Roger Goodell, Enforcing Player Conduct Since High School, Featured in the December Issue of Time Magazine

Roger Goodell, who is also one of the 40 finalists for Time’s Person of the Year, is profiled in the December edition of the magazine. That profile by Sean Gregory shows Goodell to be a conscientious bully– “the Enforcer” as the piece is entitled–who now stands at the crossroads of the sport.
Goodell was the dumb high school jock, wearing the letter jacket, three sport star who was captain of the football, basketball and baseball teams as a senior. While the stereotype there might cast Goodell as a bully, he was the protector of his brother, and would engage in fisticuffs when necessary. From the Time piece:
When Michael sees gay kids committing suicide because of bullying, he reflects on how he could have been one of them. “I was the type who would have been beat up a lot,” Michael says. “It would have been humiliating. What would that have meant if I did survive it? Would I have done drugs? There are all sorts of things you can turn to just because of self-hatred and loathing. But none of that was even a possibility, because I had this support around me. So, yeah, Roger is very much a hero figure for me.” When I relay Michael’s words to big brother Roger, he tears up. “Ha,” he says, sniffling, unable to say much else. “That’s the first time I heard that. I didn’t know it had that much impact on him.”
If today’s NFL players think that Goodell’s hard line stance on player conduct is a recent thing, well, he’s been doing it for years. Back in high school, Goodell was also hard line on players partying. His athletic teams signed a pledge not to drink or cause trouble, or they would be removed from the team. Other players knew that he would turn them in if they did not stick to the pledge. His brother Michael recounts one party where players were drinking, and fled out the back door while Roger was coming through the front.
It is Goodell who now stands at the forefront of an important era for the NFL. Financially, the league cannot help but make money and is as popular as ever. The concussion lawsuits and scientific studies on CTE, though, cast doubt on the future if the sport remains the same. As noted by Sean Gregory, youth participation in tackle football is down 35% over the last five years. Just this year, I saw something similar in my local area, where tackle signups were way down, and the overall numbers were down, but flag football was increasing to the point they were considering adding age groups at the upper end.
These are the numbers that inform the future. I am not sure how true it is when Goodell says “I don’t do things for public relations, I do things because they’re the right thing to do, because I love the game.” That depends on what public relations we are talking about. I have little doubt the current safety measures regarding helmet hits, and kickoffs, are public relations measures designed to help the sport long term when it comes to parents and children at the youth level, Congressional involvement, and the pressure from these lawsuits. He is, though, taking wildly unpopular stands among current players, and among many fans who don’t want to see the sport changed. He also opens himself to criticism with the 18 game schedule proposals, which is largely decried by fans who don’t want to see the game changed under the cry of “player safety.” Hey, we can all be inconsistent there, no need to be in Time Magazine.
Whatever the case, his past shows that Goodell is willing to be a conscientious bully when it comes to doing what he believes in, something that came from his past as the athlete who served as protector and rules enforcer, and from being the son of a Senator who took an unpopular stand within his own party because he felt it was right. Whether he is right, and succeeds, only time will tell.

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December 6th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Sounds like an all around snitch
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good job
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great effort
December 6th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Anyone think this guy is a good commissioner? Stern and even Selig are vastly superior IMO
December 6th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
I’ve been curious about something. In the past few months I’ve been having to watch a lot of Sportscenter because it’s the only thing on at the gym in the morning and I can’t change the channel; I’ve been noticing a lot of pop warner and middle school football highlights, all focusing on these amazing plays and especially on ones made by little fast kids. Is this some kind of media push by the NFL’s partners to make kid’s tackle football look attractive again or something?
Not that I would ever accuse ESPN of doing that.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Roger Goodell is pretty much the biggest load in town
December 6th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
There are FORTY finalists? Geesh.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
Great, you fucking wimps in high school could have ended this assholes sanctimonious bullshit right then. But you ran, fuck you pussies.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
What a rat asshole.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
I guess it’s like ten best picture nominees at the Oscars, the more people involved the better for the industry.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
No there are actually 38, there are 40 pages to the slideshow.
Psy, Sandra Fluke, the fat cunt that wrote Fifty Shades of Neck Fat, Jay Z, Gabby Douglas, all nominated.
