Punter Adam Podlesh Debates Young Bears Fan on Twitter About Whether He Sucks or Not
Bears punter Adam Podlesh scored a surprise 2-point conversion during yesterday’s Bears – Vikings game. It must have been a relief as Podlesh’s numbers are down in his second season in Chicago. Some fans are even telling him about it on Twitter which ended in this brilliant exchange with what looks like a teenager.
@matthewtaras Our net punt avg. if the season ended today would be 2nd highest in franchise history, only seasonbetter was my 1st year
— Adam Podlesh (@Adampodlesh08) November 21, 2012
@matthewtaras that’s probably just luck though, I suck
— Adam Podlesh (@Adampodlesh08) November 21, 2012
Boom. No coming back from that one.
@adampodlesh08 hahah you mad ain’t it hoe. That’s why the bears brought 4 punters in like 2 weeks ago. Seems like your 2ed best doesn’t it?
— matthew taras (@MatthewTaras) November 25, 2012
Oh. The young troll has a point. Podlesh has struggled enough this season for the Bears to audition punters earlier this month. As of today, Podlesh remains in 30th place in the league with 42.3 yards per punt. Thanks for tuning in. This has been a post about a punter arguing with a teenager on Twitter about stats.

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November 27th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
The Lions punter sucks way more.
OT
Anyone else heard about this?
/Don’t break into peoples homes on thanksgiving
November 27th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Something something Chris Kluwe.
November 27th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Thanks for tuning in. This has been a post about a punter arguing with a teenager on Twitter about stats.
No, thank you. I had no idea we could refer to punters as, “hoes.”
November 27th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Anyone else heard about this?
Well, at least he was courteous and bother the officers and their families on Thanksgiving.
November 27th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Wetzel declined to comment on Smith’s state of mind.
Not even to say how thoughtful Smith was?
November 27th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
A pretty bold move, but I doubt this happened.
November 27th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
Anyone else heard about this? I saw the headline and photos and just assumed car crash death. Weird story, I don’t think the girl heard gun shots and then comes down the steps into a basement, I think he spent the day trying to cover up where he shot them. It wasn’t in the basement.
November 27th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
She was probably on meth or bath salts.
/jumps to conclusion
//you’re turn
November 27th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
*your
November 27th, 2012 at 4:30 PM
Damn, I was all set to make a “‘Something something Lions punter’ — Vlad” joke but was already beaten to the punch by the real thing
November 27th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
OT
Bravo, Onion
/OT
November 27th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
The kid makes a credible argument but completely loses for using the turn of phrase “ain’t it hoe.” Just so much wrong there.
November 27th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
I’m not gonna debate you Vlad! I’m not gonna debate! Two people in Little Falls were killed, We now want the entire $80,000
November 27th, 2012 at 4:39 PM
Chris Kluwe would have called the troll a raging cockmonster.
November 27th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
The guy’s house had been broken into 6 time already, so it’s hard to blame him. Waiting a day to report it is very odd though.
November 27th, 2012 at 4:52 PM
Hard to blame him for the execution of a young girl? Did you read the article?
November 27th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
Hard to blame him for the execution of a young girl?
What you call execution is what JaiAlai considers putting her out of her misery.
November 27th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
To be honest, no. Just happened to be listening to a radio program that is talking about to and saw that it was linked here. I just find it hard to convict a guy of murder when they broke into his home. Not knowing how many people there are, what they are armed with, what drugs they may be on.
After skimming it now though, torture, execution and the like are a bit much.
November 27th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
Joe Paterno approves of the man waiting and not ruining anyone’s weekend.
/too soon?