Novak Djokovic Took Off His Shirt For a Courtside Rubdown From Four Brazilian Models

All, Tennis, Video Stephen Douglas November 27th. 2012, 3:18pm

Novak Djokovic was in Brazil a week ago for an exhibition soccer match and an exhibition tennis match Gustavo Kuerten. Djokovic scored During the tennis match he was surrounded by four models. (Or cheerleaders. Or ballgirls…) The four models gave Djoker a rubdown. Then he took off his shirt and got comfortable. Oh, and by the way, last weekend he got to meet Pippa Middleton.

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70 Responses to “Novak Djokovic Took Off His Shirt For a Courtside Rubdown From Four Brazilian Models”

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scripty Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Nadal did this too. But he asked for dude models.
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KC Resident Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
At eight seconds in: He either really stinks or that one model has the disease Mitch Kramer had going into his Freshman year of high school.
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Hopboy Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Jason Babin cut by the Birds:
http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Eagles-cut-Jason-Babin.html
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
OH GREAT ANOTHER STEAMING PILE OF CRM LOAF…why’d you make me read this?
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St. Bear Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
I would think this kind of material would be perfect for the female intern.
Instead, it gets farmed to Cousin Ron.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
OH GREAT ANOTHER STEAMING PILE OF CRM LOAF…why’d you make me read this?
He doesn’t care if you read it…he just wanted your click…and Coop’s bookmark.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Bacon pancakes, makin’ bacon pancakes,
Take some bacon and I’ll put it in a pancake,
Bacon pancakes, that’s what it’s gonna make,
Bacon Pancaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakes!
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Nice nipples.
/Hef
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Novak Djokovic was in Brazil a week ago for an exhibition soccer match and an exhibition tennis match Gustavo Kuerten. Djokovic scored During the tennis match he was surrounded by four models.
I keep all this.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
lisk…you around? thought you might dig this post.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
where’d everyone go? im assuming yall are reading this.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
That’s a little dry, spencer.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
yea, but it’s fuckin’ crazy shit man.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:51 PM
The craziest.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
fuck you.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:53 PM
They really do break things down piece by piece, don’t they?
As a result, the fission products, bomb casing, and other weapon parts are raised to extremely high temperatures, similar to those in the center of the sun. The maximum temperature attained by the fission weapon residues is several tens of million degrees, which may be compared with a maximum of 5,0000C (or 9,0000F) in a conventional high-explosive weapon. Because of the great heat produced by the nuclear explosion, all the materials are converted into the gaseous form.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
2.57 At about a minute or so after the detonation, the TEAK fireball had risen to a height of over 90 miles, and it was then directly (line-of-sight) visible from Hawaii. The rate of rise of the fireball was estimated to be some 3,300 feet per second and it was expanding horizontally at a rate of about 1,000) feet per second. The large red luminous sphere was observed for a few minutes; at roughly 6 minutes after the explosion it was nearly 600 miles in diameter.
blew my mind.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 3:57 PM
I’m reading the Cryptozoology page on wikipedia.
Spence my JROTC Colonel in high school was a cold war bomber pilot. He was on standby at all times to nuke parts of Poland, he had great stories about how all the pilots got used to flying with blindfolds because they knew even if they did survive a bombing run they would probably be blinded if their eyes weren’t covered. Guy was probably full of shit but the stories were gripping.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
He was on standby at all times to nuke parts of Poland, he had great stories about how all the pilots got used to flying with blindfolds because they knew even if they did survive a bombing run they would probably be blinded if their eyes weren’t covered.
!!!
cant find a link, but i remember hearing we had a b-52 flying non-stop ready to penetrate russian airspace at a moment’s notice in the 80′s…prolly similar to what your kernel was doing. just think of the expense that must’ve cost…FUCK, reagan was an asshole.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:01 PM
cant find a link, but i remember hearing we had a b-52 flying non-stop ready to penetrate russian airspace at a moment’s notice in the 80′s…prolly similar to what your kernel was doing. just think of the expense that must’ve cost…FUCK, reagan was an asshole.
Yep. It was called Operation Chrome Dome.
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St. Bear Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Because of the great heat produced by the nuclear explosion, all the materials are converted into the gaseous form.
