Roundup: Stabbing Over Beer Pong Game, Freese Avoids Deer But Wrecks Range Rover & Black Friday Brawl in Sacramento
Alice Eve, from She’s Out of My League … RIP Larry Hagman, aka JR Ewing … Minnesota grocer sounds like a good dude … beer pong result ends up in Ohio stabbing … who does Craig James owe money to? … we have some Boston sports radio listeners, right? … John Daly’s ex-wife in trouble for allegedly sending harassing text messages … hey Jets fans, a chart that shows how much the defense has fallen off … this cat has way too much time on his hands … RIP Hector Macho Camacho … mandatory reading for Dr. Dre fans … Alleged shoplifter dies after being subdued by Walmart workers … Brazil fired its soccer coach less than two years before the World Cup … photos of a Florida woman riding a Manatee (she was later arrested) …
Cal Poly San Luis Obispo 70, UCLA 68. At Pauley. Yes, really. [LA Times]
Ray Lewis was believed to be out for the season with torn triceps, but could he return Dec. 6th? [Yahoo Sports]
In a dying town, a winning football team. [NYT]
David Freese of the Cardinals swerved to avoid hitting a deer but totaled his Range Rover against a tree. [Post Dispatch]
“The worst-kept secret buried in Kelly’s refusal to accept the Tampa Bay Buccaneers job months ago was that, as he mulled over the NFL offer, Kelly couldn’t get a promise from Mullens assuring Helfrich would be his successor.” [Oregonian]
Tampa’s best defensive lineman is unheralded, undrafted Michael Bennett. [Tampa Bay Times]
Colorado coach Jon Embree is out after two seasons in which he went 4-21. [CBS Sports]
“It’s like all is right with the world when Notre Dame is winning football games.” [NYT]
Halle Berry’s baby daddy got into a fight with Halle Berry’s boyfriend, and check out that black eye. [E Online]
Boston College coach Frank Spaziani, who led the Eagles to a 2-10 mark this year, has been fired. [Globe]
Kevin McHale’s 22-year old daughter passed away following a long battle with Lupus. [Chronicle]
Given how interesting Lindsay Lohan’s movie was last night, this seems appropriate.
Turning back the clock to a memorable 1992 TV moment. [via Cartmaniak]
People in Sacramento brawled over tennis shoes on Black Friday.
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November 26th, 2012 at 8:15 AM
Minnesota grocer sounds like a good dude
All 3 of my sisters worked at that store in HS and College. It was a great place to work and decent money for that age.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:19 AM
A couple of homeless guys who helped him bury the hookers?
November 26th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
wow….no words….Chip Moody…that hair….those eyebrows…is this what we really looked like in ’92?
/checks old photos
//yep
November 26th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
And that, friends, is the reason I despise Notre Dame.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:20 AM
Only in Toledo Baby! Notice the time of the beer pong stabbing.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:22 AM
Some great graphics there…..she’s been road hard and put away wet. She peaked many years ago. Maybe her best photo, IMO
November 26th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
I’ve seen plenty of pop/soda/coke maps, but want to see one documenting the usage of “tennis shoes” vs. “sneakers”. Down here in Texas, it’s definitely tennis shoes, but I grew up saying sneakers.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:25 AM
This seems more like a drunk at 4am CRM submission.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
J-Mac, post idea: Giants RB Andrew Brown broke his fibula in a game his team was leading by 28 in the 4th quarter. Sound familiar? “
BradyManning actually threw a 4th down pass with 5 minutes remaining. Uncalled for? You decide.”November 26th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
Yeah. Cracked me up reading about a Chronic sticker on a lamppost in Omaha. That album changed things for good.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:38 AM
nicely done. takes us back to a simpler time, before mark sanchez ran into his own lineman and fumbled.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
So hard to pick a favorite song from “The Chronic.” Snoops kills his verse in this song, so I might have to choose this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdiNdtXAHVY&feature=fvst
November 26th, 2012 at 8:44 AM
the hookers he killed, for starters.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
thank god the deer is fi…OH COME ON, WHO SHOT THE DEER?
November 26th, 2012 at 8:47 AM
Great Boardwalk episode yesterday. Question…is Richard Harrow the guy in the new Guinness Black Label commercials?
