Roundup: Cat Wanders into Weather Forecast, Classic John Madden-Pat Summerall Video & Evander Holyfield’s Daughter Talks About Being a Virgin
Anne V … a bare breast appeared on Philly.com briefly … Evander Holyfield’s 27-year-old daughter talks about being a virgin … “There’s no business like snow business” … a 15-team, $5.00 teaser paid $1,620 … “Suspect tells cops he stole school bus to start rap group in Detroit” … I think he makes a solid Robin, but Batman? Nah … Jessica Simpson has a 7-month old baby and is pregnant again … actress Jessica Chastain is on the cover of British GQ … Fox News yanks guest who criticizes Fox News … AP bans the word homophobia … man stabs parrot with fork …
Indiana annihilated UNC, 83-59. Cody Zeller scored 20 points, Oladipo was fantastic, and Hulls is the man. [Star]
” … Fireman Ed, the Jets superfan whose caffeinated mien and grimacing face appealed to many an unoriginal television producer … [NYT]
Say goodbye to the Wide Nine, Eagles fans. [Philly.com]
Michigan 79, NC State 72. Nik Stauskas and Trey Burke were too much for the struggling Wolfpack. [Detroit News]
The reason Bobby Petrino is at the top of Auburn’s coaching list? Because nobody else wants the job. Not with the NCAA sniffing around and Nick Saban still at Alabama. [AL.com]
Must-read on how the U of Maryland went broke. Debbie Yow defenders should read this. [SI]
Red Wings prospect Riley Sheahan was ‘super drunk’ in Teletubby costume. [M Live]
SEC schools have spent $26.5 millions on coaching buyouts in the last two years. [USA Today Sports]
“Dreary daughters are dragging down some of TV’s best shows.” [Sun Times]
Chris Petersen-to-Cal buzz won’t go away. Spoiler: It ain’t happening. [Inside Bay Area]
Philly catcher Carlos Ruiz suspended 25 games for Adderall use. [Inquirer]
A breakdown of MLB’s local TV landscape. [Fangraphs]
If you love Rashida Jones like I do, you’ll enjoy this. [via Hot Clicks]
Thirty-three years ago this week, Madden and Summerall called their first game together on CBS. [Classic Sports TV and Media]
Look, there’s a cat in the newscast!
The nasty Harrison Barnes dunk is now available from multiple angles!
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November 28th, 2012 at 8:23 AM
No wonder she had trouble losing the weight, she must not have been breast feeding..
November 28th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
She claims her dad advised her to remain a virgin.
Evander has 12 kids from 6 different women. Do as I say…
November 28th, 2012 at 8:24 AM
You’re being kind. IND put the beatdown on UNC. That was embarassing. McAdoo better learn get over that 6th Man moniker from last and post up & go big inside instead of that damn 15 ft jumper outside the key. He handled the ball like a Frosh nite. I think UNC guards will be fine with some more time, but they need some presence inside the paint.
Dammit, I can’t make the image bigger!!!!
/looks nice though
November 28th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
No shame in losing to the #3 team in the nation by 7 at their place in November.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:28 AM
Elevator ghost prank video that’s been making the rounds.
I’d be ruined for life if this happened to me.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
He received some award, and i can’t find it on google, for being father of year (or something along those lines) and it came to light on how many children he has fathered. unreal.
At least he supports them, don’t know if Antonio Cromartie does the same, though he takes great pregnancy fotos
November 28th, 2012 at 8:30 AM
JGL as the Batman? Is Warner Brothers going back to the days of Michael Keaton and Clooney? Might as well find where Adam West is nowadays.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
Saw this on CNNSI.com, that was damn funny. too bad it was in spanish, would like to know what they were saying/praying. That one woman looked to be praying to God and exercising a demon at the same time.
/the Grudge still sucked
November 28th, 2012 at 8:31 AM
That guy the was interviewed on Fox News from that story apologized for his actions as it was clear he was completely full of shit.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:33 AM
The Astros like to refer to themselves as a small market team and yet they get 80 mill per year from their new TV deal, plus 45% ownership in the network.
They should be a sleeping giant.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:34 AM
This idiot from the gym keeps changing all the tv’s to foxnews. Yesterday I told him his guy lost and that it isnt news and changed it to HGTV just to watch him cry.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:35 AM
That team was full of bad contracts and had no farm system, they needed to rebuild. When the time comes, they will be a major force.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
THIS.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:36 AM
I’d cheat on my wife for 30 minutes with Rashida Jones.
Fortunately she would never look at me so it’s not really an issue.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
The first 5 seconds of that video with the smiling sun blew me away.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
Debbie Yow defenders should read this.
Do these people really exist? If they do, I’ve yet to meet any of them.
/Debbie is the worst.
//Kevin Anderson isn’t much better.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:37 AM
It worked. Hope you’re happy.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
Did not recognize the name, then Googled her, remember her from the depositions in the Social network. Very pretty girl. That clip above was funny.
Tie in from yeaterday: Rosie Jones >>>>>> Rashida Jones
/pic sorta NFSWish
November 28th, 2012 at 8:41 AM
While UNC and NC State embarrassed themselves last night, Maryland stomped out Northwestern. Still think the Terps win the ACC this year.
Also, who defends Debbie Yow?
November 28th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
Would of been funnier if the cat took a dump.
Seriously. My friend lost so much weight doing that after having her kid.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:43 AM
Not true. Fox News told soemone that, but it’s not true.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
Still think the Terps win the ACC this year.
While my expectations have skyrocketed since the Dez decision, I’d go Duke, MD, NC State, UNC, VT as the ACC finish. Really should be wide open/fun league play this year.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:45 AM
I defend Debbie Yow to the extent that she’s 100X better than NC State’s former AD.
Also, NC State wasn’t embarrassed last night. Losing by 7 at a higher ranked Michigan?
November 28th, 2012 at 8:46 AM
I thought I read yesterday that wasn’t in the works?
damn, just the dust settle on the Nolan trilogy before ruining it.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
ACC loses Maryland and gains Louisville. I’d say that’s a net gain.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Two.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
You just keep your facts out of this argument.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
I missed this whole thing. I didn’t even know we still had to pay attention to Fox News anymore after a second straight presidential ass kicking. Yet here we are.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Get ready to lose nearly all your sports except football/basketball as Yow pushes for an added upper bowl to RBC Center.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
ACC loses Maryland and gains Louisville. I’d say that’s a net gain.
Really does seem like everyone (MD, Louisville, ACC) wins with this.
/everyone except the Big LEast
November 28th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
I didn’t buy any, but I invested my $2 in penny stocks and now i’m a self made millionaire!
/saw too many infomercials this morning while awake with a migraine
November 28th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
in other news, Evander Holyfields daughter is surprisingly attractive.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
How long does it take her to make a sandwich?
That video is genius if you have teenage children who listen to Top 40 radio.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
i love brits…
and the rebuttal…
HEY WE TALK GOOD TOO HERE IN MURKA.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
So disappointed that the ACC chose Louisville over UConn and stating they have a better football program and facilities. Ya, UConn just beat them at home and they may lose their head coach. UConn is in deep trouble.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
With Louisville in the ACC there will be some great ACC tournament games
November 28th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Might as well find where Adam West is nowadays.
don’t worry. he’s listed multiple ways in the phone book.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
I heard a guy at the gym this morning say it’s the happiest place on earth. I’m really beginning to hate going to the gym. 90% of the people there are completely intolerable.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
The whole Benghazi thing is interesting. The CIA and others knew that al Queda (loosely) associated elements were involved, but chose to remove all references to them to protect the investigation. This was confirmed by Petreaus in the closed door meetings, yet teh spin from Fox News focused on who removed the reference, not why it was removed. And Susan Rice wasn’t part of that, yet you have 3 senators and a news network hammering her.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
The gym is a pain in the ass. Why not just do push ups/sit ups and run outside? Free > Fees
November 28th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
sounds like one of those guys who direct Injects steroids right into his biceps.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
I heard a guy at the gym this morning say it’s the happiest place on earth. I’m really beginning to hate going to the gym. 90% of the people there are completely intolerable.
