Caroline Wozniacki, Rory McIlroy’s Tall Girlfriend, Spotted With Rory McIlroy Doll
All, Fun with Photos, Golf, Poon November 29th. 2012, 12:58pm
Rory McIlroy stand 5 feet, 9 inches tall.* His girlfriend, pro tennis player Caroline Wozniacki, is 5’10. Probably not the best idea for her to wear heels when this duo hits the town together. Not as awkward as Shaq and his doll, Hoopz, but it’s certainly in the neighborhood.
*He’s “listed” as 5’9 the same way Charles Barkley was at 6’7.
[Photo at left via Daily Mail]
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November 29th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Is that picture on the right a Polaroid? It looks like it was snapped in 1993.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
she’s getting annoying as FUCK.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
what a fucking leprachaun
/how come his dukes aren’t up?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
It looks like an instagram of a picture in the newspaper.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:03 PM
oops…wrong link.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
i hate rors.
/not hating his talent
November 29th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
there aint no way in hell he’s 5’9″.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Added a note for you, Spence.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
you’re good people hernia…dont ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:09 PM
Hero
November 29th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
There is nothing worse than being taller than the guy you are with.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:10 PM
her tan lines are awful.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
Those tan lines on the left picture. DA-YAM.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:11 PM
there’s something wrong with the fact that a guy im 4-6 inches taller than have 40 lbs on can outdrive me by 50 yards with his 3w.
/grumbles
November 29th, 2012 at 1:12 PM
Golfers are notorious for listing fake heights in the program to intimidate the other golfers
November 29th, 2012 at 1:13 PM
That would be … awkward.
/poor Spencer
//and Butters
November 29th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
That picture on the right has to be photoshopped…did Rex send it to you?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
Richard Marx has a new X-Mas CD and is paying for advertising space? Awesome.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
her tan lines are awful.
Those tan lines on the left picture. DA-YAM.
It appears that we have a developing round table on tan lines and their relative attractiveness.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
You guys aren’t that short, right? What, like 5’10″ or so.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
/poor Spencer
//and Butters
///poor CJ’s husband
November 29th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
why can’t monsters get along with other monsters
November 29th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
You guys aren’t that short, right? What, like 5’10″ or so.
You could carry spencer around in your purse.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
Babar: http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/caroline-wozniacki-and-rory-mcilroy-attend-the-dubai-duty-news-photo/143181416
November 29th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
What is the consensus on this?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:16 PM
They’re the worst. In The Cleveland Little Met Open program, Spencer was listed at 5’10″. Adorably intimidating.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
.
I don’t know why but this made me giggle.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Could not imagine, I can get even let my GF win in Air Hockey.
/Tied score 6-6 I had the puck, threw my paddle over to her side pretending it slipped out of my hand, when she reached to pick it up I ran the puck in and won. Strategery brah.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
I think Butters is 5’6″. Not sure about Spencer, but he’s friends with BeetleJuice.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
What is the consensus on this?
Personally I think they’re kind of hot.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:17 PM
There are two types of tan lines. Hot as fuck and Terrible. Her’s are terrible and permanent.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
I’m 6’0”, Wife is 5’10” … plus 4-inch heels is awesome in my opinion.
I’m also for tan lines.
Did I get everything?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Shoes are a part of everyday life, I’m a gentleman’s 5’7″
November 29th, 2012 at 1:18 PM
and i woudlve gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling combine-ers.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
How is someone who is 5′ 9″ generate enough clubhead speed to hit the ball as far as he does?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
It appears that we have a developing round table on tan lines and their relative attractiveness.
