Roundup: Drunk Guy Passed Out on a Urinal, Woman in Iowa is 115 Years Old & Ryan Howard Got Married
Jessica Biel … if you’re into the media, here’s a cool Nielsen social media report … who knew Louisville was such a destination? … Bar Refaeli, please keep twit-picking … funny headline: Deer 60,000, hunters 5 … “Cruel new fact of crustacean life: lobster cannibalism” … woman in Iowa turns 115 … meth mugshots remain terrifying … the 50 best journalism programs in the country … have you read this paper on how to beat Roulette? … the hard life of an NFL longshot … he’s 28, never played high school football, but wants to be a college kicker … she robbed a bank, then bragged on YouTube … RIP Dave Brubeck …
Barry Alvarez, the Wisconsin AD, will return to the sidelines to coach the Badgers in the Rose Bowl. [JS Online]
Very good list of future NFL GMs. Could be a lot of GM turnover this year. [NFL.com]
Is there a financial correction coming to baseball? [Splice Today]
Cal’s new football coach: Sonny Dykes. Not sure why Bears fans are upset. It’s a good, not great job, and Dykes knows offense. [SF Gate]
What an athlete’s brain looks like after head trauma. [NYT]
Fran Fraschilla’s son, Matt, has committed to playing basketball at Harvard. [ESPN]
Olympic gymnast Gabby Douglas wrote a memoir, and here’s a review. [Guardian]
Very good read on Daryl Morey, the analytical GM of the Rockets. [SI]
Jeff Conine would like to see a clean Hall of Fame. The jokes write themselves. [Herald]
Ryan Howard got married over the weekend, and his wife jumped in the ocean to “trash” the dress. [Crossing Broad]
Good read on DeMar DeRozan of the Raptors. [CBS]
Did a rift between Mike Gundy and his AD cause the coach to flirt with Tennessee? [Oklahoman]
The great story about two brothers who have college football-related twitter feeds and go HAM on one another. [CBS Sports]
Woman featured in Times story about sexual disorder commits suicide. [Tampa Bay Times]
Megan Fox will be in the movie “This is 40.” You’ve seen the commercials, I’m sure.
Jimmy Fallon quietly is doing a lot of cool stuff on late night TV.
Did Don Mattingly say “shit” on MLB Network? Note: Donnie Baseball was my favorite baseball player for about a decade.
The hosts can’t stop laughing at the word “cock.”
Kim Clijsters playing tennis at the age of nine.
Have never owned a cat or dog, but I found myself laughing a couple times at this. [via Hot Clicks]
Here’s a drunk guy passed out on the urinal. I cringed through most of this. [via Adam]

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December 6th, 2012 at 8:11 AM
Leslie Mann is insufferable.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:17 AM
the 50 best journalism programs in the country
I agree with a lot on that list. There’s a few I think that shouldn’t be on there, where they got some large donations from famous faculty, money was spent to make things look nice but quality of students and program still pedestrian.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
you read this paper on how to beat Roulette?
I’d be suprised if anybody here has played more roulette here than me. But first thing I saw was this is based on a European, or Monacco wheel (one zero not two). So good luck finding a wheel in the USA like that to play on.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:21 AM
Cal’s new football coach: Sonny Dykes.
Good hire. Go get ‘em, big guy.
Jessica Biel
Ooooooooh.
OT: I’m bogarting the Roundup, but I have a question for the group. My Verizon contract expires next month, and I’m considering smart phones. I’m not necessarily an iDisciple (more of a Samsung guy).
I solicit your input. What should I consider?
December 6th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
Were you watching Ellen yesterday Jason? I say that cause my wife DVR’d her show and was watching it last nite and I saw that Biel was on it.
At least the roundup pic doesn’t show that Bowl Haircut…uugggghhhh.
Some of her best here
December 6th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
Very good list of future NFL GMs. Could be a lot of GM turnover this year.