Well, at least there’s no shrapnel in a nuclear explosion. Less to clean up afterwards. Almost earth-friendly when you think about it.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
well, maybe i shouldnt be blaming reagan then. but seriously, fuck reagan.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Well, at least there’s no shrapnel in a nuclear explosion. Less to clean up afterwards. Almost earth-friendly when you think about it.
well…no shrapnel unless it’s detonated on land and there’s debris.
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St. Bear Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:04 PM
well…no shrapnel unless it’s detonated on land and there’s debris
Not our problem when old Yugos other crap Soviet Russia has laying around their streets.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
I love nuking people on Civ. If you nuke a city a certain number of times it just vanishes. The mushroom clouds are amazing.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
For example.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
DOWN GOES WASHINGTON
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
Spencer, even after the airborne alert aircraft program was ended we still maintained several squadrons of B-52s and B-1s on alert in Europe and the Continental U.S. (and occasionally Guam) fully loaded with thermonuclear weapons and fuel 24/7….these planes would be kept out on the tarmac in a restricted area surrounded by yellow or red paint. If there as not an active alert any unauthorized personnel wandering around there could be shot on site by base security.
These were heady days. The crap that went on between U.S. and Soviet subs during the Cold War is a whole other area. Blind Man’s Bluff is a great book on that.
And even if you’re not a Tom Clancy fan, Red Storm Rising–which is not part of the Jack Ryan universe–is a great imagining of how a conventional war in Europe would have gone in the 1980s.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
Give me a ping, Vasili.
One ping only, please.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:15 PM
$3.8M in base salary in 2013…not terribly expensive for a losing team claim him now to take a crack next year.
I haven’t watched him this year…have the wheels just blown off completely?
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
I hope you enjoyed my Jason Babin post in here…carry on.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
Project Azorian, also known as Project Jennifer is probably the most salient example of the sort of thing that happened under the sea during the Cold War that no one had a clue about for awhile and even when we did find out, it sounded like a plot from a James Bond movie.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
ms621…holy shit, never heard of azorian. good god.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Spencer, Blind Man’s Bluff, check it out. There was an entire chess match going on in the Barents Sea. The U.S. kept bugging undersea Soviet communications cables and it kept working. The U.S. then tried the same thing in the Pacific, specifically the Sea of Okhotsk, but ran into problems placing the wire taps (which were actually huge metal pods). The Soviets found one and gave it a place of honor in Moscow. The pod has prominently stenciled on the side “Property of the United States Government”.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
The U.S. kept bugging undersea Soviet communications cables and it kept working.
gtfo. that’s an unreal amount of logistical and industrial effort to undertake, let alone undertake and keep classified. def gonna pick that up.
i feel like if i had access to even 1% of the classified documents the US has, it’d look like this.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
What the Navy realized about tapping Soviet undersea cables is that you can’t put the tap on the side or on top of the cable because if they ever go to inspect the line, they’ll find it. So the U.S. had a special operations sub, USS Halibut, which had a chamber on the top deck that could be flooded and from which robotic arms could be extended. They dug under the cable and hid the tap there, so that even if the Soviets suspected something, if they inspected the cable itself, they’d find nothing.
Halibut was finally retired in the 1970s and was replaced in the special operations role by, I think, the USS L. Mendell Rivers. When that sub was decommissioned it was replaced by the newly commissioned USS Jimmy Carter, which is of the Seawolf class. The Jimmy Carter is longer and slightly wider than the other two Seawolf class boats and speculation is that this is because it has equipment and space on board to do exactly the same sort of thing that Halibut used to do back in the 60s and 70s.
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Novac Chokeabitch Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
just checking in here.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:43 PM
jesus tittyfucking christ america kicks ass.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Jimmy_Carter_%28SSN-23%29
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Novac Chokeabitch Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Just realized Novak is spelled with a K, not a C. Don’t really care though.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:46 PM
There were also some pretty violent collisions between U.S. and Soviet subs during the Cold War that we never heard about at the time. Example:
Collision with K-108, 1970
On 20 June 1970, Tautog was in the North Pacific Ocean off Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, a major base for Soviet Navy missile-armed submarines located near Rybachiy[disambiguation needed] on the Soviet Union’s Kamchatka Peninsula, attempting to trail K-108, a Soviet Navy Echo II-class guided missile submarine nicknamed “Black Lila” when the submarines collided violently while K-108 apparently was conducting a maneuver known in the U.S. Navy as a Crazy Ivan. Tautog suffered damage to her sail. As Tautog departed the scene, her crew heard what they thought was K-108 breaking up and sinking. When Tautog arrived in Pearl Harbor, a large portion of one of K-108′s screws was found embedded in her sail. Over thirty years later, after the collapse of the Soviet Union, it was discovered that K-108 in reality had limped back to Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky. The collision caused no personnel casualties aboard either submarine.[1]
Even though this event was adamantly denied by the United States and the Soviet Union, the sail was permanently bent at a 2 degree angle making dry-docking evolutions problematic.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:50 PM
holy. shit.
