The Arizona Cardinals flew to New York to play the lowly Jets with an overwhelming expectation of ineptitude, but this game is uglier than a topless Terrence Cody. That hilariously sad graphic you see above is not lying. The Cards and Jets have combined for 11 drives resulting in 5 punts, 4 picks, a missed field goal, and a turnover on downs.

I fully expect the cherry on top to be for an actual Cardinal to swoop in and steal the football, ultimately stopping the bleeding.