What is the consensus on this?
my 2c: if she is attractive and willing, i could give a fuck about tanlines
November 29th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
I know right? I cuckolded the shit out of that guy.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
i only hang out with him so i can look 4’8″.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:19 PM
The shorts tanline and the socks tanline there is downright atrocious. That would even look like shit on a supermodel, let alone some beefy tennis player.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Your hubby like to eat another dude’s jizz out of your vajayjay? That’s love right there.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:20 PM
Dude on the far left is 5’11″. Spencer is next to him. http://twitpic.com/39i1sp
November 29th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
The shorts tanline and the socks tanline there is downright atrocious. That would even look like shit on a supermodel, let alone some beefy tennis player.
I don’t often agree with young Timothy but I do here. I guess the important distinction here is that tan lines can be hot but not always.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
3rd pic in this sequence…look at how far ahead his belt buckle is compared to the clubhead. the torque created between your torso and lower body is what creates clubhead speed.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:21 PM
Dude on the far left is 5’11″. Spencer is next to him. http://twitpic.com/39i1sp
Never, ever gets old.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
Yea but she is tiny so that doesn’t count. So Butters is like Elijah Wood?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:22 PM
hadnt seen that in awhile…fucking hysterical.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Sounds like a line from an Oz script, Butters.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
addendum to 43…not so much the clubhead, but the torque created between the torso and lower body. hips and shoulders. typed way too fast.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Spoken like a married man. Well done.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Getting a headache just seeing cans of Grain Belt Premium again
November 29th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
If used incorrectly, this could result in an incredible slice.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:24 PM
Masters – Augusta National; Rose
US Open – Merion; Dufner
Open – Muirfield; Rory
PGA – Oak Hill; Colsaerts
November 29th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Thread, murdered.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
lol…ii guess it’s not that bad if the alternative is not doing anything and still having an icredible slice.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:25 PM
Never really thought about it, but I bet I could Photoshop that to make you taller. Probably help your self esteem, even.
/fuck, i’m benevolent
November 29th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
I read ‘cans’ and just automatically Google searched “Grain Belt Premium” thinking it was a busty woman.
/nobody reads the full comment
November 29th, 2012 at 1:26 PM
colsaerts has red flags everywhere…guys with seasons like he typically had seem to dip the following year with more expectations and higher profile events. not ready to say he’s major worthy yet.
masters – rory
us open – tiger
british open – tiger
pga – adam scott
November 29th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
She looks hotter when she’s dressed casual.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
i mean, it’s a golf post…anyone really give a shit? beats me hijacking every other thread with golf…
November 29th, 2012 at 1:27 PM
Thanks for the proof pic TSH. Dude has to be 5’5″, right?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
I call this the ”Alex Morgan’ effect.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
yeah see I didnt want to be boring and jam it up only with chalk.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:28 PM
This is why I’m an 18-handicap.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Merion is going to be so much fun to watch. Hopefully in person too!
November 29th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Calm down, Frodo.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
Would never date a girl taller than me, but I’m fine if she’s taller than me in heels. But that’s probably because I’m 6’2 and don’t have a complex.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:29 PM
David Duval is the most egregious I previously knew of. A program six footer.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
sorry…my foot hair got tangled in my birkenstocks.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:30 PM
I think they are selling 25k tickets per day and are hoping for 17k to sit in the stands the whole time; Only enough egress for 7-8k. I have my doubts about the US Open. I am sure it will be fun but there’s going to be some logistical issues on and off site.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Not sure how to soften the blow and sugarcoat this but you’s some ugly cunts.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
i refuse to consider rory winning the masters, adam scott breaking thru and tiger winning two majors to be boring.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Wow. Sorry it took so long to look at that. I can’t see the twitter at work.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:31 PM
Mark Price was about 5’9″ and they always put 6 foot. Then late in his career, they put in 6’1″ just to be smartasses about it.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Bikini tanlines are OK, sometimes hot. I’m 6’2 and I’ve been with a girl who was taller than me. It wasn’t great but it happened. There were logistical issues that I’ve never encountered with any other lady
November 29th, 2012 at 1:32 PM
Like a cumulative score of 7.5/60.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
One of my bosses is five five, and without a doubt the worst human I’ve ever worked for.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
You’re lucky I didn’t drive to Chicago
