Mark Sanchez Ran Into His Lineman’s Ass and Fumbled [3 Glorious Gifs]

After 20-plus years of watching football, I feel I can safely say that this play is – without a doubt – the greatest play in the history of the sport of football. Seeing this live was a life-changing experience that I will one day mention along with my wedding day and the birth of my future children as one of the greatest moments of my life. This play and the subsequent replays are indescribably amazing.

In case you also can’t believe what you saw – Mark Sanchez ran full speed into his lineman’s ass! And he got absolutely destroyed. And he fumbled. It was glorious. I have never laughed so hard at something that took place in a sporting event. Happy Thanksgiving.

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18 Responses to “Mark Sanchez Ran Into His Lineman’s Ass and Fumbled [3 Glorious Gifs]”

Blue Horseshoe Loves Anacott Steel Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 9:58 AM

Sal Pal questioning Rex during the press conference was also equally great

Milk Steak To Go Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:11 AM

Somewhat serious question – isn’t a runner down at the place where they start the slide, or do they need to maintain possession of the football through the slide?

squawkbox Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:11 AM

Hilarious – this made me laugh at it all over again. Nice job, CRM.

kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:12 AM

i’m bummed i missed this play

the only thing that would have made it better is if sanchize got a concussion.

is there a GIF of fireman ed giving up on his beloved team at halftime and leaving the stadium?

jayhawk88 Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:13 AM

That third one is the best. The lineman doesn’t move more than 6 inches…Sanchez really does just run square into that dudes ass.

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:15 AM

Seeing this live was a life-changing experience that I will one day mention along with my wedding day and the birth of molemaninthemorning’s future children as one of the greatest moments of my life.

Fixed.

kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:16 AM

Somewhat serious question – isn’t a runner down at the place where they start the slide, or do they need to maintain possession of the football through the slide?

down where he hits the ground initially, i believe.

kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:21 AM

any posts coming up today about the SF QB controversy or rex’s time left as HC of the NYJ?

scripty Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:22 AM

Whatever Scotty McKnight put in Miedra’s left eye the previous night, it was devastating. Seriously, I dont think Fraudchize has any vision in his left eye.

scripty Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:24 AM

Does Rex Ryan run the defense for the Jets? Is he married to the 3-4 or 4-3? I am just curious as he’ll likely be a free agent head coach candidate this offseason.

squawkbox Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:27 AM

He and his brother Rob will both be available.

Liquor Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:28 AM

The Ryan brothers need to stop coaching football. Dad is embarrassed.

Jason McIntyre Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:28 AM

Mike Pettine is the defensive coordinator, Scripty.
Yes, 3-4 defense.

Care to make it interesting about Rex getting fired? Barring an arrest for some reason, of course.

If he’s not fired, you can take a 2 week hiatus. If he is fired … ?

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:32 AM

Loser of the bet gets their eighth grade haircut.

kaiserwilhelmreems is commenting too quickly Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:45 AM

Loser of the bet gets their eighth grade haircut.

ooooooohhhh, raising the stakes to a played out hair cut? i say you have to really make this interesting with the weak gear associated with that played out 8th grade haircut

Milk Steak To Go Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:47 AM

If he’s not fired, you can take a 2 week hiatus. If he is fired … ?

Low seven figures?

scripty Says:
November 23rd, 2012 at 10:59 AM

If he’s not fired, you can take a 2 week hiatus. If he is fired … ?

Rex Ryan Hot Seat has almost 170k hits. Not sure that I’m really being bold here. I really dont follow the Jets that much but as a casual observer it seems that he might get forcibly emancipated. I didnt even pretend to know what kind of defense he runs, so I’ll sit this one out.

PasqualWisdom Says:
December 1st, 2012 at 3:09 PM