Shannon Sharpe Said James Brown Was Going to What on Lily Aldridge’s Dress? [Update]
Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge was on NFL Today to promote her delectable ass as well as to provide some astute football insights for Sunday’s slate. What happens when you throw a supermodel on a panel with a few ex-NFL players? Well, some overzealous hormones are sure to erupt like a thunderous volcano, and that’s exactly what happened on Sunday.
After Dan Marino commented that James Brown was blushing over Aldridge, Shannon Sharpe shockingly said “you’re about to cum on Lily’s dress, JB.” Incredibly stunning, and downright hilarious. Can’t wait to hear the official response from CBS.
UPDATE: Some readers think it’s “color of Lily’s dress.”
[h/t Reader Matt B.]
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December 3rd, 2012 at 11:39 AM
he responded to “if i’m blushing….”
with
” you ‘about the color of Lily’s dress, JB.”
Obviously. I know it’s shannon sharpe, but listen.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:39 AM
[h/t Reader Matt B.]
Memo to Matt B: You are stupid.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:41 AM
you should probably take this post down
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:42 AM
Never change, Dirt.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:42 AM
John Elway unfairly got tagged with horse face label when there was a bigger horse face on his team. QB’s truly get all the credit and all the blames.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Definitely said “you bout the color of Lilly’s dress, JB” Not even close
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:44 AM
maybe there was more of a horseface, but do not call john elway’s horseface “unfairly” earned…he puts the neigh in neighbor.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Luckily, Sharpe doesn’t speak an intelligible language of any kind, so he should be safe.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:46 AM
I hear this too.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Slander
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:48 AM
He says “color of”. Crying wolf like this is partly how Stephen A gets away with his BS.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:48 AM
4th listen, i still don’t get it, but Dirt has spoken, so I guess there’s nothing to see here.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:48 AM
People. The narrative. Please don’t ruin it.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Will Smith says “Welcome to Earth” not “Earff”.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Second post in two days where TBL incorrectly deciphered language and tried to make it a story.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:51 AM
This allows me to bring up one of my favorite topics: Is there anyone more useless on any pregame show (which are inherently useless to begin with) than Dan Marino? Why is he there? How is he employed?
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Perhaps he should try under-handed free throws. Worked for Rick Barry.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Commenters have spoken!
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:51 AM
DEE-MEEE-TREEE-US WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UMS agrees.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:52 AM
but Dirt has spoken
and I’m the only one?
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:53 AM
I’m guessing droves of fans tune in to that show simply because there is a Hall of fame QB on that panel. I can’t think of any other reasons.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Terry Bradshaw
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Anywhere Caliendo is that where the most useless person on a pregame show is.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:54 AM
TheBigLanguage
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Is there anyone more useless on any pregame show (which are inherently useless to begin with) than Dan Marino? Why is he there? How is he employed?
joke’s on you for tuning in. To any of these channels.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:54 AM
But is this post racist???
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:55 AM
you were the 1st i saw that said “color.” everyone else that chimed in saw it the way Tim/I did, “WHAT???”
two others have said color since.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Well, in this case, the commenters are right. It’s okay to be wrong on this one.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:55 AM
I’ll watch because JB will hand off the opportunity for Marino to scowl and try to say some useless cliche before everyone else shouts over him. Then Marino kind of frowns and just gives up and barely talks the rest of the show.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:56 AM
Seriously. I’ve seen about 30 seconds total of pre-game in the past two years combined, with no exaggeration. Believe it or not, some things I don’t like I just don’t consume, rather than just bitching about it on twitter.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Yeah but it makes me laugh because it’s been going on for years now. Nobody’s ever given me a good answer to why he’s even there in the first place.
And put down another vote for “color”
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
you were the 1st i saw that said “color.” everyone else that chimed in saw it the way Tim/I did, “WHAT???”
uh-huh.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
Make it three.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
It’s okay to be wrong on this one
You must be new here
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:57 AM
For the record, I don’t pay attention enough to know who likes who – but it’s clearly “color”. I didn’t really look at other comments first.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Terry Bradshaw
Michael Irvin
Thankfully Sapp was not resigned
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Shannon Sharpe sucks at speaking but it’s pretty clearly “color of”. Also…that actually makes sense in context.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Wow… JMac, let it go.
It’s color, and it’s not even close. Let it go, delete the post, we’ll turn it into a meme and it’ll be forgotten in 6 months. If you keep pushing this, it’ll never go away.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
I think I said this here before, but it bears repeating. Last Thanksgiving I had to stream the Ravens-Niners game because I don’t get NFL Network. The feed I ended up with from FirstRow was pirated from Sky Sports. Best coverage ever.
