I would love to be a lawyer representing Shannon in a liable suit, and I think he is a tool!

I’m sure you have to use spellcheck to be a lawyer

Matt B is an idiot. Did he sit around on Sunday saying to himself “I hope I catch something to submit to TheBigLead I’ll be super famous.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen on the internet since I checked Facebook and saw what everyone had for lunch. Horrible

I would have seen this yesterday, but I was busy reading Alice Walker’s classic novel The Cum Purple instead.

The movie version is also excellent. Tim you clearly embarassed yourself here

Incredibly stunning, and downright hilarious.

No its not, he clearly said “color”.

UPDATE: Some readers think it’s “color of Lily’s dress.”

No, ALL readers

If you don’t, I wouldn’t go far in wondering why more media types will deny your interview requests.

one vote for ‘splooge’

That word always reminds me of Spencer.

/ Not for the reason you think
// Because of Spencer’s imaginary blog, The Daily Golf Splooge

TBL commenters, correct on everything since 2006.

TBL writers thin-skinned about their own errors on everything since 2006.

Come on. This is ridiculous – especially for a site that gets such significant traffic. As quick as you guys are to critique the lack of professionalism at ESPN or its dominant metanarrative oppressiveness (and I am mostly in agreement there) – you should be equally as quick to rid yourselves of your own errors. Especially when it comes to such a potentially egregious action.

I do wish Shannon Sharpe were not on that show. He’s 98% bluster and 2% semi-average analysis.

Can you imagine the spawn of Elway and Sarah Jessica Parker?

Secretariat’s ghost just came all over Lily Aldridge’s dress.

New reality television show, Shannon Sharpe and Lou Holtz try to talk average people through tasks like defusing bombs, performing surgery or securing financing.

This made me cry! Awesome!

John Elway unfairly got tagged with horse face label when there was a bigger horse face on his team

Can you imagine the spawn of Elway and Sarah Jessica Parker?

“do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?”

Nah, .EU sites are pretty hard to seize. Probably.

I think so. And even if it does get seized (and if it does it will happen right before the super bowl like it does every year) they can just change the top-level and be fine. ATDHE, firstrow, ilemi, etc have all gone through various iterations.

In short, don’t worry my drunken compadre, there will quality streaming sites for those committed to stealing products from the cunty telecom companies and sporting leagues.

And he obviously said “chowder.”