November 26th, 2012 at 8:48 AM
i think so.
boardwalk was pretty good. gyp’s really getting on my nerves tho…cant wait for him to die.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
How many college coaches got fired since this RoundUp was posted?
November 26th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
well, after the last 3 weeks, I’m never having another fucking kid.
holy shit.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:49 AM
hey Jets fans, a chart that shows how much the defense has fallen off
That is a simple chart demonstrating points scored-points allowed. Therefore if half the metric (points scored) is driven by their offense, how is it a pure defensive metric. This is dumb. Jets defense still sitting pretty well (9th/10th overall) in Football Outsider metrics. Shown that the offenses the Jets have faced so far are the #2 most efficient faced en masse by any defense this season.
Those Business Insider links are written at a 2nd grade level too, so that might be the most appropriate level for Jets fans.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Yes. Probably the best of the season.
The only character I want to see die more than Gyp Rosetti is the Gretchen Mol character.
Yes. And I think I found it more jarring that I could see his actual face than the Richard Harrow mask.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
She is such a bitch.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
November 26th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
I’ve been waiting for Richard and Al to do something awesome, and it looks like both are going to be takin’ care of business in the finale. Can’t wait.
Also, Treme was awesome.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Impressive.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
/gulps
How’s it going, buddy?
November 26th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
Giants RB Andrew Brown broke his fibula
Damn. He’s been a great TD vulture so far for my fantasy team.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
This would have probably worked better if Ahmad Bradshaw broke his leg, since he is the starter and all.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:51 AM
steelols.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:52 AM
So whats up?
November 26th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
His voice really throws me off too. Think it would be pretty funny if they made a version of the commercial with his character.
The episodes with Chalky White always seem to be the best.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:53 AM
Well, I’m still not sure. Today is my first day back to work. I was supposed to go back the 14th.
I had to take two ambulance rides to the ER with my wife after the birth. The first time she was crippled due to a botched epidural. The second time she had a seizure while changing the baby and I was out grabbing lunch quickly. I’ve been the primary caregiver to a newborn and an bedridden wife for three weeks.
So, yeah, probably not having another kid after this ordeal.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:54 AM
We always called it Beirut, not Beer Pong.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
It may be a good year to try and squeeze in lazik for the wife since we are hitting our out-of-pocket max on insurance. I dunno. Fuck everything.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:55 AM
harrow’s a fucking great character, but he reminds me of ned from south park. the voice, the glasses, the haunted vet-ness…
if only jimbo dormandy was around to hunt the mexican staring frog of southern sri lanka. if only.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
So kinda like, Martellus Bennett, starting TE, who was also hurt in the 4th quarter?
November 26th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Sorry to hear about the situation. Hopefully your wife is okay and you get to see how enjoyable having a child can be.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Wow, man. Hope your wife gets better. Hang in there
November 26th, 2012 at 8:57 AM
crazy bitch
November 26th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Jesus. This is the stuff that scares the crap out of me. Hope everything works out for you.
/10 weeks to go for me
November 26th, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Mint man I hope things settle down and your wife can get healthy. Just take care of that little one. I hope you have a few family members or friends to lean on. I am sure you are not adjusting well to the new sleep schedule but eventually you will adapt. Hang in there.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:59 AM
Hang in there, Urinal. It’ll get easier. Best of luck on your wife’s recovery.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Now you’ve given me a fantastic idea..
November 26th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
I’m sure you’ll be just fine. But ask questions every time something feels just the tiniest bit “not right.”
All the stuff inflicting my wife is rare pre-delivery anyway. The fact that it’s all postpartum is insanely rare. I feel awful for her. She got hit with three rare postpartum complications at the same time. It’s a lot for anyone to handle, let alone a new mother.
Google PUPPPs, Postpartum Pre Eclampsia, and Epidural CSF Leak and be on the lookout for that shit. PUPPPs is the one she is still struggling with.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:01 AM
now you’re on the right track
November 26th, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Epidural CSF Leak
That sounds not good.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
So you blew each other up to settle arguments instead of using knives?
November 26th, 2012 at 9:03 AM
half puppies, half pregnant chicks, all right.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
I hear on the third time they let you play with the lights and siren.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Lazik is a covered benefit with your insurance?
