Comments on: Texas Hipsters Finally Combine Football, Rocky Horror Picture Show and Unicycles

By: Nina Cochina

Nina Cochina — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:02:41 +0000

And this video is amazing! Paul Collins did a wonderful job putting it together.

By: Nina Cochina

Nina Cochina — Fri, 23 Nov 2012 19:01:51 +0000

Well shit… we aren’t hipsters…whatever the fuck that means. It’s a fantastic sport and we all work and play really hard. All you shit talkers are just too boring to know when anything interesting or unique bites you in the ass. Come to a game… we’ll school you in awesomeness.

By: PeterFitzentite

PeterFitzentite — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 02:53:55 +0000

Say what you like about our lack of athleticism or moral standards, but my beard looks -fantastic-

By: mcstabby

mcstabby — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 21:38:10 +0000

actually, there’s very few hipsters involved in UFL. we’re a very close-knit punk-rock family and we have a great time playing.

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 19:11:06 +0000

Come on man, can’t you just laugh at the joke and move on?

Nope, sure can’t soul patch.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 19:09:05 +0000

Any American soldiers still fighting in Iraq deserve to watch this video as punishment for getting left behind when the last convoy left a year ago.

Come on man, can’t you just laugh at the joke and move on?

By: ms621

ms621 — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 19:07:05 +0000

If you show this video to the soldiers fighting in Afganastan and Iraq and tell them this is what they’re fighting to defend, they’d starting fighting for the other side.

Any American soldiers still fighting in Iraq deserve to watch this video as punishment for getting left behind when the last convoy left a year ago.

By: Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 19:03:46 +0000

God knows The Room cats can football them some footballs.

“Oh hi Mark Sanchez!”

*football thrown twenty feet over Tommy’s head and off the roof.

By: johndewar

johndewar — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 19:02:31 +0000

I’ve never understood the appeal of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I assumed the kids that went to the Rocky Horror Picture show in high school didn’t know anyone with a fake ID to buy beer.

By: Some Random Old Dude

Some Random Old Dude — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 18:58:30 +0000

I’m living without irony ovah heah. “Now, cut that out.”

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 18:57:36 +0000

If you show this video to the soldiers fighting in Afganastan and Iraq and tell them this is what they’re fighting to defend, they’d starting fighting for the other side.

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 18:56:54 +0000

The video is a Rockey Horror-themed game from the Unicycle Football League’s Hell-O-Ween game.

Now, if this were a The Room-themed game, I'd be absolutely down. God knows The Room cats can football them some footballs.

By: RexKramerDangerSeeker

RexKramerDangerSeeker — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 18:55:07 +0000

So very much beard.

By: VladimirCrouton

VladimirCrouton — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 18:54:11 +0000

I’ve never understood the appeal of Rocky Horror Picture Show. I don’t get it. But it does have Mr. Homolka.

By: St. Bear

St. Bear — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 18:54:11 +0000

Hell-O-Ween

Get the fuck out of here.