Butch Jones May Not Be Tennessee’s First Choice, But Could End Up Being a Great Hire
Tennessee hired Cincinnati head coach Butch Jones. It’s not the hire fans anticipated – a loud minority made him aware of that on twitter – but it could end up being an excellent hire.
Jones has won, everywhere he has gone as a head coach. He won 11 games at Central Michigan. He is on the brink of consecutive 10-win seasons at Cincinnati. One could argue he followed Brian Kelly at both places. That argument underestimates how how hard it is to win college football games, especially when there is no talent disparity. Yes, Jones lost to Derek Dooley early in 2011. He also beat down N.C. State by 30 and beat Vanderbilt in the bowl game that year.
His track record is far better than Derek Dooley’s was when he took over. It is better as a head coach than Charlie Strong, the guy Tennessee was throwing money at with popular approval. Jones has won more often, at tougher places to win. He is 2-1 head-to-head against Strong, with the one loss coming on the road in overtime. By some measures, Cincinnati was a far better team than Louisville.
Next year’s schedule is frightening. A slow start is to be expected, but there’s no reason to expect Butch Jones won’t be a significant upgrade over Derek Dooley, unless you are a Tennessee fan throwing toys out of your carriage.
Tennessee may not have been good enough job to attract Jon Gruden or other superstar candidates. It was a good enough job that the panicked last resort move was still a decent, sensible coaching hire. As Michigan’s experience shows, there’s a lot to be said for hiring a good coach who is excited about the job, and giving him a large amount of money to hire a defensive coordinator.
[Photo via Presswire]

- The ACC is Perceived As Weak, Because It Has Been Profoundly Weak
- Josh Collmenter and Miguel Montero of the Diamondbacks Collaborate on Baseball’s Bobbling Catch of the Year [Video]
- Australian Hockey Linesman Elbowed in the Head Suffers Concussion, is Replaced by Working Television Commentator [Video]
- Robinson Cano Surprised a Sick Fan at the MLB Fancave and They Played Wiffle Ball & Ate Ice Cream [Video]
- Bob Uecker Took a Picture with WWE’s Bella Twins at a Cardinals Game

- KC Resident on The ACC is Perceived As Weak, Because It Has Been Profoundly Weak
- knifeyspoony on Josh Collmenter and Miguel Montero of the Diamondbacks Collaborate on Baseball's Bobbling Catch of the Year [Video]
- A.P. on Josh Collmenter and Miguel Montero of the Diamondbacks Collaborate on Baseball's Bobbling Catch of the Year [Video]
- KC Resident on Australian Hockey Linesman Elbowed in the Head Suffers Concussion, is Replaced by Working Television Commentator [Video]
- A.P. on Josh Collmenter and Miguel Montero of the Diamondbacks Collaborate on Baseball's Bobbling Catch of the Year [Video]
186 Responses to “Butch Jones May Not Be Tennessee’s First Choice, But Could End Up Being a Great Hire”
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.







December 7th, 2012 at 12:23 PM
A big school should go after the Cincy AD, assuming the same one hired Jones and Kelly
December 7th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
Good stuff here Duff. Count me in the thinking he can do well and he’s a good coach category. Next year will no doubt be a disaster with the schedule, putting pressure on him.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
The basketball program is pretty thug though right?
December 7th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Not sure you’d have to do much arguing there. He did follow Kelly at both places.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Dan Enos gets left behind.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Solid hire. I know CMU regressed quite a bit after he left. Be interesting to see how he does recruiting. Getting players Michigan didn’t want to come play in Mt. Pleasant and those OSU didn’t want to play in Cincinnati is one thing. Going head-to-head with other SEC coaches for 4* and 5* players is quite another.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Can someone write about how shitty a hire Tim Beckman was?
December 7th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Dan Enos is a piece of shit
December 7th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
The same one did hire Jones and Kelly, but he’s not there any more. Mike Thomas, he’s Illinois AD now.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:32 PM
That’s him saying that one could argue the only reason he won was because he was coaching Kelly’s players
December 7th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Fuck that guy
December 7th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Hired by:
December 7th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Hahahaha
December 7th, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Butch Jones saw UT as a better job than Colorado and Purdue. Most people would agree. I don’t think he saw it as an exciting job that he’d crawl across the country for, tho.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
My only concern. Saw a quick video of his speeches to his teams. Seems like a young, energetic coach so I am excited about that. This also reminds me how much of a dead corpse Doolander (copyright: HuskerDawg) was
December 7th, 2012 at 12:34 PM
Did he hire Mick Cronin too? That one turned out better than I expected.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:35 PM
Yep.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
oh
December 7th, 2012 at 12:37 PM
Back in the 90s-early 00′s, UT did a better job in Cincy than everyone but Notre Dame. If Jones can re-open that I-75 corridor, Cincy recruiting could get really interesting.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:40 PM
Guys I know in local media that covered him when he was at CMU have nothing but good things to say about him and genuinely want to see him succeed.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
Thought you meant Carnegie Mellon for a second and was ready to laugh uproariously at UT.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
Back in the 90s-early 00′s, UT did a better job in Cincy than everyone but Notre Dame.