November 26th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Good Lord Urinal that’s scary. Wife is due in 4 weeks and I am starting to get a little anxious about the whole thing.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:04 AM
Hardest thing to do when the newborn baby sleeps is to rest. You want to clean up bottles, call some friends or goof off a bit but you need to jam in some cat naps.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
this was funny when combined with your avatar.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Just wait a couple years until the wife magically forgets just how bad it was and starts talking about the kid needing a brtoher or sister to play with. Or her mom get s in her head about needing another grandchild. Or (and I don’t know howold your wife is) she starts brining up shit about having a baby after 35 increases risks for her and the baby.
/Take a long weekend and get a vasectomy without telling her.
//That’s what I should’ve done
///New baby in May
November 26th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
Seriously considering trying to go through labor without the epidural
November 26th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
I think there are reasons for why lasik either isn’t allowed or isn’t a good idea during and after pregnancy. Not sure for how long after. personally have gone through both procedures in the last few years, for what it’s worth.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:05 AM
I know this is a serious matter, so let’s cut to the chase…scale of 1-10, how fucking hot was that Ambulance? Please don’t leave anything out.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:06 AM
I must ask, were the ambulances sexy at least?
November 26th, 2012 at 9:07 AM
Fuck Fireman Ed
November 26th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Florida Woman Arrested for Riding a Manatee — she said she was unaware that she’d committed a crime at all.
oh, was that wrong?
November 26th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
this is something you have to tell them about beforehand, right? if i remember correctly, my wife went without one and when she went into labor it was too late to change her mind.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Sleep when the baby sleeps. Best advice I was given right after don’t have a baby. I only listened to one.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Cleet, Rex, great minds and all.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:08 AM
And I want to become an attorney without going to law school.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
I wonder if his new Ryan Tannehill jersey came in yet.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
Seriously considering trying to go through labor without the epidural
You been talking to Tom Cruise again? There was some foreign family in delivery room across from us (like 11 deliveries this day). Some man (orthodox jew maybe, not sure if they have special rules for delivery) making all the decisions for his wife since she spoke no english. I think he decided for her no drugs. Holy shit. Detached placenta, etc. Shit went haywire. I still hear that woman’s screams.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:09 AM
I’ve been the primary caregiver to a newborn and an bedridden wife for three weeks.
you should move your mom in for a while. Or her mom. Or somebody. There’s probably somebody there now, obviously, now that i think about it.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Seriously considering trying to go through labor without the epidural
My wife had an epidural for both kids – really seemed to relax her, neither delivery took longer than 6 hours start to finish.
Mint, hope you and the wife are ok.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Talk to some lady folk about this, but when it’s time to push, the epidural’s usually half effective because they want you to feel pressure and the stuff so you know when to push. It could be helpful for the before stuff, though. Good luck…
November 26th, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Seriously considering trying to go through labor without the epidural
there is the option of the morphine drip. That’s what my wife did.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
I hope things work out for her, hope for a full recovery for her. Hang in there with the kid, things get easier as you move along and it becomes more routine.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
I know people that have done both, and while the thought of getting an epidural would scare the shit out of me, any one I have talked to that got one said they would get another no questions asked.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Well I didnt say no drugs. Just the idea of shooting something into my spine kinda scares me. I’m more open to conventional painkillers.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
Seriously considering trying to go through labor without the epidural
Ummm, my wife walked backwards into the delivery room with a big ‘x’ painted on her back.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:12 AM
this is something you have to tell them about beforehand, right? if i remember correctly, my wife went without one and when she went into labor it was too late to change her mind.
yeah. or soemtimes the shit drags on so long it wears off.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Shit my wife wants the epidural now and she’s not even pregnant. Good luck without the needle.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
My wife is a physical therapist who refused epidurals when our kids were born. She gets a few patients a year that have developed back problems after getting epidurals.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:13 AM
That sounds delightful
November 26th, 2012 at 9:14 AM
http://crushable.com/entertainment/chris-brown-quits-twitter-jenny-johnson-fight-628/
Chris Brown is a horrible person, but this woman has been practically stalking him for a couple of years now. She does the same thing with Tara Reid and Kim Kardashian. Practically trying to make a name for herself by cyber-bullying celebrities. And now she’s the victim?