Sadly, it seems Joe Banner firing Tom Heckert and hiring Mike Lombardi to be his puppet personnel director is fait accompli. I think four or five different media outlets have indepently sourced that. Complete Bullshit. So add Tom Heckert to that list of GM candidates.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:26 AM
Some of her best here
Every man should get to bang a woman with a stomach like that once in their life. And yes, the same rule applies for the ladies as well.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:27 AM
I don’t get this at all! Of course if you have lots of money, no problem.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Great roundup today, except for Biel.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
… do prostitutes count or not
December 6th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
I mean I’m sure it wasn’t the case with her because he’s got the most undeserved millions ever but I had thought the “trash the dress” thing usually involved a different dress?
December 6th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
Leslie Mann is insufferable.
Disagree.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
I mean I’m sure it wasn’t the case with her because he’s got the most undeserved millions ever
Um, A-Rod?
December 6th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
Does anyone here ever bet against their team? I do it sometimes.
A decent sized wager against Providence (-6.5) who plays a bad URI team tonight in a rivalry game. PC is down to 5 scholarship players and 0 point guards. I expect Hurley to apply pressure. PC almost blew a 20 point lead against Miss St. when their clueless coach finally decided to press.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
That was hysterical. The cat was spot on, except my cat gladly eats her own puke and does run to the door when I come home because she is hungry.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
Stratosphere in Vegas had single zero roulette wheels (at least 5 or 6 years ago they did).
/the downside is you have to go to the Stratosphere
December 6th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
cum on, man…
December 6th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
/the downside is you have to go to the Stratosphere
Did you do the bunjee jump too? Holy shit that place is way out in the boonies. You pull up the expedia list and sort by price – Stratosphere is undoubtedly the cheapest.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Does anyone here ever bet against their team? I do it sometimes.
Have heard it called “an emotional hedge”. Usually do it for playoff games or when the Ravens are favored on the road. Made a decent wager on Yankees at beginning of this year’s ALDS which helped ease the sting of the O’s miraculous season ending.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
Cool Reddit post by Dale Murphy’s son appealing for last HOF chance.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
This right here.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Actually – the time we went there we were staying at Treasure Island. We walked – it was about 2 miles/30 minutes.
No I didn’t bungee jump. I did ride the roller coaster (which may not even be there any more).
December 6th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
Sometimes, yes. In particular, if you’re the fan of a “public” favorite (like the Steelers, Notre Dame, etc.) the lines often get skewed beyond what they should be just to account for people that throw money on teams they like.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
I did it one time last year with the Dolphins vs the GMen at MetLife. Phins were 0-6 and pissing me off and I said, “What the fock, might as well win money if they’re losing!”. GMen laying 10 pts and wouldn’t you know it, the Phins were playing tough and actually had a chance to win the game outright. Of course, they lose 20-17 and I also lose my bet. Nice.
/Not doing that anymore
//Double-digit dogs!!!!!
December 6th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
i saw him in like 2003 or 2004, he was already having some age-related trouble, but good god, the minute he started playing, he dominated. phil woods, the alto sax player was similar…he wheeled out his oxygen tank because he had emphysema, and i had no idea how he’d be able to play sax. but somehow had the most beautiful, rich, full alto sax sound ive ever heard.
these old, old jazz guys, even if you dont dig the music, it’s worth going to see em play. think about how an athlete would be if their physical skills never diminished and they had 50+ years of experience…it’s kinda like that.
you hear all these new kids flying around their instruments doing outrageous musical gymnastics and these old guys can just shit all over that nonsense with two or three riffs. id def recommend seeing some of the older jazz stars while theyre still alive.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
… do prostitutes count or not
Yep. But the lady I was with back in the day didn’t have that nice a stomach.
/previous story time’d
December 6th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
You pull up the expedia list and sort by price – Stratosphere is undoubtedly the cheapest.
October 2009 I got three rooms there for $25 total when we were passing through on our way to Festival *8*. I think I spent a total of 30 minutes in the room, making the roughly $16/hour rate I paid still a total bargain.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
The other problem with walking to the Stratosphere is the shithole that end of the strip has become. Crappy old places like Circus Circus, shutdown casinos like The Sahara, and a bunch of creepy locals/drunks are the only things beyond the Wynn/Encore the last and only time I ever walked down that end.
