Comments on: Michael Jordan Ignores Country Club Rules, Wears Cargo Pants, Ruffles Feathers

By: yorwifesahor

yorwifesahor — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 18:24:47 +0000

Get him a pair of '' I fuck white bitches Britches''.

By: golfercraig

golfercraig — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 18:15:31 +0000

I’ve about got my girlfriend talked into naming the first born Palmer.

Do it. My son’s name is Hogan, and I am still upset I didn’t name my daughter Palmer. the wife was good to go, but I changed my mind. Bad on me.

By: Chelsea Chris

Chelsea Chris — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 17:55:46 +0000

Wait! Stop the presses!

Michael Jordan is a douche? NO FUCKING WAY!

I thought he was only a shitty owner, shitty GM, shitty gambler and shitty husband.

By: roger from oz

roger from oz — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 17:49:43 +0000

Get the guy a brain. Can’t run a basketball team to save his life. Oh, and some appropriate clothes.

By: José Pippen

José Pippen — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 17:41:34 +0000

who the fuck still wears cargo pants?

Guys that can bag supermodels wearing burlap sacks?

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:57:59 +0000

That’s why I love my club. Exclusive enough to keep out the riff-raff, but once you’re in, the rich dudes out here don’t care. It’s a 12-pack of Coors Original, Red Man kind of a club.

/sniff

i miss texas.

By: PeerLessPrices

PeerLessPrices — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:56:59 +0000

/ you gotta look good to feel good to play good

This applies to all aspects of life

By: rittyrich

rittyrich — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:54:29 +0000

I’ve about got my girlfriend talked into naming the first born Palmer.

Love it.

when i get invited to CC’s, i kinda feel bad for having to use the valet and clubhouse attendants and shit. i can do this shit myself, thankyouverymuch…did you not notice the beard?

That’s why I love my club. Exclusive enough to keep out the riff-raff, but once you’re in, the rich dudes out here don’t care. It’s a 12-pack of Coors Original, Red Man kind of a club.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:52:50 +0000

also…while i HATE cargo shorts/pants/manpris/whatever, i hate dress codes even more.

sure, youre a private CC, but you’re in FUCKING FLORIDA. stop pretending youre winged foot or shinnecock.

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:51:51 +0000

I’ve about got my girlfriend talked into naming the first born Palmer.

This will start to go wrong, for a boy or girl, somewhere around junior high. Maybe earlier, if 5th graders have unencumbered access to the internet.

By: spencer096

spencer096 — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:50:48 +0000

Sounds like that guy you invite to play golf with but tell him to park his car on the back road out by No. 4 and meet you there, since that’s the furthest point away from the clubhouse.

when i get invited to CC’s, i kinda feel bad for having to use the valet and clubhouse attendants and shit. i can do this shit myself, thankyouverymuch…did you not notice the beard?

/self-reliant manliness beard

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:49:38 +0000

Also, Grantland just posted a 30 for 30 short on the Arnold Palmer. Love that guy. And the drink.

I’ve about got my girlfriend talked into naming the first born Palmer.

By: phillymantis915

phillymantis915 — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:48:53 +0000

i lean no on bonds because while he was HOF before shooting up, so was pete rose. no rose, no bonds

Yes to all…and Rose should be in, same with Miller.

By: rittyrich

rittyrich — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:43:03 +0000

Also, Grantland just posted a 30 for 30 short on the Arnold Palmer. Love that guy. And the drink. But not the one that Arizona makes.

By: A.P.

A.P. — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:39:45 +0000

Looking at Sosa’s numbers, will he get in just because of the homerun numbers? Only batted over .300 four times in his career. Only 100 more hits than strikeouts. he did have 379 doubles and a career OPS of .878. He does have good numbers but HOF worthy? perhaps. not sure he’ll get in because of the steroid stuff….and a corked bat

By: rittyrich

rittyrich — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:39:42 +0000

Agreed. If Spencer’s not getting his cargo pockets caught on the golf cart’s armrest, his beard is getting caught up in his belly putter. Dude’s just a mess to play with.

Sounds like that guy you invite to play golf with but tell him to park his car on the back road out by No. 4 and meet you there, since that’s the furthest point away from the clubhouse.

By: arkbadger

arkbadger — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:38:46 +0000

who the fuck still wears cargo pants?

/looks at MJ’s usual fashion attire

eh, never mind

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:36:38 +0000

I love how posts like this and the previous ones are put up now and in the afternoon. While good college football posts are shoehorned in at the end of the day.

By: roastbeast

roastbeast — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:35:47 +0000

we getting a HOF post today? bonds, sosa, schilling, piazza

i lean no on bonds because while he was HOF before shooting up, so was pete rose. no rose, no bonds

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:35:12 +0000

I hate cargo short/pants on the golf course

Agreed. If Spencer’s not getting his cargo pockets caught on the golf cart’s armrest, his beard is getting caught up in his belly putter. Dude’s just a mess to play with.