John Cooper and him not wanting to recruit Ohio players to tOSU. I remember it well.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Sorry. I’m not convinced. With the state of the UT program, this hire had to be a splash. Plain and simple. To compete with the Sabans, the Richts, the Miles’, and the Muschamps, this had to be a splash. Hell, I wasn’t even thrilled with Strong. Yeah it’s irrational, and it’s over-inflating the current value of the program, but there is a ton of money, tradition, and passion for this team, and it deserves it from the Administration. Also, it doesn’t help symbolically that this is the one dude (other than Tom O’Brien) that Dooley legitimately beat soundly during his tenure.
Most recruits out there (and current players on the team) have no idea who this dude is, and while he may have a good track record, this is just a signal that the administration is fine aspiring to be a middle of the road program. Also, as has become their signature move, they of course overpaid for him for no reason whatsoever (6 years at 3 million!?!?!?).
I wish this guy well. He seems to be a genuine guy who really wants the job, but fair warning, if he doesn’t succeed, and fast, it’s going to be really ugly. UT fans don’t have much in the way of patience anymore, and it’s going to show in that big stadium when people stop showing up. We’re sick of paying increasing ticket prices for a football product that gets worse every year.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
Butch Jones isn’t a bad coach, but he certainly piggybacked off the success that Kelly had at CMU. Kelly left the same year LeFevour and Antonio Brown left, and they were both Kelly guys.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
This can be said about multiple big time college football programs and NFL teams. Deal with it.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
A group of shitty players knowing who someone is might not be the best hiring criteria.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
December 7th, 2012 at 12:45 PM
I’d give him a chance. Jim Tressel was unpopular for many people here in Ohio until he started his beatdowns of Michigan.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Mean Mike Enos > Dan Enos
December 7th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
You know you weren’t getting a “splash” hire, tho, right? I saw an “irrational” in there and wasn’t sure where that applied.
Also, be thankful. UT talked to Bielema, it could have been him.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Others said no. What would your method have been?
December 7th, 2012 at 12:48 PM
December 7th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
The first time Chip Kelly became a HC was at Oregon, right? I remember he was the OC at a DII school before taking the Oregon job. I don’t think making a splash is the goal.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Waaay better than Gruden. This is a solid hire.
The fans and admins have to patient – not gonnna happen overnight.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
Let me stop you right there. This line of reasoning is, and I’m sorry, idiotic. It has no bearing on the type of coach he is and the reason being Justin Hunter and Da’Rick Rogers were toasting less talented DB’s all day. If you remember, we had a hard time stopping Pead from running all over the field.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:50 PM
He had several jobs at New Hampshire (IAA) yeah, first HC gig was at Oregon.
Making a splash hire for the sake of placating fans who wanted a splash hire would be fucking moronic.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
We’re already elevating Muschamp to that level?
The problem in the SEC is it’s a zero sum game. You’ve got all these big-name programs and they cant all go 7-1. When Georgia, and eventually USC got their acts together in the past decade and hired good coaches it hurt UT. Just like LSU built their program during a downcycle for Bama and A&M/Sumlin benefitted from Arky/Auburn being down this year. For a while it was just UT and UF in the East but now there’s 3 teams they have to get through. Obviously that doesnt excuse losing to Vandy and UK the last 2 years but I think they need to be a little patient with this guy.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Oh I know what he was trying to say.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Open up the f’ing checkbook (the money is more than there). Not to mention correct all kinds of ridiculous Academic issues that scared other coaches (Strong) away. It’s not as cut and dry as it appears on the surface. There are tons of ridiculous administrative issues at this University that are keeping them from hiring a big name proven coach, and this just further proved that.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Also the vast majority of what Sean John said was probably echoed by a shitload of Notre Dame fans after Kelly’s hiring.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:52 PM
To compete with the Sabans, the Richts, the Miles’, and the Muschamps, this had to be a splash.
