Or, anyone who reads the comments…

Nobody reads the comments
–EIC Jason McIntibble

Chizik for having an enormous jaw.

the lack of black leather jackets next season is the true racism here.

They have as many national titles as OU and Texas in the past 25 years.

Other than McCartney, Neuheisel, and Barnett?

except for all these instances of me being wrong, I’m still 100% right.

either way I guess Embree must have thought this was intramurals.

Sounds like slang for obtaining access with one’s penis to a female’s genital area.

Well I am the father, hope this does not ruin things with Guinness Girl.

/As The Big Lead Turns

Candada gives Maine poutine

Sounds like slang for obtaining access with one’s penis to a female’s genital area.

It’s a shame you can say something like that and have people think you’re serious.

It’s the ‘Net. I’m contractually obligated to mis-interpret statements. Faux internet outrage added for no extra charge.

Pats DE Jermaine Cunningham suspended 4 games for PEDs.

I guess why know why he had a breakout campaign upgrading him from “draft bust” to “mediocre player as long as you only use him in sub packages”

gfunk, well then. Whoops, and “my bad”. Admittedly, I have a blind spot when it comes to sarcasm font. Ask anyone.

Nah I almost added something to the end to make it clearer I wasn’t serious, guess I should have. It’s a shame you can say something like that and have people think you’re serious.

From Canada south to America’s hat. Confusing.

It’s a nice relationship, Maine gives you good microbrews and Candada gives Maine poutine. Mmmm poutine.

Next time I’m at a liquor store, I’m going to send you pictures of my $9.99 six pack.

Drinking in South Bend and Detroit was very upsetting, $15 dollars for a pitcher and 4 shots and people said that was not even a good deal.

That’s because they’re made in Maine, or Canada South

From Canada south to America’s hat. Confusing.

Or, anyone who reads the comments…

Their pumpkin ale is great.

We get Shipyards all the way up here.

That’s because they’re made in Maine, or Canada South

We get Shipyards all the way up here. Great stuff although the price is $7.95 per 625ml bottle (21 ounces in likely to die of a self inflicted gun shot wound due to for profit healthcare math).

Next time I’m at a liquor store, I’m going to send you pictures of my $9.99 six pack.

Uh, no.

Good job. Good effort.

Sorry, srod. Shame there is no sarcasm font. That’s been the undertone of 4-5 of the comments in this thread, thought I might as well just put it out there.