December 6th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Cool Reddit post by Dale Murphy’s son appealing for last HOF chance.
Dale Murphy and Andre Dawson were my favorite baseball players as a kid.
/superstation’d
December 6th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Biel was on Ellen the other day looking fine even with that goofy hairdo. Also caught a little bit of Texas chainsaw massacre she was in. What a body and of course the acting
December 6th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Jazz is the most underrated of all music genres.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Journalism program quality matters less than a strong college paper…connected faculty and as always motivated industrious and talented students. Only so much you can learn in class. Its like a trade
December 6th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
The Roots!
December 6th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
They both used to come into the Vet against some bad Phillies teams in the mid-80′s and just wreck shop.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
I thought the tradition usually involved the bride drowning.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
Spencer – couldn’t agree more.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
this colicky newborn is making me want to kill myself
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
BABY
December 6th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Grammar question: I was just reading an article where the author wrote “should have went”. I can’t count the number of times I’ve seen that lately (including by bloggers at The Big Lead). I was taught (decades ago) that it should be “should have gone”. Was I taught incorrectly, have the rules changed, or are these writers just making a mistake?
December 6th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
I remember asking my dad if I could cash out a couple savings bonds so I could buy a Jose Canseco rookie card, worth like $55 at the time. He laughed at me. Good thing he did.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
I dunno whether to think Barry Alvarez is a cool dude for descending from his pulpit for a BCS game, or just a sorry glory-grabber.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
you hear all these new kids flying around their instruments doing outrageous musical gymnastics and these old guys can just shit all over that nonsense with two or three riffs.
Brubeck liked to talk about the power of music as being about the “dialogue” between performers. it’s a great way to look at the difference between youth and experience, where typically those who are inexperienced want to show off their technical prowess (whether by talking big or running off difficult series of notes) while the experienced know to listen first and pick the right moment to add the minimal inflection that compliments the conversation perfectly. He was a master of this.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Pretty solid “A Football Life” last night. Forgot how awesome/understated Barry was. I’m glad Emmitt was in it as well; he(unsurpringly) came off as a total douchebag.
Also enjoyed seeing Wayne Fontes. I loved the annual emotional press conference/late season run to save his job.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Leslie Mann is insufferable.
No way. She looks amazing naked in The Change Up.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
Has she been in anything other than the movies her husband shoehorned her into?
December 6th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
… wearing the same clothes in the video as she wore in the bank robbery.
Seems like a real winner. She also, apparently, contracted HIV from a carnival worker.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
If you’re smart, you do. If you like to enjoy sports, I’d suggest staying away from it.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
5yo boy gets his first underpants hot from the dryer. Seems happy
December 6th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Did you guys try Mylicon? It’s OTC, and for some reason our kid always settled down within 5 minutes after taking it when he was gassy/fussy.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
She was in “Big Daddy” with Adam Sandler. She was the Hooters girl that Sandler made fun of through the whole movie.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Emmitt was such a dick. I loved the guys holding the sign telling Emmitt to thank Barry for his record.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
He has colic. Nothing will “solve” it but time and some fucking crazy gymnastic soothing method a friend showed us. And that only works 1/3 of the time.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Excuse me? She showed the girls?
December 6th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Every man should get to bang a woman with a stomach like that once in their life.
Wife did before she got pregnant. Really Really hoping things at least get back to 80% of what she had before.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
I agree with you….it’s “should have gone”.
That said, you should be happy they didn’t write “should of went”.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Any of you vegas lovers take a crack at the thrill rides on top of the one skyscraper? Looks insane
December 6th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
errrthing
December 6th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Does anyone here ever bet against their team?
If you’re smart, you do. If you like to enjoy sports, I’d suggest staying away from it.