I’ve noticed this is a common trend. A “comedian” trying to make a name for themselves by going after low hanging fruits on twitter.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:15 AM
manatees are only endangered because they’re the stupidest and slowest animals in the water. die off already, manatees!
November 26th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
That sounds delightful
do you want to hear the rest, or should I just leave it there?
November 26th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
I got nothing.
Agreed! Especially when watching my football team.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
I’ve always wondered why women refuse epidural during childbirth. Is back problem a very common side effect of epidural?
November 26th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
This was the reason my wife went without one. Heard a few of these stories and went without it. She did take some drugs along the way that really got her out of sorts to cope with the pain.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:16 AM
boy or girl, Mint – what you guys have?
November 26th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Kid will have to get a shot of Narcan after birth if you go that route. Spinal block means no worry there
November 26th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
I’ve had some shots into my lower back & spine area and it’s actually not as bad I think it used to be. they use flouroscopy scope now, so they see where the needle’s going. little burn at first and then the epidural kicks in. best of luck to you
November 26th, 2012 at 9:17 AM
Only the good parts
November 26th, 2012 at 9:18 AM
My friend requested a Heroin drip, which was a pretty tall order. Definitely would have needed a couple of days for that one.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Boardwalk was outstanding. Have to assume Richard will be dying, though I’m hoping against hope he’s the
Her and Rob Delaney. Insufferable. Unfollowing them on twitter made me enjoy it so much more.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
falling asleep on a couch every other night, killing your back jamming your kid into the car seat, turning around while driving to check on your kid, bending down to pick your kid up and outta the crib, carrying your kid all over the place, having your body change due to childbearing, adding weight, etc – pretty sure half the back issues start with this crap too.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:20 AM
Only the good parts
she shat a baby. Then she shat a stingray that was attached to the baby. She also, during the course of the labor, barfed all over me, and peed herself.
Those were the good parts.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
oops. Hoping he’s the one to kill Gyp and Mol.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
Her and Rob Delaney. Insufferable. Unfollowing them on twitter made me enjoy it so much more.
there’s a troupe of them that are absolutely certain they’re hilarious.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:21 AM
I don’t think it’s common, but certainly quite possible.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Yes. try and sleep when the baby sleeps. But I was always checking in on the baby to make sure it was still breathing. All the SIDS stories I heard about and sleeping dangers scared the crap out of me
November 26th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
First child, we had tons of complications and emergency C-Section. Most stressful hours of my life. Second child was scheduled C-Section and it was fantastic.
Also, that Lohan video is going to give me nightmares. Especially at the end when it looks like she’s looking at the ark of the covenant.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
You call someone a piece of shit for two years straight, they might lash out once or twice. Neither of them covered themselves in glory with that exchange.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
I’ve always wondered why women refuse epidural during childbirth. Is back problem a very common side effect of epidural?
Well, there is also the very vocal “Natural Birth” movement.
My wife had an epidural. Not a problem for her.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Prefers these to create back problems.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:24 AM
+1 My wife can attest to this
/Team C-Section
November 26th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Yes. try and sleep when the baby sleeps. But I was always checking in on the baby to make sure it was still breathing. All the SIDS stories I heard about and sleeping dangers scared the crap out of me
they really do scare the ELF out of you with those stories. And neither of my rotten children would sleep a wink on their backs. So we put them in there on the tummies, risking certain SIDS.
There’s just not a lot of sleep to be had with a brand new baby.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:25 AM
my wife was on the epidural train but she started going into labor really quickly and by the time the nurses came in they said there wasn’t time to get it set up so she delivered our daughter with no painkillers at all (aside from a local she had about 2 hours prior).
She was a trooper, no screams or anything. After delivery she said that it wasn’t all that bad (though I am sure it varies greatly person to person).
November 26th, 2012 at 9:26 AM
First child, we had tons of complications and emergency C-Section. Most stressful hours of my life.
that’s the one where you don’t look on the other side of the drape. Because there’s blood everywhere, and they yank a baby from the middle.
