New Best Local News Video Ever: The Vacuum Cleaner Man Has Seen This Lady Topless
This woman hasn’t been allowed to drive for three years. Also, she’s not here to lie to you. From what I can gather, there was some sort of accident in this lady’s neighborhood. (The news station appears to be KGW in Portland.) She was rerouted. Then the local news shows up and history is made…
“I know the Vacuum Cleaner Man. He’s seen my tits.”
*reporter laughter*
“I know that’s not going on TV, but it’s true. It’s true. I’m not here to lie to you.”
And there you have it. The Vacuum Cleaner Man.
[h/t @davelozo]
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November 27th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
Is this going to be a post too?
http://gawker.com/5963727/steven-reed-is-the-saddest-tv-chef-of-all-time
November 27th, 2012 at 4:55 PM
I can’t tell if this lady is crazy, hilarious, or hilariously crazy.
November 27th, 2012 at 5:01 PM
CRM will have to reign in his jealously before he can speak rationally about that video.
November 27th, 2012 at 5:10 PM
Cooking blogs > cooking shows
/science
November 27th, 2012 at 5:58 PM
Cooking blogs > cooking shows
/science
ha. I’m not sure Steven Reed’s thing can even be considered a show. Also, we are still waiting on CRM’s cooking blog.
November 27th, 2012 at 7:23 PM
Now this is why TBL rules. I bet the Vacuum Man has spent many a night with a flask of Jack trying to unsee what he saw.
November 27th, 2012 at 7:27 PM
http://gawker.com/5963727/steven-reed-is-the-saddest-tv-chef-of-all-time
This is as close as I have come to actually peeing my pants laughing at this. The shot of the Kroger Cheez Whiz rotating in the microwave is priceless.