+1
December 6th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Jessica Biel >>>>>>> Leslie Mann >>>>>>>> Megan Fox
/and thats whats up
December 6th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
For you, I’d suggest a nice rotary phone
/because you’re old, you see
December 6th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Questlove, please start mixing some salads and whole grains in to your diet.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
incredibly well said.
i remember saying this last week…the first time i “got” bill evans, it turned how i viewed real music totally upside down.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
It’s both, the team captains asked him to do it so there’s something admirable about accepting the gig but at the same Barry does seem to enjoy being Barry in Madison (a couple of Bielema’s comments yesterday made it sound like he was a little bitter about that and how the fans viewed him in comparison) so this works out for both parties
December 6th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
I dunno whether to think Barry Alvarez is a cool dude for descending from his pulpit for a BCS game, or just a sorry glory-grabber.
Saw Alvarez at a bar in Jacksonville during 2010 NCAA tourney. Seemed like a cool guy plus he had some female acquaintances with him who appeared 30+ years younger than he.
/so he’s got that going for him…which is nice.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
I’m pretty sure Sandler and Apatow were roommates in college. I honestly think he’s responsible for everything she’s done career-wise.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
the hard life of an NFL longshot
That article is two weeks old and been linked everywhere else (including here.) Otherwise, solid round-up.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Breathe friend. It sucks, I know.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Hot diggity, I’ll have to check this out.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Saw Alvarez at a bar in Jacksonville during 2010 NCAA tourney. Seemed like a cool guy plus he had some female acquaintances with him who appeared 30+ years younger than he.
Back in the 90s he knocked up a Wiskey cheerleader.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
I thought spent all day debating the site why Cal isn’t a destination site and Chris Peterson shouldn’t even bother looking there?
December 6th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
He has colic. Nothing will “solve” it but time and some fucking crazy gymnastic soothing method a friend showed us. And that only works 1/3 of the time.
first off, do not shake that baby.
secondly, usually colic is because a baby can’t get rid of gas. There is a thing that exists that might be of use to you, but it’s kinda gross. It didn’t exist when we had our first kid, and our second guy was not so bad.
But this thing exists. My kid’s doctor showed it to me. It is for colic. It is not medicine.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
You talking phones or carriers? I could never go with anything but Verizon, but if I lived in a big city and never really left, I’d go with a discount service (Metro PCS, Cricket, etc) or Sprint at the very least.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Been kicked out of no less than three Madison steakhouses over the years for being drunk and disorderly and the urban legend for a while now is that he once knocked up a cheerleader so this all fits to form…a legend amongst legends
December 6th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Was playing roulette at Bally’s in Vegas one time with some friends on a guys weekend (four of us). We decided to make a “bold move” and all put a $25 chips on red 23 (Michael Jordan), it hit, we went crazy. Tipped the girl spinning the wheel and walked away.
Pit boss came over to look because of our celebrating, and made her change out the roulette ball.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
KC Res knows the score
December 6th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
Has she been in anything other than the movies her husband shoehorned her into?
Yes, there’s plenty of good articles on her out there. She took a good # of years off to start their family. Most but not everybody jumps at every role.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
So true, that’s where I caught all the Braves games and the battle between him and Mike Schmidt. Good times.
I remember when your TV had 13 channels on the turn dial and you had the cable box on top of your TV and there was about 8-10 buttons. Plus, a key that could lock the channels. I think the early “pay” channels were USA network, TBS, HBO, TMC, MTV, some others.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
You may want to give Mylicon (or even Gripe Water) a shot.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
mind blown. never knew such a thing existed.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Gary Moeller is quite impressed.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
This. I also remember a way to mess with some of the buttons so you could kind of watch HBO.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
KC Res knows the score Butters
I remember hearing about that before the internet was what it is. A lot of Chicago guys went to KU and their friends went to Wisconsin. That rumor has been around forever. As in, that kid is probably being recruited to play O-line somewhere now.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
My dog slept like a corpse last night, and I got a solid seven hours in.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
You may want to give Mylicon (or even Gripe Water) a shot.
anything beats walking in circles bouncing.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
I really liked her in Stealing Harvard
/very underrated movie
//I was hungry so I decided to heat up a brick of cheese. I need my cheese.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
When do we get a post about how the Tennessee coaching search is damaging to the psyche of the SEC?