I did not enjoy that process, one bit.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:27 AM
I think women have a deeper inner strength than men have. if that was me, I’d be going off like a wailing banshee.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
The Penguins’ color guy says “Sid’s” so much that I started calling Crosby “The Syndrome.” That’s my only contribution to this awful discussion. Can we talk about pissing in bottles some more?
November 26th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Boy.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Real happy C-sections didn’t happen with either kid. Healing time is so much faster with natural birth, without the whole huge cut across the abdomen and all.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Shows how big of a deal the guy is. You didn’t even get his name right. He’s a nice #2 RB. Not in Gronk’s solar system
November 26th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Guess we were lucky with the epidural, we as in my wife. No problems with both kiddos.
Made me think of this classic Bill Cosby natural child birth stand up.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:29 AM
Jumbo Fisher agrees.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
know two people who had emergency C’s. both husbands said it was the scariest shit ever.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Jenny Johnson is just godawful. A one trick pony and honestly kind of creepy. The Tom Green of this decade. Rob Delaney’s not much better.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:31 AM
I would be the same way…I think the post baby euphoria also had something to do with it
November 26th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
Friend of ours just had a baby. Went through hours and hours of labor, then baby starts to stress so they open her up for the c-section. They do that but the baby to stuck somehow so they still had a hard time getting it out even with her ripped open for the c-section. In the end all is well, but sounds like a horrible experience.
/ baby blog!
November 26th, 2012 at 9:32 AM
our first son was normal delivery and our 2nd son was a planned c-section since he was breached. both were wild. I didn’t look below the curtain. Half scared and half didnt want to make a face and cause my wife to panic.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:33 AM
know two people who had emergency C’s. both husbands said it was the scariest shit ever.
there were lots of hard parts, but for me, the hardest part was being back upstairs with the brand new baby, and having to wait a whole hour for them to finish with the wife in surgery.
You hold the baby, and get to think for one hour about dead wife/live baby problems, while the kid tries to find your nipple.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
When the Dr started across her abdomen and cut it and the blood started, I had to look away before I lost it. Just kept talking to her behind the sheet in front of her face and would take quick peeks. Pretty amazing when they pulled the “big girl” out.
/my little girl is 10 now
//doesnt mind me still calling her big girl.
///this will stop in about 2-3 yrs.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:34 AM
both husbands said it was the scariest shit ever.
Scariest shit on our birth was when they asked me if I wanted to watch the circumcision. I said no, but hung around. The guy doing the circumcisions was about 80 years old. The nurse said he was very good because that is about all he did anymore. Never have a child born in Missouri at a Catholic hospital.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:35 AM
Ha ha I remember telling me wife the exact same thing.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:36 AM
Made me think of this classic Bill Cosby natural child birth stand up.
40 seconds before i busted out laughing so hard i teared up. Bill Cosby is the funniest person ever.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Your metrics are flawed, it’s actually Donald Glover.
/QS’d
November 26th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Good point. Andre
wBrown is the guy leading the Giants in TDs this year.November 26th, 2012 at 9:37 AM
Yeah, plus they won’t perform tying your wife’s tubes while they have her opened to prevent further pregnancies.
/Team Vasectomy
//Took one for the team
November 26th, 2012 at 9:38 AM
after a 34 hour labor for our first, my wife has decreed any future babies will be c-section and I don’t blame her. epidural had long worn off by the time the wee one made her appearance.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:40 AM
My wife had to deal with PUPPPs and when she returned to work she was stressing so much that she got a case of the shingles. Something else to be on the look out for.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
That Bill Cosby Himself is outstanding.
/and someone in my brain looked under chocolate cake and saw the ingredients: eggs! Eggs are in chocolate cake! And milk! Oh goody! And wheat! That’s nutrition
November 26th, 2012 at 9:41 AM
Who is Rob Delaney? I see the one and only Iron Sheik refernce him and that “Mexican” Jose Canseco.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
So your entire basis for showing outrage is whether or not someone who is #1 on the depth chart gets hurt or not? No comment on Eli playing, and throwing the entire game?
