Would a little bit of explanation/research have been that difficult, Duffo?

Standard argument of slowing down the game and taking out the human element.

Thanks for the rundown. Instant review, mid-histrionics, would be awesome.

/Duckworth’d?

Has there ever been a discussion on reviewing flops? While the li’l bitches are rolling around with their hands holding their face, a booth guy has plenty of time to rule that he get the fuck off the field and sit out for 5.

The soccer governing bodies are hell bent against any kind of in game review, just now getting goalline technology and even that is still facing a lot of argument. Standard argument of slowing down the game and taking out the human element.

After the fact bans for diving are allowed, although very rare.

Thank you, Mole.

Here you go, chief.

Thanks…but that didn’t look like a free gift…I expected some more folly.

The usual, ridiculous soccer dive resulting in that is pretty awesome karma.

You can literally see the moment where he decides to start acting.

The usual, ridiculous soccer dive resulting in that is pretty awesome karma.

This.