Also, Bielema seems to have issues with Alvarez. There were some veiled shots in the presser.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
Wow what a hero. Marry a wealthy producer and take time off from the easiest job in the world. Build the goddamn statue already.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
oh, and fuckin french toast
December 6th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
She plays the exact same character in every movie. She’s like Denzel without the talent or good looks.
Do love that movie, though.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
The days of stealing cable and having the mysterious black box are long gone.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
“one ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy…”
Phones. I’m pretty happy with Verizon, and don’t care much about a ton of apps. I want maybe a GPS app, or a language translator so I can say “Who farted?” in Farsi.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Everybody fawns over that Greek saganaki, but they know how to do it in Argentina – a sharp provelone style cheese, dusted with oregano and grilled over wood embers. Good shit.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
you are correct, I think you either pushed 2 buttons at once or fiddled with the tuner wheel. it came in “snowy” & black & white. It’s how I watched Body Heat and Cat People as a kid. Any chance to catch nudity as a pre-teen, you did it.
/Kathleen Turner then, could get it
//not so much now.
///wont link a pic of the current Kathleen Turner
December 6th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
I’ve hit some big payouts at roulette. And yes, the pitboss is coming over for a huge payout every time. Some placces they have to announce big tips too, so you should know that and tip under that. You and the right croupier can be an effective team in the right scenarios.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Are you shedding many tears, Butters? I suppose it depends on who they hire…
But, Bret seems like every bit the douche I assumed he was to begin with…
December 6th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Another great underrated flick – Out Cold
December 6th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
Pan frying the cheese is retarded. Grilling halloumi is much better.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
mind blown. never knew such a thing existed.
the thing about it, though, is that step #2 is a real Lulu of a step. Hard to wrap your mind around.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
The days of stealing cable and having the mysterious black box are long gone.
In junior high there were one or two days where there was a free preview of the Playboy channel. I remember that news spreading like wildfire.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
I find her attractive at times. One thing I will agree with though, she definitley knows her shtick.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Wow what a hero
Ha sorry I figured she’d be your type, she plays pyschos and you have a history of dating them.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
Uh no they’re not. I watch HBO live streaming for free.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
I mean I’m sure she’s a nice person but every one of her characters I’ve seen is just a grating shrill bitch, always an unlikable character.
Though she’s not the queen of being shoehorned into roles because of who she married. That would be Mrs. Timothy Burton.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Man, last night it looked like there was gonna be a NHL deal. That NHL Podium looked so sexy. And now? It’s likely gonna fall apart again.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
No way. She looks amazing naked in The Change Up.
Excuse me? She showed the girls?
I actually sorry I ruined it for you, I feel like it is so much more enjoyable if you are watching the movie and never see it coming. It was glorious.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
Sliced Sharp Cheddar in a nonstick pan, cook until it gets that great, brown crust, slide/pour on to your burger of choice. Repeat.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
I’m really happy with my Droid Razr HD. They have the Razr M which is a little smaller. The other phone that piqued my interest when I was shopping is the new LG nexus that’s going to come out shortly.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
That was exactly how I saw Dressed to Kill (full frontal shower scene) and also Cat People.
/olden days
December 6th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
I still think they are going to play by Christmas week.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
I went to Google to do some “research”, and this was the first result.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
I hope so.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
I hated Bielema before it became fashionable…hearing that he was contacting Arkansas back in September about the job was vindication
December 6th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Does anyone else have weird dreams if they eat a cheese product shortly before going to bed?
December 6th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
If it’s any consolation, Columbus hasn’t noticed, so I think we’re weathering the storm okay.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
jessica biel, in my top 3 of all time hots. thanks for the pic, now i have tightpants.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
I meant having the illegal black box that you could get PPV for free.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
The down side with those Motorolla, LG, and HTC phones is that you can’t delete any of the verizon bloatware. On the Samsung phones (Galaxy SIII, Galaxy Note II) you can get rid of those.
