Bobby Hebert Thinks He Has Forgotten More About Football Than Les Miles Knows
Bobby Hebert has been a noted Les Miles critic in the past. The exuberant LSU fan/radio host (and former NFL quarterback) is under no illusions that he’s Sean Payton, but believes he would do a better job coaching LSU’s offense than Les Miles.
“I know this and I actually believe this, and people say ‘oh come on;’ but I know I’ve forgotten more football than Les Miles knows,” he says. “If you could bring me down and call plays and know what you’re doing. I would never make that statement about Sean Payton. Come on, I know. But I know when the defense is doing this and blitzing how are you going to attack it? What you need to do? Like its 3rd-and-10 against Alabama, you’re going to run the option? Come on. You can get away with that against Washington. When you’re playing Alabama and you have 15 NFL players, well so do they. And you got to have some imagination.”
Les Miles is an offensive guy. LSU has had nine offensive players drafted in the past four NFL drafts. Their highest national finish in yards per play since 2008 is 50th.
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November 27th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
He named his kid T-Bob.
/that’s all
November 27th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
Just because you are a gadfly drunkard does not mean your wrong.
/Living life pants to pants
November 27th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Yes, he is a clown. He clearly has a personal ax to grind with Miles. God forbid Les wins at least ten games every year. Pretty good for a guy who knows nothing about football.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
So basically he wants to treat LSU as a video game and just call plays. That isn’t how it works, Coonass. Recruiting, working 25 hour days, etc…
November 27th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
My least favorite crutch to demonstrate someone’s knowledge. Forgetting stuff is not impressive.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
So what happened to all the Saints fans saying Brees should be MVP?
November 27th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Coonass
Well this was unique.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
I think 20 years from now when all head coaches have played over 10,000 rounds of EA football simulations timeouts, challenges, play calling, risk taking and most of the all the clock will be run competently. This may actually be the only positive I see in our world’s future and I am sticking with it.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
No one is maligning Les Miles the recruiter, he just should not be anywhere near the field and game day decisions.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Wow. Nice work there. You’re only the second person I’ve seen use it. Correctly, no less. First was my mother-in-law, who correctly described herself as a coonass.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Would you midwest folk care to explain to the rest of us what a coonass is?
November 27th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Surprised not to see a Sean Taylor post. I could watch Taylor highlights all day. Meast.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Bobby Hebert is an offensive guy, too. They should chat.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
I agree with this. Oh, you meant it another way. Les is a 1980s offensive guy. There’s no imagination in the passing game (heck, there’s no real passing game). He just lines up against you and says he going to outblock you and outathlete you. This ususally works, but I don’t think anybidy’d call it a great offense.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
My least favorite crutch to demonstrate someone’s knowledge. Forgetting stuff is not impressive.
you think that’s worse than the little finger one?
November 27th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
First was my mother-in-law, who correctly described herself as a coonass.
My Uncle married into cajuns.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
We’re two days away from the one year anniversary of the Craig James post. Momentum has slowed but there is one new comment.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Explains that.
MS: coonass generally is used to describe a poor cajun hick. Not unlike Bobby Herbert.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Would you midwest folk care to explain to the rest of us what a coonass is?
it’s a synonym for n*gg*r, but it’s applicable to white skinned people from the bayou. And that’s why those people say it’s offensive, because they know what it’s a tantamount to calling someone.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Well that explains how KC knew what it was, but how did that expression make it’s way up to Minnesota?
November 27th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
No one is maligning Les Miles the recruiter, he just should not be anywhere near the field and game day decisions.
Agree. I’m just saying Bobby (you are a grown man, Robert. Drop the “Y”) wouldn’t put forth the effort that it takes to be coach. Coaching is more than calling plays.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
it’s a synonym for n*gg*r, but it’s applicable to white skinned people from the bayou. And that’s why those people say it’s offensive, because they know what it’s a tantamount to calling someone.