The worst is the old men who think its a social club and that’s its cool to sit there naked and talk in the locker room. This one fucker wouldnt move so I could get to my locker so I said “Hey, Sandusky, put some fucking clothes on.”
/
Probably gonna get banned from that gym soon
November 28th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
Today was the first time I went to the gym in the morning thinking there would be less people than my usual time after work. Oops. Most of my fury is self-inflicted since I go to a LA Fitness that opened a year ago. It’s nothing but a sea of people, and I hate people at the gym.
/can I get a work in bro?
November 28th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
i miss going to the gym, but once i get there i hate it. too many people before and after work, and once i get home, it’s hard to re-motivate myself to go back.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
well, at least the had the same rage for Colin Powell and Condi Rice over 9/11 and the Iraq war, so they are consistent….. oh wait….
November 28th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
As is Cincinnati. The good news is that if the Big 10 deems it necessary to expand to 16, the ACC may find a place for U Conn.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
That’s actually awesome.
Finally caught up on Boardwalk Empire over the last couple nights. Sunday’s episode was probably the best of the season so far. Capone = certified cigar-chomping baller.
November 28th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Free > Fees
I spent almost two years in prison. Done enough pullups, pushups, dips, burpees for a life time
November 28th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Why not just do push ups/sit ups and run outside? Free > Fees
This. And elastic bands
November 28th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Didn’t the ACC tell BC that they wouldn’t go after UConn when recruiting them to the ACC? I think that is the real reason they took Louisville over UConn.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
5 – one for each $100 million I plan on winning
November 28th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
If you’ve shared this story previously, I missed it…
November 28th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
//And the Big Ten
November 28th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
omg…”office lady” talk is just FUCKING HORRIBLE.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Grew up watching those guys. Really enjoyed that.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Story time?
November 28th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Story time?
Wrong place, wrong time. Poor life decision. Some people on here know what I did. Oh well, CO says I can still take the bar exam. Plus I got a huge settlement out of the deal
November 28th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Whose prag were you?
November 28th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
yeah, I have to go in the morning. after work I take the dog for a walk and that’s about it. plus there aren’t as many people in the morning (less decent looking girls, which sucks) so I can get in and get out.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
that’s cause you’re high, bro. has anyone anywhere ever worked out after cheefing?
November 28th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Mega Millions winning ticket sold in Georgia last night. Only $49 million…amateur.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
i used to work out stoned all the time…well, not all the time, but frequently. holy endorphin rush batman. swole on weed is pimp yo.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
if her first born was a Volkswagen, is the next one going to be a dually diesel? she is going to be a tank, again.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
uh, I just got a fresh cup of coffee and will be sitting here refreshing waiting on the story. if it’s a long one, feel free to dirtheavy that badboy and break it up into multiple comments.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
My gym started one of those “speed” schools where parents send their 5-10 year olds to get trained on how to run/jump for their future as a pro athlete. This while their fatass parents sit at a table and watch.
So, despite using headphones, all I can hear anymore at the gym while I’m on the elliptical/working out is this idiot yelling “GO…JUMP…” or whatever and the little kids screaming.
/I need a new gym, but this one is only $20/month and right next to my kid’s daycare
November 28th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Two Minute Tommy Kramer, legend. Madden sounds so weird there, wayyyyyyy less animated
November 28th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
wow. I’m genuinely shocked by this. the few times I smoked weed early in highschool, I was worthless for hours.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Miz i’m pretty sure I already told it.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
That was just after he stopped coaching, so he hadn’t developed his scthick. He was kinda young (early 40′s) when he quit coaching.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
has anyone anywhere ever worked out after cheefing?
with the right strains, it can be fantastic. just keep away from the “stoney” stuff and go for the “uplifting” ones. works in a similar way to drinking caffeine before a workout.
come to think of it, the hippie speed ball workout drink is probably the perfect pre-workout cocktail…
::runs off to trademark it in washington and colorado::
November 28th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
He’s doing it to all the tv’s? That’s fucked up. He should be kicked out of the gym.
+1
Especially during the winter. By the time I get home, it’s already dark outside. I feel like that by going to the gym I’ll waste away the rest of my night when I could be doing something far more productive like watching tv.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
I know her Doppelganger and, sadly, she’s dumb as a box of rocks and a raging bitch. Ruined the idea I once had…
November 28th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
wow. I’m genuinely shocked by this. the few times I smoked weed early in highschool, I was worthless for hours.
i’m infinitely more productive while stoned than sober.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
My company gives me a non unsubstantial amount of money each year for exercise related activities. That can be anything from gym memberships to home fitness equipment. I got so tired of dealing with gym people that I bought a treadmill, weight set and some accessories. Work out in the basement now. Love it.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
yea, but remember im bipolar schizo. im WAY more motivated when i smoke than not…i figure “why do anything if youre not gonna do it stoned?”
November 28th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
I knew people in college who could do this and I can’t comprehend it. When I have smoked, it was all I could do to operate a remote control, let alone do bench press.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
there is a lot of stuff I can do, but working out is not one of them.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
More classic Madden/Summerall. I wish YouTube had more random stuff like this. “Encroachment, heck!” “Wap wap wap wap”
November 28th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
this bears repeating.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
the only productive thing I do stoned is clean my house. but CO does have some super buds that are supposed to make you have energy…
November 28th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Plus, Johnny Grier as the ref!
November 28th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Always rip a bing before I take my dog on a run in the afternoon.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
somebody wanna give me Cliff’s Notes? my coffee is fast disappearing.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:19 AM
I study better with a beer or two (or three). I think it genuinely takes the edge off of the anxiety of the “this multi-hundred page book of information needs to be in my head in the near future” syndrome I have when I first sit down and get started.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
i miss going to the gym
this time of year, especially december, is tough. i usually shut it down and run occasionally for the rest of the month, and just enjoy feeling my ass grow. i will be back on WW in january.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Say what now? I thought you were a guy.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:23 AM
Possibly Duckworth’d, but Arkansas is making a run at Les MIles. 5 years, nearly 30 million.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Looking forward to the DWade jawline theorist freaking out over Louisville. Nobody wants UConn, deal with it.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Really enjoyed watching MIN when he was on board with Ahmad Rashad, Sammy White and Ricky Young. They were exciting to watch if you could catch them on TV. Not like the hi-lights 24/7 we have now.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Bob Stoops
/Science
Unless Mr. Yow (or Mrs. Yow) and her children (if they exist) read this blog, I don’t think you have to worry here…
I think NC State looked like hell. But, with 70 seconds left, this was a 4 point game. TV Teddy made sure that the Pack got no closer either.
Pack will be good by the end of the year. It doesn’t look like they’ve got their roles figured out yet. But, a lot of talent.
Michigan is very finesse. They are very good, but it looks like they can get out worked as the year goes on. The Big 10 is going to be an absolute bitch. Winning at home will be a necessity because winning on the road won’t come easy.