There’s more than one of each of those guys? Damn, who knew?
December 7th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
“What does ‘Butch’ mean?”
“I’m American honey, our names don’t mean shit.”
December 7th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
The argument isn’t really if Butch Jones is a good football coach, or not. It’s about whether or not he can build a program. My belief is that Tennessee wants a guy that cannot only do the X’s and O’s, but can move the program back towards the upper echelon on the SEC. Could Butch Jones be that guy? We don’t know, they feel that he could, but we have zero track record to see if he can run his own deal. This isn’t Brian Kelly winnign with Charlie Weis’ guys, because Charlie Weis couldn’t win with Charlie Weis’ guys. But the fact is Jones followed Kelly, twice, and Kelly already had a track record for building winners. Jones doesn’t. For the most part, I’ve always liked UT’s program, so good luck to them.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
That’s why I said symbolically. Of course that game doesn’t prove Dooley is a better coach than Jones. He isn’t. My dog is a better coach than Dooley. Nonetheless, it just doesn’t help fans that the one dude they do end up hiring is the guy that Dooley had one of his better wins against.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:53 PM
They offered Strong over 4 mil.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
Charlie Strong is sure getting a lot of mileage out of one 10 win season in a crappy conference.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:54 PM
If that happens to be the case I’ll be a very happy guy.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Also the vast majority of what Sean John said was probably echoed by a shitload of Notre Dame fans after Kelly’s hiring.
In fairness, Notre Dame fans thought they had Bob Stoops. And it all fell apart.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:55 PM
Texas fans are. The whining about Mack not stepping down for him is incessant.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
He was the OC at New Hampshire
December 7th, 2012 at 12:56 PM
The whole Mack thing is Fulmer part 2.
December 7th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Hate to say this but I think you Tennessee guys are over valuing your program, this isn’t the 90s…I am a Nebraska fan, I know of what I speak
December 7th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
States with horrible educational systems?
December 7th, 2012 at 12:58 PM
Fabienne, the worst character of any Tarantino movie.
BITCH HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE FUCKING WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!
December 7th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
I said precisely that in my post. I know this. We suck right now. We’ve sucked for 5 years. No one is denying that. It doesn’t mean we don’t have the money and facilities to go out there and get a bigger name coach. We simply do. Look up the facilities we just built. It shouldn’t be this hard to hire a coach to come to one of the few schools to win a BCS national championship, that’s in the best conference in the country, and plays in front of 102k thousand people. I’m sorry. I refuse to believe that.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Nebraska’s in a tough spot – are they ok with going 10-4 every year or do they want to make a change and risk going back to the Callahan years?
December 7th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
We’re already elevating Muschamp to that level?
Both Muschamps… or just one?
December 7th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
When’s the 15 year annivesary of that anyway?
December 7th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Two things.
1) Strong isn’t a big name hire. He isn’t worth 4 million.
2) Even so, they got outbid by Louisville for him. Louisville.
Again, I’m not writing this guy off. He may end up being the perfect fit. It’s just not encouraging to suffer through the worst 3 years of UT football in my lifetime, only to watch our Athletic Department bumble and stumble through a very publicly embarrassing hiring process only to scramble last minute for a guy who was near the bottom of their list. It is what it is.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Yes, both of them. Good joke. Well done. Quality stuff.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
The silver lining is I can stop wasting so many hours following this circus.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Sean Jean burning blisters in his fingers keying all those words.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
UT can always follow the Pitt model – bring back Johnny Majors, fore him, then hire Dave Wannstadt. Hell, you can call it the Pitt/UT model.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
Developed a pretty great offense there, with Dave Ball and Ricky Santos. Lots of top-5 ranked teams that flamed out early in the playoffs
/eff Northern Iowa
//where’s the UNI dude?
December 7th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
People in Nebraska are crazy, it takes a lot for an 18 year old kid from California/Texas/Florida to want to go and live there for 4 years, they don’t get that. My Mom was born there so I have a lot of family there but you couldn’t pay me enough to live there.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:06 PM
*fire
December 7th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
/vomits
//wonders what Walt Harris is doing
December 7th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Most annyoying:
Fabienne (PF)
Jungle Julia (DP)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (IB)
Son #1/Edgar McGraw (Kill Bill 1)
Vernita Green
December 7th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
I can type well over 80 wpm. Bring it.
