Kate Upton Reportedly to Star in Super Bowl Commercial For Mercedes

All, Clean Slate, GIF, Kate Upton, NFL, Poon, Super Bowl Ads, Video Tim Ryan December 4th. 2012, 4:05pm

Kate Upton, the SI swimsuit model often discussed on this site for dating athletes and gracefully riding horses, is one of the stars rumored to be featured in a Super Bowl commercial for Mercedes. The other star is reportedly Usher, which makes far less sense in almost every way.

The only details to emerge so far is that the spot will be for a Mercedes with a “surprising price” and will air in the fourth quarter, though I’m sure we can expect a crowd-pleasing teaser in the next month or so. [via Ad Age]

41 Responses to “Kate Upton Reportedly to Star in Super Bowl Commercial For Mercedes”

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GloriousMullet Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
Kate got some big ole tittaaaaaays
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Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
I’d like to color on those yabbers
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spencer096 Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
FUCK YEA i wanna pee on her too.
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ms621 Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
/sees gif
//passes out
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Babar 2.0 Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
Strapless? That’s brave.
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ms621 Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Strapless? That’s awesome.
What you probably meant to say.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
A real american hero.
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jayhawk88 Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Great Googley Moogley.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
What you probably meant to say.
I meant in a “There is no way that swimsuit lasted the next 30 minutes before giving up and exploding into threads”…but awesome works too.
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GloriousMullet Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
The other star is reportedly Usher
It’s “Ursha”, not Usher.
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Der Kaiser Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
Oh.My.God
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ohheelyeah Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
She has an ass, hanging off the front of her body. Take your hand, cover the top half of the image, and it’s an ass with a skimpy bikini bottom covering everything but the crack.
tl;dr kate upton has two assess and no breasts
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scripty Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
If she went jogging without a bra she’d come home with two black eyes.
/obligatory motorboat.
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roastbeast Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
mama!
/just saw austin powers 2
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arkbadger Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
magnificent gif.
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Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
I wanna put bbq sauce on those titties
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
That is why they call it an “over the shoulder boulder holder”.
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scripty Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Barbecue! Well bless my spirit
You know it never fails
and the sauce mama makes
will stay there forever
if you ever get it under your nails
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phillymantis915 Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
I need to take my phone into the bathroom b/c of that gif. Good god.
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illformula Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
jesus! i don’t even care that i just got fired.
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spencer096 Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
you really get fired?
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NinoBrown Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
God Bless America
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ms621 Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
you really get fired?
He got cum slipped.
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ms621 Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Not sure if I’m using the meme right. Oh well, when in Rome…
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Tim Ryan Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
This…
I need to take my phone into the bathroom b/c of that gif. Good god.
and this…
jesus! i don’t even care that i just got fired.
back to back were amazing.
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illformula Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
you really get fired?
no, but i never felt inclined to immediately close the window when the gif popped up. i just let it sit on my desktop for all my coworkers and supervisors to see.
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spencer096 Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
oh…i was worried for your golf there for a second.
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Faulkner Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:38 PM
you really get fired?
You serious, Clark?
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NinoBrown Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Oh.My.God
Kaiser, as a woman, shouldn’t you be offended that she is being objectified this way?
/tubes
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Razor Shines Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Post of the year.
That GIF sure conjures up images of ejaculating!
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illformula Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
oh…i was worried for your golf there for a second.
i was just talking to my boss about the robert trent jones course. we’ve both played the course next to it and there are a couple times when you can see RTJ in the distance. he said when he played yesterday, there wasn’t a leave on RTJ, while the course he was playing was covered.
they keep that thing in pristine condition.
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GloriousMullet Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
That GIF sure conjures up images of ejaculating!
Coop?
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starkweather Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
Post of the year.
That GIF sure conjures up images of ejaculating!
Dammit. This was already in a post. With a bunch of other gifs. And that was a better post. But this one’s good, too
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chatterbox Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Let’s call those things what they are:
Udders.
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
there wasn’t a leave on RTJ, while the course he was playing was covered.
Very little sucks worse than losing a ball in leaves on the fairway -or even just off.
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Razor Shines Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Dammit. This was already in a post. With a bunch of other gifs. And that was a better post. But this one’s good, too
I’m sure it was in 10 posts already but I like the pic more.
Anyway – there are days when all I have time to catch is the roundup. So I guess I’m not qualified to judge post quality.
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Rodney King's Pool Cleaners Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
Kate Upton’s tittays are mere inches away and you faggots are trying to talk golf?
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Tim Ryan Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
Dammit. This was already in a post. With a bunch of other gifs. And that was a better post. But this one’s good, too
That post is linked in the first sentence. Key word: Horse
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ButtersBC Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
The Verlander link being at the back end of the Previously section is my favorite running gag this side of Sideshow Bob walking into rakes
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Tim Ryan Says:
December 4th, 2012 at 5:42 PM
The Verlander link being at the back end of the Previously section is my favorite running gag this side of Sideshow Bob walking into rakes
+1 Didn’t think anyone picked up on that.
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roger from oz Says:
December 5th, 2012 at 5:58 PM
Best TBL photo of the week.