I have the SIII and it’s pretty awesome.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
December 6th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
You shouldn’t eat cheese that close to bedtime lest you end up looking like Tim Ryan
December 6th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
leslie Mann had a body double in Changeup
/just sayin
December 6th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
If I’m not mistaken, the Leslie Mann boobs in the change up were digital. Still she looks good for a chick in her 40′s.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
I will say that her turn on Californication a few years ago was horrifying and wonderful. She played the rich old haggard sexual predator to perfection.
/Earth Kitt in Boomerang is still the gold standard
//Marccccusssss
December 6th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
MP III, not sure if you were the person talking turntables a few days ago. Here was the web site. Owner of the business is very cool.
http://www.needledoctor.com/Replacement-Stylus
December 6th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
I need someone to explain this “make whole” thing in simple terms that my feeble mind can understand. Also, if the 5yr max contract ends up being the lone sticking point I will go ballistic.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
It was the perfect combination of creepy, disgusting, and hilarious.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Not what I’m talking about. Cheddar is a completely different kind of cheese. Cheeses used in saganaki have extremely high melting points so they don’t actually melt over direct heat. The stuff on the right is grilled halloumi. I grilled that for around ten minutes. Most people fry it in the pan but I prefer grilled because it gets a better texture.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
our daughter was colicky…baby zantac was a life saver…go to the dr
December 6th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
If I’m not mistaken, the Leslie Mann boobs in the change up were digital. Still she looks good for a chick in her 40′s.
This in no way takes away from my enjoyment of that scene. And I agree on the second point.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
you can’t delete any of the verizon bloatware
it can be done with rooting I believe, but yeah. it annoys the fuck out of me every time one of those stupid apps tries to tell me it it needs to be updated. what, like this time will be the time I decide to do it after I haven’t the first 82 times, rhapsody/blockbuster/everygoddamnverizonapp?
December 6th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
I watch PPV fights all the time on VIPbox.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
When I don’t get home from work (after going to the gym) until almost 8 and I’m starving, I’m making myself a sandwich. Tim Ryan be damned, I’m not eating a sandwich without a slice of cheese.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
reminded me of the video we had to watch before leaving the hospital. When is it okay to shake a baby? Never
December 6th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
What’s wrapped around the asparagus?
December 6th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Haha the dog is all belligerent because of an inflatable Santa
December 6th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Problem is rooting will void the warranty
December 6th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Bacon.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
Loved Eddie in that scene.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Put on some shoes, hippy.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Problem is rooting will void the warranty
true, but it earns you cred with the tech team in the office, right?
December 6th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Those aren’t my feet, I’m not a five foot two girl.
/Butters
December 6th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
If it’s any consolation, my daughter is 7 weeks old, and just slept through the night for the first time last night.
/dick move
//fist pump
December 6th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Yes she does.
The only role I found her to be all that annoying was the wife in “Knocked Up”, which I guess she is reprising in this new flick.
And even about that role, I’ll say this: I think she nails it, with respect to how women (at least the ones I know) act when they hit their mid-30′s/mid-life crisis.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Jazz is the most underrated of all music genres.
Give me a few jazz cd’s/lps that are “must haves” in your opinion. No “Hits” CDs either.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
So I guess that eliminates Boz Scaggs’s “Hits!”
December 6th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
grilled halloumi
what in the fucks name of hipster sex moves are you people talking about?
December 6th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Its ok babar ill trump your dick move….none of our four had colic
December 6th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Oh don’t get me wrong, she absolutely nails it, I just find that behavior to be insufferable.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Does anyone else have weird dreams if they eat a cheese product shortly before going to bed?
I get red wine dreams. And they’re usually unpleasant.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
damn, Mole, didn’t realize you were the iron chef.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I guarantee you can find it in a grocery store near you. Look for this on the cheese island. Trust me it’s amazing.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
kind of blue, milestones, miles smiles, ESP by miles, giant steps by coltrane, standards vol. 1 by keith jarrett, jaco pastorius’ self titled album, wayne shorter’s speak no evil, bill evans live at the village vanguard, herbie hancock’s headhunters.
there’s a start.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
I already have Scagg’s stuff anyway. Might not be on Hits but I love Dinah Flo when I am needing a pickmeup.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
And I’m sure all women don’t act like she does at that age.