i had no idea about any of this.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
That was kind of the point. There’s still crap that happened that we don’t know about because it hasn’t been declassified yet.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
freal…i dig around all the time looking for classified intelligence stuff and it’s tough. the shit that is out there is so batshit tho, i freak out thinking of what’s still classified.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
Spencer I trust you’ve heard about the USS Scorpion.
What a lot of people don’t know is that Robert Ballard’s initial attempt to locate the Titanic was actually a cover story. His primary mission was to find the wreckage of the Scorpion for the U.S. Navy.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 4:58 PM
From the article:
The Navy has also released information about the nuclear testing performed in and around the Scorpion site. The Navy reports no significant release of nuclear material from the sub. The 1985 photos were taken by a team of oceanographers working for the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution in Woods Hole, Massachusetts. The circumstances of the Woods Hole mission show the high level of secrecy the Navy attaches to Scorpion; at the time the photographs were taken, the Navy and Woods Hole both maintained that the Woods Hole team was searching for the wreckage of the noted sunken ocean liner, Titanic. It was only after newspapers learned and reported that the Woods Hole team was also searching for Scorpion that the Navy admitted as much, and released some of the photographs taken during the expedition.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:00 PM
no ive never heard of the uss scorpion and my mind is seriously exploded.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Well keep the good times rolling: http://www.amazon.com/Blind-Mans-Bluff-Submarine-Espionage/dp/006097771X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1354053875&sr=8-1&keywords=blind+man%27s+bluff
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:06 PM
/ordered
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:08 PM
seriously, this is all new to me…so fucking cool.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:09 PM
There’s an appendix at the end which lists every known sub collision during and immediately after the Cold War and then a second appendix which lists the citations which subs, and in some cases associated SEAL teams, received for actions. If I recall there is one from 1995 in which a sub and a SEAL team were given a Presidential Unit Citation for an undisclosed action. This sort of thing is all still happening but if the job is done well enough it will never reach the news.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
unbelievable.
yea, saw that appendix and was reading this about the russian k-141.
hough rescue attempts were offered by the British and Norwegian teams, Russia declined initial rescue offers. All 118 sailors and officers aboard Kursk perished. The Russian Admiralty at first suggested most of the crew died within minutes of the explosion; however, the motivations for making the claim are considered by outside observers[who?] as political since some of the sailors had time to write notes.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:14 PM
im in that appendix…you don’t remember the name of the sub do you? ill see how strong my google skills are.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:15 PM
Yeah there’s a story, possibly in the book or possibly somewhere else, that talks about how a Russian sub sank above it’s crush depth. But a handful of crew survived in a sealed off compartment. A U.S. sub could hear them signalling for help but as this was before the days when DSRVs existed–which by the way were not developed for research purposes as originally stated but specifically for deep sea sub rescue missions–the U.S. sub could do nothing. Eventually the sonar operators on the U.S. sub heard a handful of distinct cracks which sounded like revolver shots. And then nothing but silence.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:17 PM
im in that appendix…you don’t remember the name of the sub do you? ill see how strong my google skills are.
I don’t recall off the top of my head. Had to be a Sturgeon class though.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:18 PM
Spencer, it might have been the Parche.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:19 PM
sub deaths do not sound fun.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:20 PM
My basis for thinking it was Parche:
Parche may have recovered Chinese missile fragments. In 1995 and 1996, the People’s Republic of China launched DF-21 and DF-15 ballistic missiles into the sea surrounding Taiwan to deter Taiwan from moving toward independence; Robert Karniol writes: “I suspect that “the Parche might have gone after these Chinese missile fragments”, and “I suspect that Beijing gave away some useful missile secrets.”[2]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Parche_%28SSN-683%29
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:22 PM
yea, i just read that paragraph too. it’s got a presidential unit citation too, think you nialed it.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:25 PM
The Cold War was across the board a pretty fascinating period of time if you are into socio-political craziness and military contingency plans and overall secrecy. There’s so many different angles to study it from that it may never get old for me.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:31 PM
holy shit the cold war totally blows my mind.