/nerd trash talk
December 7th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
“the fuck I couldn’t” – Gene Chizik
December 7th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Best QB coach Ohio State ever had.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
And believe it or not, I’m 10 times more rational than 99% of our fanbase. Losing to Vandy and Kentucky will do that to you.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
What are you, a
seceretaryadministrative assistant?December 7th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
80, really? That’s pretty good. My wife tested out in the 90′s and used to make money typing out papers. That was before most people could type well. Not sure if people still do that.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
http://www.typingtest.com/index.html
58 adjusted. I’ve regressed a bit since my writing days.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Last time I ever recall WPM is Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing in middle school. Probably 25 years ago now.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
Santos was so good there. Great offense
December 7th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Damn, I was at 54 wpm. Way higher than I expected.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Sheeeit. If I really focus I can break triple digit wpm.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
I can type 100+. But it wouldn’t make sense in any language.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
75 WPM. And I’m a little rusty.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Ha.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
1st round: 93 with 6 errors, 87 adjusted.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
1st round: 93 with 6 errors, 87 adjusted.
How much can you do with two hands?
December 7th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Remember the game where you had to keep up a certain pace of typing to get a car to drive down the road?
December 7th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
I started to take it again, and I noticed that it’s giving me errors for things like double spacing between sentences. I’m filing a protest.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
I went 60/2 so I had less errors. I did nervoulsy go back a few time for edits. Probably cost me a bit.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
i’m between 60 and 70 at my max for that. the problem is i’m using a broken keyboard. also, most of my writing is scientific in nature so i don’t really have the opportunity to write fast, without a lot of strange characters or capitalization/italics. in word, where sentences are automatically capitalized, my guess would be about 75.
word auto-caps sentences though, so if you are transcribing in word, you can probably push triples consistently.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
And each mistake caused a bug to splatter on the windshield.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
the one I learned on was some mouse eating cheese thru a maze and if you got slow some cat came and got you.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
i’m between 60 and 70 at my max for that. the problem is i’m using a broken keyboard. also, most of my writing is scientific in nature so i don’t really have the opportunity to write fast, without a lot of strange characters or capitalization/italics. in word, where sentences are automatically capitalized, my guess would be about 75.
If you’re wondering when this turned from an attempt to provide context into whining it was when you typed “The problem is…”.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
lotta excuses in here.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
another nice thing: if you can detect/correct errors without looking at the copy, you are in real good shape. i can usually tell when ive made an error. but i don’t use the right fingers, so i could never ever get above 75.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
I took a test for work when I started and it was high seventy something, they were impressed because they’re old. Fucking worthless non tech literate people.
Also Fox just reported it was Butch Davis, good work.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
I think when I’m typing a research paper my WPM range is probably pretty wide. There are times when I get on a roll and am probably in the 80-90 range, but then if I’m struggling with word choice I can spend half an hour on the same sentence.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
not really… i just stopped trying to put caps since the left shift key is broken and i really don’t know how to use the right key.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
I noticed that too, does anyone ever still double space their sentences?
December 7th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
I noticed that too, does anyone ever still double space their sentences?
All the time.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
i learned to type from aol instant messenger, because it was super popular in my high school days for some reason… my mom would come by to talk to me and i didn’t want to interrupt the conversation, so i’d look up and talk to her and keep typing.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
of course. that might have been some of my errors. I always double space.
Is that no AP style anymore?
December 7th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
You mean besides me?
December 7th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
according to people i follow on twitter, (soxprospects.com editors, projo guys) double spacing is passe, because of something with adjusted character widths in word processing docs.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Kiffen was a splash hire. Look what happened there.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
fuck that noise. I will double space after sentences til I die.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Crazy. I havent double spaced a sentence since school.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
show the ap style change and then, only then, will I change.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Chicago style or GTFO.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
according to people i follow on twitter, (soxprospects.com editors, projo guys)
Taking puncuation and style tips from people on twitter. It all makes sense now.
/140 characters only goes so far.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
I mean, not that I ever have the need to write a report or letter in Word anymore. Guess that would change things.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
It’s single space under MPA. I’ve always double-spaced.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Doesn’t look like you double spaced this comment
December 7th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
The main reason double spacing is required in college and for professional manuscripts is so there is space to add corrections. If you’re doing a professional article or paper it would be set into single space at publishing in most cases.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
I guess I meant in general. Like here, emails, what have you. Formal documents in Word are a different story, as I’m sure you still get that squiggly line if you forget to double space in there.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
Well no clearly most people don’t double space in more casual settings. What would be the point of that?