It’s like 4 am over there during our prime time hours, so the three studio guys — two brothers and a quintessentially English white guy — just fuck around and make crazy comments. The best part? Sky cuts back to the studio during stoppage of play to offer — GASP! — actual insight and analysis. No Hobbit previews, no CSI: Pistcataway teases, no beer commercials. Easily the best format I’ve come across.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM
/He definitely said “color”
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM
In my opinion I honestly don’t give a shit what he said.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM
You live in your own world. It’s unreal.
December 3rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Those guys are useless and much worse than Marino but they’re given feature segments and interviews and stuff to do.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:00 PM
You sure they didn’t respond “what” because they were genuinely asking for confirmation, rather than generating their own novel response to a shocking statement? Who actually listened to it and didn’t hear ‘color’?
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
one vote for ‘splooge’
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
No offense to Mr. Dirt, but on what fucking planet does Jason think Dirt dictates what anyone actually thinks.
Jesus Christ you can be thick sometimes, bro.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
All of their coverage is like this, not just the primetime games.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Rex Ryan: No decision on starting QB.
Just thought I’d pass that along.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Unrelated to quality of Sky Sports, but I have been using vipboxsports.eu lately and like it much more than firstrow. No popups and a nice ‘turn off the lights’ feature that hides all the ads and bullshit and just shows the video.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Whats equally as clear is there are 3 syllables for 2 words.
color of (3)
cum on (2)
Also, make it four
[Gravatar image]
count me in
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Yeah but that was your vote before you knew this post existed.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
UPDATE: Some readers think it’s “color of Lily’s dress.”
All readers know he said “color of.” Most think you should take the post down. SOME think you might want to write an apology.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
TBL commenters, correct on everything since 2006.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:02 PM
“bt to colbmbmbbh Lily’s drebbb Jay BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
New reality television show, Shannon Sharpe and Lou Holtz try to talk average people through tasks like defusing bombs, performing surgery or securing financing.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Uncorrupt and Unbeholden
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:03 PM
Yeah but that was your vote before you knew this post existed.
in that case, more of a goal than a vote
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:03 PM
No offense to Mr. Dirt, but on what fucking planet does Jason think Dirt dictates what anyone actually thinks.
none taken, at all.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
I’d actually like it re-posted with Warren Sapp’s name instead, because fuck that asshole.
I’d also enjoy hearing this.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
This from Kevin Lincoln of Buzzfeed, on Twitter just now:
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
TBL writers, refusing to admit they are ever wrong since 2006.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
TBL staff writers, correct on something since December 3rd, 2012 at 12:02 PM.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
I’m a little worried for Andy Reid’s sandwich delivery guy if he doesn’t get his order to the Novacare Center properly. The Fat Man is on the war path.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
TBL writers: Unwavering on anything and everything since Tim Ryan could wiggle into a 38 waist.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
TBL commenters, correct on everything since 2006.
Your defensiveness only makes this post cuter.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Lisk – so who wound up winning the CFB Rotisserie thing? Pretty sure I won.
/not sure I won
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Guys, this all might be a misunderstanding, maybe Tim blushes before he cums on the ladies so that line of phrasing would make sense.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:05 PM
TBL commenters, correct on everything since 2006.
your assumption is that Shannon Sharpe thinks James Brown is going to ejaculate on a woman, from embarrassment.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Think that probably just drew more attention to it since no one else responded to my comment.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:06 PM
TBL commenters, correct on everything since 2006.
Is this confirmed or unconfirmed? Everything ok at home, big guy?
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:06 PM
thanks for sharing about the qb situation for one of the worst teams in the lig this year.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Shannon Sharpe said JB blushed because he liked the color of her dress? So he is saying that JB likes fashion? So he is insinuating that JB is gay?
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:07 PM
son of a bitch, you guys are an angry mob..everything ok at home?
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Hilarious either way. He said color, but this is the price he pays for barely being able to speak. Oh, and being an arrogant prick.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
I would watch this!
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Time to update the post!
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
I ejaculate when I am embarrassed..sadly, I havent been embarrassed since 1997..that was the last time I really gave a shit about anything..
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
So he is insinuating that JB is gay?
Only you would know
/last week’d
//Der Tubes
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
Feels like a good time for Cold Call Monday.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Dikembe Mutombo and Moses Malone would have to be involved somehow
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Rex Ryan: No decision on starting QB.
