Comments on: NFL Pigskin Pigsplosion Picks

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:51:38 +0000

Hernia reports that Squawkbox is drinking semen.

Well you’re screwed now Squawk. The second you try to deny it Hernia will indignantly suggest that it remains true.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:42:30 +0000

I may spit my beverage* all over her next time she does it.

/*literal meaning, please

Hernia reports that Squawkbox is drinking semen.

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:41:45 +0000

Holy fuck this is a ridiculously useless day to be at work. I should be drinking rye whiskey somewhere other than here.

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:39:44 +0000

Awesome, thanks guys. That’s tremendous.

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:34:34 +0000

He actually went 9-5-1 and I went 8-6-1 last week. He’s inching back toward .500 now that he is a married man.

So it’s his wife making the picks now?

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:34:15 +0000

And the saying “color me shocked” has achieved an entirely new meaning.

I actually know someone that uses the “color me” expression regularly. I may spit my beverage* all over her next time she does it.

/*literal meaning, please

By: Jason Lisk

Jason Lisk — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:33:46 +0000

Where are the season records? Is CRM embarrassed of his performance?

He actually went 9-5-1 and I went 8-6-1 last week. He’s inching back toward .500 now that he is a married man.

By: Clayton Cargill

Clayton Cargill — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:30:35 +0000

Damn. I just assumed it was JMac. Should have read closer the other day.

that’s because he handled the dismissive defense of their ridiculous position, and was the specific entity getting all the flack on the twitterer, when it was in fact Tim Ryan who embarrassed himself so mightily.

By: I'm a Horse

I'm a Horse — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:29:02 +0000

Hernia thought Shannon Sharpe said “cum” instead of “color” on the Television. Brouhaha ensued, meme born.
/Jmorris

Damn. I just assumed it was JMac. Should have read closer the other day.

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:28:58 +0000

And the saying “color me shocked” has achieved an entirely new meaning.

By: Sir Spicious

Sir Spicious — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:28:29 +0000

that Chargers cheerleader is one good looking lady

By: squawkbox

squawkbox — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:28:12 +0000

This is good. I don’t see this ever getting old.

So … Coloring Book = Playboy Magazine?

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:27:43 +0000

Hernia thought Shannon Sharpe said “cum” instead of “color” on the Television. Brouhaha ensued, meme born.

/Jmorris

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:27:27 +0000

If that Chargers cheerleader wants to celebrate Norval’s firing, she and I can cum the town red.

By: I'm a Horse

I'm a Horse — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:27:05 +0000

Anyone care to cliff notes me on the coloring thing?

TBL thought Shannon Sharpe said cum on a pre-game show when he said color. So now coloring = cum.

By: Nada

Nada — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:26:11 +0000

Peyton Hillis and Joe Thomas are having the worst feud between a fullback and a tackle ever

See, this is what gay marriage will lead to.

By: Broccoli Beef

Broccoli Beef — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:26:04 +0000

Anyone care to cliff notes me on the coloring thing?

By: ms621

ms621 — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:25:57 +0000

1 playoff win in 50 years. Suck my dick Bronco fan. Tim fucking Tebow matched the Lions playoff success in 50 years in 1 season.

Also don’t forget that William Clay Ford seems to be immortal.

By: Gerard Portmanteau

Gerard Portmanteau — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:24:51 +0000

Tim fucking Tebow matched the Lions playoff success in 50 years in 1 season.

When you say it like that, it is pretty funny.

By: I'm a Horse

I'm a Horse — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 22:23:16 +0000

Look at that cheerleader.

You saved the best two for last on this one.