We know IU is good. I didn’t know that UNC would be that bad. Losing Hairston made a difference out front. That is as bad as I’ve seen a Roy Williams team ever. It looked like Matt Doherty took over again.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Used to go to the gym here at work. Was getting (back) into pretty good shape. Then I had a kid. No more gym.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Since you are about to have a kid, I just wanted to make sure that you know this is not a thing…right?
November 28th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
My gym is 24/7/365, but it costs extra to get the 24 hour access so I try to go at 5:30 or 6:00 before work, usually only a few people there.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
I’ll tell you what, my Dad uses it (he’s 70) and he follows the pt system and he can drop 15-20lbs over a 2-3 months period. As he gets older it;s tougher to exercise and burn calories. He says it’s great, though he goes back off and on again with it.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
UNC & Dook to the SEC eventually?
November 28th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
not duckworth’d, but from everything I can tell, there is no truth to it either. all reports seem to be coming from renowned bullshitter sports by brooks, which makes it all the more hilarious that espn is running with the story.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
I don’t even lift at the gym anymore. I just go on the elliptical for an hour because 1. It’s easy on my knees. 2. It’s in the back of the cardio area so I just watch the women’s asses when they run on the treadmill.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
The start to that Maryland article from SI is excellent writing. I’m captivated so far.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
all reports seem to be coming from renowned bullshitter sports by brooks,
Had to unfollow him long time ago. Was just brutal. Always on a crusade about something
November 28th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
UNC already said they’re staying. Can’t see South Carolina allowing it.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Since you are about to have a kid, I just wanted to make sure that you know this is not a thing…right?
let her live in her dream world for a few more weeks. Her wrist is going to be sore soon enough from the unenthusiastic handjobs she’ll be giving while the baby is nursing.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
I’s just grab a smith machine and do core lifts, then do some dumbbells, then do 45 minutes staring at chicks’ asses.
/Bad wing so can’t do free free weights anymore.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Wait…are you saying that maybe Joe Paterno didn’t off the District Attorney? This changes sooo many things.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Yeah, I see he finally got rid of that bucket under his keyboard. Because he was milking the PSU scandal for the longest time. Not as bad as Gregg Doyel, however.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Both of those schools think too highly of themselves to get in the mud with the SEC. Now if the Big 10 came calling…
November 28th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
South Carolina doesnt want Clemson in the SEC.
Virginia Tech is the more likely option. UNC needs to separate itself from Duke if the ACC does fall apart.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Why would South Carolina be against it, potential football recruits? I get that UNC says they’re staying now cause of the ACC kow-towing to everything North Carolina, but they might be forced to find a new home when all this conference realignment ends.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
VT and NC State to SEC, UNC and U Va to Big 10.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
They’d turn it down.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
No chance that happens with their bball rivalry IMO.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Assuming the ACC falls apart, where would they go?
November 28th, 2012 at 9:39 AM
No wonder she had trouble losing the weight, she must not have been breast feeding..
Oh,Dear. Enjoy being a momma. Reality will hit you soon enough.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
This will all depend on the outcome of the ACC lawsuit against Maryland. If Maryland is not forced to pay the $50 million dollar exit fee, then FSU and Clemson will probably be next to bolt.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
Really? I thought just the opposite. I think she WAS breast feeding and thought she didn’t need to take birth control because the nursing would keep her from getting pregnant.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
I’m so gonna enjoy the smack I get when I tell this to my wife.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
I’m actually gonna go sign up at a gym later today. It’s Planet Fitness, which isn’t exactly the nicest gym ever, but it’s literally $10 a month.
Since I don’t have kids, I usually just take a nap after work till about 7, then go to the gym around 8 when it is starting to clear out. Don’t have to fight for equipment, and don’t miss out on sleep either.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Why are we assuming the ACC falls apart. They just added a program that’s bigger than Maryland in both sports that matter and didn’t add the one that would piss off FSU and Tech.
If the ACC falls apart yeah the Big Ten makes sense but there’s zero reason to think the ACC falls apart.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
No chance Terps pay the full $50 million.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
If the ACC exit fee doesn’t hold up in court how will that impact other conferences’ fees?
November 28th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
I think you may be over-thinking Sakerlina’s influence on the SEC
November 28th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
You are right, Simpson is an idiot…Let’s just all agree that CrackerJack is having Irish twins.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
If FSU and one more team leave, the number of potential replacements is slim to none. I see FSU/Clemson eventually Big 12 bound.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Yeah, coaches are like that. They cower in fear when somebody wants to pay them millions of dollars to try and beat one of the best in the business.
Also, the NCAA sniffing around is tied to Memphis, as far as I can tell, and Jovon Robinson. You know what’s going to come of that? Nothing. You know who had more to do with that? Mississippi State. Sound familiar?
November 28th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Say what now? I thought you were a guy.
i know, i shunned it at first too. my wife wanted to do it after the baby was born, so i said i would join too to support her, thinking it was a ghey crock of shit. i lost 15 lbs in 2 months (185-170) doing basically the same thing i always do. it worked quite well.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Is that right? Obviously not fool proof, but nursing does delay your cycle making it unlikely to get pregnant. She could be the exception though.
Obviously every woman’s different, fellas, but my sister who is built about the same as I, had great success with nursing/eating right and lost her weight pretty quickly. I’m not that worried.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
they are building one of those pretty close to my house, thinking about joining but don’t know much about it. I don’t really work out that hard, so if they have less equipment it doesn’t really bother me that much.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
just found out yesterday that my health plan will now include free memberships to our towns rec center (including dependents) at the start of the year. And with that I am fresh out of excuses to not go to the gym
November 28th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
http://aol.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/feed/2012-08/firstand10/story/college-football-realignment-maryland-acc-50-million-buyout-sec-big-ten-pac-12
November 28th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Sportsdong blog speculation.But, i don’t think the ACC falls apart with the Big 10 swooping in and breaking the Tobacco Road mamfia, but I can see the SEC getting Va. Tech (and maybe NC State to start breaking up tobacoo road) and Big 12 getting FSU. The Big 10 could also get U Va. It’d be death by a thousand cuts (like the Big East) that would leave a shell of a conference, and at that point, you have to start looking.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Because a charter member of the conference just left and the two big football schools are itching to leave. Pitt and Syracuse were added to help bolster basketball, when football is the cash cow. Notre Dame partially joined. Navy wanted to join.
The Louisville addition is better football, but the conference could still fall apart.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
DAMN YOU, OBAMA!
November 28th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
PF is great as long as you don’t want any amenities of nicer clubs.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:48 AM
That’s a funny Times piece on Fireman Ed.
“These confrontations — among fans, not between Sanchez and Brandon Moore’s buttocks — are happening more and more frequently,”
“It was not immediately known whether his neck veins bulged with every keystroke.”