Right up there with the heads of Israel, Syria, Egypt, Korea, China, the ECB. YAY SOCIETY!
“Undocumented Immigrants”, the Higgs Boson, or the Mars Rover will be it though.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Sorry I missed the derp-fest in Ballin’. But as a real Laker fan, take it from me: Chick Hearn is the greatest Laker of all time and it’s a long way down to #2.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
At least he isn’t David Stern..or the dipshit running the NHL into the ground
December 6th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Sounds like a good time.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Kill me.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Last night Duquense students had those big PTI heads on sticks. They had The Fresh Prince, Psy, Betty White, and the baby from The Hangover. I wanted the stadium to collapse.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
No, that would be Jerry Buss. Tough to compete with a geriatric who constantly bangs 22 yr olds. I would’ve sung his praises for USC involvement, but he did pay Kiffin’s Tenn buyout
December 6th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
Fletch is #2…he truly defines grace under pressure.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
rog was given the keys to a rolls and told “dont fuck it up.”
December 6th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
I understand people hate Stern, but his record as commish speaks for itself. He’s done an excellent job until the last few yrs
December 6th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
College kids are the absolue worst.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Exactly. He’s fucking it up
December 6th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Goodell must have a team of interns voting for him in that Time poll for “Man of the Year,” cause there is no way it should be 80% Definitely/20% No Way
December 6th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
I’d compare him to a nazi, but his being Jewish almost makes me feel like I shouldn’t.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
Anytime you can prevent your high school buddies from trying to get laid, in the name of pursuing a mediocre and meaningless football season, you have to do it.
/simmonsism on goodell
December 6th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
According to my latest focus group, every commissioner is the worst commissioner.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Wait, Karl Rove is on this list too?
December 6th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
don’t worry about it brah
December 6th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
No there are actually 38, there are 40 pages to the slideshow.
Ahh, I couldn’t find a list, and could not hold interest to go through all 40 slides. Stephen Colbert was also listed. An above average candidate based on the rest of the list.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
The meteoric rises are comparable, but somehow I doubt Stern’s fall will be as dramatic
December 6th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Is your focus group the TBL comments?
December 6th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
_______ was on a list about the ______ most ______ people on the planet. I am so disgusted/hope the Mayans were right.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Did you notice that Kim Jong Un has a 3.5 million vote lead?
December 6th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
I clicked through for the both of us. Hate when slideshows do that though. Stewart also on there.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Get the fuck outta here.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Haha yeah I did just see that. Rove needs some help, he is way in last place, with only 5,000 for, and over 100,000 against.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
I’m sorry, but what does this mean?
Psy
December 6th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Watsonian, or any Stern hater, what specifically do you despise? I know he’s an arrogant guy, but I find it difficult to conclude he isn’t a good commish based on his record.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
youth participation in tackle football is down 35% over the last five years.
my campaign consisting of one blog post and an occasional comment consisting of ‘ban tackle football for kids under 12′ is having an impact!
power to the people, people
December 6th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
2nd place behind the chubby cheeked north korean
December 6th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
I have learned that this is the person or persons responsible for gangham stuff. I think it is an individual.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
He’s just so damn Jewish…..actually, I despise the way he rigs his league. It’s fucking rigged.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
His athletic teams signed a pledge not to drink or cause trouble
lost two games my soph year for violating that
December 6th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
In a way. Last week’s focus group was conducted at FlashDancers with Souvenir City, ThatsSoTaguchi and Senator Jersey.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Just saw the 60 Minutes about Camp 14. That “three generations of punishment” is absolute bullshit.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Think you have it backwards. 12 years old to 18 is when you have the biggest disparity in size, strength and speed among players and therefore the most dangerous time. If you have a 13 year old learning to tackle for the first time playing against some already shaving child monster it’s not going to work out.
/I offer no solution though
December 6th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Ewing lottery and Kings-Lakers are quite difficult to defend. He is an expert in creating plausible deniability
December 6th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Whoo. That could have gotten ugly in the Bedard post. Kudos to the TBL commenters for keeping it clean after he made the remark about his twins cumming all over the place.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
That was awesome. Could have gotten very, very dark.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Think you have it backwards. 12 years old to 18 is when you have the biggest disparity in size, strength and speed among players and therefore the most dangerous time. If you have a 13 year old learning to tackle for the first time playing against some already shaving child monster it’s not going to work out.