November 26th, 2012 at 9:43 AM
My wife had a half-emergency C-section. During the delivery, the cord dropped in front of the baby’s head, blocking delivery. The doctor started screaming at all the nurses, and they rushed her out to the OR like an episode of ER, slamming doors and everything. It was kind of cool.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
So, how was everyone’s food last week? I was at the the mother-in-law’s, so predictably, the turkey was dry and the gravy lackluster. I made the stuffing and the cranberry salad, so those were excellent.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:44 AM
He makes LOL! OMFG! jokes about female body and his own pubic hair. If you don’t know him, you’re not missing out on much.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:45 AM
there were lots of hard parts, but for me, the hardest part was being back upstairs with the brand new baby, and having to wait a whole hour for them to finish with the wife in surgery.
You hold the baby, and get to think for one hour about dead wife/live baby problems, while the kid tries to find your nipple.
This and this….like a mf’er….
/Radio Raheem’d
November 26th, 2012 at 9:46 AM
Nobody on Twitter makes me want to throw my iphone against the wall quite like Rick Reilly and Gerry Callahan.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
I hosted for the first time, went really well. Did an eight pound breast, did a dry brine rub and then slathered an entire stick of butter and sage underneath the skin, turned out fucking amazing, so juicy. The vegetarian stuff I had to make was fine as well, only downside was two of our guests got delayed by an hour so stuff wasn’t really hot when we ate, was more like that later in the evening round of leftovers but I didn’t give a shit.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:47 AM
Based on the three quarters I saw before dejectedly throwing in the towel the odds of him taking a hit had to be less than 5%, perhaps that went into their thinking
November 26th, 2012 at 9:50 AM
i got sick and had four bites of thanksgiving before i started getting the heaves. fuck god.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:52 AM
So, how was everyone’s food last week? I was at the the mother-in-law’s, so predictably, the turkey was dry and the gravy lackluster. I made the stuffing and the cranberry salad, so those were excellent.
I refused to go to the ultra boring Thursday one we were invited to, so I stayed home with the baby and watched Dallas get their formal introduction to RGIII. I missed a carbon copy of last year’s thanksgiving.
Then, for the Friday one at my house, my brother lost it at my mother-in-law for being so hopelessly annoying, and the same sucky uncle that always invites himself over invited himself over.
And I got a migraine.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:53 AM
I hosted for the first time, went really well.
Cuz you’re growns up and you’re growns up and you’re growns up! I’m the asshole in the bar place is that right? I’m the asshole? I’m outta here. I’m not eatin’ anything. I wouldn’t eat here, I would never eat here anyway.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Jellied can-shaped cranberry sauce with ridges. Has to be on the table somewhere.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:55 AM
Some friends fried me a turkey, and sent mashed potatoes, green beans, stuffing w/gravy & half an dutch apple pie along. Boom, y’all.
/dark meat FTW, ya know?
November 26th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
I ate what seemed like 3 meals before the actual turkey came out. Followed the entire evening up with someone breaking out a bottle of the 12 year old Macallan.
The 5 mile run I went on yesterday morning felt like a punishment.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
Loved Eli dropping the shoulder on his run.
/team slow guy.
November 26th, 2012 at 9:57 AM
light pawr!!!
/KKKommenter from ESPN’s AryanNation network of blogs
November 26th, 2012 at 9:59 AM
Went to my sister-in-law’s on Long Island. Because of the storm and subsequent power issues, she didn’t want to cook, and bought a meal from a local restaurant. This restaurant is a big Jewish deli, and everything was pretty normal, except for the 1st course of Matza soup, and a big side dish of pickles.
On an unrelated note, I hate Matza soup.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
The 5 mile run I went on yesterday morning felt like a punishment.
Amazing what taking 3 days off from running and eating way more than usual will do. Thank goodness I can get back on normal schedule. Did get to play golf down in Orlando. Last time til the Spring most likely. Sad times.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
Eh, I like a good mix. Dark meat on its own, and white meat drenched in gravy. Yum.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:00 AM
spencer!!! You’re just giddy ’cause your team won yesterday.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:01 AM
SROD…twas a good footballing week here in the cleve. the good ones are so rare, the great ones like this past weekend make life that much sweeter.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:03 AM
We hosted. Food was good and enjoyed the Thursday night game. We played golf on Friday to celebrate my dad’s 70th birthday.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:04 AM
I was in the room during the whole procedure…I didn’t look (because I have to get back up in there at some point)…but we were taking pictures as a family while she was still getting stitched up.
