The Best, Worst, and Oddest of Bowl Gifts, Including a Hair Dryer and Quill Pen
The college football bowl bonanza begins a week from today, and the SportsBusiness Journal took a look at how bowls are sharing the wealth in the gift packages provided to players.
A sampling of the best, the worst and oddest:
The Best:
- At the R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl, players will walk away looking stylish with Beats by Dre headphones, an Oakley backpack and a Fossil watch.
- The Russell Athletic Sports and Capital One Bowls gives players the best gift – the gift of freedom in choosing electronics. Players score a $420 Best Buy gift card and a Timely/Fossil watch.
- The Valero Alamo Bowl gifts an Apple iPad mini, a Fossil watch, a $100 Best Buy gift card, a panoramic team photo and a Schutt mini helmet.
- The Chick-fil-A Bowl hands out a $300 gift card, a Fossil watch, a commemorative hat, a Russell Athletic travel bag and a Chick-fil-A gift card. The Outback Bowl also feeds the players, handing out a gift package of an Outback gift card, a $150 Best Buy gift card, a ring, a cap and a Fossil watch.
The Worst:
- Unfortunately for USC, an underwhelming season lands the Trojans at the Hyundai Sun Bowl with one of the worst gift packages. The Trojans will receive a Timely watch, a Majestic fleece, a Top of the World cap, a coin, and a Helen of Troy hairdryer. Nearly as unfortunately for the Trojans, they will be spending a week in El Paso.
- The Little Caesars Pizza Bowl gives out a Timely watch, a leather travel bag and a football. It is among an astonishing eight bowls that somehow thought that giving footballs to football players would be both novel and exciting.
- The Sheraton Hawaii Bowl is the grandmother of gift giving this bowl season, in that the gifts seem to have been purchased a decade ago and will likely all be two sizes too small. Players will get an Oakley backpack and a Fossil watch, but they will also wind up with an aloha shirt, a custom beach towel, shorts, a T-shirt, a performance T-shirt, a hat/visor and a calendar. It’s unspecified – but likely – that the calendar is from 1999.
The Oddest Combinations:
- The Gildan New Mexico Bowl gives what seems like a solid gift package that includes Oakley sunglasses, a gift suite, a Deuce watch and an Oakley beanie and backpack, yet it also gives student athletes a quill pen. Yes, a quill pen. Nevada and Arizona players will get a lot of use out of their new quill pens as they write in their bound leather notebooks by candlelight and calculate the value of their gift on an abacus.
-Â The Meineke Car Care of Texas Bowl hands out a Fossil watch, a 32-inch flat-screen TV, a T-shirt, a backpack, a lapel pin and a belt buckle. It wouldn’t be Texas without the belt buckle.


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December 8th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
ALEXIS!!!
December 8th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
a Top of the World cap
Beats “Toast of the Town” hoodie.
/Duffy’d
December 8th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
KC Resident is obsessed with the interns. You live for their bylines, don’t you?
And shouldn’t you be at the KU/Colorado beatdown, anyway?
December 8th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Still don’t get Tuberville to Cincy. Apparently he was unhappy at Tech but still, jumping ship from decent Big 12 school to a Basketball first school in a disintegrating conference? He had to be pretty fucking unhappy in Lubbock.
December 8th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
C Resident is obsessed with the interns. You live for their bylines, don’t you?
Ha.
And shouldn’t you be at the KU/Colorado beatdown, anyway?
Yeah, getting a ticket to AFH is easy and cheap.
December 8th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
No tattoos?
December 8th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
that’s a nice haul … only way to get me to San Antonio
December 8th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
He’ll be at CMU in a couple years.
/Reverse Kelly coaching route
December 8th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
San Antonio is a great town Jason. Don’t hate on central Texas.
December 8th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
/fixed
December 8th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
What makes that part of Texas cool is the amount of German and Czech influence mixed with Mexican. Lots of really good food there.
December 8th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
over or under 5 years until he’s at grand valley state
December 8th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
what the fuck is the plane ride back like with 60+ people with 32″ inch Vizio boxes to check? Also, this is the most business Best Buy will do in 2012.
/take the rest of the weekend off Alexis
December 8th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
What makes that part of Texas cool is the amount of German and Czech influence mixed with Mexican. Lots of really good food there.
that area of Texas is awesome. I wouldn’t go in July or August.
December 8th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Also, this is the most business Best Buy will do in 2012.
I saw a segment on the news today showing Black Friday (I assume) shoppers walking into Best Buy, and all the employees were standing in a line that the customers had to walk past on the way in. They were standing there clapping as the customers walked by. Poor bastard they showed that was (un)lucky enough to be going in first just had this, “What the fuck is this shit?” look on his face.