Makes sense. I’m fascinated by the fact that this is the first time I’ve come across this term.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
so if a coonass calls a coonass a coonass, like for instance in a coonass rap song, that’s cool. But nobody else gets to call a coonass a coonass.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
I married into cajuns
November 27th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
I was under the impression that it was anyone from Louisiana.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
I married into cajuns
Gotcha.
I have no cajuns in my family and nor did I marry into them.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Well that explains how KC knew what it was, but how did that expression make it’s way up to Minnesota?
I hadn’t heard it used in years until Saban used it in talking about LSU fans back when he was a coach there. As Dirt, says, it isn’t really an expression, but an insult. An insult they embrace when they use it, but nobody else can or PC police come out and, oh, I’m just kidding. Nobody cares when cajuns get insulted.
November 27th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
Vincent D’Onofrio thinks Hebert is a pretty handsome dude.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
Vincent D’Onofrio thinks Hebert is a pretty handsome dude
where’d you get that sweet Egger suit?
November 27th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
3403 comments. Such a shame it will be linked to 6 months from now with all comments scrubbed.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
It’s kinda like marrying french Canadians, old friends will not understand your answering machine.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Nobody cares when cajuns get insulted.
black cajuns have it nearly as bad as mestizos, in terms of being catchalls for insults.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
Makes sense. I’m fascinated by the fact that this is the first time I’ve come across this term. MS
I figured Houston would have been close enough.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
I hope you use protection.
/a sawed-off 12 gauge usually
November 27th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
SBTB Hawaiian Style is 20 years old today.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Quite a fall: babin released
November 27th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
black cajuns have it nearly as bad as mestizos, in terms of being catchalls for insults.
You are thinking Creoles. Cajuns all came from Canada. Creoles came from the Caribbean.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
OT
Lots of reports out there of the Eagles flat out just releasing Jason Babin.
/OT
November 27th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
/spencer ware crashes into line for 2 yards
//spencer ware crashes into line for 2 yards
///spencer ware crashes into line for 2 yards
////spencer ware crashes into line for 2 yards
November 27th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Ha. I married a half-cajun, Air Force brat. Some days, I tend to get what I asked for.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
Bobby has been nipping on the moonshine again.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
bobby hebert thinks that was a joke about orientals.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Coonass is in trudy by cdb
November 27th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
I figured Houston would have been close enough.
I’d think so too, but Houston is weird.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
Vincent D’Onofrio
Im pretty sure he left the set of The Break Up and went to GM’ing the CLE Browns.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
You don’t say dewar
November 27th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
Ha. I married a half-cajun, Air Force brat. Some days, I tend to get what I asked for.
My wife is Cuban-Mexican. I’m definitely seeing the ramifications of that. She’s got quite a mouth on her when we have a fight.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
This makes me think the columbus dispatch loves the buckeyes
http://mobile.dispatch.com/wap/news/text.jsp?sid=1003&nid=2878891004&cid=20825&scid=-1&ith=0&title=Opinion&headtitle=Opinion
November 27th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
like in japanimation where their mouths are really small when not talking then fuckin huge when they are?
cuz that’d be fucked up bro.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:11 PM
How much does he make per year? I’d rather have him than Cliff Avril and KVB.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
Nevermind. Just looked it up. Yes and how if it means getting rid of KVB and Avril next year. Then trade Suh and go invest in LB’s and secondary in the draft and FA market.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
“(you are a grown man, Robert. Drop the “Y”) ”
Glares at Ronny.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
SLOW DOWN I CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
Not sure who pointed it out, but I thoroughly enjoyed the concept that no phrase is as counterproductive to its goal as telling an angry woman to ‘calm down’.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
“(you are a grown man, Robert. Drop the “Y”) ”
Glares at Ronny.
I looked it up. His given name is “Bobby.” Shine on, you crazy Southerners.
November 27th, 2012 at 3:33 PM
Grown men don’t take illegal unpaying internships.
November 27th, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Superdome = CoonAsstrodome.
Every QB who ever played the game thinks he’s an off. coordinator.
November 27th, 2012 at 5:35 PM
Saved by the Bell was and is a shitty show. So is Boy Meets World.