I can’t imagine raising a new born without the mother.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:05 AM
WFS
Here buddy.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:08 AM
Must suck to have an irrelevant undefeated season though.
Debating whether or not Duffy will write an “OSU deserves a split title” post.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:09 AM
not really…even if the season were “relevant” they’re not worthy due to schedule and performance against said schedule. helluva first season tho…undefeated’s tough no matter what conf.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:10 AM
Boardwalk was good last night. Homeland…. Uh what the fuck.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Thanks. Now I just have to find the place where wordpress will let me change it.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
And it will start showing up just in time for next season to start!
November 26th, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Must suck to have an irrelevant undefeated season though.
Our partial National Champtionship is hardly irrelevant.
/calls Jostens for fans replica national championship ring
November 26th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
So I noticed the source for the story is the “Toledo Blade”. I’m impressed that there are enough stabbings to warrant their own news outlet. Congrats, Toledo.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
//orders commemorative plate to set ring on
///falls asleep to rhythmic sounds of official 2012 undefeated season wall clock
November 26th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
So what’s the basis for getting an actual partial, does just one AP writer have to vote you number one or do you have to be one in the AP poll to counteract the BCS champion?
Duffy said it could still be a play, but they don’t have any first place votes and are still behind the three teams capable of playing for the title and Bama/UGA will have two wins more impressive than any OSU has this season after OSU stops playing so it makes no sense to jump them.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
pretty sure you gotta be voted number 1…and OSU doesn’t have a shot at an AP NC so it’s not worth haranguing over.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
You know one writer will give them a vote though just so they have an easy column to write and will get traffic from blogs that like to do hard thought out well researched posts.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
probably…but, for all the hate towards the BCS, most BCS gurus say OSU would be 3 or 4 anyways. so sounds like at least they’re getting something right…
November 26th, 2012 at 10:26 AM
well…would hypothetically get something right, i guess.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Had a similar experience. And to make matters worse, after the doc got my daughter out and gave her to the neonatal nurses, they couldn’t get her to breathe. We allowed my father in law to be there for the emergency c-section since he is a neonatologist. He had to jump in and get my daughter to breathe. In real time it probably wasn’t that long that she wasn’t breathing, but it seemed like an eternity. I did feel better when everyone in the room (including my FIL) LOLed at me when I asked if there would be any permanent brain damage. I guess that’s a no? Cool. Now I can go back to worrying about my wife dying.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Where’s the cunt who loves Toronto’s Mayor Rob Ford? That cunt just get kicked out of office by the sheer force of his imbecilic cuntery. Toronto the city (actual city not you fucktard suburb dickheads) is going to party. Ignoble finish to a ignoramus.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
surprised there wasn’t more excitement over Alice Eve.
you guys have seen she’s out of my league, right? her london accent slays me
November 26th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
Not much to get excited over
November 26th, 2012 at 10:52 AM
wouldnt know, not being an expert on english dialects. what’s the cockney for “big birthin’ hips?”
November 26th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Some of TJ Miller’s finest work.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Too many chips.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Though I don’t remember her having an English accent. All I remember is that it was filmed and set here and the dude’s hilarious brother.
November 26th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Pic on left – too pale.
Pic on right – nice tan.
That spot where the waist glides out to the hips? Catches my attention, every time.
November 26th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
Agree. That pic is terrible
November 26th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Cried laughing the last few minutes of it. I hate that people my age have no idea how funny that man was/is.
November 26th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Wife had a c-section when we had our twins. I looked around the curtain just as they were pulling what looked like a pot roast out and putting it back in. That was enough for me.
But as Dirt or Cleet mentioned above, that hour or so when you are with your newborns and unsure about how your wife is doing is terrifyingly joyful.
CJ – I would recommend taking full advantage of modern medicine and its opiates.
November 26th, 2012 at 8:52 PM
i took pictures of the c-section(s). for personal viewing only. just stuck the camera up high and low, no aiming. gore for sure
November 27th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Yesterday was wonderful for me. It was my birthday. No work, Notre Dame is playing for a BCS title and Denver, for all intents and purposes, clinched the division. A great day indeed.