Tom Brady & Gisele Have a New Baby Daughter

Gisele gave birth to Tom Brady’s third child yesterday. For those of you keeping score, that is three tiny Brady babies. First there was John Edward with Bridget Moynahan. Then there was Benjamin Rein with Gisele and now there is little sister Vivian. I can barely keep track of all the children!
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December 7th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
I will give them this: they’ve avoided the horrible celebrity baby name trope.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
CJ, are you having a boy? Just think…
December 7th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
he looks like chris hayes in that pic. im feeling awfully punchy right now.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
whatever happened to her? seems like she dropped off the face of the earth.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
But still some uniqueness on the new one, not too many Vivian’s running around at the moment.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
December 7th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
good question…always thought she was quite gorgeous.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Should’ve followed the Jeter route. Wait until you’re retired to get married.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
People who have more than one child are ruining this planet, but I love that name.
December 7th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
You know what you don’t see anymore. Baby Gertrude’s.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
I bet Giselle is a dead lay
December 7th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
I’d say it’s working out pretty well for him, so what if he isn’t going the Jeets role. Saving on buying that Valtrex prescription every month.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
I’m having a shorty girl. The name Vivian did not come up for us, but I like it. Classic.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
Jeter gives each of his simplexes a name.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Anyway, little Ben is only 3, so my child would be plenty old enough to marry him. Cant wait for family outings with Tawmmy and Youk.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
That guy deserves all the punches he has ever received and more.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Seems boring considering his status.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Ava is a nice name. When’s the last time you met an ugly Ava?
December 7th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
I dunno, she is Brazilian, so I would bet she is feisty.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
something something hitler’s bunker.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
He’s pretty family oriented. It’s what he wants. I personally would go the Jeter route, minus the herp. But to each his own.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
I think she’s on one of the CBS procedurals. Blue Bloods?
December 7th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Nazi scumbag.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Ava Devine.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
THAT’S EVA!!!!
December 7th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
shiver me himmlers.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
$650
December 7th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
Eva reminds me of Wall-E, I bet it’s real popular right now
December 7th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
/Shudders
December 7th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
For those keeping track of such things, Peyton was in the game last night with less than 10 minutes left and throwing passes.
/outrage
December 7th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Cleet, Eli’s was even more egregious against the Pack (bigger lead, didnt come out at all, throwing bombs), yet was not talked about one iota. Oh well.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Ava is the fifth most popular girl’s name right now for newborns here.
Lot of budding pornstars.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
shiver me himmlers.
If you keep making fun of Kaiser he might Hess at you.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Settle down, Aaron Schatz
December 7th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
I mean at this point getting mad at him over football is like getting mad at a dog for not knowing how to drive a stickshift.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
Only 14 pts for Peyton last night. C’mon Peyton, it’s the fucking Raiders.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
I was pretty pissed Olivia was so popular this year, that was one of my favorites. Must be all the Fringe fans, amirite?
December 7th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Very hard to bite my tongue when QBs, especially shitty QBs and even college QBs bitch to the refs about calls.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Naming your daughter after a popular children’s book pig is a good way to go.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
even back when i still thought he was a dude (before he got his tubes tied) i always figured he was a goebbel’d jizz.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
THAT’S EVA!!!!
Calm down with the excietement Kaiser. I know Pearl Harbor Day is a big day for you among the former axis powers but last time I checked we won the war. It was in the papers and everything.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
I keep seeing Facebook statuses that start with “today is a day” and in my head I finish it each time with “the teddy bears have their picnic.”
December 7th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
As the most masculine person on this site (3 sons, bitches), I’m disappointed that Tom Brady is having a girl. I thought he was better than that.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
even back when i still thought he was a dude (before he got his tubes tied) i always figured he was a goebbel’d jizz.
Yeah I don’t think I can beat that one.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
No way. That doesn’t happen.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
That mailman of yours does he job well.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
That Michael Bay movie was a far bigger war crime than any atrocities committed by the Japanese that day.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
youre so göring.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
The German may be on to something here
December 7th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
The most inexplicable DVD purchase I ever made was the four disc director’s cut of that.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
agreed.
im having a hard time dealing with my newfound appreciation for bay’s technical prowess tho. if only his movies didnt suck ass i might be able to like him as a director.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
im assuming you were sober.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
You hate yourself more than normal that day?
December 7th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
That Michael Bay movie was a far bigger war crime than any atrocities committed by the Japanese that day.