+1 for caffeinated mien
November 28th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
I was led to believe black men don’t get second chances.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
V Tech and UVA are joined at the hip, would take a hell of a lot of wrangling to get them to head to seperate conferences. Like good friends and waffles, they are stuck together for the time being.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Pitt and Syracuse are absolutely not just for basketball.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
Yeah I mean if Clemson and FSU do get out then I’ll worry. But Maryland matters naught in the grand scheme at this point other than the lawsuit.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:51 AM
You won’t necessarily get your period (maybe occasional spotting) but you’re still producing viable eggs and can get pregnant.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
Are they though? I know there was pressure when the ACC wanted Syracuse instead of VT, but that was because even then, the Big East was seen as a below average football conference. If splitting the two resulted in a win-win, I don’t think Virigina stands in the way.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
/TeamMirena
November 28th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
The DC TV market begs to differ when TV negotiations come up next year.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
When I traveled to Maryland for work I found a Planet Fitness nearby. It was decent enough and the $10/month was cheaper than the $30 some other gym wanted to charge me for 2 weeks. They claim to be an anti muscle-head gym, yet when I wanted to do squats on leg days, they had some juice heads doing shrugs with the only squat rack avaliable. If they opened one out here in AZ, I would definitely sign up for $10-$20/month.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
My sources (the internet) tell me that NC State is close to hiring Sonny Dykes from LA Tech. I think that would be a solid hire.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
they are building one of those pretty
close to my house, thinking about joining
but don’t know much about it. I don’t
really work out that hard, so if they have
less equipment it doesn’t really bother
me that much.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Who the fuck is Anne V? That pic is terrible
November 28th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
My favorite scene ever about weight loss. TIGHTER!!!!.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
That was then, I’m not saying it couldn’t happen since money can anything, but it would not be a flick of the switch move.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
The Roundup’s turned into Mrs. Schroeder’s ladypart class so gradually I didn’t even notice
November 28th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Planet Fitness is also (as I recall) month-to-month. That alone makes it worth a try.
Also, pizza mondays for the fatties.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
I concur. I have no idea who she is either.
HOWEVER, big win on Jessica Chastain. That girl is fine. And she’s a redhead. There’s a saying about sleeping with them: “If her hair is red, you ain’t goin’ to bed.”
November 28th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
The anti-muscle head marketing they do is cute and all, but it gets annoying. The PF that I use has a siren that the front desk people use when someone drops a weight too loudly. I want to throw my car keys at them every time they do this. Complaining about people dropping weights in a gym is like someone complaining about someone farting in a bathroom.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I laughed when I first saw my Planet Fitness put out free pizza…..until one day, after a work out, I realized I didn’t have any idea what I was going to make for dinner.
/took 3 slices home
//no shame in my game
November 28th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Mobile site quote fail. Blah.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:58 AM
At what point does the mere presence of a market (DC, Boston) surpass actual fans of a team existing (all those massive TV markets in Tennessee, Alabama, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Arkansas)?
November 28th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Who the fuck is Anne V? That pic is terrible
Anne V.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Sounds like you almost get your money’s worth in pizza alone…
November 28th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Jessica Simpson has a 7-month old baby and is pregnant again
Having more than one child in diapers. Holy shit. Having been there. You are pretty much a zombie. You age like 4 years for every 1 year. 1 kid to 2 kids is deceiving. Fucking tons of work. People with 1 kid aren’t real parents. It’s like having a pet.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
She’s also very wealthy and doesn’t have to do any work in raising her kids though.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
You really think it won’t have a negative impact on TV negotiations? Why do you think the B1G wanted UMD & Rutgers so badly? Replacing a charter member who is the no question #1 team in a highly populated area, with a team who isn’t even the most popular team in their own bum-fuck state? So many questions!
November 28th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Sweet!
November 28th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Also, does she have a reality show right now? If she doesn’t, she will as soon as that second kid is shit out, book it. Not planned my ass. Kids are a revenue stream for celebrities.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
Didnt say they were just for basketball. But its known that K and Roy pushed for “basketball schools” to be added during the last expansion
November 28th, 2012 at 10:06 AM
I have been told to think of going from parenting 1 kid to 2 kids as being exponentially harder….not linearly harder.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Conventional wisdom is it has nothing to do with Maryland or Rutgers but with the fact that there are a lot of Big Ten alums of real football schools in those markets that will want the network. Maryland football does not matter, that’s why I’m curious where the tipping point between market and school is. If Norfolk were as big of a market as DC they would have gone after ODU, the school itself is irrelevant.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
So you can just let it out the back when it has to shit? Sounds like a nice deal.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:07 AM
Yikes. One of the more unimpressive swimsuit models from 2006. Good Get.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
I was a Planet Fitness member for 4 years, and would still be if I hadn’t moved. $10/month is worth the headaches of alarms going off, DBs that only go to 65lbs, and working out next to an Indian guy in jeans.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Island of Dr. Moreau is underrated.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
But the location is not. Louisville adds next to nothing for TV negotiating, while Maryland is a big negative for the ACC in that area.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
Planet Fitness sounds like a wonderful place. You meat heads who throw your weights to the ground aren’t impressing anyone.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:11 AM
I live in the 100th largest market dammit. WE’RE RELEVANT!
/farts
November 28th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
I can’t wait to test this theory out.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
The best thing I saw in a Planet Fitness was a very obese man on the Back Extension machine, somehow have the whole thing tip over when he leaned back.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:14 AM
ACC TV Deal runs through like what, 2020? Not much negotiating left there.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:15 AM
People with 1 kid aren’t real parents. It’s like having a pet.
I can’t wait to test this theory out.
It isn’t true. Well, if we are going by Scripty’s logic. If all it takes to be a real parent is having two kids in diapers, then I fear for his kids’ future.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
I have a planet fitness membership. It’s true that they don’t have top of the line equipment, but all the tools you need to get in shape is there. If you don’t join because they don’t have fancy equipment, you are just looking for an excuse to stay fat.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:16 AM
like a terrible pet that you cant reprimand with a folded up newspaper without the portent of jail hanging over you when craps someplace it shouldn’t
November 28th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
1 & done KC? wise man.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
1 & done KC? wise man.
It wasn’t the plan. After the third miscarriage, my wife had enough.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Planet Fitness is a pretty shitty gym franchise if I’m not mistaken?
November 28th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Forgot they got raped by ESPN earlier this year. Current deal runs through 2026-2027.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/chrissmith/2012/05/09/did-acc-teams-get-ripped-off-with-new-espn-tv-contract/
November 28th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
You’re very right.
However, don’t underestimate how nice some gyms can be. There is one gym by me that is $50 or per month, but they had tons of equipment, a pool, sauna, nice indoor basketball court to shoot hoops after your workout.
It was really, really nice. At the end of the day, though, you gotta pick and choose where you spend your money.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Who told you? Unsubstantiated rumor mongering is all that is, I’ll kill you.
Oh…wait..you mean two children in two years. Uh yeah. Sure. Cool.
/As The Big Lead Turns
November 28th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
It’s good for people on a limited budget who don’t want to go to a typical musclehead gym. I had a membership there for a while.
Now I just walk 1-2 miles a day using these dvds (especially in cold weather). I’ve lost 10 pounds in just over 4 months (which is a lot compared to gaining weight the past 2-3 years)
November 28th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
I go into some type of Pre-hibernation during the winter because I ALWAYS gain weight.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
I’m exercising more now in winter than i did all summer. I guess it’s just the realization that at 30, I’d like to live til at least 80.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
yeah been there. All things aside, I’d like to adopt or foster when my kids are older and we’re a bit more solvent.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Damn you people. Healthy. I’d love to go back to swimming. I felt like a god. Smelling like chlorine was worth it.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Baby No. 2 is due in April, one week before the current kid turns 2.
/very worried about how this is going to go
November 28th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
I’ve gained about 10 pounds in 4 years, since I started running. I wish I had the willpower to eat better, because I’d really like to lose 20 pounds. I’ve run 600 miles this year (a lot for me, given me knees) and no luck… I’m just too fucking weak.
/finishes off bagel and cream cheese leftover from a seminar
//cries into napkin
November 28th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Exponentially more work. With one, bath and bedtime is a one person job. The other can clean up (or sit on the couch with the remote). With two, bath and bed are now 2 people jobs, which means that the cleanup either happens afterwards or not at all.
