Matt Schaub on Ndamukong Suh Kicking Him in the Balls
Ndamukong Suh dodged reporters after the Lions lost to the Texans in overtime, 34-31, but Matt Schaub gleefully took questions about getting kicked in the balls – accidentally, or on purpose, nobody will ever know for sure – by Suh, a talented but problem-ridden player.
“I really don’t have anything to say about that play or that person,” Schaub said.
The only defense – and it’s a thin one – for Suh is that his head was facing the turf and there’s no way he could possibly have aimed his foot at Schaub’s family jewels. But given Suh’s history, few people are going to give him the benefit of the doubt. [AP]

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November 23rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM
we’d not be talking about this is schaub wasn’t an idiot and wore a cup.
seriously though, why wouldn’t you wear a cup in football?
November 23rd, 2012 at 12:01 PM
This “thin” defense includes “no way he could possibly” in the same sentence. Not so thin. I think this is unintentional. Let’s instead talk about the JJ Watt’s helmet-to-chin on Stafford that went uncalled/ignored.
November 23rd, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Umm I think we know for sure. The initial hit may have been accidental (unlikely) but the leg extension was on purpose.
/SHUT HIM DOWN
November 23rd, 2012 at 12:10 PM
Also: no Fireman Ed post? What a joke.
November 23rd, 2012 at 12:31 PM
i heard a few people tried writing a post, but like Fireman Ed they quit halfway through it.
November 23rd, 2012 at 12:36 PM
seriously though, why wouldn’t you wear a cup in football?
because people are trying to hit you in the head, not your sack-o-nuts. And I imagine it would really get in the way of your mobility, and constantly have to be adjusted, which means digging deep down beneath a whole load of compression gear.
November 23rd, 2012 at 12:38 PM
seems like a small price to pay to not have your junk smashed up by cleats.
November 23rd, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Here’s a link on Fireman Ed. In the photo, look at the pilgrim wife. She’s Elaine Benes Dancing at the Office Party Level drunk. good for her.
November 23rd, 2012 at 12:43 PM
Sorry, link fail.
http://nesn.com/2012/11/fireman-ed-apparently-cant-take-jets-awfulness-deletes-twitter-account-and-leaves-blowout-at-halftime/
November 23rd, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Definitely intent there.
In the first video, he appears to be following Zombieland rule #2: Double Tap.
It looks like he re-cocks and makes an attempt to give Shaub a matching pair.