December 7th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
*MLA. Shit, Chicago, too.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
It all carries over for me, I can’t turn it off. That’s why I usually type with full punctuation here. It would take me longer to stop and think how to abbreviate than just put in commas and whatnot.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
with adjusted character widths in word processing docs.
More precision with word processing put the double space after a period out of vogue.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
APA holding strong with 2.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
I guess technically I don’t use Chicago style proper, I actually use Turabian, which is a subset of Chicago style. I can’t stand MLA or APA though.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
I don’t normally do abbreviations or bad punctuation either, I guess I just forgot about the whole double spacing thing. Probably why I’m below 80 wpm now.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Guys, double spacing after full stops hasn’t been required since typewriters were the prominent method of word processing.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
APA holding strong with
2two./type out all numbers under 10.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
It was a discussion about it… I wasn’t using twitter to formulate empirical data on spacing. I always double space, so I’m just relaying what others said.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Guys, double spacing after full stops hasn’t been required since typewriters were the prominent method of word processing.
B/c the precision of the produced copy could be off a bit. This practice has been considered obsolete for about 25 years.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
God I just want to smack people who start sentences with Arabic numbers.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
I know WWOS I was just giving you grief.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Try switching back and forth between Turabian and APA on a daily basis. I’ve gone back to school to be a history teacher.
Ed Dept. = APA
Hist. Dept. = Turabian
Makes me want to pound my head on the desk when I finish a paper and realize I’ve done the citations in the wrong style.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
So has judging baseball players by Triple Crown categories, yet that persists.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Wasn’t he in like REO Speedwagon or something?
December 7th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
I’m 29… I had typing class in middle school that taught double spaces, IIRC.
Format/typos don’t bother me as much as grammatical errors or invention. I can even understand except vs. accept errors more easily than using an apostrophe to pluralize. Or an even worse ‘invention’ or grammar is when idiots pretend to be smart and use “and I” as an object because they don’t know the rule and got corrected after using it as a subject once. If you label a picture “Eric and I”, I judge you as an idiot who pretends to be smart but has no common sense or thought process, and will not waver from that.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
I advise you to stay away from any compilation of Prince song titles and lyrics.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
What the hell happened in here…..
December 7th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
You mean ‘waiver’?
/that guy
December 7th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
That’s every sportscaster who ever lived.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
What are your thoughts on the use of the semicolon in place of the apostrophe?
/ Lights Vez signal
December 7th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Me too and yes. Granted how old was your typing teacher? Mine was ancient.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
I would love to get an awesome older typewriter that has affordable ribbons/ink. I had one from my grama but it was more of a business one and died, it cost hundreds to fix and wasnt worth it.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
WWOS, I can hear you on the annoyance of apostrophes to pluralize and misusing homonyms, but honestly, you always sound like a dick with the “Blank and I” shit. It’s not the easiest rule.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Same here… an old bitchy lady who got so pissed if you peeked under the paper she taped over your hands/keyboard on the typewriter.
December 7th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
This is a great poster for people who use or want to use a semicolon.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Just promise them all the runzas they can eat.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
What the hell happened in here…..
You talked shit about your typing, refused to back it up, hid, and now we’re waist deep in some high-level grammar and puncuation discourse.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
I very rarely point it out but it’s as simple as any other rule. One is a subject, one is an object. You don’t say “picture of I”… so why say “picture of Eric and I”. I refuse to believe that is difficult in any way, for someone of moderate intelligence.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
I always used a form of “_____ went to the store” to figure that rule out.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Also … Esmarelda Villalobos.
/ You keeled ze other boxing man?
December 7th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
you always sound like a dick with the “Blank and I” shit. It’s not the easiest rule.
Ha, I forgot all about that rule.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
You and I drank until you blacked out, then I went to your house and fucked your wife.
That caused a bit of a rift between you and me.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
That reminds me, I fucking hated breaking down parts of the sentence.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
I will now remember this rule for the rest of my life.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Worst part of the movie.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
My favorite grammar lesson involves the importance of proper capitalization:
CORRECT:
“I helped my Uncle Jack off the horse.”
ALL SORTS OF WRONG:
“I helped my uncle jack off the horse.”
December 7th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
To be fair, I should have credited that to Sousedbergin’s Rules of Grammar and Binge Drinking.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
I never took keyboarding in high school although it was required. The only one in my class who didn’t because of a clerical/schedule error. Had to get special permission to get it waived. I am, however, an incredibly fast pecker.
/TN edumication’d
December 7th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
/go on
//One of you sick fucks here. Spencer’s mom maybe?