/I offer no solution though
maybe in canada
December 6th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
I find it hilarious when there are obvious fuckups, but Stern goes all “I am David Stern…I am way smarter than you…fuck you”. Donaghy being a rogue official stands out as one of these instances.
The totalitarian criticisms ring true when governing the league, but I think he has been exceptionally even-handed and understanding in collective bargaining. I’d have been much more anti-player than he’s been in negotiations
December 6th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Phillies traded for Revere. So Minny gave up Span and Revere in the course of a week. Who is gonna play CF for them?
On face I like this deal for Philly but I don’t know much about the May kid.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
He lucked into Bird/Magic. Lucked into Jordan. Players built revenues. Stern stupidly packaged the league as a superstar driven vehicle instead focusing on the teams. Couldn’t market his best team. Oversaw two lockouts (what an excellent job). To say he’s thin-skinned would be an insult to thin-skinned people everywhere. Instituted the stupid “don’t leave the bench” rule. Has presided over numerous draft controversies. Vetoed a legitimate trade. Fined a team for resting it’s players amidst a bullshit schedule. Instituted a retarded dress code. Allowed Clay Bennett to move the Sonics. Actually, pretty much helped Clay Bennett move the Sonics.
But yeah, his record speaks for itself.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Sean May. Two sport dynamo. Weighs four hundred and ninety pounds.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
OT: Is there a TBL Bowl Pick ‘Em thing?
December 6th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Huh??
December 6th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
This is untrue. The player model has been tremendously successful.
Picking nits.
Picking nits again.
This is an ownership, not Stern issue. This speaks to his record of demanding, and getting new buildings though.
God forbid they dress like professionals. The dress code has been a positive move.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Nice to see an asshole, self righteous prat, Senators son brown-nose his way up the corporate ladder, inspiring.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Except for that whole Spurs stretch where the NBA Finals might as well have been tape-delayed again
December 6th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Two lockouts in 30 years is not a bad record. Basketball is the fastest growing American sporting export, and easily the world’s second most popular sport. (fuck cricket, it’s played in a few really populous countries, it’s not a global game)
December 6th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Check back to Monday where TBL thinks Shannon Sharpe said “cum” instead of “color” during a segment on Sunday that included a hot Vicky’s supermodel.
It was absurd and not taken down.
Thus, anytime the word “Color” is used, expect a shitload of well-deserved wise-cracks about cum….
December 6th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Right. Ignore Lebron, Kobe, etc….uneducated fans don’t like the Spurs, or Duncan’s style of play.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Ah, thanks, I missed a few days here. Where’s that damn meme spreadsheet..
December 6th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Scrotjans…Chris Paul situation? Seemed to overextend his role as commissioner. I also think you are minimizing his role in Seattle.
Not trying to say he’s bad, but he has some blemishes.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Shit happens when you push a player-driven league, I think we’re in agreement here
December 6th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
For a niche sport, Stern is doing fine.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
I know. One of my initial pro-Stern posts in the thread referenced the last few yrs being a slip in his performace
December 6th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
The NFL is more popular and profitable than ever, but Goddell is fucking it up. Meanwhile, Bird Selig gets higher TV money so he’s the greatest commish. Gotcha.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
I’d be curious to see how Finals will rate if OKC goes on a Spurs like run. Last year, I think the ratings were down just a smidge from Dallas-Miami Finals but not enough to make any sorts of definitive statements about small markets and tv ratings. Bottom line, aside from football, marquee players and big markets drive big ratings in all the sports.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
As for ratings…and I’ll see if I can find the slide show from business insider…you can’t even compare TV ratings from 3 years ago to 2012. Too much streaming.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Team play is not appreciated in the NBA. It’s a self-admitted “star driven” league.
Thus, if a team does not have a star, they have little chance of ever competing for anything other than getting to the playoffs. The Spurs had Robinson, then Duncan, both non-spotlight seeking heads of great teams. However, those Spurs are likely once in a lifetime.