November 29th, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Was hoping for internet ugly, not ugly ugly.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
this is like roger ebert reviewing scary movie 5…not really sure why i should give a shit about a straight dude’s thoughts on my attractiveness.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
Should have been tagged Not Safe For Life.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:34 PM
I’ve heard those issues as well. They’ve been dealing with the logistics issues for three years. It’ll work…somehow or another.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Not sure how they do things up in Canadia, but in my circles, that’s the appropriate amount of softening and sugar coating.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Canadian straight is American gay, though.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Don’t be so quick to judge…you may be 6 out of those 7.5, and soused is hitting on you.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
From a fashion standpoint, it’s a god damn horror show.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:35 PM
Spencer won’t hang out with me in Cleveland.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
You could have all been extras on the family reunion episode or Roseanne.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:36 PM
god damn i wish i could go back in time and make this my senior HS quote.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Tough to pull off “cool” when tailgating in the midwest during November. Although my Burberry scarf says otherwise.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
Meeting John Goodman has long been a dream of mine
November 29th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
you should probably email me instead of hitting me up on facebook considering i rarely check it.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
I just thought that when this was all over we could get an apartment together and listen to Fiona Apple.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
I briefly this girl who was an NCAA hoops player. Tall, blond, was like 6’2 or so. I am 6’1″. She was still very insecure about her height and shit. Too bad.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
There is one person wearing approximately three hats.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:37 PM
This can not be blamed on the weather either…you know those boots on the guy on the right come out year round. If I remember correctly…Hawkeye?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Tough to pull off “cool” when tailgating in the midwest during November.
I can tell you the Hernia solution to this: stay in Brooklyn
November 29th, 2012 at 1:38 PM
Have any of you gotten free sex?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
tan lines on chicks are hot as hell, especially on toilets and fun bags.
you guys get together alot, huh?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
I decided to go with warm over fashionable
November 29th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
*dated
November 29th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
I love that soused is quoting all of his previous insults.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
Nice yellow gloves on Fetch’s BIL, though.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:39 PM
yea…after getting my frequent john card stamped 5 times, the 6th visit was free.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
I decided to go with warm over fashionable
And SC decided to go with a hat on top of a knit cap so as to accentuate his Yeti-like height even more.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Dude on the far left is 5’11″. Spencer is next to him. http://twitpic.com/39i1sp
Okay, let’s see here…
(clicks link)
OH MY GOD, DID PETER JACKSON DIRECT THIS PHOTO!?!?!?!?!?
No, seriously, it’s okay…
/brohugs
/gangly mother fucker’d
November 29th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Fuck. It just dawned on me that the picture was taken in Iowa. Fuck my life.
/girlfriend is interviewing there
November 29th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
-60° Columbia boots? No chance.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Sidepiece? I thought you were married…to a rocket surgeon…am I thinking of someone else?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
When are you guys going to meet up and take the “after” photo?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
So who am I looking at in that photo? Was this the gettogether that replaced the KC roundup?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
A false dichotomy if I ever heard one. Those two things are not mutually exclusive.G onna need to see more effort made in the future.
/don’t care how other dudes dress
//actually I would prefer they dress worse than me
November 29th, 2012 at 1:43 PM
How much did you all get for appearing in this movie?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
/NSFW
November 29th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
rocket surgeon is the girlfriend. my ex-wife lives with her
bosshusband.November 29th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Heldover, I get mixed up on who is who but spencer is the dwarf and SC is the tall, hairy one.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:44 PM
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuumanized.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
So who am I looking at in that photo? Was this the gettogether that replaced the KC roundup?
No, it pre-dated it. Ohio State v. Iowa, I think?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Is there a better definition of “lateral move” than going from Ohio to Iowa?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
I just re-read some of that Adderall thread. If you came to the site for the first time today and read that, you’d really be freaked out about the commenters. That said, there was some awesome, awesome stuff in there.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Says the guy who tweeted a pic of his “friend’s” dog that his “friend’s” kids wrapped in Christmas lights.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuumanized.