December 7th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Roman Numerals or GTFO.
also, despite my meltdown in the Roundup, I support my team’s new overlord, Butch Jones.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Worst part of the movie.
I’d argue that him explaining shit over and over to Fabienne is worse but they are both irksome. The original scripts had more exposition in the taxi scene, so it fleshed out Butch’s character a bit more.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Do they call it “keyboarding” nowadays? Obviously, when I learned, it was “typing”. And we used typewriters.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Took typing/not keyboarding.
/Not sure if that is get off my lawn’d or poor school system’d
December 7th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Would you rather fight a million duck sized horses that are jacked off by your uncle or one horse sized duck
/botched
December 7th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
The jokes just write themselves sometimes.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Ooh, dating yourself. We still called it typing when I took it, but it was on those old Macintoshes with black screens and green letters, and when we were done we could play Oregon Trail.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
It was called Keyboarding in 9th grade during the year 2001. FUCK ME, that was already 11 years ago.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
my highschool keyboarding teacher was this timid chick…probably mid-40′s. I played a lot of minesweeper and learned how to type really fast “hunting and pecking”.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Keyboarding typing its all the same difference
December 7th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
I’ve seen the extended version of the taxi scene, still didnt help. The scene you are talking about with Fabienne is also bad, that is when your sitting there thinking “Bitch get on the damn Chopper!!”
/GO TO THE CHOPPA!!
December 7th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
As much as I love Pulp Fiction, I find mmyself preferring Jackie Brown of late.
/ Your ass used to be beautiful
// What I would say to Jessica Biel when I met her in 2025
December 7th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
It’s not a motorcycle, baby, it’s a chopper.
/ Zed’s dead, baby
December 7th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
So has judging baseball players by Triple Crown categories, yet that persists.
Fantastic. I laughed.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
CJ, that was the Apple II e
December 7th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
And I don’t buy the ‘it’s just a blog comment/twitter’ excuse; if you know the language/grammar at all, then the difference between a subject and object should be pretty natural. It’s not ‘extra work’ to have the correct grammar and your computer doesn’t autofill the ‘I’ every time. It’s just that some people assumed that ‘I’ is always wrong because they were corrected from saying ‘me and Eric went to the store’ once and never bothered to figure out why it was wrong in that situation.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpEgQ3b_Ug0
December 7th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Some people just flat out sucked in English class no matter how hard they tried. Like me.
/team math and history
December 7th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
DEEPAK CHOPRA!!
December 7th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Pulp Fiction means more to me, but presently I prefer Kill Bill Vol. 2.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
WWOS, seriously, you sound like a jackass.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Also, why does Jones have one sleeve up and one down in the photo? Could it be the one sleeve is down to hide some … tattoos?!
/ Didn’t know Butch Jones was black
// Tattoos disqualify him from serving as college football CEO, right?
December 7th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
My mother has an teaching cert in English language I think, so it was stressed to me pretty young. I don’t think most teachers know the proper grammar now so it’s just not taught/stressed enough.
Even if you suck at English class, if you get a teacher who is strict enough, you learn the basics. I’m terrible at advanced tenses, just because I never learned them and hated the classes. If you held me at gunpoint and asked me what a subjective verb tense was, I’d just pull the trigger for you.
/no coop
December 7th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
The two Tarantino movies I just cannot get into are the Kill Bills. Too much style over substance, in my view.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
I’ve never corrected anyone with somewhat proper language… it doesn’t seem like asking a lot to expect people to know the difference between a subject and an object.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
So THAT’S why you un-followed me!
December 7th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Wait, CJ has a Twitter?
/Mullet
December 7th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
wow there’s a lot going on in 2. you should give it another trial. 1 was more flash. 2 is revenge, destiny, self perception, etc. Carradine’s speech at end about Beatrix’s true identity is great.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
I and johknee Walker; went to except our trophie’s for being awesome but the address alluded we.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Hey, we’re discussing American English, not Canuckian Franglais.
December 7th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
Full disclosure – I’m the grammar cop in my house.
My wife and kids dislike me sometimes. The I/me thing gets raised constantly.
December 7th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Charlie Strong is sure getting a lot of mileage out of one 10 win season in a crappy conference.
Charlie Strong’s track record is as a recruiter and it’s pretty damn good. Look at all the Florida kids on Louisville’s roster. That’s why Strong is such a commodity. He was Urban’s recruiting maven at UF and he has “Florida ties” that other programs would/have tried to kill for