Comments on: Chiefs Player Killed Girlfriend, Shot and Killed Himself at Chiefs Football Facility, Arrowhead on Lockdown [UPDATE: Jovan Belcher, 25, Killed His Girlfriend and Then Himself]

By: heldover

heldover — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 17:45:28 +0000

In the lobby of a Connecticut Porsche dealership, Jason McIntyre furiously tries to reach Cartmaniak to see if there’s video.

I LOL’d

By: heldover

heldover — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 17:44:05 +0000

Go read the espn comments on this story, losing faith in humanity with the comments I saw.

No thank you.

Gotta say, I wasn’t thinking about anything funny until I came here (heard it on Facebook earlier today) and I’m kinda enjoying the gallows humor.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 17:14:11 +0000

In the lobby of a Connecticut Porsche dealership, Jason McIntyre furiously tries to reach Cartmaniak to see if there’s video.

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 17:13:28 +0000

It’s Chiefs-Panthers…Play it Wildcard weekend, neither team is going to the playoffs….With that in mind my serious proposal is just scrap the game. If I’m KC I’d take the forfeit loss rather than put my players out there a little over 24 hours after this. Don’t know if the NFL will have that tho as it could be construed as tanking for a better pick too…

I’d be alright with any decision really (play or cancel, don’t think re-schedule is feasible). Personally I’d go with the business as usual approach, but I can see the cancellation argument. Not only for the Chiefs, but some fans won’t want to go to the one of the scenes of a gruesome sequence.

By: dikembemutomballs

dikembemutomballs — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 17:03:31 +0000

When else could they play it?

It’s Chiefs-Panthers…Play it Wildcard weekend, neither team is going to the playoffs….With that in mind my serious proposal is just scrap the game. If I’m KC I’d take the forfeit loss rather than put my players out there a little over 24 hours after this. Don’t know if the NFL will have that tho as it could be construed as tanking for a better pick too…

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:56:11 +0000

If he killed himself in front of the Chiefs coaches and they actually play the game tomorrow, how is that going to go? That seems like torture

When else could they play it?

By: $650

$650 — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:52:03 +0000

The NFL is struggling to cultivate the league. Its like the NFL vs the players. Seems like more crazy shit going on now than the 90s and 80s. Goodell needs to get this shit under control.

By: starkweather

starkweather — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:51:11 +0000

If he killed himself in front of the Chiefs coaches and they actually play the game tomorrow, how is that going to go? That seems like torture

By: gfunk supreme

gfunk supreme — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:48:52 +0000

You all are animals. Symbolic of the degradation of Society.

the other jokes in this thread have been a lot funnier than yours

By: yorwifesahor

yorwifesahor — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:47:41 +0000

that’s a quick recovery, hor

Like the regret i had when i was drunk a downstroked a fat broad and
woke up to horror that my friend took pics.

There’s no delete button for that.

By: yorwifesahor

yorwifesahor — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:45:59 +0000

that’s a quick recovery, hor

Like the regret i had when i was drunk a downstroke a fat broad and
woke up to horror that my friend took pics.
T

By: pigskin28

pigskin28 — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:43:20 +0000

You all are animals. Symbolic of the degradation of Society.

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:43:06 +0000

Wondering if the whole sequence was planned or if the suicide was a response to the murder. Anyone read anything about that?

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:38:56 +0000

Like the comment, ”The Chiefs will remember Belcher by using
the shotgun formation for the first play on offense”.

Pistol, to be precise. Rick Neuheisel is available for a quick seminar.

By: HPN

HPN — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:38:46 +0000

Where’s the link saying he did it in front of Crennel?

Deadspin had it on their site. Got it from twitter.

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:35:29 +0000

that’s a quick recovery, hor

By: yorwifesahor

yorwifesahor — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:33:41 +0000

Go read the espn comments on this story, losing faith in humanity with the comments I saw.

Like the comment, ''The Chiefs will remember Belcher by using the shotgun formation for the first play on offense''.

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:32:40 +0000

picture up top….is that belcher or some representative chief?

By: Charlie Sheens Dopeman

Charlie Sheens Dopeman — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:32:19 +0000

Is this related to the Steve McNair incident?

By: sctrojans

sctrojans — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:31:01 +0000

Wasn’t Pioli the guy who left garbage in the stairwell to see who would clean it up? I think he was, I think he was.

Jump to conclusions time!
Concussions. Or steroids. Possibly Joe Paterno. Or because they cheered Cassels injury.

Or Pioli discovered some deep, dark secret through a bug in Belcher’s residence.
/Todd Haley joke