Brandon Marshall Has Heard of Players Using Viagra to Gain an Edge

All, NFL Jason Lisk November 28th. 2012, 1:50pm

Brandon Marshall is trying to get a rise out of us, clearly. As we debate whether sports has an Adderall problem, or a “blame it on Adderall” problem, Brandon Marshall has sprung Viagra on us. According to Sean Jensen, Marshall said today that he has heard “crazy stories of players trying to get an edge, including use of Viagra.”

Sildenafil Citrate (Viagra) does open blood vessels for blood flow, and can also be used to treat hypertension, so maybe some players are using it for that reason? We know this, though, the Bears’ impotent offense does not have a Viagra problem.

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52 Responses to “Brandon Marshall Has Heard of Players Using Viagra to Gain an Edge”

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roastbeast Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
i got a stiff neck
/viagara stuck in my throat
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Tim Ryan Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Sildenafil Citrate (Viagra) does open blood vessels for blood flow, and can also be used to treat hypertension, so maybe some players are using it for that reason?
It also provides one with a worldly woody. Allegedly.
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spencer096 Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Brandon Marshall Has Heard of Players Using Viagra to Gain an Edge
i still think brady quinn’s four hour gameday boner is because he’s gay, not because of viagra.
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starkweather Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
This seems more uncomfortable than just wearing a cup
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
This explains all of the encroachment penalties Santonio Holmes was getting.
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starkweather Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
I bet Tebow prays really hard for the guys using Viagra
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roastbeast Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
This explains all of the encroachment penalties Santonio Holmes was getting.
i’d like to see holmes in a cowboy hat before i sign up to your newsletter
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sousedbergin Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
Finally a plausible explanation for Sanchez running directly at asses.
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spencer096 Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:05 PM
I bet Tebow prays really hard for the guys using Viagra
he actually prefers it…makes lockerroom circumcisions easier.
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HtownHacker Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
Dominique Rodgers Cromartie would be in some serious trouble with that thing of his.
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Makes sense if it helps running backs penetrate the open hole in the field of play.
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MP III Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
i took viagra a few times before going to the bar, and told all my friends. it was funny the whole night, everyone kept running away from me.
also good for the ladies, as it turns the vaheen into a catcher’s mitt.
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roastbeast Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Makes sense if it helps running backs penetrate the open hole in the field of play.
run to daylight!
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roastbeast Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
as it turns the vaheen into a catcher’s mitt.
oddly shaped, softened with oil and pliable?
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MP III Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
oddly shaped, softened with oil and pliable?
all of the above.
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Der Kaiser Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Brandon Marshall is trying to get a rise out of us, clearly.
Well played, Lisk. Well played. I laughed. Hard.
/wait a minute
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roastbeast Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Finally a plausible explanation for Sanchez running directly at asses.
that’s going strong. talk about butthurt
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spencer096 Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
as it turns the vaheen into a catcher’s mitt.
oddly shaped, softened with oil and pliable?
still confused…it could also be leathery and hard to break in. please use scientific terms.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
This isn’t new.
Also you idiots realize that it doesn’t just automatically give you a hardon right?
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roastbeast Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
please use scientific terms.
pitch to the mitt
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
still confused…it could also be leathery and hard to break in. please use scientific terms.
Your mom’s has Johnny Bench’s signature on the inside of it.
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Also you idiots realize that it doesn’t just automatically give you a hardon right?
moleman is murderer of jokes.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Your mom’s has Johnny Bench’s signature on the inside of it.
Mine’s dusty and in a closet somewhere, going to have to oil up and put it under my pillow until it softens up enough to get my fist in there.
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roastbeast Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
i’ve been curious about viagra, just to experience the phenomenon of a multi-hour sword of shannara. do docs give out samples if you ask? seems like cheating if you don’t need it. my luck i’d have a hard attack
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MP III Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
still confused…it could also be leathery and hard to break in. please use scientific terms.
fine. it turns it quite large, and into an easy ball catcher, regardless of where it is thrown.
i think the term is maximus testiclores fetchorama.
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starkweather Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
I just flew in from the East Coast and, boy, is my dick hard!
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roastbeast Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
i had a red catcher’s mitt from my LL days. threw it out just the other day
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
i’ve been curious about viagra, just to experience the phenomenon of a multi-hour sword of shannara. do docs give out samples if you ask? seems like cheating if you don’t need it. my luck i’d have a hard attack
It has no effect if you don’t actually have ED.
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MP III Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
i’ve been curious about viagra, just to experience the phenomenon of a multi-hour sword of shannara.
its insane. the wind blows the right way, and boom, you have concrete in your pants. and when you get done yogurt blasting, it remains cocked and loaded, even after a night of jack daniels.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
MP III has erectile dysfunction.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Everybody’s favorite Jerramy Stevens was arrested again.
/[h/t The Internet]
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starkweather Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
Mole vs. Menarky swordfight!
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MP III Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
It has no effect if you don’t actually have ED.
not true at all of viagra.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
I imagine Lisk writing this while patting himself on the back at each use of “impotent” and “rise”
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MP III Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
MP III has erectile dysfunction.
yeah, its common among 22 year olds.
/wanking motion
//nothing happens, still wanking motion
///exhausted from endless viagra wanking
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sctrojans Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
i’ve been curious about viagra, just to experience the phenomenon of a multi-hour sword of shannara. do docs give out samples if you ask? seems like cheating if you don’t need it. my luck i’d have a hard attack
Seems like it would hurt if it isn’t needed
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
#’s 5,6 though, congrats.
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sctrojans Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
“Bursting at the seams” is a phrase that comes to mind
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Brandon Marshall is trying to get a rise out of us, clearly.
I hate to sound like a jerk, but your credibility just took a hit.
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roastbeast Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
that’s…quite colorful mp3
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
that’s…quite colorful mp3
/racist
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roastbeast Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
i really just want to soak in a bathtub outside or shake my head at the crazy actions of my wife
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
/pours one out for Peyton Thundercock Hillis
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
All the research suggests that outside of the recovery effect which Menarky mentioned, any effects are placebo if you don’t have a condition which can cause less than ideal erection sustainability. But whatever man I’m just happy for you and your penis.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
I hate to sound like a jerk, but your credibility just took a hit.
I have seen this a couple of times now…what is the genesis here?
/I expect I’ll sift through the three or four responses that merely expand on the meme before getting to the actual explanation
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MP III Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:32 PM
But whatever man I’m just happy for you and your penis.
thanks buddy. we are just happy to be here.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
I have seen this a couple of times now…what is the genesis here?
/I expect I’ll sift through the three or four responses that merely expand on the meme before getting to the actual explanation
Look at the Missouri post from Lisk late yesterday afternoon, the creepy kids baseball scout Squawkbox’s comment.
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
comments 28 and 29 are funny to me.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
thanks buddy. we are just happy to be here.
It’s an honor just to be nominated.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Look at the Missouri post from Lisk late yesterday afternoon, the creepy kids baseball scout Squawkbox’s comment.
Got it. Thanks.
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spencer096 Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
thanks buddy. we are just happy to be here.
It’s an honor just to be nominated.
both sides played hard.
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GloriousMullet Says:
November 28th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
boner