Mark Sanchez Takes Copious Notes as the Jets Actually Score

Mark Sanchez had to make some notations on the clipboard. The columns dealing with incomplete passes, interceptions, and three and outs was already filled. What are these things called where the ball moves past that giant orange marker? What about that place with all the words, why would anyone want to go there?

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35 Responses to “Mark Sanchez Takes Copious Notes as the Jets Actually Score”

Monster is Meth Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 3:47 PM

I’ve seen him do this quite a bit, even when he’s doing good. Guess it’s only a thing when he gets pulled.

illformula Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 3:54 PM

3 straight Jets posts, 5 total comments.

/needle remains static

jdeeser5 Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:01 PM

Seriously? Another post on an offense and QB that makes UConn look competent on O.

Caribou Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:06 PM

I hate listening to Dierdork call a game, especially when it’s the Phins. He loathes the Phins for all those years in the league when they were rolling his ass.

Caribou Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:07 PM

How do you let Cutler complete that pass to Marshall. wow. SEA just had to keep him in bounds.

sctrojans Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:09 PM

I like Dierdorf. One of the most knowledgeable, least egotistical analysts IMO

Smallie Bigs Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:10 PM

perhaps he’s going to compare notes on getting benched for 3rd sringers with Skelton.

Caribou Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:11 PM

I like Dierdorf. One of the most knowledgeable, least egotistical analysts IMO

Too much fawning over Bellichick. He acts like NE was driving on some top defense there at the end, wasting the clock. it’s MIA for pete’s sake. a team they have dominated in many years.

Caribou Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:13 PM

Can the Jets franchise be traded to the CFL for one of their top teams? Inter-league trade. That would be cool.

Smallie Bigs Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:15 PM

I would e ecstatic if the Lambs/forty-whiners tied again.

sctrojans Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:19 PM

I’d be tempted to play for tie if I’m Harbaugh. Avoiding the loss seems more sensible relative to playoff situation than recklessly going for the win.

Jason McIntyre Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:20 PM

that’s a 1st – Sidney Rice scored the game-winning TD and got knocked out on the play.

Smallie Bigs Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:21 PM

how does te tie work in win %? is a tie worth half a win? 8-6-2 obviously isn’t a .500 win percentage even though you only won half of your games.

/not a math guy

Tim Ryan Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:21 PM

Forty-Whiners? That’s not a thing, is it? That can’t be a thing.

Monster is Meth Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:22 PM

Dammit that reversal with Seahawks saved my ass…and more importantly, saved my wallet.

sctrojans Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:23 PM

SF should try to kick as time expires if they can. Don’t settle for early fg attempt. Well worth risking the highly unlikely fumble.

Full Point (1000) Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:23 PM

congrats to the chiefs

i know it was just carolina but i really thought they would mail it in. they came to play

Jason Lisk Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:24 PM

how does te tie work in win %? is a tie worth half a win? 8-6-2 obviously isn’t a .500 win percentage even though you only won half of your games.

/not a math guy

Ties are half wins. so 8-6-2 would be identical to 9-7 for tiebreaker purposes.

Smallie Bigs Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:24 PM

Forty-Whiners? That’s not a thing, is it? That can’t be a thing.

I’m the only Cardinals fan you’ve ever interacted with in any way, shape or form, right?

/we’ve never interacted in any way, shape or form
//Cardinals fans call them the whiners, based on their fan base being crying lttle bitches

Monster is Meth Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:25 PM

Actually, ESPN’s gametracker was glitching. Goodbye fat stacks. Hello no stacks.

sctrojans Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:25 PM

SF had 3and6 at 33 and called a pass. Was incomplete. Running in that situation to kill more clock and set up an easier fg was a no brainer I thought.

Smallie Bigs Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:26 PM

Ties are half wins. so 8-6-2 would be identical to 9-7 for tiebreaker purposes.

Thanks Lisk

sctrojans Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:30 PM

LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smallie Bigs Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:31 PM

Wow, what an ending for Indy in Detroit.

sctrojans Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:32 PM

Speaking of no brainers…ending the Jim Schwartz era

VladimirCrouton Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:32 PM

LOL Lions. I ain’t even mad. Fire all these bums.

Full Point (1000) Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:32 PM

luck and the colts with a great game winning drive.

touchdown at the gun

sctrojans Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:33 PM

STL has to try this kick. D has been tough all game and SF has no timeouts

sctrojans Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:34 PM

nvmd thought there was 1 min left…only 30 secs

Smallie Bigs Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:34 PM

Speaking of no brainers…ending the ~~Jim Schwartz~~ Ken Whisenhunt era

/fixed

sctrojans Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:35 PM

Greg the leg! This dude’s got 70 yd range

Smallie Bigs Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:35 PM

That kick would have been good from 70.

Full Point (1000) Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:35 PM

Legatron!

Monster is Meth Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:37 PM

Speaking of eras that need to end…my gambling era. Hasn’t been a very good era. Where in the country do they pronounce error as era? Because I committed many eras.

sctrojans Says:
December 2nd, 2012 at 4:40 PM

Speaking of eras that need to end…my gambling era. Hasn’t been a very good era. Where in the country do they pronounce error as era? Because I committed many eras.

Boston. Ya, my NFL betting career has slowed to a crawl. NBA is filling the void nicely