Yes THIS is what humanizes Rex. Certainly not that post postulating whether his uncle was involved with the Penn State coverup because he didn’t prosecute Sandusky years ago.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:46 PM
Agreed.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
okay you fun boys, get a room.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:47 PM
rex’s sidepiece is sara ganim.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Spencer’s sidepiece is a garden gnome.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
I just want to say I am enjoying Soused’s work on this thread.
/I assume he is an Adonis
//no Coop
November 29th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Without reaching out to the family spokesman, even if only to ask for dong pics. “How’d you get this number?!?”
November 29th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Some may laugh, but those built in raccoon eyes give him cart blanche for domestic violence as long as he sticks to the face.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
It was an honor to watch Ricky Stanzi lose on Senior Day…and since that win’s now vacated technically neither team won which is all I wanted going in
November 29th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
It pleases me greatly that another 150 lurking TBL readers have viewed that picture in the last 10 minutes.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
Says the guy who tweeted a pic of his “friend’s” dog that his “friend’s” kids wrapped in Christmas lights.
His friend’s hairpiece would be too much of a giveaway
November 29th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
this is my sidearm.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
I’m thinking of pinning it to my…oh nevermind.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:49 PM
The best way to humanize Rex is to get him to tell you the story about the time he and Rick Springfield drank Franzia while tailgating before a Penn State game.
/Eric Clapton and Merlot?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
jose, how did you like the okc game? i bet on it but didn’t watch. did durant do like i said, make it a mission to win by 20?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Lynn Swann and Yuengling
November 29th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
I would have guessed this
November 29th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
damn…that’s way better.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
I would have guessed this
It doesn’t fit as well in his garters.
/not sure where I’m taking this
November 29th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Tucked in a garter belt from Victoria’s Secret or Cacique?
November 29th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Good prediction, but you didn’t really go out on a limb with that pick. The Rockets lack synergy, but I like their parts.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
No one has a scarf in that photo. Shameful.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
it’s hard enough finding a tiny gun let alone finding tiny lingerie to tiny cross dress bro.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
SC does actually, but it’s canceled out by his headdress.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
Triple hat does.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
It pleases me greatly that another 150 lurking TBL readers have viewed that picture in the last 10 minutes.
/raises hand
November 29th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
show some fucking respect…it’s an american keffiyeh.
November 29th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Why wasn’t Joe Bush invited?
/a long time ago’d
November 29th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
okay you fun boys, get a room.
okay all you sinners…swing!
November 29th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
but you didn’t really go out on a limb with that pick.
i appreciate being put in my place. was getting too big for my damn britches
November 29th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Guilty as well. Had to view it a couple times after some funny ass comments.
November 29th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
No one has a scarf in that photo. Shameful.
I know of no hetero male that wears a scarf. Well, that is a lie. One of my friends does, but he is a hipster so he doesn’t count.
November 29th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
but he is a hipster so he doesn’t count.
Hernia?
November 29th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Hernia?
Hernia uses entirely too much gel and as far as I last knew, doesn’t curate his facial hair.
November 29th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
doesn’t curate his facial hair.
does he cure it?
/ewww
November 29th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
I don’t use gel. I use a product that allows me to style my hair while maintaining a dry look.
November 29th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
I am speechless
November 29th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Semen.
November 29th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Okay. My coworker just looked at me because I busted up laughing.
November 29th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Okay. My coworker just looked at me because I busted up laughing.
I laughed. The whole thing was funny. TSH’s seriousness on how he does his hair and Soused being Soused. The commenting section here is fantastic.
November 29th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
HA!
November 29th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
This is great, but Something About Mary proved it’s not a dry look. So semen has officially been eliminated as a contestant.
November 29th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
drip. glob.
i love words