Comments on: Tom Brady & Gisele Have a New Baby Daughter

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 17:03:37 +0000

this is even more badass if you read it in a german accent.

Skorzeny was also the one who rescued Mussolini from imprisonment in the Italian Alps. He also kidnapped the son of Hungarian regent and dictator Miklos Horthy when Horthy was considering signing a separate peace with the Russians. Skorzeny was a bad man.

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:44:53 +0000

He thick?
- Liquor

I like when we pretended to ignore this fact.

/pours one out for the OG Coop

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:43:44 +0000

I know there was a Shithead Brown. Because the Cleveland Plain Dealer made a point to publish the boys high school basketball scoring summaries with full names for that school for a whole season.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:43:42 +0000

I like Jacob

He thick?

- Liquor

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:41:56 +0000

I like Jacob

I really like Jacoby. It’s in the running one day

By: cracker jack

cracker jack — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:40:38 +0000

I like Jacob. Fuck you Twilight for taking that away from me.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:39:31 +0000

Just bringing up his name means he will cut your face in your sleep tonight.

this is even more badass if you read it in a german accent.

In December 1942, Skorzeny was hit in the back of the head by shrapnel from Soviet Katyusha artillery rockets. He refused all first aid except for a few aspirin, a bandage, and a glass of schnaps.

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:38:46 +0000

Any boy named Jayden deserves to get the shit beat out of him.

You win the awards for “comment of highest accuracy” and also “comment most likely to have deeply offended somebody” today.

By: Scouser

Scouser — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:38:24 +0000

http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/04/20/clitoria/

By: Scouser

Scouser — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:38:12 +0000

That is all

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:37:55 +0000

i tried to fit otto skorzeny into one of these, but im afraid he’d come back from the dead and kill me.

Just bringing up his name means he will cut your face in your sleep tonight.

By: $650

$650 — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:37:22 +0000

Did someone say Ava Devine!?

By: Jim Harbaugh Scramble

Jim Harbaugh Scramble — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:36:41 +0000

Ava is a nice name. When’s the last time you met an ugly Ava?

there was one I went to college with. She was a giant. probably 6 foot and 180 pounds. nice girl though. might have hooked up with her once while wasted.

By: Hef

Hef — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:36:37 +0000

Jesus Christ, someone get the Jews some birth control.

Clearly it doesn’t work.

/nods at my 3 sons again

By: scripty

scripty — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:36:07 +0000

2. Mason

Hard to Kill was pretty awesome.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:35:27 +0000

Any boy named Jayden deserves to get the shit beat out of him.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:35:11 +0000

i tried to fit otto skorzeny into one of these, but im afraid he'd come back from the dead and kill me.

By: Der Kaiser

Der Kaiser — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:35:03 +0000

I’m shocked nobody has chimed in with the racist fictional “I know someone named Ledasha” anecdote yet.

Fine, I’ll fill that void. When I was in college, my boss at the part-time customer service job was named Shaniqua.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:34:42 +0000

1. Jacob
2. Mason
3. William
4. Jayden
5. Noah
6. Michael
7. Ethan
8. Alexander
9. Aiden
10. Daniel
11. Anthony
12. Matthew
13. Elijah
14. Joshua
15. Liam
16. Andrew
17. James
18. David
19. Benjamin
20. Logan
21. Christopher
22. Joseph
23. Jackson
24. Gabriel
25. Ryan

Jesus Christ, someone get the Jews some birth control.

By: HawkEye

HawkEye — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:34:26 +0000

Damnit, the Younger has #8 on the list.