/Love every minute of it
November 28th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
The Bill Simmons theory on women get 20% crazier per kid has stuck with me, as my biological clock ticks and we have to decide if we like the two dogs, or want kids. So far the dogs are winning, because as it turns out, two dogs is easier than one in a lot of ways, because they entertain each other. If we hadn’t gotten the puppy we’d have had a kid, because the older dog is a pretty good herder/babysitter, and we’d let her do all the work…
November 28th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
I thought about joining the YMCA so I could swim, the one near me has a nice aquatic center, but it’s $60 a month and they close early. Would be a good deal if they were open past 6 pm on weekends and 10 pm weekdays.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
I amazingly have been eating better. It’s moreso been eating less later in the day, and just eating smaller portions, plus a ton of water. I also have been in a semi-regular sleep schedule lately so I’ve been waking up between 630-7 every day no matter what so I force myself to get the exercise done first thing
November 28th, 2012 at 10:41 AM
The YMCA here is normal rates, but to use the tennis courts is something like $200 a month, I shit you not.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Both really good things. Calories matter, as does what kind of calories, which determines how your body processes it. I don’t get home till 7, and always starving since I eat lunch at 12, so I invariably eat a huge meal late in the day. Drinking a ton of water was the only time I lost weight though.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
The hours were the attractive thing about Planet Fitness (as well as cost). It was open 24 hours during the week and til 9 or 10 on the weekends. I worked third shift so I was able to get there early evening before work or early morning after work..or on my days off with a wacky sleep schedule, i’d go work out at midnight.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
I did the math, and if you drink cold water, you get some benefit from just not being as hungry, but you also gain from heating of the cold water (a little bit) and from increased renal activity (which is normally something like 5-15% of your BMR). I figure, why exercise when I can make my kidneys do it for me.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
yes. I’ve also cut out most drinks other than water and sugar-free iced tea. Now if I drink a soda, its once a week, max. When my brothers were home last week, I mistakenly had some coffee that one made at 6PM..i was up til 3 AM. that’s why i normally drink decaf.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
that elevator trick is flat out mean, and can easily imagine folks having heart attacks
November 28th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
yes. I’ve also cut out most drinks other than water and sugar-free iced tea. Now if I drink a soda, its once a week, max. When my brothers were home last week, I mistakenly had some coffee that one made at 6PM..i was up til 3 AM. that’s why i normally drink decaf.
damn. i go through six cups of black and thick homemade ambrosia every damn day
November 28th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
i feel like this needs the /no coop tag, just to be safe. there’s a lot to work with there.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Two kids is not so bad. With two you can still play man-to-man. With three, you have to go zone. And they know how to beat a zone.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
I disciplined myself and didnt overeat during thanksgiving. Just ate small portions a few times a day. Also helped/didn’t help that I haven’t had much of an appetite the past few weeks. Anxiety attacks and depression are nasty things!
November 28th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
I lost a shitload of weight over a two year span then gained a bunch of it back in the follow year and a half due to transitioning to an office lifestyle and replacing marijuana with alcohol, but I’ve been back at the gym now and am really excited about losing it again. Always feel so much better at work when going beforehand, have it out of the way and get to work having been awake for four hours already.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Not so bad. We have a 3 yr old and another at 7 months. The little guy is starting to be more mobile and more into the big guy, which produces a lot of fun moments.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
If the YMCA had better hours, I’d join. They have a very high number of hot ass soccer moms there, swimming and working out. The customer base at Planet Fitness is not exactly easy on the eyes.
Although my local PF does have one girl who comes in a lot and literally works out in panties. Like the tiny boy shorts type of panties, they are clearly meant to be undergarments. They do not cover her ass cheeks at all.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Have eaten really well past few months, save occasional Mexican food binge. Drink only water and two small cups a coffee a day. And of course beer on the weekends. Running in the cold is horrifying until you start up a sweat, which is saving me money on gym fees and anger at crappy treadmills.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
I want to see the video of one dude/dudette who didn’t get scared, and was just like “fuck you, shut up”
November 28th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Always feel so much better at work when going beforehand
Wish I could do this. It’s just too dark when I’d have to and kind of worried I’ll get hit by a car. (narrow road shoulder)
November 28th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
speaking of mexican food binge, that was me last night…shredded pork nachos. Paid the price this morning but worth it after having a light breakfast and salad for lunch
November 28th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
shredded pork nachos
Here’s where you went wrong. Grilled chicken tacos with cheese lettuce sour cream win everything and only $2. Grilled chicken over shredded everyday. And a bajillion chips and salsa of course.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
A.P and Mole, I’ve had this picture of you two having the absolute worst eating habits and absolutely no regard for your health. Hearing some of this – dare I say – abstemiousness- is a bit jarring.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
Speaking of mexican food binges. Went out for my birthday and got some chicken enchiladas, beans, and rice. I am craving this shit all the time. Woke up in the middle of night choking on some acid reflux but toootally worth it.
November 28th, 2012 at 10:59 AM
hey, its a small place with a limited menu. I take what i can get in this very white town
November 28th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Amateurs.Just do what I did. Get sleep apnea surgery (tonsils, deivated septum, removal of uvula) and be on a liquid diet for 2 weeks.
In the last two weeks I’ve probably dropped close to 15 lbs.
/and been in tons of pain
November 28th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
I don’t really have terrible eating habits. I did for a while. I just have had terrible exercise habits and am paying for it with my weight and all the medication i take right now (thankfully not diabetic even though it runs in the family.) I’ve only started to take things seriously this year. sometimes it takes a loud wake up call to get motivated
November 28th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
I want to see the video of one dude/dudette who didn’t get scared, and was just like “fuck you, shut up”
anyone who reacts like that is already mentally warped. half those people were freaked just at the fact the lights went out. i would believe no one if they said they didn;t or wouldn’t flinch
i’d love to see a ghost, just on my terms. like daytime with other people around me
November 28th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
I am addicted to Snapple’s lightly sweetened Cherry Pomegranate white tea. SOOOOOOOOO good.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
i think id rather stick with my c-pap machine than get surgery. yikes.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
sometimes it takes a loud wake up call to get motivated
explosive flatulence leaves no one unharmed
November 28th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
I hope it’s worth it Watsonian. Sleep apnea is fucking brutal and will destroy your quality of life. I’m glad it’s becoming more recognized. Many cases are anatomical, but it’s definitely another one of those things that goes along with the obesity epidemic.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
SG – is it sweetened with sugar or artificial sweetener?
November 28th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
WWoS,
my mother has it but is not obese or even overweight whatsoever. My case is all because of my weight
November 28th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
I tried the machine. There was something that was just too intrusive about it. I couldn’t do it.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
The elevators at work have a tendency to shudder and drop a floor randomly, so I’m pretty good as far as elevators. Not so sure I’d handle the ghost. But if you don’t believe in ghosts, your first reaction should be “this is a prank”. It’s just funny that no one’s mind goes that way, even if it should have been obvious in retrospect (for any hidden camera prank/show).
November 28th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Hey that myfitness pal app for iphone is how i track my eating. its pretty badass
November 28th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
i’d love to see a ghost, just on my terms. like daytime with other people around me
Be very, very careful what you wish for..
