Previously: Bernie Kosar Has Cleaned Up His Act

#NOLA #GUMBO #VOODOO #REDEMPTION #FLOOD

this is a nice bounceback from the day you wanted to leave because of the tubes thing. i hope that the advice of some of us played a part in this new aggression

rexstrong

Kosar’s daughter is a porn star? Link?

Lexi Silver

My brother’s been doing that once a year for the past few years. I don’t know how he does it.

irish joke time

guy moves to a new town, goes into the pub, asks for three pints.
sits at a table, takes a sip from each pint in turn until they are empty.
he does this every time he comes in until the bartender asks about his ritual.
‘it’s one for me and my two brothers who live abroad. it’s like drinking with them from afar.’
nice, says the bartender.
one day the gent comes in and asks for two pints, then follows the same ritual.
bartender says to him, ‘i’m sorry for your loss.’
gent says, ‘huh? oh, that. no, my wife made me stop drinking, but my brothers still do.’

“I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting.”

If Frankie Muniz can have a stroke, it can happen to anyone.

Good friend of mine who had didnt binge drink or smoke had a massive unexplained stroke at age 35

The irony of Jim Fixx dropping dead while running remains clear.

The following is usually attributed to Robert Maynard Hutchins, a hefty fellow who was president of the University of Chicago:

“Whenever I get the urge to exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes away.”

Oh, flood humor…that never gets tired. And let’s get something clear here: Atlanta folk have LITTLE room to get all snippy about citywide destruction.

Did you just burn (no puns intended) me with a civil war event? Jesus! Yeah, Atlanta’s the worst. That’s why droves of people from your shitty ass city never went back after the hurricane.

#NOLA #GUMBO #VOODOO #REDEMPTION #FLOOD

A percentage of our orange ribbon sales goes to stress ailment research.
- What percentage?
Zero. Zero’s a percent!

Soused, you get the domain name, I’ll add the ecomm backend and see if we can dupe get Sir Ben Kingsley in to doing a PSA. I know where he eats when he’s in Columbus.

/creates Orange Ribbon awareness campaign
//makes gajillion dollars

A percentage of our orange ribbon sales goes to stress ailment research.
- What percentage?
Zero. Zero’s a percent!

Don’t flip out on some cajun hick because you can’t keep up with his sophisti-muh-cated lingo.

Oh, flood humor…that never gets tired. And let’s get something clear here: Atlanta folk have LITTLE room to get all snippy about citywide destruction.

Well that explains why you’re a Blue Moon mixed 12 pack fan.

I thought we already discussed this. I tried it (it was on sale, realize now because it was terrible) and hated it, but I drank it anyway because there’s no way in hell I’m pouring out alcohol.

GG,

Anything on Broadway downtown is pretty good. The Stage and Tootsie’s are probably the most popular. Honestly, just bar hop to the ones you prefer. Wildhorse Saloon is on 2nd ave which is adjacent to broadway. For the college scene and more club dancing go to Demumbreun St. All close together

Thanks! I go there twice a year to see her and my husband is going for the first time so I thought we would have some fun.

/You high on life boy?

Nope, I’m still high from the uncontrollable laughter your eagle dropping a goat post caused me yesterday. It wasn’t even the video, it was just the absolute perfect placement and timing. I can’t say it enough.

Yeah, didn’t mean to sound like an asshole, but I did. I love to drink. I absolutely love it, I just try not to soak it up as much as i used to.

Doctors said stress was about the only reason they could think of

Stress is the silent killer.

/creates Orange Ribbon awareness campaign
//makes gajillion dollars

But you’re a chick.

/Tubes’d

boo!!!!

That’s funny right there.

Last time I had a drink was 7 years ago. I just don’t like the taste of alcohol.

But you’re a chick.

/Tubes’d