I don’t know there was that one island garrison in the Pacific that killed and ate four American pilots that were shot down over their island. But yes the movie would be the next worse one after that.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
1. Sophia
2. Isabella
3. Emma
4. Olivia
5. Ava
6. Emily
7. Abigail
8. Madison
9. Mia
10. Chloe
11. Elizabeth
12. Ella
13. Addison
14. Natalie
15. Lily
16. Grace
17. Samantha
18. Avery
19. Sofia
20. Aubrey
from some site, top 20 in usa through mid-year
December 7th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Holy shit I didnt think it could get worse:
21. Brooklyn
22. Lillian
23. Victoria
24. Evelyn
25. Hannah
26. Alexis
27. Charlotte
28. Zoey
29. Leah
30. Amelia
31. Zoe
32. Hailey
33. Layla
34. Gabriella
35. Nevaeh
36. Kaylee
37. Alyssa
38. Anna
39. Sarah
40. Allison
December 7th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
AWFUL
December 7th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
I’m assuming he was on bath salts if he bought that thing.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
I was 19 and in that “I HAVE TO BUILD A DVD COLLECTION!” phase.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
youre so göring.
I’ll try to think of one while I have some tea. If you’ll excuse me I’m going to go put the Keitel on.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
The
Germanmay be on to something hereThe Fräulein may be on to something here
/fixed
December 7th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
13. Addison
AWFUL
It’s as bad as Madison. Mackenzie and Kaitlin are also overdone to the bejesus these days.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
Also all popular porn names right now.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
take your time…dont rush like i did before and mengele up your comment.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
How clever.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
take your time…dont rush like i did before and mengele up your comment.
It’s going to take some time. The stove is gas and I think the Streicher is wearing out.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
HOLY SHIT…that nurse that got pranked by the aussie call show killed herself.
/apologies if duckworth’d
December 7th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
35. Nevaeh
That’s on pace to become a common porn name in the next 5-10 years.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
WOMEN ARE FUCKING STUPID
December 7th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
HOLY SHIT…that nurse that got pranked by the aussie call show killed herself.
Just saw that too. I’d say she didn’t take the humiliation very well.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
I’d like to see the baby names when all teen mother submissions are removed. This is jarring.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
I’m shocked nobody has chimed in with the racist fictional “I know someone named Ledasha” anecdote yet.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
it’s all good…i just did a bong rip and can just enjoy the heydrich.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
It’s kind of a joint process for those of us not giving birth to bastards.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Hey Scripty, what’s the boys name list look like?
December 7th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
it’s all good…i just did a bong rip and can just enjoy the heydrich.
Hey you know what’s a good Zeppelin song? Rommel On.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
1. Jacob
2. Mason
3. William
4. Jayden
5. Noah
6. Michael
7. Ethan
8. Alexander
9. Aiden
10. Daniel
11. Anthony
12. Matthew
13. Elijah
14. Joshua
15. Liam
16. Andrew
17. James
18. David
19. Benjamin
20. Logan
21. Christopher
22. Joseph
23. Jackson
24. Gabriel
25. Ryan
December 7th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
26. Samuel
27. John
28. Nathan
29. Lucas
30. Christian
31. Jonathan
32. Caleb
33. Dylan
34. Landon
35. Isaac
36. Gavin
37. Brayden
38. Tyler
39. Luke
40. Evan
41. Carter
42. Nicholas
43. Isaiah
44. Owen
45. Jack
46. Jordan
47. Brandon
48. Wyatt
49. Julian
50. Aaron
I went to 50 just b/c I saw Wyatt was at 48.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Damnit, the Younger has #8 on the list.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Jesus Christ, someone get the Jews some birth control.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Fine, I’ll fill that void. When I was in college, my boss at the part-time customer service job was named Shaniqua.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
i tried to fit otto skorzeny into one of these, but im afraid he’d come back from the dead and kill me.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Any boy named Jayden deserves to get the shit beat out of him.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
2. Mason
Hard to Kill was pretty awesome.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Clearly it doesn’t work.
/nods at my 3 sons again
December 7th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
there was one I went to college with. She was a giant. probably 6 foot and 180 pounds. nice girl though. might have hooked up with her once while wasted.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Did someone say Ava Devine!?
December 7th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
i tried to fit otto skorzeny into one of these, but im afraid he’d come back from the dead and kill me.
Just bringing up his name means he will cut your face in your sleep tonight.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
That is all
December 7th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
http://www.stupidkidnames.com/2011/04/20/clitoria/
December 7th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Any boy named Jayden deserves to get the shit beat out of him.
You win the awards for “comment of highest accuracy” and also “comment most likely to have deeply offended somebody” today.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
this is even more badass if you read it in a german accent.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
I like Jacob. Fuck you Twilight for taking that away from me.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
I really like Jacoby. It’s in the running one day
December 7th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
He thick?
- Liquor
December 7th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
I know there was a Shithead Brown. Because the Cleveland Plain Dealer made a point to publish the boys high school basketball scoring summaries with full names for that school for a whole season.
December 7th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
I like when we pretended to ignore this fact.
/pours one out for the OG Coop
December 7th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
this is even more badass if you read it in a german accent.
Skorzeny was also the one who rescued Mussolini from imprisonment in the Italian Alps. He also kidnapped the son of Hungarian regent and dictator Miklos Horthy when Horthy was considering signing a separate peace with the Russians. Skorzeny was a bad man.