Texas Hipsters Finally Combine Football, Rocky Horror Picture Show and Unicycles
All, Made Up Sports, Movies, Music, Video, What the hell is wrong with people November 20th. 2012, 1:51pm
Apparently, some version of this video takes place every weekend in a parking lot in San Marcos, Texas. The video is a Rockey Horror-themed game from the Unicycle Football League’s Hell-O-Ween game. According to the official website, the UFL has been around for 8 seasons now and has a multitude of sponsors including Jimmy John’s. That’s how you know they’re legit. My only real question about the Unicycle Football League (besides, “I’m sorry – the what?”) is how do you get so many hipsters in one location when none of them have ever heard of it?
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November 20th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
I’ve never understood the appeal of Rocky Horror Picture Show. I don’t get it. But it does have Mr. Homolka.
November 20th, 2012 at 1:54 PM
Get the fuck out of here.
November 20th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
So very much beard.
November 20th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
Now, if this were a The Room-themed game, I’d be absolutely down. God knows The Room cats can football them some footballs.
November 20th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
If you show this video to the soldiers fighting in Afganastan and Iraq and tell them this is what they’re fighting to defend, they’d starting fighting for the other side.
November 20th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
I’m living without irony ovah heah. “Now, cut that out.”
November 20th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
I assumed the kids that went to the Rocky Horror Picture show in high school didn’t know anyone with a fake ID to buy beer.
November 20th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
“Oh hi Mark Sanchez!”
*football thrown twenty feet over Tommy’s head and off the roof.
November 20th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
If you show this video to the soldiers fighting in Afganastan and Iraq and tell them this is what they’re fighting to defend, they’d starting fighting for the other side.
Any American soldiers still fighting in Iraq deserve to watch this video as punishment for getting left behind when the last convoy left a year ago.
November 20th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Come on man, can’t you just laugh at the joke and move on?
November 20th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Come on man, can’t you just laugh at the joke and move on?
Nope, sure can’t soul patch.
November 21st, 2012 at 4:38 PM
actually, there’s very few hipsters involved in UFL. we’re a very close-knit punk-rock family and we have a great time playing.
November 21st, 2012 at 9:53 PM
Say what you like about our lack of athleticism or moral standards, but my beard looks -fantastic-
November 23rd, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Well shit… we aren’t hipsters…whatever the fuck that means. It’s a fantastic sport and we all work and play really hard. All you shit talkers are just too boring to know when anything interesting or unique bites you in the ass. Come to a game… we’ll school you in awesomeness.
November 23rd, 2012 at 2:02 PM
And this video is amazing! Paul Collins did a wonderful job putting it together.