Comments on: Rick Majerus, Eminently Quotable, RIP

By: heldover

heldover — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 00:53:48 +0000

There was a point a few years past when LSU dumped one of its coaches and it was rumored Majerus was coming to take over. I really was hoping for it at the time.

You root for LSU? Surprised you don’t root for Bama or some other rival.

/Saints fandom’d

By: Tim Ryan

Tim Ryan — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:41:19 +0000

To Jay Bilas, wearing a polo shirt rather than the traditional Hawaiian shirt while covering a tournament in Hawaii…
“Jay, only a guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss would wear a shirt like that.”

*applauding*

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:40:34 +0000

The only disgusting thing I remember our coaches doing was spitting their dip and dumping their spit bottles onto the ground and making us do up-downs in them. Fucking assholes.

By: cleet

cleet — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:39:19 +0000

The towel wipe story is included in this now unfortunately titled post

Coaches man, seriously they are a different breed.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:37:36 +0000

How many grown, fat, naked men do you see when you’re a high school kid?

I mean, define “many.”

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:34:13 +0000

The towel wipe story is included in this now unfortunately titled post

By: HakeemtheDream

HakeemtheDream — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:33:17 +0000

Story goes at Utah he would wipe his ass with towels because he couldn’t reach with TP, and their equipment manager had to take care of the towels afterwards. RIP.

A story like that has gotta be true!!

By: cleet

cleet — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:31:47 +0000

If you’ve never read his auto, “My Life on a Napkin”, I highly recommend it. Prolly is cheap as hell and a quick read.

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:31:37 +0000

On why he scheduled Div. III Ripon College …
“I know the guy from Ripon, I’m from Ripon, I used to eat a lot of Ripon good cookies and I hope he brings me some Ripon good cookies. We’re throwing a party for him. We’re going to make a lot of money and he’s going to make what he thinks is a lot of money. It’s a great friendship and that’s why we’re playing the game.”

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:31:21 +0000

Story goes at Utah he would wipe his ass with towels because he couldn’t reach with TP, and their equipment manager had to take care of the towels afterwards. RIP.

Rick had to be a back to front wiper. Had to be. This is something i can’t co-sign on. RIP Rick.

By: PL StabbinKabin

PL StabbinKabin — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:29:56 +0000

“Jay, only a guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss would wear a shirt like that.”

Shut it the fuck down. I keep this.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:29:49 +0000

he would wipe his ass with towels because he couldn’t reach with TP

Savvy mood right there. More surface area of fabric per square inch in the towel, too. Just a superior wiping mechanism. If I were a billionaire I would strictly use towels.

By: cleet

cleet — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:28:08 +0000

All the man wanted to do was talk hoops, eat pizza and get naked…he’ll be missed

Story goes at Utah he would wipe his ass with towels because he couldn’t reach with TP, and their equipment manager had to take care of the towels afterwards. RIP.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:27:18 +0000

To Jay Bilas, wearing a polo shirt rather than the traditional Hawaiian shirt while covering a tournament in Hawaii…
“Jay, only a guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss would wear a shirt like that.”

Holy shit.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:27:05 +0000

My first thought in reading some of these quotations: how did he make it to 64?

thank you…maybe if he mixed in a salad he’d still be eminently quotable.

By: Badger

Badger — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:26:33 +0000

“We’re at the WAC tournament and they want us to show the kids a film on gambling. And we’re staying on top of a casino. I asked them where do they want me to show the tape, at the blackjack table, the craps pit or when the boys are checking out their Keno numbers?”
[San Francisco Examiner, 3/23/1998]

Awesome.

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:25:47 +0000

This is outstanding:

To Jay Bilas, wearing a polo shirt rather than the traditional Hawaiian shirt while covering a tournament in Hawaii…
“Jay, only a guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss would wear a shirt like that.”

By: ms621

ms621 — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:22:51 +0000

My first thought in reading some of these quotations: how did he make it to 64?

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:22:25 +0000

Loved him.

By: ButtersBC

ButtersBC — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:17:40 +0000

All the man wanted to do was talk hoops, eat pizza and get naked…he’ll be missed