November 28th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Yeah, I’m glad I had it done now. I put it off for a year for no real reason. And just to be clear, mine wasn’t an obesity thing. I’m not fat like that Tim Ryan. Mine was strictly structural. This might be TMI, but my ENT doc said I had the largest uvula he’s ever seen.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
I tried it before, and I felt like I was suffocating and couldn’t breathe out against it (same reason I can’t swim well, because I can’t breathe out through my nose well)… apparently the bi-paps really help for people who can’t get used to the c-pap, since it has a negative (i think, or else very low) pressure for exhalation.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Because of the bottle pissing?
It’s so much harder to maintain a 1100 calorie diet in an office than it was in school, which gave me room to drink and have a few snacks at the bar throughout the week. I’ve never been small, but even when I was down to 240 I managed to have “ideal” blood numbers, but I know exactly what I have to do to get back to it.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Sugar. An entire bottle is only 80 calories! It helps with my sweet cravings after meals.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
What kind of mask did you use? I’m used to it now. I just have one that covers my nose. the one that covers your nose and mouth freaked me out.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
Yeah. Um. No might needed.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:08 AM
I’ll look into that. Sounds good
November 28th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
mole, i will throw a party the day i get down to 240…long way to go.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
They also make a peach version but I didn’t like it as much. I stick with the cherry pomegranate.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:09 AM
I am addicted to Snapple’s lightly sweetened Cherry Pomegranate white tea. SOOOOOOOOO good.
I’m convinced the Snapple Apple has drugs in it. So so good.
Hey that myfitness pal app for iphone is how i track my eating. its pretty badass
Is it pay or free?
November 28th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Diet peach snapple is, like Affleck in Phantoms before it, the bomb yo.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
I had the one that just covers the nose. I kind of felt like I was suffocating, so I’d end up breathing through my mouth, which made the machine useless.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:10 AM
I really try to avoid artificial sweetener. But I have similar problems to Mole. There are always lunches/seminars here, so I have to decide if I want to watch everyone else eat, or have a coke and a couple cookies. And I’m weak.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
Hey that myfitness pal app for iphone is how i track my eating. its pretty badass
I know several people that love that app and site.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
y’all are pussies. four kids a dog and a cat
/nods at lisk
//yells at a kid
November 28th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Mexican coke is my weakness. That shit is amazing. It’s better than fountain pop and I LOVE fountain pop… with lots of ice.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
a few weeks ago, I was dogsitting overnight for my aunt and uncle. I brought all the parts for my sleep machine except the actual machine. Slept on and off for 5 1/2 hours. Felt horrid.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
I just read something yesterday that Harvey Weinstein, way back in 2002, called up Kevin Smith because he wanted to do a Jay and Silent Bob movie with Pinhead. WTF?
November 28th, 2012 at 11:12 AM
Yeah it has about every food from the grocery store and restaraunts. Pretty remarkable.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
shit, I’ve been going to the gym for about a year and a half, and while I don’t eat great, I don’t just down fried food and cheeseburgers all the time. I’ve gained about 15 pounds since I started, and I’m now pushing 200 lbs.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
I too read Cracked at work.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
when i was losing weight, every round number became a lil celebratory benchmark. once you start hitting those benchmarks tho, it becomes like crack and you wanna see how far you can go.
before i started losing weight i never thought id have been under 240…the day i dropped below 200 was probably the happiest day of my life. never thought it was possible, but if i can do it, you can too AP.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:13 AM
its a free app. I dont pay for no apps son
November 28th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
I went to the doctor today and I was down 10 pounds since august..and 6 pounds since October. It really boosted my confidence. I know I can do it. I’ll try and lose 5 more pounds by end of december so I can look just slightly better for my brother’s wedding
November 28th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Haha. Love cracked.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:15 AM
It’s very much a matter of how strong you are mentally/emotionally. It takes a lot to resist food, and sometimes even the ‘wakeup’ call isn’t enough. I went to a genetics conference last week, and one presenter talked about her study which showed that even after telling people they were at high genetic risk for obesity/diabetes etc, they never changed their eating and exercise habits.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
But if you don’t believe in ghosts, your first reaction should be “this is a prank”.
this means to me that you wouldn’t flinch watching a horror movie. much of this elevator scare is that there’s a person there when there wasn;t before, when the lights were up. that’s the real scare. the makeup and wild hair and screaming just is icing for the folks who may believe in ghosts. brazil is likely a haven for heathen spirituality. the old man may have been the most frightened thinking back to witchdoctor stories from his amazon village
November 28th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
I’m at 185-190 now, which is the highest I’ve ever been (I’m only 5’9″). I don’t really look fat, but I wonder how much my knees and back would benefit from dropping into the 160′s.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
Mexican coke is my weakness
is that fish scale or jamaican wet?
November 28th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
I’ve become addicted to not only losing weight/eating consistently small portions, but the feeling of being hungry. May or not be a good thing.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
Look at the fatty convention up in here!
/Tim Ryan
November 28th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
FAT does not exist in this dojo…
/amiright?
November 28th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
/Tim Ryan
I’m confused. My picture of him is glorious locks of hair and chubby. And wearing slacks. Is this not accurate, or is it like an urban legend in that no one knows.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
speaking of people having babies, my friend’s daughter turned 1 earlier this year and they are expecting child #2 in January…..whatever works…
November 28th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
What is the best alcohol to drink when dieting?
(I can not give up drinking so don’t be the asshole who says none)
November 28th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
You forgot the nearly-underage girlfriend
/I think
November 28th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
i picture tim ryan as an entourage character with a thick NYC accent
November 28th, 2012 at 11:22 AM
kazzy, i was going to say none but I don’t drink anyways.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
This is going to sound crazy, but when I lost a ton I was smoking a huge amount of pot. Have to smoke enough that you move from “hehehe munchies” to “I’m so fucked up I cannot move to get something to eat and can’t feel that I’m hungry.”
November 28th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
“Wayne Gretzky and Bernie Kosar would like to see you Mr. Holyfield…something about parenting tips.”
November 28th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Gin/vodka with diet tonic water.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
This may sound self-centric, but how the hell does one not drink?
November 28th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
pot.
there’s no way to answer this without saying “not drinking.” in fact, id argue thinking one can lose a ton of weight while drinking is being more of an asshole.
vodka is the healthiest liquor, but it still has like 100 cals in a shot.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:24 AM
What is the best alcohol to drink when dieting?
Best I’m aware of is Mich Ultra, which isn’t bad. Lot of gym bros drink it I think.
/not a gym bro
November 28th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
Many people say liquor and diet soda. The problem being how much you like artificial sweetener or think it actually increases appetite. Light beer is low-calorie for beer, but if you have 5 of them, you are still consuming considerable calories.
If it was me, I would sip a strong drink, like a gin and lime with a little sugar. Because alcohol itself has calories, drinking less or slower is going to be your best bet, no matter what. I imagine wine probably isn’t bad for you, but I don’t drink wine when I’m ‘out’… only with a meal.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
never drank til i was 23. only did it rarely (just the occasional beer) for a few years. just stopped a couple years ago. Never drank enough to miss it after stopping
November 28th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
other addictions…i replaced food and drink with practicing guitar 8 hours a day and working out. if only i knew about golf back then…if only.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
This is going to sound crazy, but when I lost a ton I was smoking a huge amount of pot
That’s why I dip.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
I assume all vodka has the same caloric count, but not sure.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
I’m voting red wine… it has some health benefits, will force you to drink slow based on cost and type, and will make you look sophisticated, as well.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
if youre dieting, there’s no way to escape being hungry. doesnt matter if it’s diet coke or water.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
That horrible bitch created “skinny” liquors that are lower calories but I don’t know how the ABV suffers.
Red wine is also a good answer.