But yeah…I recognized that behavior.
/deletes con
December 6th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
She nails it so well, that it’s believable she’s like that in real life.
/still would
December 6th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
reminded me of the video we had to watch before leaving the hospital. When is it okay to shake a baby? Never
I watched a Michael Ian Black comedy special about a year ago (it was about as funny as you think), and he did a bit about being up late at night with a grumpy ass newborn, and coming to the realization that he really did want to shake that baby, and that what the baby could really benefit from was a good shaking.
And I laughed a lot, because it’s a difficult to resist urge, sometimes.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
You know whats awesome especially live? Salsa music. At the end of each song it turns into a multi instrument jam
December 6th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Woohoo! Way to go team
/proud graduate of Univ Alaska-Anchorage JPC dept.
/works in environmental remediation consulting
December 6th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Yeah it’s on there. Best album cover for a greatest hits compilation ever.
December 6th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
thelonius monk and coltrane at canegie is a must-have too. wes montgomery’s boss guitar. pat metheny’s bright size life is a personal favorite.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
Funny to see the SI cover with the headline “Lance Armstrong: How Cancer Helped Him Win” on the Barry Sanders A Football Life.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I realize the movie is polarizing, but in Knocked Up when she’s spying on her husband and catches him doing the fantasy baseball draft, that’s fucking hilarious. Epic crazy wife shit there.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
I know and I know. When have we ever maintained a non-tangential conversation here?
December 6th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
One of Rob Lowe’s first acting roles was an after school special where he plays a sixteen year old that knocks up some bitch and they have the baby. It won’t stop crying so he starts screaming and shaking at it. Great stuff.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
I was talking calculus and you’re bringing in geometry, come on man.
I just didn’t want you to think I was suggesting cheddar in the pan is ducktarded. I have to get some cabot seriously sharp tonight on the way some so I can make tacos.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
If I go on a bender one of the nights afterwards is going to be a bad time. Used to just stay up all night which is not fun when you are hungover, now I just get Spencer’d.
/Miracle drug
Yep and there is TV marathons all the time and new movies on Justin.tv
/24 hour Adventure Time, what’s your cable box got?
December 6th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
MP III, not sure if you were the person talking turntables a few days ago. Here was the web site. Owner of the business is very cool.
yup, that was me. thanks buddy.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
You don’t work for half a year but tell your boss you’re not coming back unless they pay your for the half year you sat on your ass.
Shutter the NHL and start over.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
The whole part about whether she was still hot enough to be at the club was spot on. My ex-wife and her friends used to have those same conversations about themselves.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Back in the day when I was using Sopcast and myp2p (I guess 2006 or so) I stumbled across the 24/7 Simpsons channel. Didn’t even think to look for it on VIPbox until this weekend. I mean I own everything but my DVDs are all so worn out that it’s awesome to just throw it on while I’m at home doing other stuff.
/In Todd We Trust
December 6th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Cashew butter > almond butter > peanut butter
December 6th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
I think we can both agree that calculus and geometry is for dorks and cooking gets us laid.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Does Trader Joes have this?
December 6th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
I’m I going to go find the dvd, realize it’s not in the right case, finally find it, walk up and put it in a dvd player? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
HAPPY AUTOPLAY THURSDAY, EVERYONE!!
December 6th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Best album cover for a greatest hits compilation ever.
You might be right. I just went on a hunt and couldnt find much to dispute you. There’s a lot going on in that Scaggs photo.
http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/b/blondie/album-greatest-hits-cddvd.jpg
December 6th, 2012 at 10:13 AM
Lot of hungry drifters and truckers traversing the country looking for a hot meal and a warm bed.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
I’m in the midst of burning all my DVDs to a harddrive so I can just que the movie up on the xbox. Also, so stupid grubby dirty kid hands quit messing them up.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
i have wes montgomery live, saxophone colossus, some live at massey hall (some quartet, one song is salt peanuts, some old bang burned it for me), chet baker, and some other shit
December 6th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
Created by George Washington Carver and stolen by Edward “Skippy” Williamson and Fredrick “Jiff” Armstrong..two WHITE men!!