To some, this is a fine model. It’s all about the 5-8 guys that are better than everyone else. They can never foul out. They will go to the line at least 6 times per game. Other teams will be at the short end of the whistle more times than not against those stars. That isn’t competition. It’s more a competitive WWE model. It’s not completely fixed (as long as no one believes Tim Donaghey), but it isn’t hard to figure out the desired results.
This drives things like Popovich sitting his players and the commish getting his nose bent because “people paid good money to see those stars”.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Is this meant to just be inflammatory or do you think you’re making a point? Goodell has been commish for six years, you dullard.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Dammit, I meant to predict this comment a while ago but got distracted
December 6th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Anyone know if Babar is on twitter?
December 6th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Considering that basketball team can only have 5 players playing at one time, it naturally leads to stars playing a bigger role in outcome of the sport. There’s nothing cynical about that.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
I agree with this stuff. The Mavs-Wade finals were another officiating debacle. I’m not in favor of the insanely pro-offense rules the NBA currently operates with, but that’s proven a successful model for creating a product the masses will consume
December 6th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
I have an account, but do not tweet.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Start your own site, Walter.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Glorious Mullet, I do believe you have a Twitter problem.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Start your own site, Walter.
is this a velvet banhammer?
December 6th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Gotcha. After reading that post youb made about whats his face yanking his dick to pieces watching Manning tonight, I had to know. I’m still dying over here.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
How so?
December 6th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Glorious Mullet, I do believe you have a Twitter problem.
some folks steal, drink, molest…i’m ok with his ocd, which is amassing every commenter’s twitter handle
/moves away from mullet slowly then sprints
December 6th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
OOOOOOOHHHH!! That sounds like an “I know more about blogging than you” barb.
/Shots fired
I was in favor of leaving it up, if only for the commenting hilarity that ensued
December 6th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
I’ll start my own..
December 6th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Quite the opposite. Walter knows far more.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Start your own site, Walter.
Click Me!
December 6th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
who’s barb?
December 6th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
kc, if i may…if you don;t twitter much why link your name to it? i have a few blogs i’m ignoring you can link to
December 6th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
The middle-aged chick with big hair in accounts receivable.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
she’s in the cubicle next to freda
December 6th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
She will corner you at the Christmas party with a glint in her leching eyes and ask if you and your girlfriend are “adventurous.”
December 6th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
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December 6th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Mullet I think someone has a list on twitter of commenters.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
it just struck me that goodell is what josh homme will look like in 20 years when he cuts his hair, wears a suit, and holds a football
December 6th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
kc, if i may…if you don;t twitter much why link your name to it? i have a few blogs i’m ignoring you can link to Joe
Ha. I dunno. I used to change the link often. Maybe I’ll go to Twitter this afternoon and see what is going on.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
Our Twitter accounts are not Pokemon Mullet you weirdo.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I KNOW WHO IS WHO YOU BUNCH OF DICKHOLES
/sorry for yelling
//not really sorry
///had anyone yanked their dick to pieces yet?
December 6th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Well good. Looks like I can still post.
I stand by the call. I consider this site much better than that.
The defensiveness is off-putting. If the site wants this type of stuff, then it shouldn’t rail on other media types for making mistakes or gaffes.
It’s not my blog. I have a lucrative position (not MikeNYC lucrative, but on the North end of the averages) which allows me to read and occasionally post during the day. I would assume that my opinions are allowed. And, I just re-posted the thoughts of about 100 others wrote on Monday.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
I think the defensiveness is hilarious and allows for back and forth between posters and commenters. It’s part of what makes the site entertaining.
As for the hypocrisy of railing against the mistakes of others, then refusing to admit their own…I doubt they’ll cop to this, but it’s good for business. It stirs up some passion and readers en masse don’t hold TBL to such a high standard of journalistic integrity.
December 6th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
I come here 90% for entertainment, 10% for news
December 6th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Eaaaaaasy broseph, I’m just playing along.
I have a high paying full-time job too. I guess we should high five.
December 6th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Not until about 8 tonight
December 6th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
My bad. I missed that damn sarcastic font again.
/Kind of
December 6th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Time Magazine should have done better reporting. They should have talked to someone who knew the enforcer 10-15 years ago when he was paryting like a wild man!