Team USA’s Official YouTube Channel Chronicled an Alex Morgan Yoga Session [Video]

All, Soccer, Video Stephen Douglas November 29th. 2012, 1:36pm

Alex Morgan does yoga. We now know this because a month ago, the official US Olympic Team YouTube page published this video of Alex Morgan doing yoga. Nine minutes worth. Because… it’s Alex Morgan doing yoga. Much like Wendy Peffercorn, Team USA knows exactly what it’s doing.

Previously: Athlete Halloween Costumes: Sydney Leroux and Alex Morgan as Olympic Gymnasts
Previously: Three Bros Use Call Me Maybe So Alex Morgan Will Tweet at Them
Previously: GIF: Alex Morgan Kneed New Zealand’s Goalie in the Face
Previously: Alex Morgan Happy Playing Soccer in Seattle With Boyfriend Servando Carrasco

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49 Responses to “Team USA’s Official YouTube Channel Chronicled an Alex Morgan Yoga Session [Video]”

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spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:41 PM
god DAMN she’s in insane shape.
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MeandWillieMcGee Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:42 PM
Bet they edited out the yoga farts.
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Milk Steak To Go Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Tan lines in her elbow pit. Yuck!
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adizzle Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:45 PM
Would have preferred her to be in a bit less clothing. But a smoke nonetheless.
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Tim Ryan Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:48 PM
Bet they edited out the yoga farts.
*dry-heaving*
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
I find her attractive, but could not make it through more than 2 minutes…give me something I can use.
/Sex in a tub? That doesn’t work.
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VladimirCrouton Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:50 PM
She’s quite limber.
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José Pippen Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:51 PM
Is Alex Morgan attractive to other non-white people, or am I just in the minority?
Fantastic soccer player, though.
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starkweather Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:52 PM
I find her attractive, but could not make it through more than 2 minutes…give me something I can use.
Put the Adderall down and go outside!
/not sure that relates to anything specifically
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spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:53 PM
Is Alex Morgan attractive to other non-white people, or am I just in the minority?
not saying she’s near my top 10 or anything, but she is in ridiculous shape and ive banged far uglier.
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Hef Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Women love it when you stare at them in the gym when they exercise. More than anything. They also love it when you take pics.
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starkweather Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Wait, you have to be attracted to a girl to bang her? Well, alright then, Mr. High & Mighty
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Hef Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
not saying she’s near my top 10 or anything, but she is in ridiculous shape and ive banged far uglier.
Everyone believes this. Now if you had said you had banged prettier…
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sousedbergin Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
not saying she’s near my top 10 or anything, but she is in ridiculous shape and ive banged far uglier.
Proof: http://twitpic.com/39i1sp
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starkweather Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
They also love it when you take pics.
Especially from low angles. That’s a panty dropper
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adizzle Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
She has nothing on Sara Jean Underwood’s yoga moves. NSFW.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xn2dpz_sara-jean-underwood-playboy-s-yoga-full-video_sexy
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ms621 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
not saying she’s near my top 10 or anything, but she is in ridiculous shape and ive banged far uglier.
Proof: http://twitpic.com/39i1sp
How much mileage do you think you can get out of that picture?
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scripty Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
We the Commenters of the United States and Canada, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. We have the right to feel a woman is not near our top 10 or anything, but are glad when she is in ridiculous shape and admittedly, we’ve banged far uglier.
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spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
hoggin’ yo…it’s fun shit.
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MP III Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Mr. High & Mighty
a great, great govt mule song.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
How much mileage do you think you can get out of that picture?
I wrote about 230 Craig James jokes so far (top twenty overall) so around there I guess. Depends how much Adderal I snort.
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Hef Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
hoggin’ yo…it’s fun shit.
So is moped-ing but you don’t brag about it.
/”Oh boy, I’ve banged chicks way fatter than Alex Morgan, I tell you what. Way fatter. And dirtier. And usually for money.”
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spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
I wrote about 230 Craig James jokes so far (top twenty overall) so around there I guess.
230 only puts you in the top 20? that’s fairly scary.
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spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
So is moped-ing but you don’t brag about it.
YOU don’t brag about it.
fat chicks, golf, classical music, cleveland…im like a pig in shit bro.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
230 only puts you in the top 20? that’s fairly scary.
Dunno, not going to tally it up and would rather err lower than higher you fugly imp child.
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Hef Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
YOU don’t brag about it.
fat chicks, golf, classical music, cleveland…im like a pig in shit bro.
That only leaves me to brag about…good stuff.
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spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
That only leaves me to brag about…good stuff.
im totally gonna tell the cops where you hid the bodies.
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roastbeast Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
We the Commenters of the United States and Canada, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. We have the right to feel a woman is not near our top 10 or anything, but are glad when she is in ridiculous shape and admittedly, we’ve banged far uglier.
i needed a tune to stick to the brain. that schoolhouse rock tune will do
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
The only fat chick I fucked thinks she looks like Zooey Deschanel. I mean a healthy self image is good but at least be realistic.
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PeerLessPrices Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
The who’s hot/who’s not discussion and subsequent votes of several of you paint disturbing pictures of your tastes. That being said, Alex Morgan can get it
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MP III Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
alex morgan could use a set of bolt ons.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
And is now currently incarcerated.
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spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
mole…is that the one from cleveland?
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
No she wasn’t fat, was a little on the chubby side. Was even crazier than the one currently locked up though.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
And at least the locked up one had the redeeming factor of being a pothead rather than thinking that pot makes one paranoid.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
And is now currently incarcerated.
Story time?
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spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
i guess that’s a small redeeming factor…
i feel crazy people who hate pot would be far less crazy and happier if they smoked pot.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Story time?
It’s not that good of a story, she had been robbing restaurants and then selling the stolen restaurant equipment and supplies on eBay, got caught.
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spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
It’s not that good of a story, she had been robbing restaurants and then selling the stolen restaurant equipment and supplies on eBay, got caught.
hold up…cleveland chick was CRAZIER than her? that’s fucking scary.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
It’s not that good of a story, she had been robbing restaurants and then selling the stolen restaurant equipment and supplies on eBay, got caught.
That be dumb.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
hold up…cleveland chick was CRAZIER than her? that’s fucking scary.
She was without a doubt the craziest person I have ever met. And was also proof that the “crazier chicks are better in bed” axiom is some bullshit.
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spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
jesus…i pray she’s not living here.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
No idea, haven’t had any contact in over a year. Could be living there or abroad, or dead.
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spencer096 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
sounds like youve given her a nice head start…when you gonna start hunting her for sport?
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
that things she does with the towel at 1:41…trying to straighten out the towel edges that shrink up at a different rate than the rest of the towel. that drives me crazy.
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HawkEye Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
that things she does with the towel at 1:41…trying to straighten out the towel edges that shrink up at a different rate than the rest of the towel. that drives me crazy.
OCD much?
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orly57 Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Morgan>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Solo
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mamalickaboobooday Says:
November 29th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
I find her attractive, but could not make it through more than 2 minutes…give me something I can use.
/Sex in a tub? That doesn’t work.
What about Sack Lunch??? That Looks Funny!!!
/Death Blow
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yorwifesahor Says:
November 30th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Jesus Palomino!