Cleveland Browns Fan Fails at Beer Bong as Only a Clevelander Can

All, Fans, Heavy Drinking, NFL, Video Stephen Douglas November 29th. 2012, 11:04am

Meet Browns fan “Big Bob.” Big Bob is far too old to be attempting his first beer bong. Yet here he is – a middle-aged man with a LinkedIn profile and presumably, a job – on a party bus on the way to a Steelers – Browns game, letting his friends record him attempting his first beer bong. It goes as horribly as everything associated with Cleveland goes and he dumps half the beer on his head before spending the following minute dry-heaving while his friends laugh and make fun of him.

[h/t: Sports Crackle Pop, Bro Bible]

aroundtheweb

39 Responses to “Cleveland Browns Fan Fails at Beer Bong as Only a Clevelander Can”

1
Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
That’s the worst rape van I’ve ever seen.
2
spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
It goes as horribly as everything associated with Cleveland goes
you really do suck.
3
Liquor Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
It goes as horribly as everything associated with Cleveland goes
Pulitzer material.
4
spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Pulitzer material.
more like poolicker material.
/all i got
//fuck you, just let us suck at life in peace
5
sousedbergin Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
That’s called funneling you slack jawed street urchin curs.
6
Some Random Old Dude Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
He don’t look all that big to me. He really impressed the ladies with his dexterity, though.
7
RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
Oh, yeah? Well, at least my fellow Browns fans don’t dunk their heads into a bucket of urine to win a bet!
Oh…they do? That is unfortunate.
8
DeyLuvSosa Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
can we get a ‘The Worst State Ever’ – Ohio vs. Florida – post?
9
GloriousMullet Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
“Big Bob.”
BIG BOB YA’LL
10
TheGilly Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Ex-wife is from Cleveland.
/President of “Everything from Cleveland sucks” club.
11
Milk Steak To Go Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
/President of “Everything from Cleveland sucks” club.
Great Lakes would loke a word with you.
12
TheRealAC Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
it goes as horribly as everything associated with Cleveland goes
fuck you bro.
and this is big bob.
13
TheRealAC Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
can we get a ‘The Worst State Ever’ – Ohio vs. Florida – post?
Missouri son
14
cracker jack Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
can we get a ‘The Worst State Ever’ – Ohio vs. Florida – post?
Mississippi?
15
spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
cleveland…it’s a great place to leave!
16
Nada Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
Any coonasses up there in Cleveland?
You can have Bobby J. Hebert if you want him.
17
sousedbergin Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Mississippi?
In a landslide.
/even if your baby survives they’ll just be funneled from school to prison
18
Nada Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Cleveland, city of light, city of magic
Cleveland, city of light, you’re calling me
Cleveland, even now I can remember
‘Cause the Cuyahoga River goes smokin’ through my dreams
Burn on, big river, burn on
Burn on, big river, burn on
19
Tim Ryan Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
To call Cleveland a scorching dump would be too kind.
20
spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
To call Cleveland a scorching dump would be too kind.
the fuck do you know? id rather live in a scorching dump than somewhere full of cocksuckers like you.
21
mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
the fuck do you know? id rather live in a scorching dump than somewhere full of cocksuckers like you.
this is my new favorite comment ever.
22
RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Cleveland, city of light, city of magic
Newman even has a song bout Dayton!
23
Tim Ryan Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
To call Cleveland a scorching dump would be too kind.
the fuck do you know? id rather live in a scorching dump than somewhere full of cocksuckers like you.
This is awesome. +1
24
RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
A good day is had by all when either
1.) Tim Ryan turns on the commenters
2.) The commenters turn on Tim Ryan
25
Nada Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Newman even has a song bout Dayton!
“American Flyer”? Is that the one?
26
spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
please…hernia’s cleveland potshots haven’t gotten to me since the 50,000th “cavs are fucked” back in like 2008. fig he’d enjoy the outrage.
27
Tim Ryan Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Imagine the poor dude who wakes up in this bed and has to say “good morning, Spencie.”
http://footballfanstuff.com/Cleveland_Browns/wp-content/uploads/store/products/images/1408401942925755.jpg
28
spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
to be fair…in this hypothetical where im gay, brown sheets would cover up the santorum stains.
29
RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Nada, it’s called Dayton, Ohio 1903
30
Nada Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Never mind, I was thinking of “Dixie Flyer,” which is about New Orleans.
Has Cleveland ever had a Simpsons episode belittle it in song the way they did with New Orleans?
31
RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
please…hernia’s cleveland potshots haven’t gotten to me since the 50,000th “cavs are fucked” back in like 2008. fig he’d enjoy the outrage.
I was referring to him asking if CJ was the nerd in high school, via the Adderall post. Hernia loves to pick on the ladies.
32
spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
I was referring to him asking if CJ was the nerd in high school, via the Adderall post. Hernia loves to pick on the ladies.
OH.
/io
33
cracker jack Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
All I know about Cleveland I learned from Mike Polk
34
DeyLuvSosa Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Missouri is better than Ohio…makes me feel dirty typing Missouri as better than anything, but it’s true
35
scripty Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
MICHAEL STANLEY BAND MUTHAFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/great lakes beer, pieroghi dinners, bowling, terrible sports teams, rust belt economy
36
scripty Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
Missouri is better than Ohio
in meth sales.
37
Charlie Sheens Dopeman Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 12:57 PM
there’s lots of worse places than cleveland. tons. Leave it alone
38
PeerLessPrices Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
A good day is had by all when either
1.) Tim Ryan turns on the commenters
2.) The commenters turn on Tim Ryan
3.) Tim Ryan is an asshole to a fellow writer, re: Addy post
Fixed
39
roastbeast Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
1.) Tim Ryan turns on the commenters
he has never turned me on. maybe a pic of his bare feet would help