/can’t drink it because of uric acid
November 28th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Pretty much all liquor does, I would think. Just drink less of whatever you drink. And stay the fuck away from Guinness.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
Fair point, but I’d just be an asshole for saying that I can give up drinking cause I drink at least 4 beers basically every night. Usually IPAs, and my gut is starting to expand because of it I think.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Pretend you are with child?
November 28th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Red wine is good, but sometimes gives me some fierce heartburn.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Allopurinol/merlot cocktail… yum!
November 28th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Wanna lose weight? Have a kid (or have your wife have a kid). With the no sleep, little drinking (an i recommend straight hard liqour – no time to kill a 12 pack), and little eating, it’s like you’re on coke. I’ve lost 20 pounds in the last 18 months.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
Especially when you pour it from the box.
/looks at box o wine in the kitchen
November 28th, 2012 at 11:31 AM
You got gout bro? Got to hit the steam room.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
i thoguht guinness was actually one of the healthier beers for you…
November 28th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
so Mole is that old guy in the commercial carring the beaker of uric acid?
November 28th, 2012 at 11:33 AM
re: guinness
November 28th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Every trip to Indianapolis (family there) requires a stop at Trader Joe’s because they can’t sell wine in TN. They have a couple of pretty decent boxed wines, which end up being $4-5 a bottle (eq 4 per box). Even ‘good’ boxed wine locally ends up being $6-8 a bottle, and is worth it for a get together if you have friends who aren’t stuck-up assholes, or a carafe for it.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Lighter in alcohol and calories than most and it fills you up.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Spencer… no shit? Cool, I had no idea.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
One morning three years ago I woke up and though I had broken my foot (at the time I was sleeping on the floor of my apartment for six months because I didn’t want to spend money on a bed so I thought I kicked the wall while rolling around) then went to the clinic and the PA looked at it and said immediately nope that’s gout. I had been on an IPA kick for about nine months and wouldn’t you know it, hops are one of the leading causes. Have only had two flair ups since, both relating to drinking binges.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Ghost stories?
April 8th, 1994. Friday. I am home from high school, lounging around before I have to go do a night shift as a cook at Pizza Hut. Spring day. They announced they found Kurt Cobain dead earlier that day. I was more of a PJ guy but decided to throw on Nevermind. I sometimes could take a brief nap before my shift started at 4pm so I was just lying on a couch.
I’m laying there, and the back door slams shut. Okay, but I knew nobody would be home, so I just presume it’s wind or something. Immediately, some insane chill just hits me. I grab some blanket and just lie there.
Some sounds like somebody walking in. I am pretty much scared like somebody is in the house to kill me. Just terrified like I had never been.
Now, I had my Nevermind tape playing (yes, it was a tape I made from somebody, this was 1994) playing on my parents stereo system in the living room. (Kinda like Risky Business how Tom Cruise got beef from his old man about playing their stereo too loudly – I had some shitty tape player in my room). Well, I see the dial on the volume go way high, the stereo is playing fucking insanely loud. THen it starts inching down. I swear to god. It’s still way louder than where I had it.
“No I dont have a gun. No I dont have a gun” is going – Come as You Are is playing. The stop button hits and the tape stops. My heart is fucking racing. About 10 minutes pass and the hair on my arms finally goes down.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
No.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
They don’t show enough 25 year olds who live alone and drink every night in those ads, cause that shit will get you.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
Guiness was the only beer I drank when doing my triathlon training. All the other beers just killed you during your workouts I felt.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:36 AM
bottom line (despite what WWOS’ spreadsheet says), if you want to lose weight, you need to be in a caloric deficit. a pound of fat is 3,500 cals, so do the math…500 cals less a day to lose a pound of fat in a week.
lifting weights and high intensity interval cardio training is the way to go to boost your metabolism and burn more calories, and you’ll be more full and refuel your body better with lean proteins and complex carbs, but you still gotta be in a caloric deficit.
which is why everyone should smoke weed after doing the 300 workouts and eat chicken breasts and oatmeal the reast of the day. problem solved.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
If you like beer, but want something a little more ‘sophisticated’ and that pairs well with good food, i’d recommend gueuzes (belgian beers that are fermented twice) like lambics or krieks.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
I never said you don’t need a calorie deficit, but type of calories absolutely matters for your body’s health and metabolism.
/slaps forehead
November 28th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Out With Gout ’88 didn’t help anything
November 28th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
/giggles
youre almost as easy to provoke as i am.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Back in the day it was steamed chicken, brown rice and broccoli every night. That fucking sucked.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Fuck it then, let’s save Tony Orlando’s house.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
scripty you forgot to mention how much pot you smoked first
November 28th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
And Spencer, this whole conversation I managed to avoid taking a cheap shot at your past ignorance of molecular physiology, but I do hope you at least recognize now that all calories are not created equal. Not to mention that if you have shitty calories, you’ll be hungry again quicker because your body isn’t getting the nutrients it needs.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
wow…steamed? shit lawya, i couldnt go that far. needed SOME flavor.
i liked eating caveman after awhile. felt fuckin’ diesel all the time.
/plays catch with lax bros in college apartment parking lot
November 28th, 2012 at 11:40 AM
/stammers
//touche
November 28th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
I never said you don’t need a calorie deficit, but type of calories absolutely matters for your body’s health and metabolism.
I’m quite certain we’ve had this conversation in the past.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:41 AM
about the same thing happened to my gf’s step brother. he rarely drinks anymore, but said when that shit flares up it is the worst pain he has ever felt.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
I’ve never done pot or any drugs. For a while I was applying for field positions in the FBI so when I was younger I knew I wanted to try that so I never did anything outside drinking at college. Now I feel too old to even start.
I am sure it’s plausible that it was not a ghost or whatever. But it felt pretty damn real to me.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
WWOS…i never “misunderstood” you or the importance of clean calories. the difference is, when you have a substantial amount of weight to lose, and are in a 500 calorie per day deficit, there’s really no food out there you can eat that’ll make you feel full. the hunger is constantly there.
in fact, if i remember the debate, i believe my first response included the benefits of eating clean and healthy from a performance standpoint.
but bottom line is bottom line…losing weight is entirely about calories out being more than calories in, no matter what kind of calories they are.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
It is excruciating and it’s a hot pain too, which is hard to describe but god damn it just feels like your bones are being strangled (because they are).
November 28th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
South Carolina BBQ > North Carolina BBQ
November 28th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
even after telling people they were at high genetic risk for obesity/diabetes etc, they never changed their eating and exercise habits
sometimes when i’m feeling human, i can really feel sad for very fat people. i think of what their lives must be like, knowing how harsh society can be about looks, etc. they are in a cycle of being on the outside, generating scorn and disgust, then eat their pain and loneliness away, making things worse.
i have a friend who is a great guy except he has a horrible case of bitterness against the world because of this cycle. now he has continual health problems
most of the time though, i see that is their own fault and that unless there is a medical condition making them fat, they have no one to blame but themselves
November 28th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
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November 28th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
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November 28th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
I think I broke the internet again.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
this is my problem, and I don’t really work out that hard, but I am consistent, but my metabolism is through the roof. I eat pretty good and try to eat healthy snacks throughout the day, but I am fucking starving all the time. I try to not smoke w33d or dip, but those are the best suppressants for me. it kind of sucks.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
obligatory.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
More laziness than anything. Start a pot of brown rice, add a chicken breast on a steamer insert and Mrs. Dash (no salt) and when there’s 10 minutes left, add the broccoli. One pot to clean up.
\Solid 6’4″ 250 back in the day.
