Little Kid Gets Trucked By Enormous Pee Wee Football Player [Video]

All, Fat, Football, Video Tim Ryan November 26th. 2012, 2:06pm

This poor little fellow innocently partaking in some Pee Wee league football stood no chance against this obscenely large, charging, uh, fullback? The stampeding mountain of determined lard is either an O’Doyle, or related to punt, pass and kick legend, Andy Reid.

The flattening moment kind of reminds me of Nintendo Ice Hockey where the skinny guys would fly off a charging Mario without the big guy breaking stride.

[via @JimmyTraina]

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38 Responses to “Little Kid Gets Trucked By Enormous Pee Wee Football Player [Video]”

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VladimirCrouton Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Outstanding.
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roastbeast Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
shut it dern
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roastbeast Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
that shit has to be by age group, not weight. i loathe fat kids who think they are hot shit because they can run over wee folk
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spencer096 Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
CLINT FLABSHOULDER!
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TheRealAC Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
this is why there are dot systems in place.
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roastbeast Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
crisco for everyone!
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KC Resident Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
that shit has to be by age group, not weight. i loathe fat kids who think they are hot shit because they can run over wee folk
It all evens out. That kid that got trucked is going to get laid much much sooner than the fat kid when they get to high school.
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Caribou Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Did the kid that got hit, even get up? Wow. In my boy’s pre-Jr High football days, you couldn’t carry the ball if you were over 140 lbs. and the guys that were over this, had to play the line and wore an “X” on their helmets.
He had one kid on his team, same age of 11, that with his football pads/helmet on weighed 219 lbs. I weigh that now. I asked my boy if he avoided him in practice and he said he ran like hell.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
The kid was standing upright…get low, son.
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KC Resident Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
I think it is safe to say the coach that called the play has some insecurity issues. I bet his wife is sleeping with the neighbor. And he knows it. Just got to call a run for the fat kid that smells like bacon grease and she’ll take him back.
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Jason McIntyre Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
The kid was standing upright…get low, son.
award of bravery for merely attempting the tackle
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spencer096 Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
whomever coached the kid getting tackled is a piece of shit…YOU GOTTA COACH EM TO GO FOR THE KNEES, SON.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
That kid just pisses excellence.
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Jason Lisk Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
There are weight limits for who can touch the football in the league association in my town. I think it’s like 85 pounds or under, probably for that exact reason right there. That’s ridiculous.
I also watched a practice where something similar was occurring. One really big dude. Others average sized. They were doing line drills and the smaller kids kept getting hurt. I was like, no way is my kid playing tackle until sizes even up a bit, for that reason.
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spencer096 Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
get yall’s pussy lil paws off footbaw, you slackjawed northern faggots. hunnet’n'forty pounds? shit, there aint a kid in tixis that’d come in under a buck’fifty.
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squawkbox Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
this is why there are dot systems in place.
Here, each age bracket (actually grade bracket) has a “skill position” weight limit. Kids over the limit get a glowing green “dot” on their helmet.
This what you mean.
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squawkbox Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
get yall’s pussy lil paws off footbaw, you slackjawed northern faggots. hunnet’n’forty pounds? shit, there aint a kid in tixis that’d come in under a buck’fifty.
The awesomeness of the phonetic spelling is off the charts. I think I’ve met this guy.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
award of bravery for merely attempting the tackle
Fair enough…looks like he slows up at the end realizing that the result is inevitable.
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spencer096 Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Fair enough…looks like he slows up at the end realizing that the result is inevitable.
again…coaching.
you gotta go FULL SPEED into that biggun’s knees. shred those ligaments son, or you aint getting DQ on the way home.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
Zero sympathy for when these kids end up shooting themselves in the chest in thirty years to preserve their brains for research. Zero.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
you gotta go FULL SPEED into that biggun’s knees.
You don’t have to tell me brochacho…I was preaching “get low” before you even clicked on this link…and threw in a concluding “son” too.
I just didn’t go far enough by calling people faggots…and that has made all the difference.
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PeerLessPrices Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
you gotta go FULL SPEED into that biggun’s knees
Good buddy did this in high school. Big rb jawing pre-game, and friend told him he was going to break his leg. First play of the game he’s playing safety and just destroys this guy’s leg. Out for game, possibly the whole year, can’t remember. He was a bit on the violent side.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Spencer knows what he’s talking about. Been tiniest guy coached his entire life.
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spencer096 Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
I just didn’t go far enough by calling people faggots…and that has made all the difference.
pssh…clearly youve never played football.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Did the kid that got hit, even get up?
I don’t think I’ve seen Butters post yet today.
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Tim Ryan Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Spencer knows what he’s talking about. Been tiniest guy coached his entire life.
He’s just a little guy. Everyone clap for the little guy.
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Nada Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
He had one kid on his team, same age of 11, that with his football pads/helmet on weighed 219 lbs. I weigh that now. I asked my boy if he avoided him in practice and he said he ran like hell
Reminds me of high school, when I was a 145-pound lineman going up against guys who weighed 100 pounds more.
Like someone said, get low. It’s amazing how often I was able to hold my own by doing just that.
If they build up a head of steam, though, run like hell is the better part of valor.
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KC Resident Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
From the Youtube comments…
“Atta boy” – Ndamukong Suh
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sousedbergin Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
get yall’s pussy lil paws off footbaw, you slackjawed northern faggots. hunnet’n’forty pounds? shit, there aint a kid in tixis that’d come in under a buck’fifty.
Chillun been held back in school a spell, birth cert none o your damn business and has been nouri-zising himself wit hormone laced steaks since the time of he’s mama’s milk.
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sousedbergin Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
Kid is fat though, if I was an insulin provider I would start sponsoring Pee Wee Football:
“Wildcats vs Wildcats brought to you by Accu-Chek, Accu-Chek because ain’t no one gonna stop eating McDonald’s.”
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spencer096 Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
i feel like fat kid weight limits are discriminatory…fat kid is much less of a problem than overly aggressive, six pack and shaving in sixth grade kid.
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St. Bear Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
I also watched a practice where something similar was occurring. One really big dude. Others average sized. They were doing line drills and the smaller kids kept getting hurt. I was like, no way is my kid playing tackle until sizes even up a bit, for that reason.
Or have your kid play in a weight limit league.
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RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
i feel like fat kid weight limits are discriminatory
It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault.
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
i feel like fat kid weight limits are discriminatory…fat kid is much less of a problem than overly aggressive, six pack and shaving in sixth grade kid.
you were the fat kid in your formative years…I remember this from way back in the commenting day. you’re still a fatty sympathizer.
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St. Bear Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Pats DE Jermaine Cunningham suspended 4 games for PEDs.
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spencer096 Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
i am NOT a fatty sympathizer…that’s just patently false.
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angry Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
I also watched a practice where something similar was occurring.
Why were you watching kids practice?
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jstaylor62 Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Stop,Drop And Roll! Lets see how well that big kid can hurdle.