DeMarcus Cousins Confirms That Jimmer Has Moves, Now Can the Kings Please Trade Jimmer?
Jimmer Fredette is much improved this season. (/sss) He’s playing more confidently and his numbers have improved while his minutes have decreased. It seems the only person who doesn’t recognize Jimmer’s improvement is coach Keith Smart. According to DeMarcus Cousins, Jimmer has moves. Cowbell Kingdom found this audio clip of DeMarcus Cousins praising Jimmer’s crazy moves on the court. He even swears about it, which he seems to regret. Either because he’s being recorded or because he knows Jimmer wouldn’t like him to curse.
Now allow me to beg for Jimmer to be traded.
Jimmer has been splitting time with Marcus Thornton, Aaron Brooks and Isaiah Thomas. The addition of Aaron Brooks has hurt both Jimmer and Isaiah Thomas. As rookies, Jimmer struggled as the Kings tried to get him involved. Thomas thrived in his garbage time minutes and earned a spot in the starting lineup coming into this season. Without even playing poorly, Thomas quickly lost his spot as the Kings struggled. Fredette and Thomas have each had 3 DNP-CD’s. Why? No reason. Some nights it seems that whoever Keith Smart notices on the bench first gets to play while the other guy gets to keep his awesome seat.
Jimmer is leading the Kings in free throw shooting (.920), AST% (20.7), TS% (.608) and points per 36 minutes. He’s second on the team in PER (19.1), 3-point shooting (.400) and assists per 36. Why are Isaiah Thomas and Aaron Brooks each playing nearly twice as many minutes as Fredette?  It’s not because the 5’9″ Isaiah Thomas and 6’0″ Aaron Brooks are out there for their defense and rebounding. There’s only a half-rebound difference per 36 minutes. Rebounds will find their way to Jimmer just as infrequently as they find their way to Brooks and Thomas.
Maybe the Kings are playing Brooks more because he is making more money? OK, why is Thomas (who makes a third of Jimmer’s salary) getting the nod as well? Or maybe the Kings value Brooks’ veteran leadership. Again, Thomas is the same age. So why do the Kings continue to waste their time since coach Keith Smart doesn’t seem to want to play him? Jimmer is a quarter of the way into his second season in the league and he’s shown signs of life.
Come on NBA! Trade for Jimmer! I don’t care where. The Kings are a horrible team and somehow an even worse organization. You know who could use Jimmer? Everyone! He can shoot! I hear the Lakers are looking for a shooter! Or some other team. Anywhere Keith Smart and the Kings are not. I feel like a hostage negotiator just trying to get one person out alive.
[Cowbell Kingdom, h/t Deadspin]

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December 11th, 2012 at 5:58 PM
Maybe Keith Smart realizes that Jimmer is a role-player and has him in a comfortable role that allows him to show statistical improvements?
December 11th, 2012 at 5:59 PM
You realize Jimmer is not black, right?
December 11th, 2012 at 6:04 PM
You erred by trying to find the answer through reason. It’s the Kings. I don’t know how they operate, but I can assure you it isn’t logically. They have Brooks, Thornton, and Evans on the same team. About as much thought went into building this team as goes into the aforementioned trio’s shot selection
December 11th, 2012 at 6:08 PM
You could trade Jimmer to one of the other 24 horrible teams in the NBA.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:09 PM
Anyone see the KG “that’s fuckin bullshit” interview after the game where he didnt record a rebound?
Not a KG fan, but it was pretty funny.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:10 PM
Nah, those stats just show he’ll do even better by playing even more; maybe even starter minutes.
/How silly of you
//Big time /s
December 11th, 2012 at 6:11 PM
In a heartbeat
December 11th, 2012 at 6:11 PM
Was this posted on here?
December 11th, 2012 at 6:13 PM
Speaking of DNP-CD…TBL’s key piece in his Pau Gasol trade idea, Derrick Williams, just recorded his fourth of the year.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:21 PM
Mr. Lippman and I would like a word with you.
December 11th, 2012 at 6:30 PM
NHOH
December 11th, 2012 at 6:33 PM
Jimmer profiles to a team needing a scoring guard (a homeless man’s Jason Terry) off the bench. Said team would need to have competent defensive starters at both guard spots, so that bringing in Jimmer wouldn’t make for a total backcourt abomination on one end.
It isn’t worthwhile to theorize would Sacramento would want back, but teams that fit the Jimmer mold include….
Pacers, Sixers, Blazers
December 11th, 2012 at 6:34 PM
what Sac would want back*
December 11th, 2012 at 8:56 PM
Kings will be in Seattle by the end of 2014
December 11th, 2012 at 9:04 PM
One can only hope
December 11th, 2012 at 9:08 PM
Knick defense has been Rocketesque tonight. Chandler and Wallace has been particularly awful
December 11th, 2012 at 9:11 PM
I hate stats too but last season Thomas averaged 25.5 minutes and started 37 games. He’s actually playing and starting less this year.
Or maybe you just called the 2011-12 season of the Kings garbage time? I can’t disagree with you there.
December 11th, 2012 at 9:18 PM
Dwight Howard with 9 fg and 20 ft attempts thus far. He has 17 points. Wow. Get a work ethic, bud
December 11th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
Ty Webb, other Lakers’ fans – can the Lakers be fixed before the All-Star break?
December 11th, 2012 at 9:27 PM
Watching Ray Felton do everything in his stumpy power to lose this game for the Knicks is fun. Watching Woodson leave him in is even funner
December 11th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
And they have him guarding Williams in crunch time. I can do nothing but laugh
December 11th, 2012 at 9:32 PM
Carmelo goes for the chest to chest box out. Interesting choice. Gets called for foul
December 11th, 2012 at 9:53 PM
Top 5 is on fire. Best offensive player in the game. I miss those derisive references I used to get about Top 5.
December 11th, 2012 at 9:59 PM
Go on