\\No longer solid, nor 250.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
And it’s just as interesting this time around
November 28th, 2012 at 11:45 AM
*recreational.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
“Oh come on!”
- Butters
November 28th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Everybody should experience at least one acid trip in their lifetime.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
I am indestructible.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
I have a couple friends in the Crossfit cult and they strictly adhere to that paleo diet.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Bingo to what spencer said. Fitness/looking and feeling healthy is 90% Diet
November 28th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
It’s all about what you’re drinking. High hops beer and red wine – along with shell fish and organ meat – are the leading causes of it. They kept asking me if I was eating a lot of sardines and I kept insisting I wasn’t, they didn’t believe me. Bitch what am I a cat?
November 28th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
I have no problem with wine boxes. We hit Trader Joe’s for Two Buck Chuck, their cheap wine.
You are seriously smoking crack if you believe this.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:48 AM
yep…foreman grill! eat in 10 mins.
laziness in regards to diet is also why i stopped….it was a fucking chore eating 4,000-5,000 calories in 8 meals per day. it’s almost impossible not to turn into one of those cooler carrying meatheads if you dont wanna miss a meal.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
“No I dont have a gun. No I dont have a gun” is going – Come as You Are is playing. The stop button hits and the tape stops. My heart is fucking racing. About 10 minutes pass and the hair on my arms finally goes down.
i love creepy stories like this, but really, script, you think you were the only nirvana fan visited? maybe he knew you were a PJ guy and he only spooked PJ people.
/i was a PJ guy
//no visits
November 28th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
LIVIN IN THE PJS (PROOOOJECTS)
November 28th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
What channel was that on back in the day?
November 28th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
The only sure fire way to lose weight that I have ever had success with is meal portion control and an organized physical activity.
Strict diets get old and you burn out, so just eating healthy food most of the time, and smaller portions is easier to stick to. You can still eat what you want, just not as often or as much.
Working out on your own gets old too, hard to stay motivated. Doing an organized activity like a sport or class with other people keeps you from slacking off.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
LOL!!!
November 28th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Oh I in know way think it was him or anything. No, I dont think that at all. Never did.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
you forgot deli meat!
-Bobby Hill
November 28th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Soused I developed a huge alcohol problem in my twenties and drank like a fish. That shit will catch up to you weight wise. Then I got sober and started working out again and lost around 40 pounds. Kept most of it off and put on some muscle. Alcohol is just empty calories. I like to eat my calories.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Fox.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
I have a couple friends in the Crossfit cult and they strictly adhere to that paleo diet.
it sounds great but having been through a vegan diet, i thought the vegan diet was easier. when it comes to snacking, i can’t snack on meat. i missed the carbs, and it also sucked drinking light beer.
dropped 10 pounds on the vegan over a month, dropped the no-carb after a week
November 28th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
Buy smaller plates. People think they have to fill their plate. Use smaller plates, keeps your portions under control. Don’t eat snacks after dinner. Boom.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
Mofucking pinterest in here, today’s topics:
Celebrity pregnancies
Breastfeeding
Calorie content in alcohol
Healthy Cooking
Spotting
Parenting
Dieting and exercise
/synchronized menses up in this bitch
November 28th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
“Leave the pâté”
November 28th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
I can’t believe they looked at you and thought “sardine eater” instead of “excessive boozer.”
November 28th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
After I had the shingles in FEB I began a hiatus from drinking. Weight went down for a bit but I am pretty much back in the same range I was before all that.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Big fan of mustard-based… not a big fan of vinegar-based.
Also… did anyone click the Holyfield link and see where he convinced his daughter at 6 years old to not have sex before marriage? That’s a little earlier to think about guys sticking it to your daughter, isn’t it?
November 28th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Cutting cheese out of my diet would be a huge benefit, but it’s damn near impossible!
November 28th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Exactly.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
I hate working out with other people. I like to run at my own pace, work out what I want to, and I’m not a fan of sitting around bullshitting when I am at the gym. get in and get out, but I can see where i would be in the minority.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Oh I in know way think it was him or anything. No, I dont think that at all. Never did.
i’m open-minded as hell when it comes to the supernatural. cannot imagine how your worldview would change if you saw something indisputable that no one has been able to prove. everything would immediately become possible
would be even stranger than seeing a UFO or having a close encounter of the third kind. at least we all ‘know’ there is other life out there, because science. but ghosts? that ain;t science
November 28th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
No I just thought it was some local spook with impeccable timing. We had a kid blow his head off with a shotgun at our bus stop in 9th grade. Maybe it was him.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:56 AM
Mostly I drink straight whiskey or scotch, if you are worried about calories while drinking maybe you should just move to higher altitude.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
The breastfeeding comment from soused made me look back and find this…
I’m pretty sure breastfeeding will absolutely help you lose baby weight… lotta calories involved in milk production.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Yeah, the ingredients in paleo recipes are insane. Almond flour and all that bullshit.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
They were referring to the myth that bitches don’t drop eggs while breast feeding.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:58 AM
did anyone click the Holyfield link and see where he convinced his daughter at 6 years old to not have sex before marriage?
Video.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
I hate working out with other people. I like to run at my own pace, work out what I want to, and I’m not a fan of sitting around bullshitting when I am at the gym. get in and get out, but I can see where i would be in the minority.
it’s all relative. we’ve been lifetime fitness members for almost aa decade. we can put the kids in the playroom for two hours, put on the ipod and get after it, exercising and ogling.
i go every other day. weights and cardio one day. just cardio the next. lets me eat ice cream at 1 am like i’ve done the past two nights and still see my dick
November 28th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
That Tyler guy on Food Network has an amazing bbq sauce recipe. He’s a South Carolina guy. I make that sauce quite a bit.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
Babar… I just looked up to make sure, and the science backs that up, women who breastfeed longer are far less likely to retain pregnancy weight post-partum.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Ya…this was the point of my comment.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Dude…
November 28th, 2012 at 12:01 PM
Age doesn’t help with weight either. I have had a much harder time with my weight since getting into my 40′s then I ever had.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
I get home at 7pm pretty much every night, don’t have a dishwasher and go to bed by 10 (alarm goes off at 5:30 every morning). There is no fucking way I’m sitting around making a paleo meal for myself.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Okay. It will breastfeeding definitely produces hormones which inhibit ovulation, but not completely. The further out you are, the higher risk of pregnancy, but it’s not impossible, as the Irish have taught us.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Babar women totally lose weight being milk maids and the such you idiot.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
We had a kid blow his head off with a shotgun at our bus stop in 9th grade
i remember you mentioned that. did you actually see it? if not too traumatic, describe
November 28th, 2012 at 12:03 PM
It’s not a myth that your fertility severely drops when breastfeeding… the first 6 months at least it’s very unlikely that you are ovuating
November 28th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
Glad you’re not a cult member.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:04 PM
I’m still scarred from the Bud Dwyer video.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Best video of all time and the guy shouting “PLEASE SHOW SOME DECORUM” while everyone is screaming afterward is just classic.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:07 PM
Working out in a group can be annoying, just like any other form of human interaction can be. Just depends on how much you like the activity.
I can see doing a bootcamp being annoying, but say you really like playing basketball, then a rec league basketball team could be worth the hassle of being around other people.
November 28th, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Vez we were coming back at end of school day. He’d missed school. Our bus stopped about 15-20 houses down. Cops and ambulances there. Had just happened within 5-15 minutes. Human debris all over the area at the stop (which was one house away from where we all congregated). They changed our stop after that. He’d just moved to area, pissed at his parents and whatnot.