was reading this a few weeks ago…horribly formatted but…
As I monitored the Russian conversation, I walked around to the west side of the mountain. Shore just pointed west toward another one of the huge Laotian mountains, which was lighting up like a massive Christmas tree.
there’s just so much there across so many countries and decades. fucking scary.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:48 PM
One of my favorite things to do is to read over different scenarios for how a conventional Europe-wide ground war would have evolved. Greece and Turkey would have anchored NATO’s southern flank and closed off the Soviet Black Sea fleet from entering the Mediterranean. They also would have sought along with Italy to pin down any Soviet satellite states in the Balkans that participated. If Italy was overrun they had a paramilitary guerrilla “stay behind” army in place code named Gladio. It’s job would have been to form a guerrilla movement behind the lines. Gladio became a tool though for the rightist governments of Italy in the 1970s and 80s to suppress Communist and $ociali$t movements.
France would have been an important logistics center for any armies fighting in Germany. How successful this would have been is subject to debate because France from the late 1950s until Sarkozy took power in the 2000s was not part of NATO’s integrated command structure. But they were nonetheless alliance members. Germany would have fight to hold as much territory as possible until British and American reinforcements could arrive from across the Channel and the Atlantic. The Royal Navy was designated as the allied navy responsible for ASW warfare in the north Atlantic and thus for safely convoying across American and Canadian reinforcements. A U.S. Carrier group or two would attempt to plug the G-I-UK gap by constant patrols in the north Atlantic and, if necessary would break through into the Barents to launch air strikes against the Soviet naval and missile bases on the Kola Peninsula. Finland and Sweden were neutrals but if the Soviets ignored their territorial integrity Norway was, along with a mixed Allied Unit of Italian and German Alpine troops working with U.S. 10th Mountain Division detachments would try to hold the northern flank against Soviet incursions. Denmark was tasked with holding closed the entrance to the Baltic. This would make Germany the deciding battleground.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
a) email me links
b) if a conventional war evolved like that, we’d be so thunderfucked it’s not even funny. germany, even if the US and britain responded quickly, would be overrun almost immediately unless there was massive air support nearby.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:56 PM
You guys should just play Risk.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:59 PM
im way better at chess than risk.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 5:59 PM
…not sure what that has to do with anything. just sayin id probably lose bad.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 6:01 PM
Spencer, that’s culled from a number of sources over the years not all of which are online. But I’ll find what I can and send it your way.
Yes even a conventional war would have been catastrophic. Even though Red Storm Rising is fiction and completely out of the mind of Tom Clancy defense analysts have praised him for seeing the importance of the convoy system across the Atlantic, for describing how ammunition and especially missile stocks would be quickly emptied by the rapid pace and firepower of modern warfare. Battlefields would be utter chaos as units would be destroyed almost as quickly as they could be deployed due to the accuracy and destructive power of modern weapons systems. Air power would play a major role and whoever controlled the skies would have a major advantage.
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spencer096 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 6:09 PM
do you have any idea if the military has drills in place for that kind of fast response in case of a massive surprise european invasion anymore? the sheer effort it would take to even get those kind of logistics moving is incomprehensible.
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ms621 Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 6:16 PM
I don’t know but I really doubt it. I’m sure there are plans in place to bring back online the various facilities we have in Germany that are partly decommissioned or mothballed or working with reduced personnel, but our military footprint in Germany is a fraction of what it once was. Those facilities still in use seem largely to be so for their geographic position: Germany is a great waypoint on the map for air routes from the Middle East to the continental U.S.
The U.S. does have around the globe a number of Maritime Pre-Positioning squadrons. These are groups of massive cargo ships operated by Military Sealift Command and are preloaded with all the supplies, equipment and vehicles necessary to equip or reinforce a mechanized brigade. These squadrons are positions around the globe, notably at Guam and at Diego Garcia. But I don’t think there is any notion that Europe is under threat these days from surprise ground attack by anyone and so any contingency plan is likely to be a very old one.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 27th, 2012 at 7:35 PM
If Italy was overrun they had a paramilitary guerrilla “stay behind” army in place code named Gladio. It’s job would have been to form a guerrilla movement behind the lines. Gladio became a tool though for the rightist governments of Italy in the 1970s and 80s to suppress Communist and $ociali$t movements.
Yeah I watch Archer too.