realizes that this is the easiest comment to correct in the history of anything
December 11th, 2012 at 6:07 PM
Those are beyond ridiculous. I’ve dated a couple girls with DDs/+ and that was plenty.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:08 PM
Perhaps you could deride my religion while I reference the Pope’s pro-child molestor policies.
I would attempt to put that in some sort of warped perspective by saying something like “well he was no Alexander VI or Julius II”.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:09 PM
You realize that you’re only allowed to make fun of Jews 8 days a year and that ends on Saturday at sunset. I’d hurry up if I were you.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:12 PM
I’ve said what I wanted to say and I stand by it.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:16 PM
THis is the one in the pot still style bottle, right? If so, it’s OK. The real find is the Willett Family Estate. Up there with Pappy Van Winkle.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:18 PM
To be fair, I’ve never had Black Bush.
racist
December 11th, 2012 at 6:25 PM
Yes and its quite good. I’ve like their Rye a lot too, have not seen the Family Estate but the bottles look very similar so maybe I have.
December 11th, 2012 at 10:01 PM
I wouldn’t, but i’d StrawDog his fiance’
December 11th, 2012 at 10:26 PM
Redbreast is good ms