/Black History Minute
December 6th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
My Vista (I know, bought my desktop one month before Windows announced free upgrades to 7) install on my desktop is fucked up and I have to wipe it and reinstall and I need to take everything off to my 600gb external in the meantime but I lost the power supply for it so now I’m screwed unless I buy a shady Chinese one. I really need to though so I can just use that to store all of my cartoons.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Kind of hilarious but wouldn’t it be easier to illegally download them versus burning?
/Churning butter brah
December 6th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Also the guy who cut up George Washington.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Yeah it is. That’s what I do and I don’t feel bad about it. My Venture Bros DVDs are completely shot so I didn’t feel bad about torrenting the entirety. Only bitch of it is now I don’t have the commentaries (though for the Simpsons you can find those on torrents too).
December 6th, 2012 at 10:18 AM
My favorite part is that the volume is always set to 11.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:22 AM
Call me old fashioned, but I figure that I’ll just burn what I’ve got. However, I’ve got a stack of DVD cases with no DVDs. That shit’s getting DL’d.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
I have a laptop attached to a TV all the time with wireless mouse and keyboard so I just stream everything. No real sense or desire to own anything when I just click on it whenever.
1channel.ch
Justin.tv
watchcartoononline.com
December 6th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
my entire office now knows that “YOU ARE A BUSINESS PRO!”
December 6th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Should, Whole Foods does.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
And then you all share a collective laugh as you realize that engineering isn’t businessmaning and go back to comparing protractors ‘n slide rules?
/this is how i imagine my brother’s office
December 6th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
protractors and slide rules? more like AutoCAD hot button layouts and calculators!
December 6th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Amazon Prime’d the shit outta it. Thanks. I’ll try anything at this point.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Same for blues stars. I was lucky enough to see Pinetop Perkins and Hubert Sumlin together a couple of summers ago in Austin. Got to finally see Buddy Guy this year, and will be seeing B.B. King in January.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Better hurry, he’s going downhill.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Miles’ In a Silent Way and Bitches Brew and Coltrane’s My Favorite Things and A Love Supreme are essential as well. Also Brubeck’s Take Five.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Had friends that went to his show here a few weeks ago. Said the crowd absolutely ruined it because they kept yelling things out and he would engage the fans because he’s kind of out of it, and just kept getting lost on things.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
Similar to my experience. It was the “Rambling Story Time With An Old Dude Interspersed With A Few Guitar Licks Hour.”
December 6th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
B.B. King
i asked my baby for a quarter, and she gave me a dollar bill
/live at albert hall
December 6th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
correction…a 20-dollar bill
December 6th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
I’d love to see Dale Murphy in the HOF. I don’t think it will happen until a few years down the road, when the Veterans Committee (or whatever it’s called now) will put him in.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
And by Brubeck’s Take Five, I meant Time Out.
/ Brain lock’d
December 6th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
You got to pay the cost to be the boss.
December 6th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
being voted in by the veteran committee needs to have an asterisk
HOF*
HOFBIGBAIR (hall of fame because i got better after i retired)
December 6th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Bar Refaeli, please keep twit-picking
click this^ at top of ru
December 6th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Amazon Prime’d the shit outta it. Thanks. I’ll try anything at this point.
good luck with it. I wish I’d known about it. It certainly gets right to the heart of the problem.
December 6th, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Can anyone get me a full length screencap of Charissa Thompson from yesterday’s SportsNation? What ever she was dressed up for, I want to be there. Fine.
December 6th, 2012 at 12:42 PM
RIP Dave Brubeck …
My father-in-law made me take him a while back – outdoor venue. I didn’t really want to go. I liked it so much I insisted we go again a few years later. Phenomenal.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
Constantly. Money trumps fandom. Value is value, gotta have emotional detachment to gamble well