Just thought I’d pass that along.
thanks, but no one gives a shit.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Ron Harper can host..
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Just to be clear, I would nut all over that chicks dress
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Just to be clear, I would nut all over that chicks dress
And I think we can wrap this up now and move to the next post.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Dikembe Mutombo and Moses Malone would have to be involved somehow
with special reports from emmit
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Just to be clear, I would nut all over that chicks dress
And I think we can wrap this up now and move to the next post.
you squeamish, bro?
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Pretty sure these comments will get scrubbed. Or at least we should try to get them scrubbed? I really do not want to buy cable/use inferior streaming sites.
Hey cunts, what the fuck is up with this shit you morons? I posit that this post is trying to rile up racial tension as this has already been linked to many small penis having white hate groups. Trying to get some Whitley Missourah page views? For shame, for shame.
Also your site is monetized by children and we should all short the Gannett stock (GCI 18.04 at a sixth month high) as they clearly do not know what they are doing.
All of your present and future children are ugly.
/should help
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:14 PM
JimmyTraina (whom I don’t follow or get but is apparently popular) is on board with TBL too.
Bruce Arthur deleted a tweet about it.
/idiots
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:14 PM
TheBigLanguage
I LOL’d
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:16 PM
you squeamish, bro?
Nah bro, I lift.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:17 PM
sweet. can i try some of that powder?
/actually saw that at the gym last week
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:18 PM
You can email Tim or CRM if you want to get it scrubbed, I don’t mind if it does. I don’t really care enough to do it myself though.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Nah, .EU sites are pretty hard to seize. Probably.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:19 PM
This was enjoyable.
And he obviously said “chowder.”
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:24 PM
I think so. And even if it does get seized (and if it does it will happen right before the super bowl like it does every year) they can just change the top-level and be fine. ATDHE, firstrow, ilemi, etc have all gone through various iterations.
In short, don’t worry my drunken compadre, there will quality streaming sites for those committed to stealing products from the cunty telecom companies and sporting leagues.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:25 PM
best use of cunt?
“do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?”
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Can you imagine the spawn of Elway and Sarah Jessica Parker?
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:36 PM
“bt to colbmbmbbh Lily’s drebbb Jay BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
This made me cry! Awesome!
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:38 PM
Secretariat’s ghost just came all over Lily Aldridge’s dress.
December 3rd, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Dem blacks juss cant talk good. Oh mammy jammy.
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:01 PM
TBL writers thin-skinned about their own errors on everything since 2006.
Come on. This is ridiculous – especially for a site that gets such significant traffic. As quick as you guys are to critique the lack of professionalism at ESPN or its dominant metanarrative oppressiveness (and I am mostly in agreement there) – you should be equally as quick to rid yourselves of your own errors. Especially when it comes to such a potentially egregious action.
I do wish Shannon Sharpe were not on that show. He’s 98% bluster and 2% semi-average analysis.
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:17 PM
That word always reminds me of Spencer.
/ Not for the reason you think
// Because of Spencer’s imaginary blog, The Daily Golf Splooge
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Think you might want to take this down, Jason. You’re wrong. Clearly.
If you don’t, I wouldn’t go far in wondering why more media types will deny your interview requests.
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:46 PM
No, ALL readers
December 3rd, 2012 at 1:50 PM
First rule in media is don’t let facts get in the way of a good story
December 3rd, 2012 at 2:30 PM
No its not, he clearly said “color”.
December 3rd, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Add another vote of him saying “you’re the color of her dress”
December 3rd, 2012 at 2:44 PM
I would have seen this yesterday, but I was busy reading Alice Walker’s classic novel The Cum Purple instead.
December 3rd, 2012 at 2:58 PM
The movie version is also excellent. Tim you clearly embarassed yourself here
December 3rd, 2012 at 3:18 PM
Are you guys going to post every time you mishear something?
Matt B is an idiot. Did he sit around on Sunday saying to himself “I hope I catch something to submit to TheBigLead I’ll be super famous.
This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen on the internet since I checked Facebook and saw what everyone had for lunch. Horrible
December 3rd, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Wow, this is irresponsible, even for the internet! I would love to be a lawyer representing Shannon in a liable suit, and I think he is a tool!
December 3rd, 2012 at 3:45 PM
I’m sure you have to use spellcheck to be a lawyer
December 3rd, 2012 at 4:24 PM
CBS response, if it’s given, should be to the effect of, “who said Shannon Sharpe said what? That’s pretty stupid.”